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@ClinicCoachAL
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Anyone else have stuff like this hanging in their field house?
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@ClinicCoachAL
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The JV locker room when the coaches don’t supervise after practice.
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Zone scheme vs Gap scheme
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@ClinicCoachAL
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Our DC lining up our scout team during formation check.
@SaraGonzalesTX
Sara Gonzales
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The way their soy-filled bodies just fling around 😂
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@ClinicCoachAL
Clinic Coach
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7 on 7 coaches that go 2-8 in season.
@DramaAlert
DramaAlert
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Rock league pros trying to act tuff is insanely funny.
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@ClinicCoachAL
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Same thing I told our principal when I got a bad observation.
@PaceNSpace2
Pace N Space
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“I just want to coach football”
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@ClinicCoachAL
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“Coach, my dad just wants me to lift with my trainer” 10th grader with his trainer:
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@ClinicCoachAL
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All the coaches under 30 when the head coach says it’s time to paint the practice field.
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@ClinicCoachAL
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And talent. Mostly it’s talent.
@jimshapiro
Jim Shapiro
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I’ve coached teams that were 0-10 and 10-0. The difference?? A championship team is built on dedication and accountability. A team where athletes come early and stay late, compete on every drill, push through every rep, touch every line in conditioning, take responsibility
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@ClinicCoachAL
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Out scout team RB on Thursday
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@ClinicCoachAL
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The kids they send to the JV Wide Receiver Group.
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@ClinicCoachAL
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Game footage of Roger Holmes coaching against a 30 year old in joggers that gives Air Raid presentations
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@ClinicCoachAL
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How to rebuild a program: 1. Hair gel and joggers 2. Get new players 3. Nickname everything 4. More players 5. Seriously, nickname every thing in your program: team, stadium, all of it. It must have a nickname. 6. Couple more players. 7. Tweet about everything.
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@ClinicCoachAL
Clinic Coach
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If you’ve coached football for more than 15years, what’s something that wasn’t a thing when you started but you deal with now? I’ll start, Growth Plates
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@ClinicCoachAL
Clinic Coach
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Spring training at a small school only has to work around baseball playoffs. And softball playoffs. And track. And the spring band concert. And the school play. And the FFA banquet. And Honor’s night. And the rain. But besides that it goes pretty smoothly.
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@ClinicCoachAL
Clinic Coach
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When it rains, if your head coach says “it’s like a cow pissing on a flat rock”, you definitely run the wing t.
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@ClinicCoachAL
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Page 1: Recruit better players
@THERayRudolph_
Coach Ray
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1st class operation! Go Dolphins 🐬
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@ClinicCoachAL
Clinic Coach
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Opponent: Hey coach, you want to mix in 2s and 3s during this 7 on 7 game? Us: Sure, sounds good. Opponent then post score on all social media.
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@ClinicCoachAL
Clinic Coach
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For high school coaches, had you rather go 9-2 with kids your staff developed or win it all with a bunch of move ins?
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@ClinicCoachAL
Clinic Coach
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Imagine if he used a guardian cap over all of them.
@historyinmemes
Historic Vids
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Check out this Chinese helmet company promoting their new durable helmets
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@ClinicCoachAL
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Can’t wait to go in helmets tomorrow, just like we did all summer. I’m old enough to remember when the first day of practice was a big deal. Now it’s just Monday.
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@ClinicCoachAL
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Qualification for 30 under 30? Held scout cards still Picked up best player up for morning practice so he didn’t sleep in Had headsets charged Made cool gameday graphics Retweeted players
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@ClinicCoachAL
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Host a football chat vs teach a down block
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@ClinicCoachAL
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Some principal is spending all morning looking up fun icebreakers just for the faculty to hate him for it.
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@ClinicCoachAL
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When twitter coaches are on a podcast, make presentations, share what Mike McDaniel does, but then has to coach on Friday night.
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@ClinicCoachAL
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Guardian Caps are like WR’s in the Wing T. We all know they aren’t important, but we want to make the community think we care.
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@ClinicCoachAL
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When you twitter OC’s post pass concepts with no defense, no pass pro rules, and no progression.
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@ClinicCoachAL
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Me, when I land that E sports job. @AHSAAUpdates
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@ClinicCoachAL
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Oak Mountain players trying to get to Moody
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@ClinicCoachAL
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Our off season conditioning program worked! We won the 4th quarter 14-0. Even though the final score was 56-14 and they played their JV the 4th quarter.
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@ClinicCoachAL
Clinic Coach
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If a clinic presenter is over 50 and starts a sentence with “Men,” you better pay attention. He’s giving you something that works.
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@ClinicCoachAL
Clinic Coach
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If you have a stadium clean up day, on a Saturday, in the summer, just know that your staff and players now hate you.
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@ClinicCoachAL
Clinic Coach
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If you are a coach and post film of your team, make sure the opponent has a winning record. Buck sweep vs a 1-9 team is not impressive.
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@ClinicCoachAL
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Twitter Coaches, “We are putting that in!”
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@ClinicCoachAL
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@KillenBlake For high school transfers
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@ClinicCoachAL
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First year OC signaling two minute offense
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@ClinicCoachAL
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Excited to have Gulf Shores, Moody, Enterprise, and Central on campus recruiting our guys.
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@ClinicCoachAL
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In a league where it is illegal to recruit, is 6 transfers in 2 months a lot?
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@ClinicCoachAL
Clinic Coach
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Hall of Fame Tweet!
@CoachFriley
Fred Riley Jr.
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Schools are for the most part being run by folks who would not dress out for P.E.
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@ClinicCoachAL
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Recruit to win vs Coach your own players
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@ClinicCoachAL
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Niblett when they try to cover his ankles.
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@ClinicCoachAL
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When they finally figure out who Clinic Coach is at next year’s @ALFCA_
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@ClinicCoachAL
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@BrandonHerring0 We are a county school so we just make one group get on their hands and knees and the group jump over them.
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@ClinicCoachAL
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Every time I see a coach, coaching in a backwards hat, I always think about this classic movie.
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@ClinicCoachAL
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@CoachVass Do you have a plan to stop, wing t, triple option, single wing, wannabe air raid, and a grab bag of plays, because that’s our region.
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@ClinicCoachAL
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Spring reminder that no matter your title, if you don’t call the O or D, you are not a coordinator.
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@ClinicCoachAL
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@CoachRock73 Our coach must visualize a lot of weed eating and painting
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@ClinicCoachAL
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Parker coaches when they hear the news.
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@ClinicCoachAL
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Feeling cute, may apply at Hoover later, I don’t know.
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@ClinicCoachAL
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@BrandonHerring0 Play with your kid outside would also be an acceptable answer.
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@BenThomasPreps
Ben Thomas
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Hewitt’s Josh Floyd, Gulf Shores’ Mark Hudspeth and Thompson’s Mark Freeman chat before the Foley 7-on-7 on Wednesday.
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@ClinicCoachAL
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These are the kind of graphics I can get behind.
@willpouncey
Will Pouncey
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@ClinicCoachAL
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When your starting guard is trying to show you he’s really a Running Back.
@MikeTyson
Mike Tyson
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I’m coming for you #PaulTyson
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Enjoy your time with your players. Before you know it they will be juniors and transferring to schools to get seen.
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@ClinicCoachAL
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@bstylesmattapan That’s why I ask our opponents to only run 2 plays. So our IEP kids get reduced choices.
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@ClinicCoachAL
Clinic Coach
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Which rules of @AHSAAUpdates are dumber. 11 on 11 in the summer with only helmets or in the spring you can start full pads but in the fall you have to go 2 days in helmets even though you’ve spent all summer in helmets?
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@ClinicCoachAL
Clinic Coach
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Time to get out of coaching and be a child’s personal trainer. Here’s my business model Train kids 3-12 that will naturally develop Use simple movements with lots of props to make them look complicated. Finish with a game that is a form of tag but has a cool name $100 a kid
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@ClinicCoachAL
Clinic Coach
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If you’re at a clinic and he says “we were able to make a guy miss” or “we let DNA take over”, just head to the bar and sit down with a guy that’s spitting into a Busch lite can.
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@ClinicCoachAL
Clinic Coach
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Affordable housing in our district.
@CoachLundberg
David Lundberg
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Q3 of the #ALFBChat is brought to you by @vIQtorySports What source(s) have you been looking at/studying to improve this offseason? #ALFBChat @Coach_JD_Atkins
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@ClinicCoachAL
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Came to @GlazierClinics in Atlanta to hear @JoshNiblett . He was 10 minutes late to his own presentation because he was doing meal prep.
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@ClinicCoachAL
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If you have to recruit players to win in high school, you are not a good coach. Really only the 7As, Moody and private schools don’t like this take.
@HUMUORn
JUST MIH™
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What's your take about football that will get you in this position?
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@ClinicCoachAL
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Coaches at the Bama clinic when Saban walks in the indoor.
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@ClinicCoachAL
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Another private school advantage over public school: We have to tell our football players not to look at the sun.
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@ClinicCoachAL
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Spring football is a great time to work fundamentals and develop your players. Until you realize you have a game this week so you abandon all of that to work scheme and try not to get embarrassed on Friday.
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@ClinicCoachAL
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What you should ask when you apply for a new job: Is the admin all in to win? What most of yall ask: What’s my title and do I get a headset?
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@ClinicCoachAL
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When I see yall posting your 6 AM mat drills.
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@ClinicCoachAL
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That teacher that hit ozympic too hard
@gunsnrosesgirl3
Science girl
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Alpaca without its wool
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@ClinicCoachAL
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Video of our OL coach the year we had a clinic in Destin. Too much Mad Dog 20/20.
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@ClinicCoachAL
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Players think we gave them week off because of All Star Sports Week. We gave them off week because of Dynasty Mode.
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When the band is showing out at halftime and you get a 5 yard delay of game penalty.
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@ClinicCoachAL
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When you have to tweet but don’t have a tweet.
@coachvint
Coach Vint
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Using your QB as a runner gives you a numerical advantage in the run game.
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@ClinicCoachAL
Clinic Coach
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We get to paint the field together.
@Coach_JD_Atkins
J.D. Atkins
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Q2 of the #ALFBchat is brought to you by @OGrading ! How does your program take care of its coaches? Events? Special things? #ALFBChat @CoachLundberg
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@ClinicCoachAL
Clinic Coach
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Some of y’all take advice from accounts that doesn’t know what counter is.
@Run_TheDamnBall
Run The Damn Ball
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😎 Cool version of QB Power 💪 with the TE inserting from the backside #RTDB
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@ClinicCoachAL
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@CoachZBirdwell So what are the Lb’s stepping over for their Indy time?!
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@ClinicCoachAL
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Your one coach that is always hype but never really coaches anyone.
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@ClinicCoachAL
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What’s next, Hudspeth gonna say he develops players?!
@aldotcomPreps
AL.com H.S. Sports
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Rush Propst reacts to Hoover practice video: ‘You just have to coach with integrity’
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@ClinicCoachAL
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Another fake football coach blocked me. It��s a trend. He lasted one year coaching at a public school and changed careers. After proclaiming he was a stud OL coach.
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Driving to the local 7 on 7 practices and sharing Bible verses while I wear a flat bill. Don’t go a day without it.
@CoachDingus
Jack Dingus
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Q3: What is the best every day drill you have ever incorporated? #hogfbchat
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@ClinicCoachAL
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Agility drills from WR coaches that stay in the lab but not on the field.
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@ClinicCoachAL
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@coach_stapleton You mean 11 on 11 in helmets running wing t plays isn’t always the safest way for the kids?
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@ClinicCoachAL
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Maybe now their fans will quit yelling “KICK IT DEEEEEP!” Sir, we don’t know where it’s going.
@FootbaIIism
Footballism
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Bruh
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@ClinicCoachAL
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We can’t get our principal to get all of our kids in weight lifting, meanwhile Pell City is acting like they are the Eastern State University Timberwolves.
@BenThomasPreps
Ben Thomas
4 months
The packed house at the Pell City Board meeting with Rush Propst non-renewal on the agenda.
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@ClinicCoachAL
Clinic Coach
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How to make your staff hate you before the season gets here:
@coach_chandler
Matthew Chandler
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First staff meeting of the 2024 season today! It’s time to get to work!
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@ClinicCoachAL
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@chriscfore Superintendent doesn’t want the hassle of parents on social media. Principals want their paycheck. Take the easy way
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@ClinicCoachAL
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We know he can recruit!
@qbcountry_media
Larry Rudolph QBC Media
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🚨South Alabama needs Thompson HC Mark Freeman. Before you guys get on me about hiring a high school coach, check his resume: @coachmarkf •In 26 years, he’s won 258 games, holding a winning percentage of (81.9%) tied for 2nd in AHSAA History. •He’s also a champion, having
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@ClinicCoachAL
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All of the sophomores robbing the locker of the senior that just quit.
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@ClinicCoachAL
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@CoachChamboOK @fulshear_fball @coachcodutti Register early for free hair care tips
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Referee throwing a flag on me for being out of the coaching box on an extra point.
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That one English teacher getting to the complimentary biscuits first.
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@ClinicCoachAL
Clinic Coach
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July will be crazy. Sorry son, I know you got all the reps since January, but i went and got a dawg.
@deontecyp_
Deonté Cyprian
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High School transfer portal going crazy 😅
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@ClinicCoachAL
Clinic Coach
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Also, let them know if you find a unicorn.
@AlabamaFBScoop
Alabama Football Scoop
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Walter Wellborn High School is accepting applications for Head Basketball Coach with Football responsibilities at some level. Teaching position available is in 7/8 Grade Math Contact: AD Jeff Smith Jsmith.wl @ccboe or Principal Andy Carpenter, Acarpent.wl @ccboe .us
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Clinic Coach
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Too bad he didn’t transfer to a big school so he could have gotten seen.
@247Sports
247Sports
5 months
BREAKING: 4-star RB Alvin Henderson has committed to Penn State. 🔥 The No. 14 RB in the Class of 2025 chose Penn State over Oregon, FSU, Miami, and Auburn. 🏈 MORE:
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@ClinicCoachAL
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You hear teacher shortage, I hear they won’t fire me because there’s no one else to hire.
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@CODY_GARDNER Never draw the defense so our plays look good.
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We don’t need these in Alabama. By the time the temps are this low our team is done playing.
@TYash42
Coach Tom Yashinsky
6 months
Last year our staff wanted vests-- went with the Amazon Essentials version over the Nike/UA brand ones-- Had a local place embroider them for about $8/ an item. Ended up costing about $40/ each as opposed to $80- Great way to stretch the budget!
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@ClinicCoachAL
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Remember to make a Facebook post this Father’s Day thanking an old Coach, so your former players will thank you and people can see what a great man you are.
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“Show of hands if you plan on going to Gulf Shores in July”
@BenThomasPreps
Ben Thomas
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Saraland coach Jeff Kelly talks to his team after the Foley 7-on-7. Spartans went 3-0 on Day 1. @GoSaraland
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Me and the other Jr High Coach when he says special teams are dead. It’s a third of the game!
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@ClinicCoachAL
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If you don’t have a job during a teaching shortage, it may be time to try something else.
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I learn all of our transfers names before our spring game this week.
@AllenMeans
Allen Means
4 months
Finish this sentence - We will call our football season a success if…
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