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😎🇺🇸🇺🇦retired chef, food, fishing, boats, dogs, good arguments, and hoping for a better America, satire is the balm for insanity.

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I voted for that guy! 🤩
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President Biden meets with Alexi Navalny’s widow Yulia Navalnaya.
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@acnewsitics I’m 64 years old, and a few years back I really believed that racism was on the decline. When I see young people breathing life back into that hateful fire, it breaks my heart.
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@MartyTa94849826 Politicians are human beings before their politicians, and we’ve had some good human beings to represent the United States of America. Trump took away the dignity of the office.
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@MikeSington From the beginning CNN made a deal with Trump to pack the audience with GOP voters. Now trying to say face they claim that is because this is a town meeting over the primary, not the general election. it might as well be on Newsmax. I’m sure as hell not watching.
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@TomFitton Did you get a real lawyer to read it too? 😂
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@Acyn You have to excuse him, he had lunch with Tommy Tuberville. 😂🤡😂
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@MaryLTrump Greg Abbott, Ken Paxton, Ted Cruz the list goes on. I’m at fourth generation Texan and I keep trying to vote these people out but I need some help.
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@patriottakes I see she is a graduate of the Marjorie Taylor Greene school of etiquette.
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@LMerritt1 It’s called grift envy, Kari Lake suffers from it as well.
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@A_tothe_Z_Amber It’s no big deal. Most of his supporters think AI is a steak sauce.
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@TrumpDailyPosts No Bro, you got it wrong. They’re laughing all right, but they’re not laughing at America. They’re laughing at you. 🤡
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@OccupyDemocrats I watch a lot of political news broadcast, and I can say Rachel is in a class of her own.
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@TrumpDailyPosts So, “the other day when Joe said, we’re going to start making fun of the crazy shit that Trump says,”is working! 🤣
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@CalltoActivism Liz, I almost despised your dad, and quite frankly don’t agree with many of your policies however, I respect you and admire you. You have more dignity and integrity in your little finger than the entire GOP. Thank you for making the tough decision.
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@EdKrassen After the” I hate Trump passionately”text came out yesterday. I heard Tucker is cut off from the free salad bar at Mar-a-Lago.
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@stuartpstevens All of a sudden, obnoxious is cool. We see it in our school board meetings. We see it in our City Hall meetings it’s everywhere, and I’m getting tired of it, really damn tired of it.
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@CalltoActivism We may be stuck with Abbott, but we Texans also have Willie and ZZ Top to make up for it.🤘
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@AdamKinzinger Comedy. Writers have gone on vacation because of this guy. The jokes just seem to write themselves!😂
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@BadrobotLinda It’s become a contest to see who can “outmaga” the other ones.
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@The_Trump_Train He’s been criming for a long, long time, and now it’s finally going to catch up to him. He’s more than Guilty.
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@TrumpDailyPosts I’ve never seen anyone so pissed off about someone firing a person, that they just fired. 🤣😂😂🤡
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@Timodc It used to be that we Texans were known for our independence, now unfortunately, we are known for our cruelty.
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@ChrisDJackson You can’t fake being a decent guy, that’s why Trump doesn’t even try.
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@PatMaguire10 I have a question. How do you tell the difference between the Nazis and the GOP?
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@gtconway3d It’s gag order Monday, and deposition Tuesday, this week is really shaping up.
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@TheRickWilson That’s a well educated woman who’s willing to sell her soul for the VP spot, that will probably go to Kari, or Tulsi just because they will look better standing next him. How pathetic.
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@MartyTa94849826 Rafa is next, Colin Allred will make a good senator for the state of Texas
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@7Veritas4 Can you imagine being 76 years old, and it’s the first time that you know you are about to be held accountable for your actions. No wonder he’s in a state of panic!
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@theliamnissan I’ll bet you win an Oscar, before he wins a Pulitzer.🤣😎
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@TheFungi669 I didn’t get it at first, but then I put on my tinfoil hat!🤣🤣🤣🤣😎
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@JoJoFromJerz @Dennis87571067 I love it when the guy says,is this the global times from China and Gaetz says no. Then he looks at the paper says yes. If you’re going to quote a source, you better know where it came from.
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@JillWineBanks Wow Jill, thank you for sharing that, and Eric thank you for bringing some hope into my life.
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@ChrisDJackson What a breath of fresh air. STATESMANSHIP
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@MartyTa94849826 She thinks this whole thing is a reality TV show. The more noise you make gets you in front of the TV camera and that makes you the winner. Scary!
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@7Veritas4 I’ve never seen anyone that more desperately wants to be cool, but doesn’t know how.
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@GregAbbott_TX I have a great idea, why don’t you take the money that you are about to lose, along with the fines that you are about to pay, and give the teachers the raise that they deserve.
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@theliamnissan Remember how the Secret Service accused that Cassidy Hutchinson girl of lying on the stand, and then did nothing about it because she wasn’t really lying.
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@ReallyAmerican1 Anyone that hears that phone conversation with the secretary of state, and still claims Trump is innocent, has got to be a member of his cult.
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@TrumpDailyPosts That’s nothing. Your buddy Putin won the Russian national potato eating contest yesterday, and this morning, arm wrestled a bear. 🤡
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@RadioFreeTom Meanwhile, on the other side of the stadium, there’s Colin Allred who played for Baylor, wearing his Baylor green, and preparing to take Ted’s Senate seat away from him. 🔥
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@RpsAgainstTrump I feel a certain kinship with Liz, I was a Republican for 35 years. Now, I’m not exactly a Democrat, but I’m I sure as hell not going to let this Maga cult take my country.
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@BidenHQ For people like JD, Ted Cruz, and many others, I often wonder what happens to their souls, after they leave their bodies?
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@jamestalarico It is proven that vouchers would devastate rural public schools. Rich folks donate to your private schools, keep our tax money for public education.
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@thejackhopkins I ran professional kitchens in Texas for 35 years and I never once had a white person show up for an ad for dishwasher.
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@MollyJongFast Deep down in his little old, narcissistic heart, I think he truly believes that his supporters can keep him from going to prison. And you’re right it is bad.
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@meiselasb It’s not very original, painting a picture of gloom and doom and only one savior. The problem for him is the economy is doing better every day!
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@ReallyAmerican1 She was a low level employee, that I almost never ever interacted with. I hardly knew her.🤣
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@SenJohnKennedy The economy is getting better, the rest of the world is envious of us.
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@mkraju I bet the Mar-a-Lago branch got a call from the home office in Moscow, saying the boss is pissed at Trump. 🤣
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@RonFilipkowski Just the kind of answer I would expect from a couple of guys who get their haircut, with their caps on.
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@thejackhopkins Anybody want to start a betting pool, on how many tweets he posts Sunday evening? 😂
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@patriottakes This whole thing with the lawyer hanging out with the family, and the boys in the business, gold embossed everything. It’s pretty Southfork.
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@OccupyDemocrats Abbott is a DeSantis wannabe, which really sucks for us Texans.
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@RpsAgainstTrump There used to be a republican party. I was a member of it. Now there’s just a cult with one leader that everyone pledges fealty to.
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@thejackhopkins He has the moral fiber of Ted Cruz. That’s my worst insult.
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@BidenHQ A lot of women don’t like the attempted raping, and molesting either.
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@TrumpDailyPosts Do you know what else Dominion voting machine is good at? Suing the shit out of people that lie about their company! 😂🤡
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@MAGAIncWarRoom Trans. Day has been on the same day for the past 15 years. Easter falls on a different day every year.
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@RpsAgainstTrump @gtconway3d His poor lawyer, yes Mr. Trump I understand, but it’s hard to convince people that you paid $130,000 to her and didn’t have sex. 😆
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@IngrahamAngle That’s not quite the way that the rest of the world saw it. You got SCHOOLED. 🤣😆🤡
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@thejackhopkins He’s known for a while, and I think they’ve been increasing his medication to cope with it.
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@Dung69420 @acnewsitics What he’s doing is a far cry from someone just being rude.
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@RonnyJacksonTX The judge also told Trump he did not have to be in the courtroom! Have another drink. 🥃
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@RepMattGaetz @FoxNews Trumps strategy was to borrow money from their banks and pay taxes to their government. That sounds kind of weak to me.
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@geno_kusa @RepJamesComer @RepMTG @Jim_Jordan @freedomcaucus Touché my brother, that’s what I call fighting🔥with🔥!
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@MeidasTouch Poor Donnie, he got so butt hurt over Obama, that he’s living in his head now.😂
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@7Veritas4 Politicians always talk about doing the will of the people. Well, I am the people, I’m a fifth generation Texan. All of my family is here, my friends are here, and none of them support this inhumane barbaric act. Paxton is doing Trump’s bidding.
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@RonFilipkowski TruthSocial has been delisted from NASDAQ for not paying their dues. Like father like son.
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@thomaskaine5 Can you imagine the ratings if this was televised?
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@thejackhopkins I totally agree. Big orange wants to be arrested, and jailed for a short period of time. It would fire his base up, and make him millions, so let’s be patient, and put him away for a long period of time.
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@RpsAgainstTrump I remember on J6, he unified them, focused them on Mike Pence, then fired them at the capitol.
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@Skinsurrection @GaryPetersonUSA If you’re not following Gary Peterson, then you’re missing out on one of the true gems of Twitter.
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@thejamesonellis I pray that justice is served. First impeach then in prison Ken Paxton.
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@MichaelSteele @SpeakerJohnson Integrity is putting COUNTRY OVER CULT!
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@gelderbailey I’m old enough to remember when politicians were held to a certain degree of decorum and decency. It seems like anymore it’s almost a contest to see who can be the most abhorrent.
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@DecodingFoxNews Jessica, is it intelligent articulate woman, that deserves a better platform than Fox News.
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@The_Trump_Train It has been found at the pilot suffered hypoxia a common cause of accidents involving small aircraft. You people should check your facts before you put a grieving family through more stress.
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@7Veritas4 I don’t know which pissed him off more, getting booed, or having his Maga stooges thrown out? 😆
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@TristanSnell The SEC delisted them over a week ago. I knew something was up.
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@mail_american @NoLieWithBTC @emmab929 I would say that young man heard Trump on TV recently talking like a fascist, thus he is afraid that our democracy is in danger.
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@Ike4CO I zoomed in on it, and that lady with the glasses name tag says KAREN !🤣
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@RonFilipkowski I don’t think Marge could ever be a hand model, unless you were trying to sell sausages. 😂
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@GregAbbott_TX I don’t want any of my tax dollars going to private schools. Private schools can get private donations, fund public schools.
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@ScottUhlTX @POLILLITAM It looks like Ronny has been self-medicating again. I’m from the panhandle, none of us talk that fast.
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@MrsAMartini Makes me wonder who sitting at the other table when I’m eating at Stumpy’s.👀
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@ResisterSis20 Jon thought Lindsay was his friend too, obviously, John didn’t know Lindsay as well as he thought he did.
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@RpsAgainstTrump Is PeePaw complaining about the temperature again? Someone get him his shawl.
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@The_Trump_Train Trump is guilty as hell, and knows that he is going to prison. Yes or No?? 😂🤣
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@thejackhopkins We need to find that girl with the whistle, that would always stand behind Rudy. 😂
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@neal_katyal I think Andrea Mitchell should start watching the news from her couch at home, and put him in her spot.
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@atensnut Against his advisers, advise your beloved Trump roll back the regulations on banks that allow this to happen.
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@tribelaw She was composed and dignified when I saw her on TV this afternoon. I bet tonight she’s at home laughing her butt off.🤣🤣🤣
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@MollyJongFast With the amount of money that has been spent on plastic surgery there, I would hope that they think they’re beautiful.
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@GuntherEagleman @Liz_Cheney Liz stands for integrity, a word you probably don’t even know how to spell.
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@AccountableGOP That’s showing the world how we Americans are supposed to behave.
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@gtconway3d Republicans realize that the rest of the world views them as a cult. They try to camouflage this image, with fake opposition to their leader, but rule number one is never challenge the authority of the cult leader!
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@RpsAgainstTrump If Steve Bannon is where you are receiving your message from the good Lord, it might be time to consider a different religion. 🤨
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@kaitlancollins Since the judge is hesitant to jail him, and $1000 fine is nothing, I think community service is in order. Picking up trash along the highway on Saturday mornings would be good. 😆
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@mkraju Poor Mitch, he still thinks that GOP stands for Grand Old Party, when we all know that now it’s trump’s Cult.
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@gtconway3d Fox News says, what trial? We have to find a way to reach his base with this juicy stuff.
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