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If Reyna isn’t in camp this fall, Berhalter must be fired. Like we must full on actually protest.
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Ziyech was one of the best right wingers and Pulisic was one of the best left wingers and neither can get in for Chelsea and Chelsea can’t score goals. Pulisic even bagged a MOTM against some of the alleged “best” Chelsea players from England. What a weird club
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@CFC_Felix_ “I thank you all, but my schedule is packed trying to win more trophies. I have a plane to catch”
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@HackettKate The two party system is so awesome!
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@That_Hurts @_MLFootball 6’ tall field hockey player is the NFL wife you want beef with? That’s an interesting decision for sure.
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@LDNFootbalI Pulisic averages 9.5 goals a season (1 in every 4, 38 games) when he plays AND never gets to play his position, but he’s the problem? Got a breakdown of time spent at the wing this season/90? Lose me with this.
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@mattxiv I don’t know. My old roommate was the only straight member of his college opera and though few women found me attractive, the parties with his singing buddies made me feel really handsome😂😂😂
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@ZippityZeus @RexChapman I love the complete lack of violent response from him. “I don’t know what that was, but I know I want nothing to do with it!”
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Mexican American hero not only doesn’t take inept white American’s job, he actually repeatedly saves it #USMNT #BerhalterOut #ElTren
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@Qewsnew08 @JooseephLG @mattxiv 1. Thanks. 2. Age has treated me okay. I was in college 20 years ago. 3. I got enough confidence I think. I married a former Hooter’s waitress and gymnast who is now a bad ass business owner who makes twice what I do😂I found my way
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@kevinparedesfan @biftukaweke Nope, got to go the other way. Short as hell. Full Larry Legend
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@JooseephLG @mattxiv That is indeed a fact.
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2 years
@ludic_kin @Vintage_Cfc You mean other than get us to and through the UCL title run? Oh, not much. 9th to UCL, Real Madrid, only attacker we have with a UCL knockout stage MOTM…the ignorance is MASSIVE
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3 years
@SportsCenter @TomBrady WHY IS HE SO LIKABLE NOW?!?! I’m disgusted.
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8 months
@agoodjuan Rodman holding back SIX Colombians and chased their entire XI out of the box for the pen is the story here 🤣
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@RexChapman As the parent of an autistic one myself (verbal), it’s the kid’s reaction for me. “Yeah, I did something nobody expected me to do, but I do not care and I have other things to skip to! Peace out!”🤣 Love this
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“Pulisic found his level” 6th best team in Serie A dismantled Liverpool at Anfield, so I’m guessing Pulisic was just bored at Chelsea?
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3 years
@SportsCenter Bird. Only people saying Curry are probably under 40 and definitely under 35. Y’all don’t know.
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3 years
@RexChapman “This happened last time”?!?!?
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@tier_first @sjzz7i @nzeywb Serie A tax? They had two semi finalists in the UCL last year and none are bottom of their group yet this year.
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2 years
@MenInBlazers McKennie and Adams alone are more entertaining than Chelsea has been in a year
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@Redistrict Why is everyone so surprised? Most female democratic governors of any state in the union. Three nicknames in our history: Wheat State, Progressive KS, and Bloody KS (for starting the civil war for people’s rights before it was cool) y’all don’t know us.
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@CFCRaf2 It’s the same argument as Messi/Ronaldo though. Goal scoring freak to all around a clearly better player. You can’t watch CR7 play and say he is anywhere in the same vicinity as Messi as the total package.
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@mikechampagne @Rachael5Kramer They were so close to winning that state title...in the bleachers...talking about how they’d be starting if it wasn’t for their bad knee.
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@koestreicher34 @GurunSingh Come on. Multiple holds not called. A trip in the end zone that would have been a safety…they did get away with this one. 100%. But it’s been one sided on the non calls
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@Anonymo12869076 @PatrickMahomes Here’s the thing about Brittany. They have been together since middle school and she still is the ultimate ride or die. Most people would LOVE to have someone go that crazy over their success. Is she over the top? Yep. Are we all a little jealous because she is so supportive? Yep
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2 years
@CFCRaf2 Pulisic at LW is world class? Who knew? Oh, I know. All the Americans
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@_CFCBilly @PSGINT_ @ChelseaFC @PSG_inside PSG really thought they could win UCL. Let’s all laugh at PSG
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For anyone who has ever said Europeans couldn’t handle CONCACAF, Pulisic proved you right today🤣🤣🤣
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7 years
@sydneyleroux He deserves it. Literally living the American Dream. An immigrant marries another immigrant and both represent the US like you guys do? LOVE
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1 year
A Wichita kid beating the best team in USL2? Man, if only there were hundreds of teams across the country trying to use homegrown studs to move up a pro/rel pyramid.
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Down goes the # 1 team in the @USLLeagueTwo in Wichita, behind a game winning goal from local boy Taylor Henry! Chicago City suffers their first loss of the season in stoppage time!! Assisted by Lans Bovenberg #fcwichita #wichitasoccer #usl #usl2 #path2pro #fcwichitaacademy
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@tier_first @sjzz7i @nzeywb Pulisic was the sole reason we (Chelsea) got into and a significant reason we got through our UCL championship…
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2 years
An F150 driving, middle aged, white, Christian, heterosexual, gun owning man (me) thinks this dude is pretty rad. And typically the people who like him are pretty rad too, just saying.
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🐝 Kansas4Pete #TeamPeteForHarrisWalz
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@SackThemAIl @Contropiede_RC Pulisic has scored every game they actually let him start at LW, but go off
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@KierDoyle Thought he was like for like with Rudiger. He’s actually a whole freaking upgrade and I highly rate Rudiger.
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If Pulisic has one glaring error, TT calls him out, as he should. These are professionals. But if Pulisic looks good and the rest of the attack is awful, there’s only “our attack wasn’t good enough.” And Pulisic still talks every interview about loving the competition. Elite 🧠
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@ElliotGCFC He plays in CONCACAF. The premier league is NOT physical in comparison AT ALL. Also, Fact: he had the best goal contribution rate during his tenure at Chelsea Fact: he wasn’t in the top 5 for minutes missed due to injury his last 2 seasons at Chelsea We messed up. Let’s admit it
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@EmenaIo It’s the American in him. “Isn’t this the playoffs bro? I always go hard in the playoffs. All the greats go harder in the playoffs.”
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@CriminalCosta Lost possession 16 times and had 13 accurate passes🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@peterdaou Couldn’t...couldn’t that be the claim of all the candidates?
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2 years
@CFCExtra Just so we’re clear, you can send abuse to a father posting about his son’s birthday but nobody can be mad at you for it? Is that your argument? And said son is the reason your club won that UCL in ‘21? It’s an interesting take for sure.
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@ArrogantNBlack @SnowflakeSnark 🌹 twitter is still doing recounts of the Iowa primary.
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@ManagerTactical Nah, Scally is just the best defensive RB in the world🤣🤣🤣
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@ManagerTactical Almost like underperforming on the road in CONCACAF is a fireable offense…
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Pulisic has to be the reason for Tuchel’s divorce at this point.
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@KirkHerbstreit Took a TD off the board for the Chiefs, non call on the most obvious live ball penalty of the game on JuJu in the 1st half, and an offsides call when the play clock said 0. The Eagles got EVERY call until that point in the game. Eagles can’t complain.
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What happened? Missing some players?
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FT | #LazioUdinese 1-2 ⏹️ Termina la partita #CMonEagles 🦅
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Pulisic has a solid game but doesn’t score. Chelsea 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Twitter: “Pulisic’s fault we didn’t score” Mount actually allows the goal: “He pressed so well”
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@OrgasmicOdoi Believe me, I am refreshing a few accounts pretty regularly waiting to see if they say a damned word about it.
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@Flightclassx93 He has more UCL knockout goals than Hazard and was monumental in not only getting Chelsea through those knockouts but even qualifying at all. “Lockdown” Pulisic was a key factor in taking Chelsea from 9th to 4th in league.
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Ok, listening to the 1/6 trial and I can say this: I do not care what you think of @SpeakerPelosi and her politics, she is a calm as hell lady. Was always curious how she held the speaker position, I’m hearing it now.
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The irony of Mount missing essentially a free kick from the same spot Pulisic scored twice in open play against Crystal Palace is not lost on me. #Chelsea
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@MilanPosts I love Pulisic and he is nice, but he knew Pellegrini was on a yellow and that was 100% intentional 🤣🤣🤣
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@3guysinagarage The Chiefs gave up 63 points to those teams.
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@Blue_Footy I have never understood the hate leveled at Cucu or Chilwell. It’s CLEAR to anyone with any ball knowledge that Cucu is a better defender and Chilwell is better in attack. Neither are bad. Not everyone is healthy Reece James, excelling at both.
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My wife just started a fight with me because I told her I didn’t care what she did (concerning shopping)...and I meant it. @XplodingUnicorn how do I handle this?
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@BOL_manley0702 @PFF_Sam Andy Reid’s play calling in that scenario would be the most entertaining thing on Earth. “Watson with the read option. Pitches to Williams. Who throws back across the field to Mahomes. Who throws it 75 yards to Hill. Chiefs lead 77-14 at the half.” 🤣🤣🤣
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@ArrogantNBlack @SnowflakeSnark Oh. And Pete is still winning.
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@_captainpulisic Because Felix knows that if CP is on the field, he will have more space. Think back to every time (like all four😒) those two have been on the field together. They cook.
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@FFB_Fanatics @mdrizzy22 If this was a defensive player making that hit, it’s an ejection
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@sketchy00_ A scrub. One. It was Mount. Y’all can’t say it, can you?
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@miasports4 If Pulisic started and that happens early, we may have seen Pulisic vs Mexico type of Pulisic and the premier league ain’t ready for that combo of talent and CONCACAF madness.
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@MenInBlazers Triedundfailed
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@AlanaMassey He was an LGBTQ ally before the Clinton’s, wasn’t he?
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@visualclown Everything has been building to this since she burned the Tarly’s. There was literally no other reasonable outcome.
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@Kristance77 Don’t worry, we have a Girma
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@St8ofFootball @TheAthleticFC HE JUST WANTS TO PLAY AND WAS GREAT FOR CHELSEA WHEN THEY PLAYED HIM. Ugh
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@MilanEye Dear Milan fans, This man is the only reason Chelsea got to and through the UCL in ‘20/21. Even before Mount, Kante, Kai and Kova left, he had a better goal contribution rate at Chelsea than any of them. It’s a STEAL for less than 40. Don’t let bitter Chelsea fans lie to you
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Pulisic has let Chelsea down again! How do we keep letting him get away with this?
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Welp, Milan fans will love Pulisic more now…and Lazio will never forgive him
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The last two sentences tell me Pioli understands Pulisic better than any coach he has had since his parents. CP is different and that’s fine.
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@BigBubbaSZN @ZippityZeus @RexChapman Definitely, but if you don’t have the soul knocked out of you, you may at least get up and go find what did it. He wanted to just sit down and figure it out 🤣
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By the way, Tim Ream is still amazing and may see the game better than any American in history. He’s slow and his passing isn’t stellar, but the ball finds him
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@mineralsfc Pulisic has said numerous times how much he wants to be at Chelsea and loves the challenge. So, ya know, shut up.
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@mspears96 Regardless, it’s after the play so it’d still be KC’s ball. Same scenario as the Steelers game with TJ
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@HachJay99 @3YearLetterman @KamalaHarris Oh Julia Gulia. First, that is a timeless automobile. Additionally, if you see it outside the Beef O Brady’s or in Pigeon Forge, it is clearly a status symbol subtly saying “I paid cash for my waterbed and struggle to turn doorknobs because of my many championship rings.”
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@katieporteroc Can you imagine being those kids and messing up? “Oh crap. She’s got the whiteboard. We are dead.”
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@usmntonly No he’s not and we need to stop this narrative. If Chelsea said “LW is yours. You will play there every game you’re fit and don’t need rest. Go.” Then I honestly think he’d be better at Chelsea than with the USMNT because of playing regularly with the same players.
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@MLSTransfers And Musah’s?
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@MikeIrish18 @MLSMoves Um, I have some news
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@11Yanks Someone could get Pulisic AND Reyna for less than Chelsea think they’re getting for Mount🤣🤣🤣English tax is INSANE
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Pulisic: WB isn’t my favorite, but I’m still working hard Chelsea fans: What an ass! CHO: WB isn’t my favorite, but I’m still working hard Chelsea fans: What a great attitude!
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@Puli_Era First year at Chelsea they were both 21. Pulisic 10G/6A. Mudryk 2A.
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@ElDanMan86 Props for not deleting all these. Also, thanks for all the amusement today
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@Re7ceRevivaI He literally lost the ball while he was by himself🤣🤣🤣
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@AdamNewson Sign him to a 10 year deal that includes a coaching position when he finally hangs them up.
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@SmittyLax6 @AbsoluteChelsea He started on the left. He scored. That is 3 goals in 3 starts at LW. I’m no Einstein, but that sounds like a solid plan moving forward
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@Baarze20 @CFCLefty Currently? A goal contribution every 38 minutes when playing on the left.
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@NoahRiffe @alexmorgan13 And then she replies and credits you?!?!? You win Twitter!
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@joeclowery @Backheeled No Pepi, minimal Reyna, no Brooks, MLS players not named Miles Robinson being allowed in the building, let alone getting significant minutes and even starts. Late subs, tactically inept, too slow to adapt. Every issue we had is directly GGG’s fault outside of one CP10 miss.
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@USMNTvsHaters Amazing what happens when you call in the best players and let them play
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@PeteButtigieg THANK YOU! “Let’s make the tax code so complicated people have to pay someone else to do it. Then, we’ll tax the people that prepare it and make more!”
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@usasupersoccer @AlexiLalas Klinsmann is the only reason we have players in Europe because he said it was a necessity for a solid national team. He wasn’t the right fit for his time, but he’d be MILES ahead of GGG for this player pool
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Without Leao on the field, Pulisic is Milan’s star
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@ConnCFC 4 starts at LW, 4 goals. Kai and Pulisic have 12 G/A’s in their last 6 starts with each other.
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