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Chris Woods

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4 months

@Rothmus She’s actually the real villain in the story

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@TheGMcConnachie Never heard of this nonce. Heard of Gervais though.

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@TomParkRP Who is SZA?

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@levelsio @saschaCodes Just returned from China. Hate to say it but almost all tier 1 cities there make western cities feel 3rd world now.

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@Rothmus Think about it…just a few reasons (there are many btw)… 1) selfishly didn’t share the floating plank with Jack, when it could easily fit both. Guess it was just a fling on a cruise ship then. 2) abandoned her single mother (who she knew was broke, whilst keeping the

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@dieworkwear those are grey leggings

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@MichaelSchuman @TheAtlantic For someone who chooses to live in China, you write an awfully lot of negative articles about the place. Genuinely curious why you would live in a place where you have so many fundamental disagreements / perspective differences.

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@DenisVfilms @DEADLINE How tf it take 2.5 years to make?

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@JeremyDBoreing “I struggle with my weight” is a cop out excuse for “I struggle with my discipline”.

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@KonstantinKisin Thanks for being so pro-humus Konstantin!

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@ChinaCounter Could keep a whole library of these. Add Zeihans in here too for maximum shits and giggles

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Chris Woods

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2 years

@landforce cost of goods sold?

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@Maytechummia Falkland Islands has entered the chat

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@ToddHarrisonDC Awkward….

Florida family seeks damages from Nasa after space debris hits home

The metal object tore through two layers of ceiling in Alejandro Otero's Florida home this past March.

www.bbc.com

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@EleanorOlcott @wenfeixiang Eleanor, the numbers you presented don't pass the sniff test from 100 miles away. Did you really believe with 1.5bn popn, econ growing ~5% that ~1000 companies were started. Either an adverse agenda or a special kind of dim. Reports of Cambridge U's demise appear accurate.

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@DEricSayers Trying to “beat China” by trying to “be China” on industrial policy is a losing strategy.

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3 years

First day @stripe . Super excited to get stuck in and grow the GDP of the internet :)

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@litcapital She’s got some great hits

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@zachcoelius ..bUt tHe MuRdEr RaTe iS dOwn!

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@KonstantinKisin I heard they also performed at Guantanamo back in the day

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@kyleichan Saving this one for posterity

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@dominictsz But at what cost?

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@DeborahMeaden You’re right, it’s an outrage they’re all too low.

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Chris Woods

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3 years

@EdLatimore Fun fact - the division symbol is called an Obelus (÷), which is an ancient Greek word meaning sharpened stick, and the symbol ÷ supposedly represents a small dagger.

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@davidyelland So everything’s now all ok *because* it’s a banksy?

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3 years

@harryhurst Docu-movie: Free Solo

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6 months

@edatweets_ europe is winning what?

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@ruima Correct; something very off with the data. If looking at all company starts then it makes no sense….

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@jenniferzeng97 Proof? Don’t link me to some random conspiracy blog

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@MattWalshBlog

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@AndyBxxx loved this thread; thanks for writing this up!

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Chris Woods

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2 years

@VivekGRamaswamy Try looking inwards first. Algorithms serve more of what the user consumes..otherwise it’s not good business. Perhaps it’s your kid who’s searching for “the #eatsoapbar challenge”? And the Chinese kid is searching for “how to pass my math test”.

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@zachweinberg My father-in-law is a US chip plant builder. It’s difficult to get his attention in a magnificent space because he’s lost in wonder. We were at the TSMC factory and I asked him what it would cost to build it today. I will never forget his answer. “We can’t, we don’t know how.”

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@yuarecold @zhao_dashuai I thought it was a risk management thing… i.e. flexibility to throw the translator under the bus if a sentence doesn’t get said well.

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@Joel_P_Atkinson the amount of negative articles this Michael Schuman guy writes about China (over numerous years)… makes you wonder why he even chooses to live in China…🤔

Michael Schuman, The Atlantic

Michael Schuman is a contributing writer at The Atlantic, based in Beijing, China.

www.theatlantic.com

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@crushspread Stating the obvious, but this point applies to far *far* more than just Covid. Policy....business....culture....entertainment....

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2 years

@benshapiro The Grammys are still a thing?

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@JosephPolitano Climate Grifters taking a 🍰 slice all the way down the money flow

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@Mue_NZZ @MichaelSchuman @TheAtlantic That’s kinda weird, no? You’d have to offer me seriously good $$ to waste my best years away in a place I don’t wanna be. Not sure “the Atlantic” could afford that. Makes you ponder “why” for this guy….

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@DarthPutinKGB you cant park there, sir

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@danielb7521 @TomParkRP 10/10 response

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@alexbryant32 @DenisVfilms @DEADLINE Can get it right in 1.5 years. Cant relax. Too excited

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@KonstantinKisin “Hottest June since records began” 🫠

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2 years

@NickAndrewRusso TikTok aside, it's pretty terrible for any politician to be purchased like this, no? Maybe naive but doesn't make much sense to me if it's just a matter of greasing the right palms...

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@TheProgAlliance Not once has John Oliver ever been funny.

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My first on @beehiiv The blueprint for a viral social app; an analysis of Gas.

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@jbarro Fun fact: Queensland (top right state) decided not participate in day light savings because they said it would help accelerate fading of the curtains and also confuse their cows

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@apalamsia @MichaelSchuman @TheAtlantic The odd thing is he’s consistently wrong in many of articles going back years. It’s honestly super strange.

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@JxnkinsBros @DenisVfilms @DEADLINE simple. Step 1) Feed AI the life work of Frank H and DenisV; Tell it to write first draft of messiah. DenisV reviews and provides feedback; pushes it through AI for a round of revisions before polishing the final edit himself Step 2) Ask AI to identify 150 on-location sites

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@HaraldinChina 🎯 on a common misunderstanding. Western social media is not actually “banned” in China. They just refuse to comply with local data center requirement laws. This is why the “trade reciprocity” argument doesn’t make sense.

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@Glenn_Diesen The Roman Empire at least had good roads…

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@EzbyThor @MichaelSchuman @TheAtlantic “Superiority tourist”

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@micsolana

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@warintel4u It’s either a fart or 💩

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@UKLabour Good; the system honestly sucks.

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@USA_BaoziLover Better than the Chizza 2.0?

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@RnaudBertrand

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When we launched the redesigned Uber rider app in 2016, we made a commitment to never allow the trip screen UI get clogged and overloaded with information & noise ever again. Whelp…that promise has not been kept

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@viewsoff_ People that like to explode randomly in public places

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@AndreasKoureas_ Every rich person everywhere is fleeing apparently

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Is there a new rich-people hide & seek championship I don't know about? Every wealthy person everywhere is fleeing... USA: China: UK: Africa: Russia:

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@RnaudBertrand ….But at what cost? 😝

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@3orovik Proven himself to a be a reliable + profitable contra- indicator (like Cramer). Mainly due to a lot of fundamental biases which pollute his reasoning. He can pass it off with his speaking ability. Actually very useful to listen to and then make the opposite financial trade.

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@CultureCrave Extremely dull episode. Daemon storyline going nowhere, taking up far too many minutes. Only character development was a kiss which was very out of place and added nothing to the episode other than another tick on the “make-it-woke!” checklist.

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@SariArhoHavren What can’t they change it? It’s their’s to change if they want to.

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3 years

@petergyang Degrees are increasingly irrelevant and useless. Many understand this.

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3 years

Tres leches cake 🥰

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@JarodKintz1 @kylesockwell this smells a lot like cope.

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@jynpang 🤡 level journalism

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@Yoda4ever When you hire for diversity instead of merit….

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@AprilynneA is incredibly talented. I recommend getting in touch if interested

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@andrewchen The one to watch => @SashaKaletsky 🙌 👀

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@micsolana Old man yells at clouds

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@khushbooverma_ What are the limiters / inhibitors to survival in tech roles that you have observed or experienced?

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@KILLTOPARTY Just imagine if she believed in free market capitalism, independence of the states, the 1A & 2A… voter ID and more…. Wow

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@BetterCallTyler @TomParkRP Sorry mate can’t say I’ve heard that one. Hope it’s a banger tho, but probably not my ☕️

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@dvassallo Dimwit take. American cars (ford, GM, Buick, Chevy, tesla) sold widely in China.

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@JonesPam7777 @Rothmus Yeah; will probably need to separate post on Jenny. My word, where do you even begin with that character?!

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@HighyieldHarry They’re moving in herds. They do move in herds

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Airline desks….rental car offices….bank tellers….. they always need to type War & Peace for hours into their computers. … but what are they actually doing though? 🤔

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@ClarksonsFarm1 Fix the potholes

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@DouglasKMurray @munkdebate who does your skincare Douglas? Absolutely magnificent work.

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2 years

@InvestLikeBest @dmorey Global viewership #’s + fan engagement + business revenues render all of these opinions irrelevant and confused.

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@anothercohen Was an excellent review. Very thorough and answered a lot of my open questions along the way, and helped me save $700+ He produces content for the consumer, not the company. And that’s why millions reward him with their content minutes and trust.

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@lolitataub @AngelList @ZachGins

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@ricburton @sama sadly brings a whole new dimension to 'have fun staying poor'

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@kylenabecker He just left the hospital; unlikely he will make it in time. ~2 hr flight + car travel

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@AndyBxxx “Theft” is also an apt word to use too.

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@AndrewJBates46 @POTUS You are complicit in elder abuse. Shame

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Chris Woods

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3 years

@Lane8music @Themidwaysf Ouch, sorry man! definitely not starting the new year off on the right foot 🙃

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@lolitataub Best intern I ever worked with was @AprilynneA . IIRC, one of our team met her at her university’s career fair and immediately knew she was a future superstar.

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@ericprydz You guys @ericprydz @Cristophmusic 🤣