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@joeross00

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BHAFC & Sussex CCC. Professional whinger.

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Joe
3 years
Found this lying around in a spare box. Priceless #bhafc
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3 months
You see this? Proper football. End to end. Noise in the stands. The game I was bought up on. Not ‘Pep’ and ‘Arteta’ with their ‘inverted’ and ‘hybrid’ bollox.
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3 months
What a strike. I’ve got tears in my eyes. Our beautiful game is back.
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2 years
I’m fucking crying. He’s given himself a 10 game ban 😂😂😂
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3 years
And just like that, a meme is born #teamslikebrighton
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Joe
2 years
When Potter steps out the tunnel on Saturday 🤞🏽
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1 month
The client journo’s won’t say it but the standard of overseas in the Blast this year was significantly better. They’ve ruined the domestic game for Shimron fucking Hetmeyer to come over here for a month because no MLC team wanted him. Prison for anyone who’s in favour of this.
@SkyCricket
Sky Sports Cricket
1 month
Notable players in the men's Hundred this year 🌟
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2 years
Total of £82 million for Potter and the Spanish Joe Bennett 🤌🏽
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3 years
Burn trying to chase Adama Traoré on Wednesday
@AndyNaylorBHAFC
Andy Naylor
3 years
In summary then. #BHAFC Known absentees v Wolves: Dunk, Webster, Duffy, Alzate, Welbeck, Sarmiento. Trossard (elbow) available. Lallana (thigh) available possibly for bench. 3/4 positive Covid tests. 4 bookings: Veltman, Lallana, Bissouma, Maupay.
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5 years
Dunk and Duffy could block article 50 #bhafc
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2 years
“Could say it was more De-bacle than De-Zerbi haha, no but seriously, I’m getting sacked in the morning”
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5 years
‘Hopefully you get a girlfriend.’ Nahhh I’m done 😂😂😂 @laura_woodsy
@talkSPORT
talkSPORT
5 years
🗣️ @KidGalahad90 : "I've sacrificed everything for this. I've got no family, no social life, nothing." 🗣️ @J_Warrington : "I'm not stopping here, I'll go and unify the division." The two featherweights tell @Laura_Woodsy why they're not losing on June 15th 🥊
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5 years
‘That one’s for Knocky’s Dad’ what a club we are 💙💙💙 #bhafc
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1 year
£21 million in the bank…
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Chelsea FC
1 year
Club statement.
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3 months
Happy T20 Blast day to all who celebrate
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2 years
Our medical team are unreal. Remember with Connor Goldson they picked up that stuff that potentially has saved his life. Thankfully they’ve done the same with Mwepu before something serious maybe happened to him. I’m devastated for him.
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5 years
2 years ago today Leeds fans sang ‘you’ll fuck it up’ to us after beating us at Elland Road. That season we went up and Today we’re in the FA cup semi finals and Leeds have fucked it up....again. #lufc #bhafc
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6 years
Montoya emptying his pockets and finding.. #bhafc
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1 year
😂😂😂😂
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4 years
Should be beating teams like Brighton #COYS
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6 years
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3 years
Meanwhile in England
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Sam Street
3 years
Ajax fans at home to Borussia Dortmund tonight.
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1 year
No comment
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3 years
Remember when they mocked us for celebrating a draw 😂😂
@HLTCO
HLTCO
3 years
I’m still sat here thinking about it. The celebrations would have been ridiculous.
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2 years
Fair play to anyone who’s gone up to Goodison tonight. They deserve it
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5 years
Jack Leach playing like prime Andrew Strauss here #bbccricket
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1 year
Same bloke 11 months ago 🤣🤣🤣
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@TeleCricket
Telegraph Cricket
1 year
Things that need protecting in the modern world. Rainforests 🌲🌳🌴 Coral reefs 🐙🐚🐋 County cricket 🏏🍦🌞 Here's @ScyldBerry on why the counties still matter. #TelegraphCricket #TelegraphSport
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2 years
Pride of the south coast 🔵⚪️
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1 year
@thefulltoss First day at Trent bridge in 2015 with Broad’s 8-15 surely.
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2 years
The glory days. No unrealistic expectations, no gimps in away ends complaining about everything. Just a decent side who punched above their weight. Give me that over what we have now every day of the week.
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Joe
2 years
“And girls”
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@SeagullsSocial
SEAGULLS SOCIAL
2 years
Potter: “Few people in today!” Journalist: “Just like your dressing room!” 🤣🤣
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5 years
I feel sorry for people who didn’t experience 2016/17 Bruno/Knockaert right side combination. Unstoppable. Legend 💙💙💙 #bhafc
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5 years
Gary Dicker’s playing in Europe next season. Mental #bhafc
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3 years
Brighton fans arguing all over my timeline about who’s a better fan, based on who is or isn’t going tonight. Back to bed 👋🏽 #bhafc
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4 years
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2 years
Another season in league one for the massive Sheffield Wednesday, lovely stuff
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5 years
I now make that 180 minutes where zaha has done nothing against us #bhafc #CPFC
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4 years
Dunky at Cheltenham #bhafc
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Joe
2 years
Bullying the one of richest club’s in the world out of a transfer. Come at the king you best not miss.
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@TheAthleticFC
The Athletic | Football
2 years
EXCLUSIVE | #MCFC are close to walking away from a potential deal for Marc Cucurella after #BHAFC indicated they would not entertain any offer under £50million, The Athletic understands. More from @polballus
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Joe
2 years
Worth noting that this game wouldn’t have gone to pens if he hadn’t thrown the ball into the net a minute out from full time.
@OfficialBHAFC
Brighton & Hove Albion
2 years
A new contract for Steeley, who secured victory with his shootout saves #OnThisDay in 2⃣0⃣2⃣1⃣! 🤩
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3 years
I don’t want to be hearing any of that “Tottenham get battered everywhere they go” shit tomorrow. We can do so much better
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3 years
Those 14 year olds in the corner with the tracksuits on at Leicester are possibly the most embarrassing set of fans I’ve ever seen
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1 year
Massive fair play to the bloke behind us who had his London marathon medal around his neck for the entirety of the game. Alpha. Like it.
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Joe
5 years
Gargantuan club 🔵⚪️ #bhafc
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2 years
Great start to the season, media hyping up Potter and the players and away from home to a newly promoted side. You are simply not a Brighton fan if you didn’t see that one coming a mile off.
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5 years
I don’t want to hear any more debates. Knockaert > Zaha. End of conversation #bhafc #cpfc
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3 years
Brighton Facebook is unrivalled
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1 year
Why was Lingard doing that as we’ve just been battered in a play off semi final the div.
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Random Brighton Goals
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LuaLua vs Derby County | 11th May 2014
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1 year
🫵🏽 you can tell Aston Villa that we’re still fighting for that last European spot 🫵🏽 they’ve still got to go to Anfield and get something 🫵🏽 and I would love it if we beat them 🫵🏽 LOVE IT
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2 years
At least we get to see this man drop masterclasses in a couple of weeks. Forza Albion.
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2 years
Adam El-Abd in the away end today. Top bloke.
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7 months
Assist in a National team final for an Albion player I’m hearing..?
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Joe
7 years
When Knockaert tweeted great news, nobody batted an eyelid. When Stocko tweets great news, everyone says he's fishing for attention 🤔 #bhafc
@stockogk1313
David Stockdale
7 years
Great news @sjsidwell 👏🏻 well deserved
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Joe
3 years
I wonder if Vincent Janssen is available so we can apply for the 2 hour extension again, only for him to turn us down with 10 minutes to go #bhafc
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Joe
7 years
@NoPedroNoParty @TheMasterBucks He wouldn't know he's never been to a game
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2 years
FT: Crystal Palace (0.24) 1-0 (3.85) Brighton
@MarkOHaire
Mark O'Haire
2 years
Crystal Palace have gone 769 minutes (almost 13 hours) of football without scoring from open play in the Premier League. The Eagles have averaged 0.38 xG from open play across their last 8 EPL encounters.
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2 years
Remember to be grateful to Potter though! 🐀
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2 years
You actually can't write it 🤣 #CFC | #BHAFC 🔵⚪️
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3 years
£20 if you’re sharing your laptop screen with someone else
@OfficialBHAFC
Brighton & Hove Albion
3 years
Albion's deputy chairman and chief executive Paul Barber and head of supporter services Jenny Gower will host a virtual online fans tonight. ℹ️
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5 years
3 year ban. Rules are the rules
@footballontnt
Football on TNT Sports
5 years
The youngest pitch invader we've ever seen! Dominic Calvert-Lewin gives his shirt to one young fan who makes it onto the pitch.
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7 years
Unlucky but plenty of positives. #bhafc
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4 years
@mainlyoasis This you??
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Joe
4 years
Ireland v Denmark at least 3 times per calendar year
@willbanks02
will
4 years
incredibly bored so i want to hear peoples favourite football ‘theories’. for example, i throughly believe liverpool play chelsea 5 times a season and although newcastle are away today im pretty sure they play 37 home games a season
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@Jackalbion96 Would be all over this. Thought he was brilliant for Rangers
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4 years
@OfficialBHAFC @CPFC Bring back the formation order
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3 years
Tsamina mina, eh eh Enock Mwepu , eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa He comes from Zambia 🇿🇲
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4 months
Hopefully he’s written another poem 👑
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1 year
Terrific
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3 years
Good idea but there needs to be a whole range of fans on there. Younger, older, people who only go to home games, people who go to more away games than home, season ticket holder’s and non season ticket holder’s etc. Won’t work if there’s only 1 group of fans represented.
@OfficialBHAFC
Brighton & Hove Albion
3 years
Ahead of the end of the current season, Albion will launch a new fan advisory board. 🤝
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Joe
1 year
“Derby”. Send him back, now.
@levi_colwill
Levi Colwill
1 year
Derby win and clean sheet! 🤝Felt good being back💙
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2 years
I’m convinced those games during lockdown never actually happened because honestly I don’t remember a single one of them.
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Brighton & Hove Albion
2 years
Start your Friday with every goal @DannyWelbeck 's scored in a #BHAFC shirt! 🤩📺
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6 years
‘And then he said that tomkins should have been in the England squad ahead of dunk’ #cpfc #bhafc
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1 year
Dangerously close to one of your dad’s “look how far we’ve come” shouts, but I remember it being a big deal when we were on Sky for the JPT south section semi against Shrewsbury. Now we’re at Wembley for the FA Cup semi finals for the 2nd time in 4 seasons. Some club 💙 #bhafc
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8 years
If someone said 7 years ago, we'd be hosting #avfc in front of 30000 and second in the championship, I'd say you were off your head #bhafc
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6 years
bEsT fAnS iN tHe CoUnTrY #bhafc #cpfc
@wesleygosine
Wessssss
6 years
Palace fans seen enough, 3-0 at half time while Brighton have ten men. #cpfc @HLTCO
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1 year
Once again, TEST cricket. Not the white ball nonsense.
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1 year
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Darren Lehmann
1 year
@Minnsy1984 😂😂😂
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3 months
HAAAAAS ANYONE SEEN SURREY, THE OVAL, MARK BUTCHER, MARK RAMPRAKASH, IAN WARD, GARETH BATTY, OLLIE POPE, ALEC STEWART, PALACE AND CHELSEA FANS FROM THE HOME COUNTIES, THE NORTHERN LINE, CLAPHAM JUNTION, WATERLOO, SOUTH WESTERN RAILWAY, YOUR BOYS TOOK ONE HELLLLLL OF A BEATING 🦈
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7 months
“HUGE WICKET!!” We were 50-4 chasing north of 500 😭😭😭
@Cricket_TS
talkSPORT Cricket
7 months
HUGE WICKET!! 💥 💥 Root goes for 7 🏏 lbw b: Jadeja 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 England are 50-5 Hear live & exclusive commentary of #INDvENG on @talkSPORT2 ✅ 📻 Listen 👉 📺 YouTube 👉
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2 years
My head is boiling looking at what that terrorist Conte has done to Bissouma.
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5 years
Little Brighton on the back of bus shelters. Massive club #bhafc
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5 years
@KP24 Ashes for any cricket fan but winning the World Cup was more important for growing the game and reaching a new audience.
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2 years
Before City on 22nd October, the last time we had an away league game at 3pm on a Saturday where there wasn’t disruption on the trains was Arsenal on April 9th. But yeah, anyone who doesn’t pick up their ticket is trying to cheat an already flawed loyalty points system 🤡🤡🤡
@RichieMills2
RichieMills
2 years
"Of the tickets held back for collection, 37% remained uncollected - like Brentford, this is a much higher ratio of no-shows than we would normally ever expect." #bhafc
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7 years
If you're even thinking about Hughton leaving, please unfollow me. Cheers x #bhafc
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2 years
@wearebrighton straight onto the pinned thread
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2 years
Stoke (a) we go again
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9 months
These Amazon Prime streams are so far behind they’ve delivered my Charlton away tickets
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2 years
Ohh look at me, my name’s Erling, my dad used to play pro as well, I’m going to score 40 goals this season and win everything. Pathetic, grow up.
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5 years
@albionLT We’d never get him
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5 months
The greatest sporting competition in the world is back. Happy County Championship day to all those who celebrate.
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@DanW400 In its current form, I probably agree. If they’d given the blast the money and free to air exposure that they’ve given the hundred it would’ve thrived. Just look at the crowds from 2019, when the comp was in august, compared to post covid when it’s been pushed to May/June.
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Joe
1 year
Bloom chasing Howard Webb around Premier League HQ
@talkSPORT
talkSPORT
1 year
BREAKING: Brighton are seeking clarification from referees' chiefs over as many as FIVE controversial decisions in yesterday's 2-1 defeat at Tottenham. - talkSPORT sources understand 📲 Listen ☞
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2 years
Only one man for the job.
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9 months
Away to a London team and postal strikes causing issues with tickets. I’ve seen this one before.
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4 years
Genuinely mad that we came within minutes of losing at home to this Sheffield United side who were down to 10 men. They’re fucking terrible.
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