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Cailean Steed 🏳️‍⚧️

1 year

I can guarantee this will be the best book unboxing video filmed by a 6 yr old you will ever see 🙌🏻 #Home 🏚️ out in paperback July 6th!

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2 months

My school doesn’t have a library

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King to receive extra £45m of public money as crown estate income soars

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@CateSpice @VeritySmith19 @Ally_Nuttall These people who are very concerned about women’s sports are, it turns out, not really interested in women’s sports

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@portiarmount @BradfordPearson Ah, you met a Poop Angel

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@DavveroDomini @ambernoelle I am willing to bet hard cash that not a one of those biographies was about a woman

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@MelanieShSm @MyGeekBlasphemy What in the eldritch Stretch Armstrong is that cover

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@BeeBabs Won’t stand for this Vision erasure

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2 months

Appalled at the treatment that Tilly has had from @Waterstones - she is a huge asset to bookselling and it’s ridiculous she’s lost her job over speaking out against a hateful bigot. I certainly hope an indie bookshop near Brighton snaps her up!

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Hey #BookTwitter . I think you hopefully all know I generally try to keep this a positive space, but I can’t really put a positive spin on how I feel right now. My heart is broken, and I’m so disappointed in a company who won’t forgive a single mistake like this.

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6 years

Thought you might like this conversation between a couple of my pupils @neilhimself !

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2 years

@AudraAzoury @LocsJanis @fertilityqueen Women have also been *dying* in childbirth since the beginning of time

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11 months

The Telegraph published a review of my book saying it was one of the four best debut novels of 2023 - now it’s published an article which contains the claim trans people don’t make art. Well, a trans person wrote that book. So which is it, @TheTelegraphUK ?

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11 months

You don't publish that article @TheTelegraphUK . You simply don't. Saying that a minority is incapable of producing art is a disqualifying statement. That interview goes in the bin, and that person's further thoughts are not printed. It's beyond time for this demonisation to stop.

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10 months

So important to resist the narrative that WW1 and 2 soldiers were exclusively white - here’s my grandfather and great-grandfather, both Black Scottish soldiers. #LestWeForget2023

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10 months

Lest we forget.

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@lelaballerina Please tell me you’re writing a novel because this thread - aside from being pin-sharp and enlightening - is so beautifully written

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@QBynoeOgle @ScienceIsNew The hell with early civilisations I’m convinced it’s a ground troll

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3 years

@Mia_Clack @junesipariis The Night Angel series by Brent Weeks has a character like this! He has to assume the role of the GodKing, and initially starts by just pretending to be ruthless and intending to reform everything, but it doesn’t go as smoothly as he hopes.

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@AnAspidistra @merlowto @crosberg @rebecca_eh @Nicole_Cliffe I got stuck in the metro with a group of classmates on a Paris trip. We were trying to get back to the hotel in time for our flight, but our tickets weren’t working and the staff wouldn’t help. An obviously very busy man heard us and held open a gate so we could all sneak thru!

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2 years

@UhuruDraws @Rene_BlazeWolf It’s also literally thoughtless. The AI responds hi to inputs, but it doesn’t ‘think’ - any art it produces is not the result of careful consideration, ethical choices, or the joy of creation - it’s just spitting out content by input and algorithm. Existing prejudices 1/2

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@SugarMaven @mixbecca @XiranJayZhao “He’s a great husband and father it’s just I’ve asked him to consider pausing his daily 8-hour video game playing to change one nappy a week and he threw a fit and how can I adjust my expectations and support him to be better”

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@HallieRubenhold @guardian They should run obituaries of the women he murdered instead, and not mention his name at all

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@shogan_whs Some teachers at my school have a nameplate on their doors with their pronouns-I’m the only one with they/them. One boy asked me this week if that meant I was a lesbian. I said no, it means I’m nonbinary. He said “You’re nonbinary? Respect.” Wasn’t expecting that at all! 😂🤗

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@lighterfandango Tayto employs this method

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@Rubberbandits @shockproofbeats @JimMFelton You should hear Herzog talk about deranged penguins

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@CAKitchener @IBJIYONGI This is very similar to what happened to Savita Halappanavar in Ireland. Having a miscarriage, sepsis, yet doctors refused to perform a life saving abortion due to a purposely narrow and vague exemption clause.

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4 years

@seywarddarby Snakes have returned to Conference Room B nature is healing 🙏🙌

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2 years

@FermisSocks @nonocake @jordanbpeterson Yes … the small period of time represented from the Venus of Willendorf (made est. 25,000 to 30,000 years ago) to The Three Graces, painted in 1635.

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@Joseph_Fasano_ “Listen I love you joy is coming”

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2 years

@deishunLeft @TabitaSurge Yep. The ones against trans people getting surgery are also, strangely, never bothered about surgery performed on intersex infants to make them appear the ‘right’ gender

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11 months

It’s my birthday, send me pictures of very good dogs pls and ty (Pic of Tayto in her fave garden spot to kick the festivities off)

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5 months

@gryphonboy @jeremymonline @Scientits Why would they be making this joke if they weren’t pointing out the issue of misinformation? Like, they wouldn’t need to make this joke if this wasn’t the situation.

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2 years

@UhuruDraws @Rene_BlazeWolf will, as we see here, be replicated with no understanding of the harm these depictions could do - especially with regards to unconscious biases, such as the ones regarding disability and movement that Miyizaki highlights

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@WritingBblUnvrs @AITA_reddit Exactly. My favourite phrase regarding this attitude is: 'If what your partner does is not a job, then you can do it in your free time. If it is a job, then they need a break.'

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2 years

Okay Twitter, do your thing - I’d love to contact my old primary teacher Mrs Marzella. She told my mum when I was about 9 that she expected to be reading my novels when she was on her pension. Now that my debut will be out next month, I’d love to find her and send her a copy! 1/2

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@GeekCliche @_ElizabethMay Jupiter Ascending is a gloriously hot mess of a film, but it makes 100% more sense and is 200% more realistic than Bee Movie 2: Oirish Boogaloo

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@yungbernasty Book in a bar = I read while someone brings me pints. What’s not to love?

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11 months

*sigh* Okay, once more for the people at the back: Sensitivity 👏🏻 readers 👏🏻 are 👏🏻 not 👏🏻 censorship 👏🏻 it’s 👏🏻 simply 👏🏻 consulting 👏🏻 an 👏🏻 expert 👏🏻 for 👏🏻 accuracy 👏🏻

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11 months

Ian McEwan, a writer who has never worked with a sensitivity reader, holds forth on sensitivity readers, and shows no knowledge on the process or those involved. I’m an admirer of much of his work but, fucksake, these guys make it difficult for you.

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@profoundlifeMH @MitaliPerkins @N8V_Calgarian Totally agree with this as a high school teacher! Teenagers are fantastic and get so much bad press 😤

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@MarinaKim_ @sunny_hundal ‘Teach kids to be loving and accepting except of the stuff that I, personally, do not like’

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10 months

Very proud of my new class book display 😂 He’s a 10, but …

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@LaceyBanis @MagallonNews @ACSOSheriffs Someone needs to check his hard drive

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@garydyke1 @Louis_Allday Have had a lot of discussions about racism lately with some of my pupils, and I wouldn’t say so, no. I think there’s a lot of demonisation of young people today, but the vast majority of teenagers have a strong sense of justice and fairness+will articulate it given half a chance

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1 year

I am SO CLOSE to the end of this draft, and I’m at that beautiful stage where stuff starts coming together and my brain makes connections I didn’t even know were there to be made. It’s times like this that writing feels like magic

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@TeresaCity @gregoceallaigh @Sonic_Screwup I was waiting for the bus home after a late Friday night shift at a restaurant, & sat on a nearby doorstep to rest my feet. A lovely but very drunk woman went past, then doubled back & tried to give me her half-eaten bag of chips (fries). I couldn’t understand why until later 😂

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2 years

IT’S FINALLY HERE! #Home 🏠 is out in the world today. I am so incredibly excited for the world to meet Zoe, Amy, Meg, and all the rest of the characters I’ve been thinking about since the idea first came to me all those years ago. If you’d like a copy, links below!🧵

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1 year

Well this was a TRIP

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@mirandajewess My sister and I found a Dutch phrasebook from the 1970s that had phrases like, “I need to see the doctor regarding an intimate complaint”, and “Excuse me, officer, this man is following me”

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@darguesam @WaterstonesUxbr Who’s your top 5 favourite female authors Steve?

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I cut pizza with scissors now and YOU CAN’T STOP ME

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@kmarch67 @malorieblackman I’m an English teacher and I have manga in my classroom library, and I am currently lobbying my dept to buy a set of Maus to teach. Some of us are on your side!

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@mattcox15 @shogan_whs Their initiative/knowledge! I haven’t asked them or changed my title on doors or emails etc, just some kids started doing it once they saw my sign 🤗 a couple have also asked me how I’d like to be addressed too. I was quite nervous initially but the kids are entirely unbothered😂

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NO ONE TALK TO ME, @NicolaSturgeon INCLUDED HOME IN HER LIST OF FAVE BOOKS OF 2023

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This is AMAZING 😍 Libraries with cribs attached to the desks, intended for solo parents 🙌🏻

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@ManuSudhakara @WholesomeMeme The singular 'they' in English is older than the plural they

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@FermisSocks @nonocake @jordanbpeterson

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1 year

For yr info x

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@screwslooseaf @round_otter But also

Doc Brown - My Proper Tea

Doc Brown raps about the one thing that makes him angry. Taken from his appearance on Russell Howard's Good News.

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2 years

✨ So excited to share this officially! I’m delighted that my debut #Home 🏠 has found its home with @BloomsburyRaven 🪶📚 Thanks so much to @BloomsburyBooks , @RobbieGuillory and @SHBinney !

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@jack_hallett @kateleth I LIVE for the moment that I can use “Oh! Oh! Spell it with your peas!” in context

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@Fl4ccidRa1N @DothTheDoth @TwitringMachine Whenever I see that statue now I just think of @MedusaDolorosa ...

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1 year

To celebrate #Home 🏚️ hitting the fabled ✨100 reviews✨ on the river site, I’m going to do a #giveaway ! 👉🏻 RT and follow for a chance to win a signed copy (U.K. & Ireland only) 📚Bonus - extra entry if you pop your favourite gif in the replies below!

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@FermisSocks @nonocake @jordanbpeterson I look forward to your specific refutation of my arbitrary endpoints, with dates etc

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@Boudicc88111628 @historyguy7292 Self-directed time to develop work, forward plan, and organise resources. Literally anything that isn’t endless meetings and pointless tasks and ‘breakout rooms’ 🤮

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@pludger @addiebrook

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Just … I … 🤯

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@CaileanSteed Copy bought @CaileanSteed 📚

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7 months

❤️ this interview, but especially this bit

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7 months

‘Mama, it’s your FACE’…showing wee one his maw in the newspaper is so joyful. Especially as I tell him every one is about how much I love him…also love this picture in the print @ObsNewReview

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@fascinatorfun @shell_ki @NeilPollyTicks You’re part of the problem

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@SeanHebert @benegotherit

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2 years

Over the moon to reveal the cover for my debut novel #HOME 🏠 Isn’t she gorgeous?! 😍 And you can pre-order ✨now✨ 📚 📚 📚

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2 years

So I inadvertently crowdfunded an entire classroom library, with the help of Twitter and @Biggreenbooks ! A particular thanks to the amazing @illumicrate , who sent all of these beauties!

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If you are a white book reviewer who has read Babel and Yellowface and your takeaway is ‘wow could RF Kuang just stop banging on about race already’ then I’m sorry I just do not know what to say to you

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@TragicSandwich @TwoLemonades @twittysuch My 4 y/o was picking up sticks in the forest and throwing them, then paused, put his hands on his hips and said, “I’m awesome” to himself. I think about that moment a lot 😂❤️

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Holy shit you guys I did it

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@therroneill @jocotterillbook Check out @dontpayuk

Don't Pay.

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2 years

It's a simple idea: We demand the govt scrap the energy price rises and deliver affordable energy for all. We will build a million pledges and by Oct 1st if the govt and energy companies fail to act we will cancel our direct debits. Read more here:

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@BeccaFIynn @killersundymann When I lived in Ireland someone said to me during a conversation, “Ah come here to me, would you get away!”

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@OriginalFunko The Wayward Children series by @seananmcguire !

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I am ✨actually✨ holding a copy of my own book in my hands 😭😭😭

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@jonnyUK88

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@LauraPAuthor Balancing a cotton ball on the shoe to distract you is genius!

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@itssamanthaaaa_ Okay but @MisterABK

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Genuinely shocked that the Society of Authors resolution to support a ceasefire in Gaza did not pass. Is this unending brutality really what writers in the U.K. stand for?

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8 months

I was just idly wondering the other day what China Miéville was working on and I have to say ‘writing a book with Keanu Reeves’ was not on my bingo card

Waterstones

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8 months

Coming soon from legendary actor Keanu Reeves and inimitable writer China Miéville, a genre-bending epic of ancient powers, modern war, and an outcast who cannot die... Pre-order THE BOOK OF ELSEWHERE here:

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Okay, new favourite book of 2024. The Ministry of Time by Kaliane Bradley is AMAZING and honestly just an absolute joy to read from start to finish

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1 year

Aside from other wonderful things happening today, it is my second wedding anniversary so I have an excuse to retweet this pic of me living my best life 🙌🏻

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2 years

I am one year married today 🥂 It is also one year since I realised my dream of being held aloft by a group of bekilted men 🙌

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@MILF1SM Apparently she got into character by doing their different dances

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11 months

En route to the beautiful Moniack Mhor for a week of writing and planning for book 3! 🙌🏻 Bliss isn’t the word 🥰

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I know I’m late to the party, but BBC’s Ghosts is flipping delightful isn’t it?

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What in the god save America are these bleached eggs doing in my Scottish Lidl

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7 years

@alexbloor @PolakPolly @Robertwhitehou1 Always exciting to catch one in the wild!

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I am going on a wee bookshop tour of Edinburgh today to sign copies of #Home 🏠, and I have upgraded to first class on the train for the princely sum of £5. Feeling ver fancy 💅

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It’s #TransAwarenessWeek ! It’s a special one for me this year as I had my debut novel published, and I’m really proud of it; it’s about family, sisterhood, and finding your true home - and contains my favourite character EVER: Meg, a trans woman who has my whole heart 💕

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4 years

@rockm @jennasauers A pupil of mine wrote an essay about a character in a novel whom he described as ‘elderly’. She was FORTY SIX

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10 days

Annoying vague tweet, but I got me some rosé Prosecco and I am CELEBRATING tonight

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8 months

My book is one year old today! Can’t thank all the readers, reviewers and writers enough who’ve been so supportive all the way through ✨

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5 years

@wickleperson @BootstrapCook What do you feel parents who were in your position who don’t have the money for private school should do?

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8 months

Saw these shepherd’s huts for sale and currently indulging in a fantasy of kitting them out as mobile libraries to visit under serviced areas and schools without library provision - can someone fund me to do this please?!

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4 years

@himmiesteer @LexxMoves You may find this a helpful read -

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2 years

@anthonytheminty @martel1683 @the_nerd_skull Yeah I’m not comfortable with a picture of a partially unclothed *boy* being used non-consensually, either.

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@an_t_farm @AGoudsward Cocaine