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@JordanParodyson

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@JordanParodyson
Dr Jordan B Parodyson
2 months
You’re Bloody Grounded
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Dr Jordan B Parodyson
2 months
@jordanbpeterson You have taken this too far. I know you are my parody account but this is getting ridiculous. Delete This Immediately
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@JordanParodyson
Dr Jordan B Parodyson
2 years
Rid yourself of your eyepatch and reveal who you truly are, coward.
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Dan Crenshaw
2 years
Unclutch your pearls. It’s a figure of speech. You can’t insult, slander, and hold everyone hostage with no way out - and not expect me to punch back. Grow thicker skin.
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@JordanParodyson
Dr Jordan B Parodyson
2 months
Keep my name Out of your mouth, @RealCandaceO . You would be nowhere Without me and the @realDailyWire . You’d best Remember That.
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Candace Owens
2 months
What’s going on with Jordan Peterson? Today on the show we discuss why the many millions of men who once hanged on his every word, are feeling differently. Plus, Biden maybe has Parkinson’s and Amber Rose is speaking at the RNC. Enjoy the show!
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Dr Jordan B Parodyson
2 years
While I am saddened to hear of Benedict XVI’s death, I am more saddened to learn that this was, indeed, not his real name. Changing your name obfuscates identity, which is the deadliest sin of all. May this be a somber reminder of the deadly consequences of the greatest sin.
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Dr Jordan B Parodyson
1 month
Continue to bite The damn hand that Feeds you, @RealCandaceO . Don’t forget where you Bloody came from. We can end your damn Career at any moment
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@JordanParodyson
Dr Jordan B Parodyson
30 days
@TateTheTalisman @RealCandaceO It seems like you Have some damn Time on your hands. Tell your deadbeat Brother he owes my Family financial restitution For leaving my daughter. Enough is enough
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@JordanParodyson
Dr Jordan B Parodyson
28 days
Oh look, it’s ⁦ @NickJFuentes ⁩ Gathering his Groyper- Rat army. Instead of associating Yourself with these vermin, How about you come on my Channel to share your demonic Ideas for the world to see? I would bloody love it
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@JordanParodyson
Dr Jordan B Parodyson
27 days
Stupid, Fat, Hobbit
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Sean Astin
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Well that does it, I’m hitting the Campaign Trail. #Astin4Harris
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@JordanParodyson
Dr Jordan B Parodyson
1 month
Delete this immediately, demon. You are sharing posts from my parody account and I Will not be bloody slandered. See You In Court
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@JordanParodyson
Dr Jordan B Parodyson
2 months
My name is Jordan Peterson, I’m 62 years old and I’m FULLY supporting Netanyahu/Shapiro in 2024. Who’s with me???
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Chaya Raichik
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My name is Chaya Raichik, I’m 29 years old and I’m FULLY supporting Trump/Vance in 2024. Who’s with me???
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@JordanParodyson
Dr Jordan B Parodyson
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@jacksonhinklle @RealCandaceO I wouldn’t be questioning Anyone’s sexual proclivities But your own, you Twinkle-Toed demon
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