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@birgitomo Student loans shouldn’t exist, we should provide education for our people like a civilised country. Student loans are a punishment for trying to escape the class you were born into.

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@Quinveer Bald isn't ugly tho...Mr clean was my sexual awakening

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@gldivittorio When guys say stuff like that they mean “I want you to laugh at my dad jokes”. They don’t want you to tell them lol. Like when they say they love someone with a sense of humour they don’t mean someone funny, they mean someone who thinks they’re funny. 😅

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@snobison This is what I hope for. I always leave an interesting tab open, or an email that makes me seem way more important than I am. I am not scared to admit it.

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@__sim0ne_ Freud was unfortunately onto something. There are so many similarities between my husband and father, such strange specific ones. Siggy went a bit goblin mode by saying that means I wanna fuck my dad tho.

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@ElaniKitten Why is he like this

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@roastmalone_ A bit of laundanum and seaside longing really would cure many modern women's woes (temporarily at least)

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@bobbyteriyaki Work at a large corporation that has ties to the government. You'll need some kind of uncommon skill or knowledge tho.

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@sperofthemoment @cxrtezs Damn this is true. I guess that's the beauty of those experiences though, they are special and memorable because they are rare.

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@JohnBarronMill3 @BlueDebonair @aaronmedwards Lmao ok boomer

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@reccadefiant @THEGENESISBOBO This is super normal for anyone but ESPECIALLY for us women!!! We live under the 24 hour masculine time cycle that was made by men, and we don't work like that!! I know it sounds woowoo but we are literally 3-4 different people per month, every month ✨

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@JillKrajewski I feel that I am suddenly outside of a house party wearing gold lamé American apparel shorts and a blazer with converse and side bangs. Life is good.

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@PunishedPT @ok_but_still Omg I remember that one!!! Did you get the one with the British kids saying "my bits just...aren't right" too?

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@xleahxsmith @ninamonei 100% used to do this shit. It’s sick, and they absolutely don’t see how ridiculous it is. They actually think they’re that important.

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@alternateidiot @tweetbiblee Got all my doses and boosters pre pandemic don’t ask me how 💅

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@punishedpants This is just being a straight woman

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@Kymaeraa @__sim0ne_ Yep that's what I've come to see it as. A good relationship with the main male figure in your life can only look so many ways. It'd be counterintuitive to want someone unfamiliar

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@tyler02020202 The amount of stimulants needed to actually kill my appetite can only be consumed through a weird glass pipe and I'm just not gonna do that to myself

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@aesmadaeus @maaip Nothing beats it

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@defnotcheese @dklmarxist For real...this is the part that seems to be left out. No woman will turn down sex from a partner who respects them, prioritises them, and makes them cum. Straight up.

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@Lauren_Steiner @KyleKulinski Love this addition to the Lore

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@MPelletierCIO Average condo board participant. What happened to old people getting together to play cards? Now its all about narcing on your neighbours...very sad how this all turned out

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@CPLocalCeleb @Jus_tezzz Whole lotta words for “I sling trash dick”

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3 years

Y’all ever seen Russian Santa?

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@Mike__Lorenz Your honor she's a Gemini

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@GROOVYCHl Hell yeah. If your man doesn’t say shit like this to you, he’s not the one ladieeeez

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@teoami @bartlebooth45 I never know what I'll get when I log onto here...Trudeau nipple commentary, yesssss very good thank you

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@HormonalJew Male insecurity is a tragedy for everyone💔

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@Corbienest @CarmenGranddau1 Omg yes lol it's giving toddler throwing his blueberries because he can't be a horse when he grows up

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@LeftAtLondon I agree it sucks but have you ever been to a dog owners house!? They always smell like wet dog and sweat. That's the reasoning...

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@pennypentan @mizzzidc @o_colleen_ooo Omg that kitten is UNWELL

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@SUPERMODELSIN Small boobs, small following, I am blessed truly

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3 years

@CPLocalCeleb @Jus_tezzz In tonight’s news, a random man on internet tries to deflect from his self-own by projecting his impotence onto a woman’s partner who always gets her off first. More at 11.

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@StrangeAlienSky @babadookspinoza God I want that smooth easy possum brain. Thinking hurts, I wish to be free

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@BetterCallBritt Lmao it's so funny. Men be like "my wife is disgusted by my personality and appearance and doesn't want to fuck me, I'm going to blame her for the entire situation".

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@RenOfMen @hollowearthterf This was hard to read dawg. You said "L? Nahhhhh move that goalpost" 😎 lmao

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@SamtheNightOwl Thank fucking god. I keep seeing people say sleepovers are big molestation parties and like. I'm sure some are. But any time your kid is outside of your field of view something could happen. Obsession/neurosis will not prevent the inevitable pain of life!

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@turningpoint3x @pissoffluvv @UsingCigarettes No fuuuuucking way imma need to see that birth certificate

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4 years

@seerutkchawla Wtf did I just read 😂😂😂😂

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@uncletwirl She has such horse girl energy

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@nanobot_bedbug @ArtLesb0 No, most people don't do that💀

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@drrrtbag @WrittenByHanna Lesbians have left the chat

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@memesiwish @LeftAtLondon No. Dog people are in denial, I will die on this hill. No matter whose house it's been, if they own a medium to large dog, it stinks! Especially if their place is small. It's nasty.

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@Julius4rumEarth Being Caucasian is just unfair because I will never look this good again in my life and I'm only 29 💔

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@lispbiftatits I said wigger at a Christmas party like two years ago and it's now apparently offensive or a slur. People were shocked I used the word. The audience was mostly zoomers tho so makes sense

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@ricky_bobby77 @BGOOCHY @QMLHCB @mattlieb Literally what. I live off under 1800/mo in Vancouver 💀I put majority% of my $ to investments and savings. Lifestyle inflation is wild. I've seen ppl on this website saying they're making 100k and living paycheck to paycheck. Like....that's a you problem.

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@sivori The "hairless cats need sweaters" fallacy. If you're a person with the potential to be unfaithful sure, keep a bunch of rules. You need the sweater. If you don't need the rules they're unnecessary and unnatural.

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@secjayret Log off loser

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@azealiabankz212 @__sim0ne_ Yeah technically it's Jungian but people understand this way.

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@CPLocalCeleb @Jus_tezzz LMFFFAOO okay way to expose yourself. 💀💀 you really said “I can’t please a woman, therefore no man can”. Baby that’s a you problem.

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@UltVioletRae @carterforva I’ve heard landlords say paying upfront is a red flag for them lmao. They think you’re either a criminal or just an awful tenant trying to bypass a screening.

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@evryonesvictim Ok well I'm nice on the inside

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@rudy_betrayed Wtf? That’s so wasteful. And a waste of your money. I will never understand this. ???? I will store 1/4 of a tomato in a tiny container if I need to. Growing up poor I guess.

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@SocialistMMA The most disheartening and depressing thing about meeting most people with power/money is that theyre no different than anyone else. Oftentimes thryrr much worse because they mustn't endure the same problems, so don't develop humility. They don't need to. Ugh.

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@BegottenPeace @CreepyOrg When you get one inside your nose😭😭😂

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@IceCreamEaterrr Cries in Caucasian

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@Evie_Magazine B is the only right answer I can't believe anyone could pick any other option. Like he stands out so clearly to me when you look at the options.

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@commiexmommie He deserved it. Sometimes violence is the answer.

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@roastmalone_ And doing heroin in a coastal city DOES NOT COUNT so don't even think about it. You need a corset and a seaside house built in 1889 with chipping white lead paint, separate hot and cold taps, and a strange local mystery about a missing family

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@aastroreborn @bobbyteriyaki Utility companies always need consultants on extremely specific things, ex. advising on access control. Its project based and almost always subcontracted, but an easy 100-240. Also I know someone who does ERP and makes an easy 130 as a T4 employee-I'm Canadian idk 🇺🇸equivalent

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@HireGraham @ozgeozdemir @kenklippenstein I grew up with lead paint share if you did too

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@CATBRAINCELL He be shaven

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@duns_sc0tus I'm being so serious when I say that people without major trauma/mental illness experience the world fundamentally differently and are incompatible with those of us who have it. "Normie" is a bad term but I meet normal people all the time and am insanely jealous of them.

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@ohitsvon_ @Econ_100 @6sanctuary @shydad420 Why does this remind me of a grasshopper that hit my windshield this one time. The pose I just---

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@queend236 Oh man and the real kick in the dick is that all the rapid deterioration is left to owners. Developers dip out and shirk responsibility. Many developers just dissolve in order to not be held responsible.

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@bIondiewasabi It was mfs. Mfs were in Paris

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@holistic_marie Huge agree with food being way better than supplements but I've tried to treat my anemia with food and it's next to impossible. Fall off the liver and seeds train for one busy week and it's back to being a problem. Iron supplements are a miracle for me and I'm sure many others.

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@LisaMichelleEu1 @MikeKofiA Right? In the world which we live, who cares why? It's better working conditions than most of humanity gets lmao. But no it's cause he's...tryna get revenge, so that makes it bad improvement for his workers ?????!???!!!

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@UltVioletRae @carterforva Lol. Landlord gets your full name, date of birth, living history, marriage status, credit and employment history, banking statements, SSN/SIN, blood type etc. You get their first name.

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@babyymartini @PapaBlessIt @Kenniexwennie @iammjaylee_ @BarnesPumba @tyronnrush @TheJaedeRoom @bitchesgotmefu1 @typatime @ZacmanTheDamned @ustinwhite @DaljiImara @indiespicee @ty_hotcommodity This website is crazy. Someone will give advice on how to make your life better that applies to 90%+ of people, and people on here will derail the whole shit with "but what about the people who can't do that?" Can't stand y'all

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@strollerno @tresterese What a strange thing to dedicate your time to ?????

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@ccredacted Serious birth rate problem in Korea because women are actually expecting more than the bare minimum women in the west are given. Good for them, I hope the demands get met

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@leahfrombklyn The issue is that it's unreasonable to expect, as a tenant, wiggle room on rent. Nobody is asking Wal-Mart or Chipotle for a discount. But everyone is comfortable asking small businesses and landlords for discounts! And it's annoying.

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@sword_mommy -clear thinking -I AM POWER -agitation, crying -peaceful depression

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@queend236 It’s true! If it’s true in Vancouver I imagine it is elsewhere too. My partner has a locksmith business and there are MANY new buildings that have problems with locks within 1-2 years because they buy the cheapest shit from RONA basically. If they skimp there, where else?

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@_soundsPersonal @memesiwish @LeftAtLondon Denial

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@raynefq @NoLore Been thinking this forever. Literally between 15-18 I got hit on the most, exponentially more than at any other time in my life 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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@Homer76587590 @dioraquarius @AKneeGrowBrit @DaRealMcQueen7 @imabihh2 Also...men fuck women to impress their friends. They do it to attain status. Even the seemingly most hetero of activities is actually quite homoerotic in essence. Many men don't like women's issues, rights, cycles, behaviour, etc. Str8 men are gay af.

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@BacterTwit @OmnipotentBird White dudes will literally attend a chili eating festival and destroy their internal organs with capsaicin instead of going to therapy

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@roastmalone_ I don't even look anymore. Eyes on my phone or the ground. I can't stand to bear witness to the monstrosity

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@fapds @dumbandfunn

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@LoveAdrxxn @scorched_water @WC_Solly @laaythagoddess @AudnyApeiron It is what it is lmao. Not gonna live in denial.

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@DaveKitko @bookssarahcats Shut the fuck up Dave, nobody asked

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@roastmalone_ Uhhhhhh... Crust Mantle Inner core The bar for men Molten lava and mole people

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@JeffWiebe6 @TheHumanKitchen "That's a lie, I've been everywhere and with everyone at the protests, I am an all seeing protest god" please do us a favour and unplug yourself

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@Miniath_ @cmonjussthetip Im sorry but having worked closely with the poverty industry in my city yeah, most of them are unable to clean and keep house. We attend to do repairs in these buildings and they are at best biohazards, at worst jails with the front doors open.

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@biologistimo I wish I could specify who I want to get my organs.

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@whispers_finest she seems like she has one day of super and three days of light

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@homobeingahomo @B1GK4T Dude what. Would you be comfortable with him walking around with his schlong out and telling you it's ok BC he's idk..asexual or smth? Just wondering what the difference is. Your personal context and understanding of your body doesn't magically apply to other ppls perspectives

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@dontplaywitha2 @simsimmaaz @BegumTaehyung FOR REAL men will give 20% effort&care in a relationship while women are giving 100% and thinking shit should be 50/50 THE MATH DOESNT MATH

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@LNplum @PhilosophyTube @AbbyLeeHood @vogon It's a huge problem in trades as well. Companies within companies within companies make so many layers between themselves that trying to get paid sometimes is a nightmare taking up to 1 year.

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@poopswag34 Honestly the schizo food safety tips are all so real and I follow most of them. It's a profit based global system with dubious deferred oversight. Letting that system control the quality of what we consume to keep our bodies alive is insane if you really think about it

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@HookerBarbie1 They're so dumb. The sheer amount of dudes who used to say "you should be paying me🤪" every man is the same

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@TruthKnowLies @Txp_RBI_Xctuxl Sounds like a whole slur lmao

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@NotJosephGarcia What's the biggest legume

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@Agood_driver @old_lotion It's literally so easy idk how majority of males manage to fk it up so bad

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@heyitsnatalie00 @Poe0nhead He so smol

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@SobrietyField As a former dirtbag who has been in essentially that situation, more than once, it comes from a place of being so so so disconnected from your own internal emotional life that you're unable to make any correct decisions because you have no idea who you are. That's usually for men

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