Tom Wallen @Cereaza2 Twitter profile

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4 years

@FUCKB0ITIM @lucypapers Here I was thinking this was a transition timeline.

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@boonecomedy Please call the police. This is manipulative and dangerous and your ex is clearly in a dissociated state. Find a way to separate him from the children without raising suspicion and get you and your family safe.

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@asmith83 Microsoft Office is like an unexplored ancient civilization of features. Every few years, some explorer goes through the settings and discovers a new feature or shortcut for us to enjoy.

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@bruce_y_lee @godoflokis Scarlet Witch would've single handily destroyed him if his entire fleet hadn't intervened. For $2? What a fucking bargain.

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@incelReplies "Hey bro. Just wanted to know that I texted your gf and she said hi. Sorry to be the one to have to break it to you, but I thought you should know."

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@trulyrick He took his secrets to the grave.

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@NuclearGear15 @poetatoeboi So in terms of healthy cooking, you don't have a problem with her literally rinsing cooked meat under the sink?

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@TobiHaslett @s1hmb No successful revolution has even been violent except like... most of the big successful ones.

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@Jah__Capalot @symeresdior That man is holding on by a 'lol'.

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@dudeabides4now @Bornakang I believe these guys are making cocaine in the jungle.

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@BIG_NIMROD @hamtarohoe

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@LYQXA @intrnetdaughter I bet she drinks coffee at Starbucks. No wonder she's having financial trouble.

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@SlurricaneH Wait, so he literally flies to NY every week and just sleeps on his friends couches? This mans' job cannot be important enough for this.

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@RedPubDefndr @ItsPhetz That's not enough. Once you have the paste, now you need the meats.

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@MattZeitlin Tbf to him, James Cameron isn't a larper here. The man has done some incredible things in deep sea exploration, and sounding a big egotistical in his resume up front is part of the deal.

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@rilakumaz There's always that guy who thinks the joke is ruining something nice. Smashing the cake at a party or sticking their whole hand in your latte.

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@militarypopper1 @boysavant I think he can go get barebacked in his apartment. Don't fuck in front of children.

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@steamyporkbuns No seriously. Some people are spending ALL their time and attention to get... the Dean of Students at Oxnard to publicly call for a ceasefire in gaza.

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@FuzzyMarth @BrandyLJensen The bangers never stop.

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@AprylShowers24 @shaTIRED Airlines can ban individuals, but the no-fly list is universal.

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@Fatnando Focus on your fans.

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@dyldollabill @incelReplies What do you think Netflix and Chill means?

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@keyonsay @Wholesomelolis @rick69_big @Spinachbrah Anyone smart enough to google "Child Sex Islands Near Me" deserves to be on a list.

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@captgouda24 "Do you really wanna go there in this chat?" Nah, I was hoping to know as little about you as possible, actually. Tell me less about yourself.

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@hasanthehun Models and actresses very famously are never sexually assaulted by directors/agents/producers.

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@Dremadeit @boonecomedy Or I saw Mrs. Doubtfire and just leaned in on the joke.

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@DreamLeaf5 I bet multiple people at this party have a huge problem with drag shows.

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@YunTigger @incel_stories @incelReplies The ONLY reason she's with that guy is that he was there at the right place/right time. No other reason. He just has dibbs.

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@awfulsexadvice @MrBigDilf @wydstepbrOoke "Speaking of animals, I'm suddenly thinking of anal sex."

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@cisgenderhaver I don't wanna murder anyone. I don't need money so... I GUESS I AM FORCED TO RAPE!

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@theonlyjackfrey @boonecomedy Remember American Beauty where modern sexual predator Kevin Spacey was constantly lusting after his high school daughter's best friend, and it was artistic? simpler times.

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@HalaAlshobake @hayxtt Yeah, something clearly happened in the 20 seconds before this video started and it absolutely affects how this video reads.

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@ChudsOfTikTok This better be some temporary hold over while the DA's office gets enough evidence to bring charges. If this is all they plan to bring, that office needs to get flooded with calls.

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@TheFlesh_Kiwi @DreamLeaf5 Weird how she posted it without being able to tell. Which is why she later had to retract it.

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@usedwifi @faerycute Everyone believes in global warming til they need 8 more logs to make a couch.

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@SolarpunkVC This was really his last tweet. Was he hit by a car later that day?

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@ZinZaku I lowkey thought he was gonna pull a jar of his grandson's pee out from behind the counter.

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@FilmUpdates If you can't understand that the paranormal is an essential element of the queer experience and all ghosts are inherently part of the LGBTQ+ spectrum, you need to sit down and make room for native posthumous voices.

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@ACABylonBee So he just had an unsecure web server with everyone's names and phone numbers on it.

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@ThePostsOffice I bought a 6 pack of canned air from Costco and I... don't wanna brag but... i pointed it at my computer and it made dusty go fwoosh.

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@cctvidiots I'm sorry, but there's no way you can get all the dirt out of popcorn. Shit's gotta be grainy af.

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@MAalcofribas This and the guy who had his grandson's pee on hand are two of the only times I can remember when Nathan was just stunned into silence.

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@whoamilks @incelReplies Hitting send like

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@incelReplies This is disgusting. I'm definitely gonna try it later.

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@urmomlolroasted

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@Munstaaaa @cctvidiots Ok, that's actually a very cool idea then. I'm won over.

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@WiredApe @idkjay @bajablastbabee This level of judgement is such a you problem, I sincerely hope you worked on it.

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@gone_galt @AOC Because society benefits when more people are educated. The plumber makes more because the economy is bigger. We shouldn't disincentivize higher education. Same reason why I pay for your roads, even though I don't drive.

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@buckadeath The economics of this video is driving me crazy.

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@patrice_jana @nypost When it's been on the market for 12 months with zero offers or interest, it doesn't yank. It slithers off the market.

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@RichLowry Constitutional Hardball is a game of continual escalation. You get to blame the other side for taking the next step up to justify your own. And the idea that conservatives now care about the 'norms' sounds like how McConnell only cares about the Debt when Obama's in office.

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@twtselma You kids wanna get cancelled?

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@carterforva I think it's pretty well established that Bill Clinton is at the very least, a rapist and a creep.

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@daylonjayy @ghostinmypocket Nah, her mom was already killin in that tracksuit. She had a silver chain!

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@RichLowry Do you think the Federalist Society and other groups have spent so much time and effort installing conservative justices in order to rebuild their integrity? Why do you think they were so mad when Gorsuch didn't vote they way they wanted?

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@NickInNC @TerribleMaps On the equator, the threads point straight down.

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@yoga_doll @queersocialism It's a campaign to get people on Israel's side. I got a youtube ad promoting it too.

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@OpenBordersJon Outside of the Church molestation scandals, are there any churches that are OPENLY 'MAP-affirming'?

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@gwenm7822 @coherentstates It's a cycle of abuse.

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@nytimes A mistrial because the prosecutors discussed his Miranda rights? wtf is that

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@bitcoin1zation @CNN They didn't get pregnant in March, you nonce.

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@AnomolousPolicy @MikeTummolo @ClownWorld_ "Your honor, my client fired her cause she was negatively impacting the company brand and we have the absolute right to fire any at-will employee for any reason at anytime."

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@AOrangehaw @PicturesFoIder Let's not accuse people of being pedophiles cause they're nice to their girlfriend's sister.

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@SlugConfused @BadMedicalTakes 'The Black Womb' is the Heart of the Forest!

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@davidplouffe I can hear McConnell in my head now. "Now is not the time to litigate ethics. We have to help the American People through this Crisis." And in 6 months, "We're not here to revisit the past. The American people want us to move forward."

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@socdarling We can't just cringe anymore. Some people gotta take it too far and make people fear for their lives.

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@elsecaller_ @tahukann I heard it more as like, a sad but remarkably fact. Half of all blindness is curable, just a matter of time and money.

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@__spiraling__ @TakedownMRAs "Eradicating transgenderism from society" is kind of a call for genocide tho. Misgendering is just rude.

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@WSJ The fact that rich Millenials want to plow their money into individual stocks or cryptos is a great reason why they should be using a wealth management firm.

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@gunsAmmo2 @Gidi_Traffic Gonna give the benefit of the doubt and say he was freeballing with loose pants and they came off in the fight and he was slightly too distracted from the pitbull biting his arm to pull them back up.

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@toastthebutter1 @HumansNoContext How dare you do this without inviting all your neighbors out to watch.

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@Dz1005 @davenewworld_2 Yeah, the stock market dropped 30-40% in a month in early 2020. It rebounded like mad *BECAUSE* the Fed did QE, which is pumping TRILLIONS into asset markets to buy up stocks/bonds to INFLATE their price and make bankers feel better. The Fed added $3T to it's balance sheet.

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@goblinwarl0ck @gatothetiger 500% growth in likes and engagement. He's on the rise.

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@BasicFL @Tyler_The_Wise @Pride I hate the pride flag trend. "The blue stands for masculine and the pink stands for feminine and the yellow stands for fluidity and the" SHUT UP. It's a rainbow, it represents everything, the full spectrum of colors in the visible spectrum. IT""S ENOUGH

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@biionca Imagine a man feels comfortable enough callin you baby, and you just have them in your phone as +1 900 555 4931

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@MrMattyMyers @nytimes And what we'd love to do is make sure that people who own guns are responsible and irresponsible people have a much harder time getting access to them.

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@johnsince82 @BornAKang Ain't no way anyone catching that. HE FAST AS FUCK BOIIIIIIIIII

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@nytimes It's their city. We're just living in it.

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@davidgobrrrr @incelReplies An incel reply on IncelReplies

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@tweetwithashlee @girlziplocked "Order flowers" is the easiest google of my life.

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@ItsPhetz Alright honey, you're gonna wanna figure out your husbands weight in kilograms (so that's 250lbs divided by 2.2, so ~113 kilos), and then take him to the Doctor's office.

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@goondelagoon @c5nt5r__l5ft1st @duns_sc0tus Yeah, just tell the nuclear reaction to stop so everyone can go home early.

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@RichLowry Obviously the logic of "I hope he's guilty so there's no more riots" is wrong. Alternatively, most of us hoped he'd be found guilty because we all saw him callously kill a man slowly and show no remorse. So, different strokes.

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@paaYAW_8 @nytimes Imagine people decrying the Vaccine for being unsafe and untested and then wondering why doctors aren't prescribing a random thing they heard of on Facebook? Cause it hasn't been tested and shown to be effective in treating COVID patients. Even Japan stopped using Ivermectin.

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@ezraklein "Votes are counted on Election Day". Well no, votes are cast on Election Day. Votes are counting anytime after that and the time the Electoral College convenes.

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@abtb2020 @joxyandsuch @nathanTbernard Horrifying.. How do you survive?

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@HappyMantShrimp @coldhealing Yeah, she'll pay 4% state income tax instead of like.... 3.5% where she's from.

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@EmmaSchwartzman @ecareyo I don't know why I was so weirded out by "Her heart is pure and it belongs to me." 😰😰😰

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@AwfulReddit Am I wrong in thinking a mentally unstable person with rage issues who decided they shouldn't have children... ... is a good thing?

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@MisterDeadass @hasanthehun He must be in the crowd like

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@GOPChairwoman @tatereeves @realDonaldTrump Tate was down double digits?? In Mississippi!? Why? When? How?

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@schuld_eth @AMAZlNGNATURE Bears have an acute sense of embarrassment and will leave when things get cringe.

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@firelinkgarden @TheDoomerPluto @AlchemicalDaddy It's Chad, but in a deeper voice.

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@Ducha_Ysrayl @cecefe10 @MaxBiot @TheFigen Nah, that last lion at ~0:10 leaving the water buffalo while he's getting up. Putting his hand on his neck like "no wait, you stay" and then goes off to fight the other lions. lol

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@c5nt5r__l5ft1st @duns_sc0tus Just close the power plant, no?

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@PresidentToguro This video is like... 15 minutes too short.

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@thewantedchild @To__Legit2Quit More worried about neck. Look how he landed. Paralysis is not out of the question. But this is a perfect example of play stupid games, win stupid prizes. He had every opportunity to walk away.

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@rick69_big @Spinachbrah I think you could google "Child sex island" and find a lot of details.

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@adask1000 @KisekiEnjoyer @shnack_ His spidey sense is legitimately awful.

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@HugoThePinkCat @AllInFor46 @SeaSaltArt @inputmag This is like Pornhub banning sexually explicit content.

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