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A bandit and a heartbreaker

Somerville, MA
Joined December 2019
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@_uncoolniece
Molly
1 month
Well, I thought about the Army, Dad said, “Son, you’re fuckin high,” And I thought, “Yeah, there’s a first for everything,” So I took my old man’s advice
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@_uncoolniece
Molly
12 days
Oh okay now I get why you guys hate him, I thought he was just a guy learning how to paint
@NoahVerrier
Noah Verrier
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My oil painting in the NYT
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5 years
I’m just gonna keep repeating this because it’s making me insane: Bernie won multiple Super Tuesday states whose delegates haven’t been awarded yet, they “found” a bunch of votes in Texas that never got counted, and they still haven’t finished counting the votes in California
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9 months
It’s money? You spend it? What is going on
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@_uncoolniece
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2 years
It doesn’t feel great watching you people elect multiple members of the Ford family in between discovering more mass residential school gravesites either tbh
@patdubois
Pat Dubois
2 years
as a Canadian, this is how it feels watching American elections these days
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3 years
@kylesockwell What’s her excuse for the other 15 women who also beat her
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3 years
It’s so fucking funny to post “boy I sure love being a governor!” right now
@JBPritzker
JB Pritzker
3 years
I love Illinois. We’re the heart of the midwest, and every day I wake up so proud to be your governor. Through it all, it’s the people of Illinois who motivate me to do everything in my power to find ways to make their lives better.
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6 months
Oh BROTHER
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7 months
@rachelmillman “I don’t think it’s good to relapse on drugs” that’s crazy I bet he thinks it was awesome
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9 months
@JoannaMang Cannot deal with being talked to like a guilty student who’s disappointed the principal, I would lose my mind
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9 months
If you’re so scared of using money to purchase things you could go to a bank and exchange it for different money
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2 years
Yeah you had an abortion, blow me
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4 years
Oh my god what did you fucking expect
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@_uncoolniece
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1 year
Remembering when Hillary Clinton disappeared from public for like all of August 2016, only doing private megadonor fundraisers press weren’t allowed at (using noise machines to not be heard!), then reappeared at a 9/11 fundraiser where she promptly fell down & got shoved in a van
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@_uncoolniece
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3 years
@therecount “Oh okay” - thousands of Central Americans still having the same amount of violence inflicted on them thanks in large part to America’s actions
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Molly
12 days
I was like they’re not BAD paintings? He’s having fun? lol
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@_uncoolniece
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5 months
I don’t know what all went down during the filming of The Royal Tenenbaums but these recollections from Bill Murray and Gwyneth Paltrow are funny
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@JFrankensteiner
John Frankensteiner
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Hackman yelling “Will you just shut the fuck up and go over there and say ‘action’ or whatever it is you do?” at the Welcome to Mooseport director should have killed him right there on the spot, can't believe that guy survived that
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2 years
@ampol_moment This is what he meant about the photos at the beginning
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2 years
Great news for Babylon Bee headline writers
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
2 years
Elon Musk confirms that Twitter’s character limit will be raised from 280 to 4000 characters.
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3 years
@JaimeJimenezlo5 @isaiah_bb @BillyTheMarxist Yeah plus he became really anti-war and critical of the military but he only gets talked about as a “shut up and support the troops” thing
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4 years
Dianne Feinstein became mayor of San Francisco after the sitting mayor was assassinated
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9 months
Also lol “the Boston metro”
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@_uncoolniece
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3 years
What are any of you talking about what is happening in your brains
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@_uncoolniece
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5 years
And that’s just gonna be ignored by everyone just like the broken voting machines and closed down polling places and hours long waits (which in some places were still ongoing as results were being announced)
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@_uncoolniece
Molly
6 months
As opposed to ordering a single bagel as takeout (the literal example frozen dinners were given as an alternative to), which doesn’t help capitalism at all
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Molly
5 years
And it will be treated as insane and conspiracy minded to bring this up and the distance between him & Biden will be treated as much greater than it is
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@_uncoolniece
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5 years
A massive fucking field of candidates had to be obliterated to get it to the point where it could be neck and neck This isn’t some optimism thing, I feel shitty as hell right now!, it’s just the simple truth But they’re gonna spin it differently anyway so oh well!
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@_uncoolniece
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3 years
@thom_weights @lib_crusher They do that on purpose
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11 months
@ByYourLogic The “well tell Hamas to release the hostages then!” line is the thing that makes me most insane about this because so many people pushing that line have to have seen the videos of the families saying “everyone for everyone, ceasefire now” but they’re still pretending
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3 years
I learned recently that they changed the look of Dover Thrift Editions and I’m horrified
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@_uncoolniece
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5 years
And it’ll be ignored that they had to pressure multiple candidates to drop out and do a huge media push just to find ONE candidate, & clearly not the one they’d prefer it be, who could do better than Bernie by a margin much smaller than they’re pretending it is
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@_uncoolniece
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1 year
I see a lot of you complaining about movies and yet when it’s time to spend minimum $120 on a single film’s theatrical run it’s crickets… I see how it is
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@_uncoolniece
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@USFWS
U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service
3 years
Congratulations to James Hautman of Chaska, Minnesota - winner of the 2021 Federal Duck Stamp Art Contest with his acrylic painting of a pair of redheads floating in the water! More: 🎨: © USFWS
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@Srirachachau An elderly woman who’d struggled a lot spent her final birthday with a friend who showed her cards and letters from people all over the world showing how much she was loved, feel like you have to work so hard to look past that
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@_uncoolniece
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1 year
Just published When You Touch This Dimension, God Becomes Your Slave
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2 years
@banalplay It’s so funny how obviously people are sitting down like “okay THINK: what is every possible reason this could be bad”
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3 years
@Vanessa_ABee Maya Angelou did sex work so Kamala would have arrested her and we know how RBG felt about black people so, lol/oof at all of it
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3 years
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The reviews are in!!!
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@RadioFreeTom Yeah they really ran that Tarantino guy out on a rail after that one, never heard from again
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@Papapishu They’re also usually a lot more fun than you expect
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2 years
This is how & why Savita Halappanavar died in Ireland But I’m sorry, if you’re a doctor, I know you didn’t choose this, but do your fucking job
@sahar_fatima
Sahar Fatima
2 years
This is barbaric. Fallout from the end of Roe has, predictably, been catastrophic.
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@_uncoolniece
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2 years
George Tiller was a tender and compassionate surgeon too and a lot of people have gone through unbearable pain because you people wouldn’t stand for that
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@_uncoolniece
Molly
1 year
Oh was she “too strident” for you? Do you “not want to have a beer with her”? Did she “very obviously fuck up every important decision that came her way” by “being an entitled moron who hired a bunch of incompetents” and now “we’re all fucked because of that”?
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@_uncoolniece
Molly
2 years
Oh yeah those two separate things with meaningful distinctions, conservatism and fascism
@stand4sumtin
🇺🇸Woke Patriotic Cats 🇺🇦🟧💙vote=power🦅
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@_uncoolniece
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5 years
@buttpraxis This was actually said by a khive guy because someone else dared to be mad at Kamala Harris for using his son’s story then going back on her promise to support Medicare For All
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@KrangTNelson The original NYT article was by one of his cousins!
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6 months
Loser mentality is at an all-time fucking high on this site, what a sad bunch of freaks
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@25YearsAgoLive
1999 Live
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Brownie Mary, American marijuana activist known for baking and distributing pot brownies in AIDS wards in the early 1990s, dies in San Francisco. She was 76.
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2 years
@miniondeathcult Also not like women came up with it, kind of a “stop hitting yourself” situation
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3 years
He would’ve preferred covid 14 or 15
@consequence
CONSEQUENCE
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COVID-19 denier Ted Nugent has tested positive for COVID-19:
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3 years
Separate those apes
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@Chalkarts @jackallisonLOL @funkylesbomancy To threaten him with death because they despise his ethnoreligious background, the policies he supports, and the broad multiracial working class movement his candidacy represents
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1 year
Between stuff like this and letting a computer program that had never been used before and that pretty much only Robby Mook could access tell them stuff like which states to campaign in, it’s so crazy that she lost!
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@cityafreaks @murderxbryan “I was really awkward as a teen so yeah I definitely would have fired a woman for getting pregnant”
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@sabirahmahmud @singlepayertom @JoeBiden lmao Hillary’s campaign did the same thing in 2016
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@scumbelievable Why can’t she just be a fat ballerina who dances and has some little adventure
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10 months
I’m sure it’s fine that the Democrats are losing even people like this
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@wyatt_privilege A new technique learned over zoom at that
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@ByrneLuc
Lucie
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@threedisgraces @OnThisDayShe She worked with the Gestapo in France. "Nazi officials believed they could turn Violette Morris into a spy – and they were right."
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I don’t know why people are replying to this I don’t care
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4 years
Trump didn’t have to be dragged out of the building kicking and screaming but maybe Cuomo will
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@investined @coopercooperco They also hate black people
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@nkulw Laughed about it with the press
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2 years
Not the first time he’s made his little jokes either
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How is anyone still only just learning Pierce Brosnan’s wife is fat and he loves it, this has been a thing for years
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@CMQueen @scumbelievable I was just about to say pretty much the same, it mostly works for me on Buffy but that’s because of the very specific context of Buffy, it makes no sense when you take just that aspect out of the show and use it every time (plus it felt fresher & different 20-25 years ago)
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This and “I am proud to say that Henry Kissinger is not my friend” were two of the best moments of the 2016 primary
@BernieSanders
Bernie Sanders
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I want to thank Rahm Emanuel for not endorsing me. I don’t want the endorsement of a mayor shutting down schools and firing teachers.
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@Sturgeons_Law Left wing and transgender sources
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@mistresstailor People are replying “why not shop at Shein or Fashion Nova?” Because she doesn’t want that level of quality!
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@Unsecured_CCTV We’ve reached the final chapter
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@necrobranson
Lorne Michaels has done it again!
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The new thing with pepe the frog is that he's crying a lot now
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@bxe1234 Very aware that we’re both shitholes
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@coopercooperco I know actually reading a book is completely different but still I read the summary on Wikipedia once and after a certain point I just started laughing
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@Seamus_Malek “Doing something KIND? For a HOMOSEXUAL? Rest assured that Keir Starmer would never” what a great election message
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2 years
This is called “imagining”
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Damn it feels good to be a governor
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@lib_crusher
undecided voter
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Speaking of nightmare family members here's Richard's brother
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@Bourdain
Anthony Bourdain
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Quality.
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@GrahamB47 @coopercooperco As soon as there was a line near the beginning about the epi pen I was like oh okay here we go
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@lib_crusher The scale of what’s happening in Gaza is obviously much worse but man it’s awful to imagine someone you love being kidnapped and your government seemingly trying to get them killed several different ways
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3 years
Frantically doing the hand across throat head shaking “no shut up” motion at this bot
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They say “I never see you at the club,” I say “I never see you at my seventh screening of Alex Garland’s Annihilation this week”
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Did, uh, anyone else involved in the movie Lost Highway have any thoughts about that case
@ThatsOurWaldo
Welcome to Twin Peaks
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David Lynch on how his obsession with the OJ Simpson trial influenced Lost Highway (from Catching the Big Fish):
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@ByYourLogic It’s nice to know she’s obsessed and unhappy at least
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@i_zzzzzz Well at least the rest of it looks so natural and appealing
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@Eli_403
MARTA Stan Account
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@mtsw Well this was the result of people not voting in 2016.
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Feeling peaceful and calm that I’m supposed to put my hopes for reproductive autonomy in the hands of the party that came up with means testing using the bathroom
@maustermuhle
Martin Austermuhle
2 years
The D.C. Council has given initial approval to a bill from @CMBrookePinto that will let residents with certain conditions (inflammatory bowel diseases or pregnancy) use bathrooms in private businesses. A few details left to be ironed out, including creation of uniform ID.
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@leyawn It’s fine to just drive into stuff if it’s not moving or a child
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@BrandyLJensen @emilyslist Remember when the head of EMILY’s List got so mad that the Women’s March had invited Bernie to be one of dozens of speakers at their conference then it turned out a year earlier she’d happily welcomed keynote speaker Bill Clinton to an event for her org
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@JeremyMonjo “Did the fake tuna fuck any kids? No? Terrific, don’t care”
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@boneysoups William Hale is the guy De Niro is playing so they were INVOLVED
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@ActNormalOrElse Also have the courage to google “youth pride events” + “[whatever city you or the person you’re mad at lives in]” because your “but what about kids” argument might be rendered moot by the results
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@Lubchansky Update: the tunnel is experiencing technical difficulties
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