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@LolitaGracexx you saw parts of the ceremony were harry potter themed right?

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@PoorOldRoloTony How can you have almost 12 hours of things to say about a 30 minute review

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The Iron Claw needed an MCU style scene at the end like Oppenheimer had. Kevin could have been signing autographs outside the Sportatorium and a little boy walks up to him. Kevin asks “who do I make this out to?” And the boy responds “Chris Benoit”

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@h3xenbrenner2 It's so funny how mad people got at this. Being constantly late for things is rude and everyone knows it. It isn't depression or ADHD. Everyone has things in life they HAVE to be and are on time for. They just view themselves and their time as more important than you.

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@MeganBitchell Her “profession” literally means she has to perpetually date. Which is an experience that offers nothing to almost everyone dating because most people date to look for a relationship, not to date forever because dating fucking sucks

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@Liv_Agar Bisexual men are seen as gay and only into men by the most progressive women you know

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RIP Virgil. You were my favorite IWGP champion

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@DoragonzuK @Arbor_Bench @owenbroadcast I actually think it's belief affirmation for a lot of their audience. Most of them settled down with their partner in their hometown when they were young and in those movies they get to see the girls that left for the city come to the same conclusion they did after heartbreak.

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@byekenobi Can’t imagine wanting this man to do yet another Star Wars in his 80s, Especially when he already did a come back for the character.

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@LolitaGracexx it's not pretty

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@offbeatorbit i regret to inform you that it is real and they had a Harry Potter themed wedding

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@KenzoShibata @willmenaker @nytimes @CHAPOTRAPHOUSE The funniest thing about this is she was like 25 when that show started

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@NeilNevins He might have like a dozen worse movies than this.

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@iworshipsatin @jacobposting I think it's definitely at least based on someone he knew or based on a romantic relationship later in life. True to life things that did happen in the movie were not necessarily in their actual real life order. Like he met John Ford when he was 15 not when he was in college.

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@SpineOnThePine_ @wiretaup this was my great great grandmas favorite bar to watch wrestling in in the 1920s

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@speeeena I also see she’s one of those “no one is allowed outside but me” types

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@BKWelles Adults with kids cartoon profile pics are gonna come after you if they see this

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@JohnDiLillo Does Disney just want Spider-Man in their movies so badly that they don’t care that Sony is pretty obviously trying to tie their films in with the Disney ones and market them/confuse people?

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@ZeroSuitCamus I watched a new one and Cartman was living inside a hot dog

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@offbeatorbit Certain people on here have refused to accept people didn’t like Hilary for any other reason besides her gender

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@offbeatorbit That shit isn’t even cheap even if you skip the tip. People saying this should not be ordering door dash in the first place

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@PetreRaleigh this is why people stay on snl for a million years now

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@ChuckWendig "Peaceful" for who?

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@Pornstarfan4L @EXXXOTICA @KSLibraryGirl

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@Sturgeons_Law @weinercasanova Disney in general has been doing this for all their big movies. “oh what’s that? you don’t like our tenth live action remake of one of our animated movies in four years? That must just be because we changed the race of one of the characters and made one of them vaguely queer”

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@Sturgeons_Law Must every person be built into some kind of against-all-odds success story? She was a darling in the indie before she was 25 years old. She had the talent to make things happen quickly and did. I guess everything has to be framed in a “victim overcoming” way these days

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Actors and fitness influencers need to be honest about rampant PED usage because it’s basically killed the public’s perception of what an in shape person looks like. Yes, your favorite actor that somehow got an action figure body in four months while in middle age did steroids

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Travis Kelce defends his 'Dad bod' after Chiefs star and Taylor Swift were spotted on the beach together in the Bahamas: 'It's March!'

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The Hillary doomer people are so funny. A black guy named Barack Hussein Obama that was in the senate for 12 minutes can destroy a “qualified” white war hero candidate in a general election. But electing a woman is impossible because an unlikeable woman like Hillary didn’t win

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A white woman couldn't beat trump. A non-white woman has no chance.

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@JohnDiLillo The Hubris of Marvel only a few years ago was crazy. That something like this got hundreds of millions of dollars because it was a meme for a weekend

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@jbromovies Who is even in the Avengers anymore

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@evemmore Barney was bad but too over the top to take seriously. Ted was worse

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@GalaxyPeaBrain Are You Enjoying the Show? Refill Your Popcorn… You'll Love This Next Part

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New champ! #mlw #njpw #cmll

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@JackSlackMMA To be fair he was only there for ten years with twenty fights in that time

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@DahliaLovexx I guess it's weird he matched with her but she literally filmed him without his consent as prank content for her tiktok and is trying to spin it into a "social justice" thing after being called out. Have some self-awareness and responsibility.

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@juul_survivor You could not pay me to tell you who that is without you saying it

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@NotYetSurgeon "Women are babies until 30, yes I am a feminist"

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@Sturgeons_Law What’s with the weird use of AAVE in the Kpop fandom lol

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@Sturgeons_Law When a larp trad meets a real one

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@american1865 @himbodotgov

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@Srirachachau When that movie had just come out I literally remember a non-ironic reddit post that was like, "just got the Nice Guys on torrent, Shane Black is a genius, why doesn't Hollywood make more movies like this?"

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@violentlyepic you are inviting hell by not censoring the name lol

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@bookybook5050 @V2Jake @JohnDiLillo When Wandavision was actually using the episodic format and doing decade parodies of sitcoms I thought it was pretty creative and cool (and not just by generic MCU standards). Then by the end it’s a giant world ending cgi fight with people shooting orbs at each other

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@EvilKeaton @NeilNevins Yeah I can sort of see that one because that movie was deeply panned and *beneath* the sort of picture Clooney typically does. Reynolds has appeared in so many bad movies in just the past five years that its funny he still goes back to Green Lantern

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@hottrashbabe @LanceStLaurent the funny thing was was that they gave Best Picture to what is basically a Disney Channel movie too. People act like they only nominate shit like Last year at Marienbad when it's usually super accessible American movies

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@TheTumboy It’s so weird because in wrestling he was one of the most sexual people ever and talked about eating chicks out all the time. Then years later you see him in Red Notice and it’s weird to see him kissing a woman.

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@Srirachachau They literally advertised the House of Wax remake from 2005 (a big Hollywood horror movie) around getting to see Paris Hilton strip and get killed on screen

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@AnthonySkatz It worked didn’t it

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@GalaxyPeaBrain At what point do shareholders step in? These movies need to make like 600 million dollars at least to even break even. And to do that (at a time when less people are going to theaters) you are going to make an R rated Marvel movie about something called “the Tunderbolts”???

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@AutismRonin It’s probably a great joke for the type of person still into the MCU in 2024

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@justbrizigs The documentary genre exploding 1000x during the streaming era hurt the genre. So much harder to get anything that’s actually good/unique to get actual traction

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@WilliamRBR The last three UFC heavyweight champions

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@twinkophrenia @viperwave Matt Healy got called an incel when he was fucking Taylor Swift and has a fanbase of 100 percent women

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@LocalSoundwave anytime someones public persona is one of being aggressively wholesome, I just assume they have eaten a baby at epstein's island

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@jacksonicide it doesn't even sound like he watched it

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@Srirachachau @ActNormalOrElse I watched it yesterday. Like half of it is characters hurling CGI orbs at each other and fighting.

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@DahliaZahava This show didn’t miss

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@Srirachachau Pretty crazy the movie takes a 2 minute (at least) break in whatever is happening to parade these cgi cameos

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@thesolarcoffee They are responsible for people freaking out about spoilers at a nuclear level for sure. That’s what happens when you make movies where “who shows up” is more important than what happens

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@EPM106 Part of me wonders if they are just waiting to publicly recast since they already shot all of this. He’s barely in the poster or trailer.

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@DahliaZahava you know it smell crazy in there

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@Kronus_T_Bear @AnthonyOgogo Mexico, Japan, Canada, Korea, the DR, Puerto Rico, Venezuela, Cuba. It’s more than 2.

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@riking099 @h3xenbrenner2 for real, I have it and I am chronically early and have anxiety about being late

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@IANdrewTheGiant Honestly for an older conservative guy I was pretty impressed with Dutch in that video. He does acknowledge he doesn’t understand everything but people are going to live there lives the way they want to and there’s nothing you can or should do about that

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@offbeatorbit People online overrate actor pay. It’s expensive to maintain. I don’t think she even got to personal trainers, cosmetic procedures, etc

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@ThatJakePC The “spice runner” word play scene might be one of the worst attempts I’ve seen at comedy in a major motion picture

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@TheyThemItalian There were people on here who called Guy Fieri a fascist because he had a short, non confrontational interaction with Trump at a UFC event

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@RifewithKatie Some of these awards are just hack jokes by writers like the razzies. Like what point is this one trying to make? Your movie sucked??? Like, sorry a bunch of older women appeared in a sequel to a successful movie that was a light comedy meant for older women!

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@Sturgeons_Law And who cares who directed it. It doesn't matter who directs these. I have seen almost all of them. Remember the Office episode where they make an ad and the only thing they get decide is if they clap or wave at the end? That's directing one of these.

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@JackSlackMMA “Scott Coker is a brilliant promoter and really changing things” -guy that heard about Strikeforce 12 years ago

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@LazlosGhost Just watched all 3 of them for the first time. Liked them, but I will say I don’t think it’s a series that benefits from watching a bunch of it at once. I think I liked each entry a little less as it went on. The lore and action of that world is going to be exhausting at 3 hours

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@TurtleStan_ @TheAlexSylvian Part 4 and 6 are usually seen as the best

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@polishXcellence This has bene happening. I was reading this summer about how union busters portray unions as things for "old white guys"

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@ThatJakePC @Srirachachau I really do not think Glenn Close, Robert Redford or Gwyneth Paltrow would tell you working on a Marvel movie is the same as working on a prestige one. Paltrow admitted to acting in a Marvel movie and not even knowing which one it was.

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@bornposting Nowhere does he even attempt to justify doing it on a completely different series. Probably because the answer is very obvious that they simply want to train viewers to consume more Star Wars shows

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Andy Kindler got so mad he had to read criticism of Joe Biden on his TL that he forgot to log into his alt

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I insist that @mulaney condemns this hack. I watched him on the Mulaney show thinking he was a comic Mulaney endorsed. #Retraction

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@neoskychedelia @headfallsoff There’s gonna be so many characters they introduced from 2019-2024 that will either never appear again or will only get a short cameo

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@TheTumboy My favorite was Jingle All the Way where you could recast him as Tim Allen or something and literally not have to change the script any

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@Srirachachau I always wondered if Cotton was once like Bobby and was hardened by the war. I always liked that Bobby looked like Cotton while Hank very clearly looks like his mom.

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@ZeroSuitCamus seems like a deliberate edit to hide the fact that this version doesn't wear pants

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@CanadasHost I like people who equate people that say bad things with people who actually do bad things

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@IANdrewDiceClay @JustinWhang It’s weird that there are people that go there, sometimes for many more years than that, and do literally almost nothing

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@DAZNBoxing Just paid for the show and was overcharged and now I can't watch

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@bornposting Netflix has data that every person on earth watched these all three times

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@UrsulaMunozS13 he and Brendan are the internets three legged dogs

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@theferocity Imaging her thinking this makes her look good

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@batistismo @DatWrestlinDude

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@responsiblerob his style of comedy does not mix with doing social commentary AT ALL. Can you imagine if Michael Winslow started talking about the deficit after making crazy noises beep booping?

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@WWEWorstAttires what was he supposed to wear tho

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@Srirachachau He also voiced Vader on several Disney Star Wars things in the last decade including this year

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@fiendformojitos From what I have seen of Marvels TV, none of their shows use the episodic formula correctly, they just seem like extended movies. Or they do, and abandon it part way through.

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@CrazPills @Bunker_Object @DahliaZahava Netflix is 100% putting in scenes like this so memes like that one be passed around. The fact that it came from an actress that didn't even get a real role in the movie is soooo cynical

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When you care so deeply for other people you make a violent conflict halfway around the world about yourself

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@smoogymma He isn't in as an athlete though, all sports have non athletic participants in their hall of fames. What UFC really lowered the bar with in their modern wing was Cerrone's induction.

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@RaxKingIsDead I don't know if later P&R started it, but I do dislike the "what if everyone was just nice to each other and got what they wanted all the time" trend in comedy

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@Sturgeons_Law What series are these people watching that these films are such great examples of representation in front of or behind the camera? They aren't for the most part.

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@doulbedoink The show is a great insight into the “normie” of the time it aired.

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@_uncoolniece There were people who said it was misinformation to say that even thought it’s literally on video

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