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@POTUS
The first mosque in the U.S. was built in 1929.
The first Church in what is now the U.S. was built by the very first European settlers. And upon the founding of the U.S you had 80% of the population attending Church, 0% attending a Mosque.
This is blatant rewriting of history.
@QuiErat05
Upon sight of her on the street, my sperm would fly out my pant leg towards her as a swarm of bees does to a lavender field. Her bright blue underwear would be akin to paper as my future son, Alexandros, shreds through to fuse with her vitality charged Greek athlete tomboy egg.
The resemblance is uncanny.
Barron Trump III.
Our Augustus Caesar.
Gifted from the Heavens.
Destroyer of the Republic.
But Savior of his Race.
Hail Barron!
@UnionDrip
This is unskilled. Takes a couple weeks to a month max to learn this job. Working as an engineer or doctor takes years of University to learn. Skilled trades like carpentry likewise takes years.
@Hieraaetus
This will likely be a bait & switch, King will end up being at least partially correct that granting every wish is bad once the girl does it.
Likely, the movie will end off in the middle. Granting more wishes than before, but not all.
Would be surprised if he is just a bad guy.
@doodl_idk
You can criticize zoomer men for many things but this is the average millenial man. Hipster who is obsessed with 1980s/1990s kids nostalgia. Stretched earlobe piercings are their mark of the beast.
The resemblance is uncanny.
Barron Trump III.
Our Augustus Caesar.
Gifted from the Heavens.
Destroyer of the Republic.
But Savior of his Race.
Hail Barron!
@_flowersnax
You totally miss the entire charm of the original. The blank expression, big shoulders, how blurry it is, and his silly big lower belly. You don't even give him the tiny shoes.
The AI knew that more is less, simplicity.
Yours is just a cheap happy mouse cartoon stock image.
@greentexts_bot
Criminals in jail kill pedophiles, and most fathers enraged by it. Most men and woman wish to protect children, just differing views on what protects them, and most men have some violent desires if they have any testosterone at all.
Besides, protecting kids is a good cause.
@DAKKADAKKA1
Really, it's simply that they don't care about optimising storage since it doesn't affect whether someone will buy it much.
Saves more money to not quality check every model to ensure it isn't 2 million polygons for a cup.
@PKPatchworks
"I WILL NOT BREED WITH A NEGATIVE CANTHAL TILTER!
I WILL NOT BREED WITH A NEGATIVE CANTHAL TILTER!
I WILL NOT BREED WITH A NEGATIVE CANTHAL TILTER!
I WILL NOT BREED WITH A NEGATIVE CANTHAL TILTER!
I WILL NOT BREED WITH A NEGATIVE CANTHAL TILTER!
I WILL NOT BREED WITH A NEGA ..."
@QuiErat05
Yes, I am harder than the flesh of a petrified giant, so she must be a woman. If not, then like Hadrian, my seed will be wasted on the Gods deceiving my innocent eyes. A tragic comedy. Power!
@timecaptales
Hitler loved his dog.
Yes Hitler admired their loyalty and devotion, doesn't mean it's a powertrip.
Hitler's affection as with most owners involves returning their love.
He was obviously distraught at losing his dog Foxl, he could have simply gotten a new one if he didn't care.
@historyinmemes
Incorrect caption. The short is about how many jobs are insignificant, boring, and unfulfilling, that they're easily replaced. Not at all "life without technology" obviously, there are watches after all.
@Chevalierkgb
@MiddleearthMixr
@BrightShirtOne
He doesn't need to respond since anyone with basic media literacy can see how hostile the show is to the right.
Homelander = MAGA Christian nationalist.
Stormfront = Nazi.
Soldier Boy = average 1940s man - sexist and racist.
Vaught = big corp that is safe & performative woke.
@RonEng1ish
Few reasons why he is converting.
1. Lack of women
2. Desire for community.
3. Christian churches in Britain don't do this, no sitdowns, little attention. Most aren't as Faithful as Muslims. I've met Muslims before who are so Faithful it's palpable on how they carry themselve.
@DiscussingFilm
I am tempted to pay a woman to dub over Awkwafina's voice. Just so awful in her other roles, Kung Fu Panda trilogy is great and doesn't deserve this.
@9mm_smg
1. Right wingers do not want their media to be leftist/woke. Hollywood and Western cartoons are almost all plagued by leftist messaging, overt or subtle.
In contrast, almost all anime avoids this.
2. Western shows have a lack of purity, as it is seen as bad writing. Every
@tulpapilled
It could not kill Arnold with his barehands unless it got the jump. At most they're 5'0" 132lb, and chimps are only 1.35 times stronger than a human their size.
Injure for sure, but put them in a ring and 6'2" 235lb Arnold fighting for his life would absolutely smash that monkey.
@JadeAtrophis
As a 22yo zoomer, I used streaming sites to watch. South Park was popular on Newgrounds, so it's not hard to find out about through word of mouth or merchandise even.
Potty humour and cartoons are quite appealing to most kids. I remember being in grade 3-4 watching it.
@goreyuna
I pulled a funny prank on this girl. Posed as 6'7" White male model to send her sperm.
Whose sperm? Payed a 4'11 Sri Lankan homeless man with downsyndrome $17 to unleash his load into my ice cooler.
Was sent 9 months ago, so even if she finds out it's too late to stop.
Enjoy.
@not_our_guy
Would gladly fail the challenge if it preserves my race and the environment.
Whites are less than 9% of global pop, a world with no pure Whites and no White countries is a sad place indeed.
@ChiseHatoriFan
They could have just wrote it as he moved to a new city that needs help. Or a mission. Or injured/sick. Or something more complex like he has family that gets targeted.
@TrueSlazac
> Empty land
Nature. Nature with its beautiful animals and plants are occupying that spot. Would rather preserve it than flood country with more Indians, Africans, and Chinese, as if the lands they reside in with well over a billion people aren't enough for them.
@MazMHussain
A friend of mine died in that tank, as her mother called me today. He was known on here as "Medgold", RIP. We were only online friends, but it's still a hard day. Shame on you all for celebrating.
@DonnelVillager
The AI looks far far better. Actual interesting shapes due to randomness, top left is just boring men dancing or throwing a fit.
Just made better artwork than this in the style of Keith Haring, who would be happy to know that AI has built on his legacy & even improved his craft.
@greentexts_bot
I get it's the algorithm but your dignity is worth more than that and there are other ways to make a catchy enough headline. Even if it sacrifices 10% of clicks just not worth degrading yourself like that.
@BBCWorld
@real_lord_miles
IS FREE! REJOICE! THEY SAID HE WAS DEAD, BUT WE HELD THE LINE, SAYING HE WILL RETURN. HE DID NOT WAVER. CHARISMA MAXED. HIS BOOK WILL SELL WELL, HIS ADVENTURES CONTINUE, FAME GROW, THE LAST BRITISH ADVENTURER, OUR BELOVED ADVENTURING FROG, LORD MILES. WE'RE BACK.
@bronzeagemantis
"I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies." - Napoleon
@joeywreck
Separating toxic chemicals from food and not putting eggs on the bottom is pretty standard training. The cashier definitely knew this in training, but just doesn't care if the customer will get egg yolk all over her car, and is just being lazy.
As someone who worked cashier
@hayasaka_aryan
Looney Tunes "Coal Black and de Sebben Dwarfs" (1943) has a less offensive character design here than the "POC" features making the middle guy look like a literal demon. Exaggerated features are natural in cartoons, not racist to do anyway.
@The_Hellenist
Will to Power.
Everything is temporary.
What matters most is the struggle, exerting your strength. Both of these men are by far the most famous men of their century.
Why does holding territories matter? Empires decay, civilizations rise and fall. It's all about a good story.
@hayasaka_aryan
Funny how every attempt at satirizing someone on the right backfires making them an icon. That's how powerful the message that still gets through is.
@historyinmemes
Incorrect caption. The short is about how many jobs are insignificant, boring, and unfulfilling, that they're easily replaced. Not at all "life without technology" obviously, there are watches after all.
@greentexts_bot
Civ VIII:
Elagabalus trans world leader.
Joan of Arc trans.
Black King Tut.
FDR or Lincoln as U.S leader again.
Mackenzie King or Pearson as Canada.
50% women leaders
@ChiseHatoriFan
Frieren is autistic: doesn't show emotion, very hard time understanding others emotions, obsesses over special interest [collecting magic], prefers solitude most of the time, doesn't care about others opinion of her.
Fern is not autistic, she just grew up under priest with no
@thatrealeugen
They're all drawn in that disgusting tumblr woke artstyle they do.
It's like the artist's first priority is to make the characters as ugly & "inclusive" as possible. Need fat, need wide nose, need hook nose, need different hairtypes, blacks, women with wide troon bodies.
@greentexts_bot
Reduce immigration & stopping all illegal migration is feasible. Protecting untouched nature like much of Alaska too.
Really, the U.S should just split apart into different states so the can enact their own visions.
@hayasaka_aryan
It's legit a big American company that has co-ownership of the show. She won because they want to increase acceptance of immigrants, reduce homogeneous high trust societies.
@ShitpostGate
You know that Black guy definitely was wrongfully accused when an all White jury in 1915 Southern United States said he didn't do it.
The fact Frank fasely accused him shows his guilt. Only got off because 5 Jews were on the Jury during his trial & ADL founded to protect him.
@ChiseHatoriFan
OP is a contrarion tard.
Light reduced global crime by 70%, stopped wars, and even the U.S. President declared he would not oppose Kira.
L was a genius, too. Knew Light was disproportionately killing Japanese and did a very clever trick where he aired news broadcast at different
@JoshLekach
"Archaeology professor Howard Williams here and I've got an answer for you. They're not always male or female, but then you knew that didn't you, and if you didn't know that you can go and check out my playlist about transgender burials. But I think you knew it, because I don't
@jakeshieldsajj
@YouTube
My name is Sal Heidygen. I was also her victim, though 19 years ago. I went to a bar and asked her "why the long face?", she laughed and seemed interested but I wasn't decided. After going to the washroom I came back, sipped my drink, and immediately passed out. Woke up in her
@MioHondaFan
George Carlin sucked. He really was proto to today's late night talk show hosts in just unfunny political talking points merely in the joke format.
Only thing I liked which he said was "you don't need a spoken agreement for a conspiracy when interests align" to paraphrase.