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(Musician/Drummer/Producer)/ Olympic Pokemon Trainer/ Yung Thug Translator/ SSJ4 I Love Music, I Live Music. #Music #Football #LoveGod #ArsenalFC

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Joined April 2009
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@DavidKD
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7 years
Good vibes yesterday w/ @maryjblige and her crew... Vibes x Vibes = MoreVibe for your headtop
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@DavidKD
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29 days
You're raising a linesman I'm afraid.
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Been waiting for this moment for 11 years, my son at 15 has finally realised that pink/yellow/blue/red boots are shite and has gone for the holy grail @adiFamily_
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@DavidKD
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2 years
Danica went back into the job she was fired from to shout "I QUIT" 😭😭😭
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@DavidKD
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5 years
Lol don't go and disappoint yourselves
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@DavidKD
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@ArryWithA_H Lmaooooo VAR 7s
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@DavidKD
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1 year
"Let's go over there shall we?" Is the poshest form of "YOU FXCKIN WHAT MATE?"
press the issue on site 😭
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@DavidKD
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1 year
Coincidentally, KFC margate ran out of chicken for the first time lool
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1 year
Was nice seeing friendly faces yesterday. 7k mostly black people in Margate? Who would have thunk.
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@DavidKD
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6 years
Heels in a park? Jesus be the ankle support
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@DavidKD
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5 years
They're both unique looking if we're keeping it buck
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@DavidKD
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5 years
Dear future wife. You will watch me enjoy my food xx
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@DavidKD
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1 year
All I know is that clutch bag is the BEST DM in the world.
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@DavidKD
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29 days
@adsvvg1 Loooooooooooooolll 2 touch ministry is finishing me
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@DavidKD
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4 years
Styled by YG and Steven Segal
@mayafornow
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4 years
Gabbbbbbbb 😍😍🤤
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@DavidKD
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4 years
😰😰
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@gracious_wood
♋️ 🇯🇲 Nɪɪ Aᴅᴅᴏ ♋️ 🇯🇲
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@DavidKD
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3 years
A P E S H * T A week ago a madting happened. Huge shouts to @breerunway , You 5star killed it.
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@DavidKD
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10 years
@DaveComic : Arsenal just there blowing 3 goal leads” 53 Madting Street, Manchester, SW3AR DWN http://t.co/YVxZrVK7wP
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@DavidKD
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6 years
@AyeDeeJaye @JINGODOHNSON Hope he sends this back 😂
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@DavidKD
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29 days
@LfcSince Imagine being offended by a boot joke. Unfortunate life.😭
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@DavidKD
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11 months
@adebbi 🤣🤣 Like they were watching a live version of SCANDAL
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@DavidKD
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1 year
@JessVMo Lmaooooo i swear, real chris brown wall to wall
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@DavidKD
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3 months
It’s incredibly concerning that you’re a parent.
@Mik3z_
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3 months
That woman teacher shouldn’t have gotten jail time. Fired, of course. Not jail though c’mon let’s be serious for 2 minutes!
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@DavidKD
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2 years
Everyone who was in the queue and STILL didn't get Asake tickets RN
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@DavidKD
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2 years
I can't believe mandem went to RocNation brunch dressed like corrupt NY detectives
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2 years
Daniel Kaluuya | 2023 #RocNationBrunch
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@DavidKD
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1 year
Lmao Tyrique: " I'm a 100% closed off"
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@DavidKD
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6 years
Russian officials waking up the France squad this morning... Back to the regular programming lol #WorldCup #Fra
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@DavidKD
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5 years
He managed to fit in swearing, misogyny and a racial slur into 3seconds 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️
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@DavidKD
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1 year
@uncletypewriter Small small bill gates drip
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@DavidKD
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6 years
@MidKnightGaz "And its hurtin me me me me me me me me"
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@DavidKD
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11 months
Loooooool When videos go viral for playing by ear it kills me. If ppl saw a BTS for black church bands 🤣 Following aunty Bola or Sister Brenda's WAYWARD scale is the realest challenge.
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Ichigo Niggasake
11 months
Oh that is TALENT
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@DavidKD
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4 years
These man waited 30+ years for a ZOOM trophy parade. I'll take that, small wins 🤝🏾
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@DavidKD
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5 years
@blicktargaryen Tbf he responded with the classiest version of "Dahz your own praalem" Lool
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@DavidKD
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10 years
"BBK Best Batty Kisser" - Rebel Sound #redbullcultureclash http://t.co/KVP1FE78Io
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@DavidKD
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5 years
Another favourite. "I can't deny, that I might cry, you wanna know why? Cos i still don't know who ate my halftime pie"
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@Oloni
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My Wife & Kids. Best lines! Not the obvious ones. Reply to this tweet!
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@DavidKD
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5 years
He has dumped her 3 days in a row. Lmaooo
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@DavidKD
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6 months
Getting inspirational quotes on your card >>>>>>>>>>>
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@DavidKD
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5 years
Sleeping in shifts like it's a stake-out
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@DavidKD
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9 years
LVG: "I feel it my braim" Wolfsburg: "Ah ah, Big team like you!?"
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@DavidKD
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5 years
*Michael opens door* Calvin: he he, sorry im late Michael: what happened? You look like you had a car accident?😰 Calvin: he he oh no, I just got into a fight with a horse 🤪
@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🍒
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My Wife & Kids. Best lines! Not the obvious ones. Reply to this tweet!
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@DavidKD
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1 year
The shock and innocence on the cashier's face killed me. She had ZERO idea how hilarious it was to me 😂😂😂😂
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@DavidKD
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9 years
My chest is hurting! She deetsed a nose!! loooooooooool
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@DavidKD
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2 years
Me watching this video.
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@EM_RESUS
Sam Ghali, M.D.
2 years
Here’s a video I made breaking down this great Chest X-Ray of a young man who was shot in the chest #FOAMed
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@DavidKD
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6 years
This kompany is heading in the right direction.
@NRRManagement
NRR Management LLC.
7 years
Happy Birthday to Our CEO @iMichaelWhite . Blessings! 🙏🏻👊🏻
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@DavidKD
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2 years
@LaPiochey 3.5k pre tax for 9 siblings and parents is stretching your money loool
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@DavidKD
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5 years
If simply admitting liking someone is "opening up" (Which is all Amber did) Then the bar is underground
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Micheal saying to Danny getting a girl to open up then ditching her is ‘proper d*ck heady’... hypocrite #LoveIsland
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@DavidKD
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8 years
Twitter was nuts back then
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@DavidKD
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1 year
"You cannot call me misogyny on my space, go and to your feminism and low budget FBI somewhere else, JUST GO DOWN!" - Oracle MBE
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@Oloni
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What was your favourite insult from yesterday’s space? 😂
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@DavidKD
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9 years
*Gets DM* "Swear ur on music yh? Mans on da live band ting still" Me: kl lemme hear sum'n Him: http://t.co/CwayVAOiKB Me:*clicks blocked*
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@DavidKD
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5 years
Tom's Self Sabotage >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yewande's Self Sabotage
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@DavidKD
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4 years
Me tryna sleep after this clash... #Verzuz #JillScottVsErykahBadu
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@DavidKD
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2 years
@jwaizen Looool he absolutely did just not THAT way. Jamie had already done a madness to sully in the past and was still planning to take over dushane. Jamie isn't built to be 2nd place will ALWAYS try and be king at some point.
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@DavidKD
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4 years
Tevin RN:
@respawnedtarga1
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4 years
Mental health into the cheeks, what an angle
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@DavidKD
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Drake fans fuming at a happy family
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@HipHopAllDayy
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Whitney Alford with the kids enjoying Kendrick Lamar's show tonight @ The Forum 🏟️
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@DavidKD
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@BOOOMSHAKABOOOM wow... we're gonna need to know how this movie ends
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@DavidKD
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@aljawziyy @Magloir_XV Lmao at least don't be a coward with your beliefs man
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@DavidKD
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5 years
@cassie97738425 @RaycheliAm @Unkle_K Should he have sent a crow to casa amor?
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@DavidKD
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3 years
R U N W A Y M A D N E S S We did a madness! What a pleasure it was to do this with a gang of killers! Oga On The Top: @breerunway 🇺🇸, Up Next!
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@DavidKD
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8 years
Rooney was watching the first half goals like this
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@DavidKD
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10 years
"I'm so happy"... Smh See joblessness. Ok, finding someone with intent to bring sorrow to them. Clap for yourself. http://t.co/fETct0aqZK
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@DavidKD
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10 years
@AnnieDreaXO : “ @JankGod : http://t.co/SZNv5FGo39” y'all :(” Lemme go sleep now
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@DavidKD
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4 years
Lmao I can't believe this man split SPAC Nation into 5 infinity stones.
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4 years
Spoken by the man himself! I think he is upto something though.
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@DavidKD
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2 years
@Habibakatsha 😭😭 Hes talking about Kemi from Kingston
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@JefeDvnks Hdjdfjfjjf
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@DavidKD
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@MickieeLouise Lmaooooo proper insane angle to put out
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@DavidKD
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5 years
BBL Link up
@BIGNOAH256
BIGNOAH 👨🏽‍💻
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@DavidKD
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@LKY_LDN Are you saying his shadow is holding a burger? Smh
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@DavidKD
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6 years
Vanessa escaping Shoreditch as Abigail gets PAMMED!
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@DavidKD
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9 years
S/O to @jamesbaymusic & his wonderful team for making this tour an amazing one! Humility & Hospitality unparalleled!
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@DavidKD
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@Damtastik 😂😂 instead ko gbe sinu oven, oo'n film e, unserious
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@Captainfastic33 @_NOMICS Looool you should search his tweets and rice, then delete this
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@DavidKD
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2 years
Casey, ditch this girllllll She's calling you a social experiment 😂
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@DavidKD
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6 years
But... Good news. Jools Holland!! Finally 😭🙌🏾 A new first!
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@DavidKD
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@CasaDupre Nah. - Rosa Parks
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@DavidKD
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9 years
After watching season 1 of Narcos... http://t.co/AB5MPPHkOz
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@DavidKD
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5 years
Lol people really tryna clown her? Man, a lot of people on here stink.
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@DavidKD
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1 year
Tyrique is giving this speech like a Year 9 yute reading in assembly 😭
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@DavidKD
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6 years
Someone treated ISIS like a random WhatsApp groupchat uno
@nypost
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American teacher joined ISIS to see 'what the group was about'
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@DavidKD
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Bellingham walking the path that was meant to be Pogba. Life.
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"Only cos of your curly hair" Michael:
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@DavidKD
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4 years
lol Little Simz is alive and well
@9bills
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Is Stefflondon The coldest Female UK Rapper? 🤨
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@DavidKD
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4 years
She starts sex like this.
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@DavidKD
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9 years
OH. MY. WORD. LOOOOOOOOOOOL
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@DavidKD
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3 years
@Oloni Carrying the show
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@DavidKD
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5 years
So basically, they'll soon start selling a special apple wallet for this card.
@appleinsider
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. @Apple says clean Apple Card with a microfiber cloth, avoid contact with leather and denim
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@DavidKD
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"WE DONT HEAR YOU SAY N!GGA NO MORE" By 20K ppl on juneteenth is A LOT 😂😂
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@DavidKD
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1 year
He said.
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When my guy tossed the hat like Bobby Shmurda, that was the bat signal
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@DavidKD
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9 years
How is her finger doing waist training 😣 http://t.co/C0aowceaWW
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@DavidKD
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@LoccedLover Lool I’m sure you clocked the tweets saying she should’ve been doing more
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@DavidKD
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2 months
Nah, move out on the last day of primary school or you're a bum
@usernamedout
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Is it okay if you still live at with your parents at 16?
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