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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

5 years

WILL BITE

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

2 years

@horsey__sauce You might as well say that bdsm is borderline rape, or furries are borderline zoophiles. Yes, they all brush close to awful harmful acts but the border is the really important bit, and that border is defined by mutual consent and the absence of real harm.

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

1 year

Thinking about the time i ran into a fursuiter acquaintance at a con & dragged them back to the room and fucked them, and didn't discover until the next day that i had hooked up with a complete stranger wearing a borrowed fursuit.

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

2 years

who am i seeing at tff? >:3

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

2 years

@techcoyoteAD dude was not kidding about wanting to see some explosions

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

2 years

@phoenixbarnola Just to clear up any confusion: the Phoenix supports explicitly homophobic cops with a long history of horrific violence against gays.

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

6 years

Big thanks again to @BrushwolfStudio for making the best fursuit head ever!

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

2 years

@phoenixbarnola JUST TO CLEAR UP ANY CONFUSION, the Phoenix supports the gay community a hell of a lot less than 110% but at least they love the people who hurt gays!

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

4 years

@Neon_woof it's ok to shoplift a catboy from Walmart. Plus it's much better for his self-esteem than telling him you got him on deep discount.

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

2 years

like, you know, nyah!

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

2 years

@FreneticWolf did you know that 40% of police are gay boyfrens, google 40% of police to learn more

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

1 year

@OfMiceAndDicks rolled some nat 1's on my perception and speech checks tbh

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

5 years

@supernekolover @HYENABLOOD @WaferBiscuits that’s why my partial fursuit jacket has ACAB patches

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

4 years

tfw you perform minor surgery on yourself because you don't have health insurance

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

4 years

cool new patch and print from @Houndsaint

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

5 years

shakily pointing a gun between two identical copies of @Neon_woof . "who are you?!" i yell. the first one says "it's me, neon" and i hesitate. the second one says "I'M PUPPY" and i immediately turn and shoot the first one.

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

2 years

megaplex pool time :3

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

1 year

Amazing time except I somehow managed to lose my pants somewhere along the parade, I had to make my way back to my car in my jock strap after lmao

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

2 years

mff drip

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

3 years

@Neon_woof INFLATE THE NORMIES. MAKE THEM BIG AND ROUND.

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

2 years

see y'all at MFF :3

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

4 years

new outfit in the works 👀

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

2 years

@pupzooki took Mojito's murrsuit for a ride :3

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

5 years

i beat up @GenetAfterDark mostly naked on stage and all i got was this $25 bar tab

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

1 year

@Sulo_AD :3

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

3 years

say hi if you're at megaplex!

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

4 years

@BullBento @shepbutt when I ordered mine from china, the customs form on the package said it was a doorknob.

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

3 years

TATTOO GET

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

5 years

@GenetAfterDark sea salt took the first dick at stonewall

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

5 years

hell yeah

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

5 years

this is the malinois content i live for

The Cute Plug

@TheCutePlug

5 years

Having fun with friend

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

2 years

Rod Serling with his hands folded somberly in front of his jockstrap: "Imagine a place of no sexual inhibitions. A place further away than the most distant grindr tap, yet closer than the other side of a gloryhole. A place beyond hetero comprehension."

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

4 years

*browses grindr* oh he's got a nice ass but he's 3 miles away, that sounds like a lot of work

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

4 years

very excited to announce that i met a baby possum on a walk just now

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

4 years

MY NEW SON

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

5 years

@Neon_woof in this high school, the students are divided between toes and beans. but only one can claim the title of BEASTOES

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

5 years

@KaelisMirage @OzmaRacc hell yeah. good riddance.

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

4 years

@OzmaRacc tfw you get a gender for your birthday but you already have like a dozen so you act surprised and grateful then just stick it on a shelf somewhere and never use it

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

5 years

@GenetAfterDark haha wow SOMEBODY’S not a good boy

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

9 months

best con i've ever had, love you all

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

6 years

Sega demands to know what @LughPup is doing in her house.

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

4 years

there's nothing sadder than a dude on grindr who proudly declares on his profile that he's "normal"

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

4 years

@BoozyBadger he's a catch, i wish you both great happiness together

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

4 years

@AllyTheOcelot_ @CheekiiFur My suit's by the same artist and that nightmare look is kind of the point imo! Cute and cuddly furries are cool but a lot of wild animals live a life of fear and violence and a realistic aesthetic can do a great job of evoking that aspect of "nature red in tooth and claw"

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

4 years

📷: @SaboPunkAD

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

5 years

PUNKS NOT DEAD

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

5 years

We finished building the backyard and it’s perfect???

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@CalphPup

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

5 years

FULLSUIT IS HAPPENING :D

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

4 years

THE BOY HAS ARRIVED

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

3 years

@SaboCanid i haven't spent all these years rawing deer to start cooking things now

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

1 year

@Sulo_AD i bet you'd look good in mint

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

3 years

@OzmaRacc thought I saw a cishet raccoon arguing with his wife once but it turned out they were both agender and they were just distracting me from the third racc stealing my lunch.

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

3 years

@OzmaRacc I guess a lot of enbys have hyperacute vision extending well into the UV light spectrum? but i wish they weren't so mysterious about what they see there.

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

3 years

@Neon_woof oh woof, keys??? time for walkies????

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

6 years

@Deirdraccoon A werewolf with confused feelings about the wolf who bit them, who realizes that even though they grew and changed a lot because of their relationship, it was ultimately still abusive.

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

3 years

@SaboCanid Ramirez, we've got ferals! Use your predator drone control rig to keep those throbbing knots and dripping spades away from Burgertown!

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

5 years

@Deirdraccoon

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

4 years

there was a big snake just chilling in the parking lot as we left the protest???

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

5 years

@Deirdraccoon A fursona who befriends an anime OC and learns a lot about their culture.

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

5 years

she...

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

4 years

@CMYKGenet the PA department of health has a covid whistleblower form here:

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

3 years

@dazafterdark the homophobia of distance

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

5 years

@dirtydee_racoon listen don’t settle for a surgeon who can’t do a drooling labial tongue AND prehensile clitoral tentacles

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

4 years

@KitsimiTheFox @masterblader191 him....

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

4 years

@GenetAfterDark idk i choked you out in lubed jockstrap wrestling and fucked you at a warehouse party, it just seemed polite

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

5 years

my husband and me getting our portrait taken

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

6 years

@Deirdraccoon A werewolf who visits the thrift store for new outfits all the time because she keeps bursting through her clothes and now she’s dating the girl who works there.

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

11 months

@toothpickisgay

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

4 years

@OzmaRacc Although some anthropologists contend that prehistoric humans had fully gending genders, the modern gender is strictly vestigal

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

4 years

i accidentally left a big trash bag of plant cuttings out in the yard for a month and it filled with rainwater and now it has some kinda primordial swamp biome in it

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

5 years

@Deirdraccoon a fursona who wrestles the pen away from the artist drawing them, and bites at fingers.

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

4 years

@GenetAfterDark one hookup got seriously turned off and freaked out when I rrr'd and arf'd. his loss.

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

5 years

Hey did you know @Kozy_Koza makes some really cool patches and clothes? They’re pretty gay!

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

3 years

@Neon_woof

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

3 years

@KennelSlut tired: lot lizard wired: plaza puppy

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

4 years

@SaboPunkAD @GenetAfterDark @OfMiceAndDicks i can't believe sabo fucking died

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

4 years

@OzmaRacc "I was worried when that spider succubus took over the sublet but she keeps all her man-sized cocoons in the crawl space and she lets me use her sewing machine. Plus there's no more cockroaches or eboys scurrying around anymore."

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

2 years

@Mentova_fox @YPTActual dude was with border patrol, he said more slurs in an average workday than you or i will for the rest of our lives.

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Calph🔜MP

@CalphPup

9 months

@HyenaDaily @Floofuccino dodge or block his bite 3 times, then pet him while he's recovering stamina. watch out for his charge attack and iframes!

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