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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

1 year

Your daily reminder that dudes who call Nebraska “Nebby” definitely refer to themselves as “hubby.” Stop.

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

2 years

Some fun facts for no reason: -Chris Rock is 57 -Will Smith is 53 -Jada Pinkett Smith is 50 -August Alsina is 29 -Alsina was ~23 during 2016 JPS affair -Jaden Smith is 23 now -Another word for “alopecia” is simply “baldness” -42% of US couples just get a divorce

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@CaptainBugeater

2 years

@barstoolsports Imma leave this here

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@CaptainBugeater

3 years

The SEC plays less conference games, more FCS games, and is 1-5 in bowls. Spin that trash, @ESPN .

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@CaptainBugeater

10 months

“Shadeur Sanders had not been pressured to the extent he’s been pressured tonight.” MFer. He was sacked 7 times last week. 😂

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@CaptainBugeater

5 years

Let’s compare Frost to the current B1G West powers’ most recent program rebuilders (first 4 years): Barry Alvarez 1-10, 5-6, 5-6, 10-1 Kirk Ferentz 1-10, 3-9, 7-5, 11-2 Pat Fitzgerald 4-8, 6-6, 9-4, 8-5 Scott Frost 4-8, ?-?, ?-?, ?-? Wake up. Buckle up. 🌽☠️🎈❄️ #Huskers #GBR

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

4 years

Cam Taylor-Britt is so good that all our WRs keep transferring to avoid practice. True story.

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

2 years

Not everyone will agree, but I think I’ve made up my mind. Give Mickey Joseph the HC job now for a great price. Let him go hire some dudes to fix the O and D lines. Keep his #Huskers fire and recruiting prowess, and keep grinding upward.

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

10 months

@slmandel You went from 5 schools to 1 school and the fact you’re missing this very glaring fact is so incredibly damning.

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

3 years

Your #GBR pic of the day.

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

3 years

You can still love Scott Frost and admit he’s in over his head, folks.

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

3 years

Texas Football: -collapsed SWC -collapsed Big 8 -won a Natty then pressured the HC to resign -declares itself “back!” -loses to Maryland and Kansas -collapsed Big 12

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

3 years

You can literally see Betts shift from 2nd to 3rd to 4th gear… 😎

Nebraska On BTN

@NebraskaOnBTN

3 years

. @zavierbetts1 went ✌️🏃‍♂️💨💨💨. @HuskerFBNation 🆙 42 - 7.

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

2 years

Scott Frost watching the Purdue kid puke on TV

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

3 years

I need someone Desmond Howard hasn’t blocked to Tweet this at him for me: “Michigan’s most recent National Championship will remain 1948”

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

3 years

Cam Jurgens heading to the NFL remains the most disappointing thing of my #Huskers off-season. 🙁

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

3 years

Iowa is 356-411-28 against the B1G. #Huskers

Irrational Hawkeye

@IrrationalHawk2

3 years

Since joining the B1G in 2011 Nebraska Football is 43-43 in league games.

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

9 months

Matt Rhule admitting on live TV that Tom Osborne drew that huge Coleman play action play up for the offense multiple times. 😂🤣 #Huskers

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

3 years

I’m suddenly half expecting the #CFBPlayoff committee to randomly select the 3-win #Huskers for #4 just so we all have to watch them lose a close game to #1 Georgia.

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

4 years

You can’t look at Scott Frost, Adrian Martinez, Wan’Dale Robinson, and Cam Taylor-Britt and not love their passion for the team. Scott MF-ing the ref. 2AM performing in return. Wan’Dale doing EVERYTHING. CTB crying in frustration as he left. #GBR my dudes.

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

10 months

Stats are a funny thing. 😂 #Huskers

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

3 years

Nebraska Football is cursed. You will not convince me otherwise. Everything is THE MOST painful version of itself it could possibly be.

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

4 years

SOURCES: Kevin Warren is in talks to take over as PAC-12 Commissioner. (I made this up, but help me plant the seed to see if we can get the ball rolling.)

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

4 years

ACC: 0-6 in bowl games. B1G: 3-1 and heading to the National Championship. Media: “The B1G had a down year.” 😳🙄

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

1 year

@NFL_Memes @TheGhettoGronk 8 victories over playoff teams and only 4 losses (to include the Super Bowl)? Who wasted their time making this?

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

5 years

Shut up about Burrow at Nebraska: Burrow 5-year rushing: 820 yds 13 TDs Adrian 2-year rushing: 1,255 yds 15 TDs Burrow’s first 4 years passing (minus fifth year which is admittedly AMAZING): 3,181 yds 18 TDs Adrian’s 2-year passing: 4,573 yds 27 TDs #GBR #Huskers

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

2 years

In case he needs to hear it again, I appreciate @_willcompton so much as a #Huskers fan. Always elevates the fun level for Husker Nation. 🌽🎈☠️

Will Compton

@_willcompton

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

3 years

Remember when the #B1G was like: wE cAn PlAy FoOtBaLl In ThE sPrInG I remember.

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

2 years

I want Scott Frost fired TODAY

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

2 years

There is no conspiracy. The Big Ten Conference rigs it’s officiating, particularly against the Nebraska Cornhuskers. #Huskers #B1G #FireKevinWarren

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

2 years

Is 2 of the 5 national rushing TD leaders bad? #Huskers

Huskers Talk | 𝙉𝙚𝙗𝙧𝙖𝙨𝙠𝙖 𝙎𝙥𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙨

@HuskersTalk

2 years

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

3 years

You can’t call any current #Huskers fan a “fair weather fan.” You just can’t. Wake the hell up.

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

11 months

I don’t know who needs to hear this. But the Carolina Panthers have always been a bad franchise and their fans are awful.

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

4 years

Fans disappointed in Nebrasketball are insane to me. Writers using that sentiment to write negative articles are inept to me. It’s a complete rebuild of a program that was NEVER very good. They’ve had good wins this year, too. #GBR #MoosStatue

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

3 years

Mel Tucker beat Scott Frost with a statistically defeated Colorado team. Then… Mel Tucker beat Scott Frost with a statistically defeated Michigan State team. Scott Frost has been at Nebraska the entire time with better recruits and resources.

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

3 years

Two of the most obvious Heisman trophy robberies I know of belong to #Huskers : Frazier and Suh

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

2 years

Bill Busch’s name is cemented in the halls of #Huskers legends from my perspective. Improved EVERYTHING he touched. Thank you and good luck, Coach! #GBR 🌽🎈☠️🌽🎈☠️🌽🎈☠️

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

4 years

We’re at the halfway mark for 2020. Going to need an AMAZING halftime speech before we come back out.

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

3 years

#B1G officiating singles out #Huskers Fact. Not conspiracy. It’s multi-sport and the math is insane.

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

4 years

Since the entire #B1G will be losing out on a year of income, here’s my suggestions for their cuts: -Kevin Warren -the entire B1G PR staff

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

3 years

Weird. He continues to shove the player after the play is over waaaayyyy behind him and the ref DOES NOT throw a flag. They shouldn’t. But for Cam Jurgens they sure did. #Huskers

Cole Cubelic

@colecubelic

3 years

Best center in college football...

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

2 years

Let’s hear it for: -That CLINIC on clock management by Mickey Joseph -BILL BUSCH *coach of the year* type turnaround so far on D -Trey Palmer clutchest dude in years (HUGE) -Casey Thompson running/diming while hurt -Malcolm Hartzog going from bench to hero #Huskers 🌽🎈☠️

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

4 years

Post Warren Debacle reorder of my favorite #B1G teams: 1 Nebraska 🌽☠️ 2 Ohio State 👍🏻 3 Penn State 👍🏻 4 Iowa 👍🏻 5 Illinois 6 Purdue 7 Michigan State 8 Indiana 🤕 9 Wisconsin 😴 10 Maryland 🤨 11 Rutgers 🤢 12 Northwestern 🤓 13 Michigan (Howard) 🤡 14 Minnesota (30 for 30) 🙄

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

3 years

#Huskers should have five. This is an angry fact, not a fun one.

FOX College Football

@CFBONFOX

3 years

Alabama is moving closer to the top spot for most Heisman Trophies in CFB 🐘📈 Will they get there under Nick Saban?

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

2 years

For the #Huskers , Scott Frost and Erik Chinander are: 1-4 in season openers 0-5 after a week off That’s 1-9 with extra time to rest and prepare, with the lone win coming against South Alabama. What exactly is their preparation system?

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

3 years

At this point the people who DO NOT think Nebraska men’s sports are cursed are the ones that look insane.

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

3 years

….you know what week it is. #Huskers #GBR 🌽☠️🎈🔥💯

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

3 years

How bad is #B1G officiating? The announcers AND rules analyst are trashing it AFTER a commercial break.

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

7 months

Matt Rhule after one year on the job: -Bringing back a top 20 defense -Bringing in the nation’s top QB recruit #Huskers #GBR 🌽🎈☠️

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

1 year

A tough running QB with a big arm? 🤘🏻 #Huskers 🌽🎈☠️

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

3 years

Take heart, #Huskers fans. Every time Adrian Martinez gets confused for Taylor Martinez from now on, KSU will be reminded of the T-Magic beatdown. 👀

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

2 years

No wonder rumors of Mark Whipple not getting along with Donovan Raiola are circulating. Raiola’s offensive line is making the entire offense look like a clown car with no front tires. #Huskers

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

4 years

Just going to leave this one here. #GBR

Heinrich Haarberg

@HKHaarberg10

4 years

Just messin around 😏

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

3 years

If LSU is so desperate for a HC with experience and some success they should consider Ed Orgeron.

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

2 years

Kansas State: WE WANT BAMA! Bowl Committee: Okay. Kansas State:

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

2 years

Casey Thompson still deserves a ton of credit. He did a lot of really impressive things out there for us today. I just wish we could have reciprocated. #Huskers

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

3 years

#Huskers baseball just beat the SEC champion and number one team in the nation at their place. I wonder how the #BigTenNetwork will turn this into a ton of Michigan coverage… 🤔

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

3 years

Scott Frost’s timeout move on the officials is an all-time endearing move for me. 😂😂😂 Get them, coach!!!

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

9 months

For those that always defend Marcus Satterfield… he had 2+ weeks to prep for what you’re watching.

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

4 years

Make this a real movement: #BringBackBlondHerbie (The current, less awesome Herbie was implemented at the direction of Steve Pederson in 2003.) #GBR #Huskers 🌽☠️🎈

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

5 years

Kade Warner showed up last year and we started winning games. He comes back finally this year and the offense has their first complete drive in forever. I love Kade Warner! #Huskers #GBR

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

3 years

For real. Imagine this RB coming at you downhill in the gap. #GBR 🎈🌽🎈🌽🎈

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

8 months

Colorado’s big break isn’t going to be portal players. It’s moving back to a Big 12 that had to replace a decade of P5 departures with G5 teams.

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

8 months

Me: “We really need to get serious about the Quarterback position.” Matt Rhule:

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

5 years

Now let’s compare Scott Frost to some Nebraska legends. HC years before undefeated season: Devaney: 14 Osborne: 22 Frost: 2 HC years before a national COY award: Devaney: 15 Osborne: 5 Frost: 2 #Huskers #GBR 🌽☠️🎈🏴‍☠️❄️

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

8 months

Holy shit. If FSU wins their bowl game… they can claim a national championship. 🤣🤣

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

1 year

If Omar is excited then I’m excited. #Huskers #GBR 🌽🎈☠️

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

2 years

So happy for Cam Taylor-Britt. He could have gone last year and chose to help us out for one more year. Great player, great character. Going to be great for Zac Taylor! #Huskers

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

8 months

Final thought of the night? Chubba Purdy impressed the hell out of me. What an insane development.

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

3 years

Adrian Martinez with a BANGER quote about his Offensive Line: “I don’t know if I was touched.”

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

11 months

I ask this every game. Every. Game. Why is RB1 getting less carries than the QB and the RB behind him?? Ervin averaged 7.9 with no fumbles. Grant 3.0 with game breaking fumble. Sims is a great runner but he’s the QB. #Huskers

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

10 months

Matt Rhule’s first #Huskers squad: Buy -Defense -Attention to detail -Strategic vision -Public/Interpersonal relations Sell -Probably the entire first round of offensive staff hires

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

3 years

I want Adrian Martinez to come back for another year, set hundreds of unbreakable career stat records, and continue being a hero daily. I will fight you. Bring your dad, your friends, and your dog. I will fight all of you simultaneously. #GBR 🎈

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

3 years

Three things I wish for #Huskers Football the most in 2021 (one per phase): -A RB who averages 100 yards per game. 🎈 -A DL/LB who can frequently rush the passer. ☠️ -A kickoff specialist who consistently boots it through the back of the end zone. 🌽

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

1 year

That ending though 🔥🌽🎈☠️ #Huskers #GBR

Andrew Sprague

@andrewsprague15

1 year

#24hours 🌽🌽

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

3 years

Can’t wait to see this dude come back and continue to 📈📈📈📈📈 #Huskers #GBR 🌽🎈🌽🎈🌽🎈

Rahmir Johnson⚡️

@rahmir_johnson

3 years

Time to change the scenarios 🎬💥 #Thegoodlife #GBR @1RileyUnderwood

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

2 years

1) This is awesome and so is Nelson. 2) This is why it’s important to fill your defense with a bunch of giant, home grown upper classmen. #Huskers #Blackshirts ☠️☠️☠️

Zachary Duval

@zduval1

2 years

Post Leg Day -Quick stroll with 250lbs. ⁦ @gnelson763 ⁩ is a machine. #HuskerPower ⁦ @HuskerFBNation ⁩

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

5 years

Real #GBR Twitter “Day by Day”: Sun: (screaming) Mon: I just miss the 90s! Tue: (sigh) Trust the process. Wed: Excited to watch football! Thu: We could defy all odds. Fri: #Huskers by a million! Sat: MY GAWD WHAT IS THIS IT LOOKS ONLY SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT I DON’T GET IT KILL IT

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

3 years

Nebraska QB Zac Taylor is his head coach. #Huskers #suckitMike

Mike Farrell

@mfarrellsports

3 years

Nebraska didn’t want me.

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@CaptainBugeater

5 years

Hold up. The College Game Day signs started in Nebraska!?!? #GBR #Huskers 🌽☠️🎈🏴‍☠️❄️

Tyler Todd

@DoubleT319

5 years

With @CollegeGameDay returning to Lincoln, I figured it would be time to bring this video up again — The tradition started in Lincoln and now it’s time to show Gameday how it’s done 👀😤🔴 #GBR @HuskGuys @BarstoolHusker @husker_hype @HuskerFBNation

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

11 months

@CFBONFOX @CUBuffsFootball @TravisHunterJr Personal Foul while losing his shoe. What a dawg.

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@CaptainBugeater

8 months

So has Chubba Purdy won the starting job?

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@CaptainBugeater

2 years

@UnnecRoughness If the two amazing semifinal games were erased from existence? Lol.

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

2 years

Well, well, well. Look who leads the way. #Huskers

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

3 years

It’s time for a lot of folks to apologize for their “2AM can’t throw downfield” takes. #Huskers

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

2 years

Oh, man. Keeping Casey Thompson on the roster would be huge. 👀

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

3 years

For any #Huskers waking up with a post-loss hangover: I submit that QB, WR, TE, DL, LB, DB are all exceeding expectations for the year. I like improvements I’m seeing from HC, O Line, RB, ST. The HC is also very dear to the program. The AD is the guy. Be zen. We got this. 🌽

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@CaptainBugeater

9 months

Yet again, Matt Rhule suddenly has a play sheet and is talking into the headset a lot. Suddenly we find points on offense. That is quite a trend.

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

4 years

Cam Taylor-Britt remains my favorite #Huskers player. Dude is a dude, dudes.

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

5 years

Today I told a coworker how impressed I was with Cam Jurgens’ improvement at Center. My coworker is not a football fan and we hadn’t been discussing football. I just NEEDED him to know. 🎈 #Huskers #GBR

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@CaptainBugeater

2 years

The “Nebraska should aim lower and hire someone who can do more with less” argument was interesting from some southerners today. They apparently missed the entire Mike Riley saga.

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@CaptainBugeater

2 years

This Malachi Coleman guy sure seems to be good at the football. #Huskers

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

5 years

Bowls... Florida teams playing in Florida bowls, LSU playing in Louisiana, SoCal teams playing in SoCal... Let’s start “The Dust Bowl” sponsored by someone like John Deere and play in Nebraska, Kansas, or Oklahoma.

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@CaptainBugeater

2 years

@HuskerFBNation 😂😂 Husker media (probably):

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@CaptainBugeater

2 years

JOHN COOK AND THE #Huskers LADIES DO IT AGAIN!! 🔥☠️🏐☠️🔥 21-0 all-time vs. Crayton, a little known Western Iowa school.

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@CaptainBugeater

5 years

Am I shocked that #Huskers offensive line is bad in year 2 of a complete rebuild? No. Am I shocked that you are shocked? Yes.

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@CaptainBugeater

3 years

At a meeting in northern Japan, other American: “I noticed your #Huskers shirt at dinner, did you go to Nebraska?” Me: “Born, raised, schooled.” Him: “Yeah I’ve got a buddy who ran track there. He never stops talking about Nebraska.” Me: “Yes.” 🎈😏

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CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

3 years

If conferences somehow went away, what *8 P5* teams would you want your #CFB team to play every year? For my #Huskers (I like regional): -Colorado -Iowa -Iowa State -Kansas -Kansas State -Missouri -Oklahoma -Oklahoma State Honorable mentions: -Minnesota -Northwestern -Wisconsin

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@CaptainBugeater

4 years

Kevin Warren’s tenure as commissioner, in one GIF. Now you try. #B1G #FireKevinWarren