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7 months

@sorkincel she only woke up because of my mechanical keyboard thocking

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@paulsl_3 @bimboposting He was exactly where a bike lane would be if the road had one. No choice here.

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@EricRichards22 I mean yeah. If they made a *coffee* that was 3x as strong you’d expect a warning lol. That’s still a lot for most people, and lemonade is not typically an energy supplement.

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@PeepNSheep1 @Ian_Gay_briel Assuming they scoop the bread out? They were correct to refuse IMO

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@sailorsctaustin Yeah whoever made this doesn’t know the difference between kg and pounds? Lol Also very impressive lifts

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@elaifresh It’s honestly an amazing service made better by no ads and offline mode etc, what aren’t you happy about?

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9 months

@BirdRespecter idk this is pretty convincing

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10 months

@realRaegenhere the chart doesn't lie

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8 months

@thechosenberg > shares a heartwarming summary of connection with a new flame blossoming into a relationship “sorry that was autistic as fuck”

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6 months

@zeta_globin I feel bad when people are clearly only in it for a stable(ish) lucrative career which will support their other life goals. It’s like in principle I support that 100% but in reality it would be miserable if it didn’t overlap with my interests already. Hope he finds what he’s

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8 months

@quantian1 That’s so cool that @DeutscheBank open-sourced their logo! Good to see that kind of dedication to supporting small businesses

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11 months

@DrystOctavius @paulsl_3 @bimboposting oh my fucking god. if he had been turning, he would be here

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8 months

@firagawalkwthme Was the rice first but yes! I like to add a little salt too

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10 months

@ellegist age gap could be part of it, but this is an alarming pattern of alcohol use at any age. most “guidelines” about alcoholism don’t apply to eg. the college party lifestyle. But even in that realm we all knew someone who went way too far and this is sorta what that looked like.

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8 months

@edzitron I get this in Heathrow but I’ve had the same thought bc it’s still there in like, Charlotte Douglas and SeaTac.

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10 months

@HansMokeNiemann what a nasty thing to say about the guy who made you famous.

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6 months

@MatthewRideout @johncodezzz The real life pro tip is not to live in areas where crypto startups would have an HQ

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11 months

@coldhealing @girllbossing yea that’s what I was gonna say too

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10 months

@ryxcommar It’s crazy that they bought the exact order and made him eat it all in the boardroom to prove he was lying though

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10 months

@emogirlgrownup @rachelmillman Ignoring numbers, just relatively: you don’t think it’s weird that a _lemonade_ would have more caffeine than two cups of coffee? It’s not much if you compare it to a regular coffee-consumer’s DAILY intake but in context you don’t see anything strange?

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7 months

@ohdearz You’ve basically got to find an advisor who likes publishing undergrads and start early, probably work summers too. Helps to have a niche like the only programmer in a biology lab or something.

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7 months

@nixcraft Where did he mention AI/Chatgpt/copilot? He did copy the method but explained his reasoning for doing so.

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11 months

@dumbslutswag @MargBarAmerica no that’s fine

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8 months

@elaifresh That’s fair, although the offline experience is way better IMO. Like yea I can download them in other ways but I don’t want to! Lol

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@rachdele ░M░Y░ ░I░N░T░E░L░L░E░C░T ░I░O░N░ I░N░ ░B░I░O░

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@FinnBorgar @EricRichards22 Of course, the point is that it’s a standard serving size and wouldn’t otherwise stand out as abnormal for _lemonade_. If you ordered a 32oz coffee you’d expect to be fucking wired. Usually it’s not served that large.

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10 months

@Enigma_Soul01 @KevinNaughtonJr There actually no print statement, this uses just a write syscall to stdout (fd 1). Then a call to exit(0). Works by loading the syscall numbers into eax and args into other registers (like the address of the static string, length, etc)

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11 months

@jasongr48103563 @Tr00peRR You cannot realistically fight someone wielding a knife without sustaining mortal injuries. You don’t seem to realize this, which ironically means you probably also can’t fight.

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11 months

@shmula @JiujitsuOtter I think this is actually Ezekiel. The hand we can see on the left of the bottom player’s neck is the top player’s left hand grabbing his right sleeve. Right hand is buried in his throat

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8 months

@serenityposting @revhowardarson Did a lot of people buy premium? I was under the impression it was a fairly small proportion of users

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10 months

@owenbroadcast when I was in music school it was the opposite, everyone brought music to share and sometimes we’d follow along with scores using a projector.

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6 months

@Circle10 You should have gone and commandeered all the guys to a secondary location to watch sports or something. Usurp her king 👑

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10 months

@Mephitus_Skunk @d_feldman @dyingscribe No way that’s 30min in rush hour these days, try an hour or more.

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8 months

@madisontayt_ Correct I had never heard of this.

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7 months

@ken_wheeler @QuanSai The executives weren’t even onsite making this lmfao

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@MorePerfectUS Homeslice here isn't even in the office for this video -- the black background is bleeding through the alpha matte.

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@augierakow @zeta_globin me

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9 months

@AdamRackis Dude I don’t think most people care about bun vs node but you got really fussy and sarcastic in the replies when people pointed out the first error you ran into was easy to fix (and the error message contains the fix). And now you’re doing this strange flexing thing? Idk.

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7 months

@fatstevebuscemi that’s correct if you’re underweight you need to rely on pro wrestling moves that use leverage to apply more force to a weaker part of the intruder’s body, like a Stone Cold Stunner for instance

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8 months

@soychotic My job title has been software engineer for a while, don’t really care what those other engineering disciplines call it. Never understood what difference it makes. If software wanted to introduce more formal licensing that could maybe be a good thing but who cares really

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9 months

@rachelmillman Frank does a spit take with an apple in that one which is amazing and something I’d never seen before

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7 months

@samswoora I mean it’s just a job, and it’s the closest you’ll get to standard 9-5 anywhere in tech. So wouldn’t say you lose those years by any means. But on the other hand we also make way less than $1M/year. I think there are certain specialized finance tracks on this level though.

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10 months

@HeroDividend This is a restaurant right? I’ve always thought 20% was standard, is that not the case everywhere?

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8 months

@SwiftOnSecurity Usually they only require you to buy their ammo when you’re renting their guns where I am. If they’re making you run their ammo through your own weapons that’s a ripoff.

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6 months

@kitten_beloved Your points apply just the same to working with in-office teams located in geographically distant locations, and we’ve been doing that since the early 2000s with conference calls. It’s fine. Don’t think I’ve ever worked with an entirely colocated team now that I think about it.

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@Longnosedfish @zeta_globin Disagree that it disentangles that simply. LC is exactly the sort of thing you couldn’t do if it didn’t somewhat interest you already. “Leetcode people” are crazy passionate about this stuff if you actually read their (freely provided, optimized, annotated) solutions in every

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10 months

@OneShoup @ryan_hassett @nilocobau @SelectStarMan I assumed his lawyers would’ve helped him prepare a better strategy actually. He just annoyed everyone and played dumb, doesn’t even really sound like he got that moment he wanted to let everyone see his perspective. He got up there to say “I don’t recall doing that crime” all

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8 months

@lost_nomad__ Nobody was accused of rape here, father very gently tried to make BIL aware of how his behavior looked (creepy). This doesn’t resemble therapy in my understanding of the word. The insistence that these are somehow comparable is very weird.

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11 months

@NGreat330 @DrystOctavius @bimboposting yes? You’re always supposed to be looking at the road hope this helps!

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11 months

@kitten_beloved Yeah if you can just eat 1 or 2 every now and then (which is the most enjoyable way to eat them anyway) it’s fine and good

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@ShootingSurplus P90

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8 months

@TracketPacer Without totally canceling the guy, I’ll say it’s a good reminder that feelings can just be feelings and you don’t need to act on them — women understand this better than men typically. To put it another way, you’re not “in love” with your coworker. Chill and be normal.

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6 months

@ryxcommar Several of my roles were impacted 😭

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8 months

@madisontayt_ I’ve never signed a legal contract before a meal at a restaurant. Of course I sympathize about the rude customers but can you clarify the situation? What kind of restaurant does this?

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11 months

@SWENGDAD Ultimately I would advise her to not publish her personal phone number, but she gets to decide how she feels about people texting her super casual like this wanting to “be homies.” Keep in mind also that women have a different relationship with unsolicited private messages than

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@ryxcommar @shakoistsLog “we need to update Flask before end of life or End Of Life whichever comes first”

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10 months

@Duderichy It’s a satisfying course because it is easy, but only after hundreds of practice problems. Closest CS equivalent would be OS or algorithms. Memory alone won’t get you there. If your school had a big premed program that also affects how it’s taught and tested.

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7 months

@jessfraz Nice of them to provide an assistant for each engineer!

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11 months

@michaelcurzi these are good posts though

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7 months

@AdamRackis Sounds like it’s an hourly job, I’m inclined to agree with him. If 9-5 is the work hours I think a week’s notice is reasonable. His mistake is saying anything about a workout class. Just say sorry you have an appointment, no elaboration necessary.

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@skooookum We had one of these on an admin interface at an old job, would seek to the last page of results for a huge table and the query it generated locked up the database by prefetching other related attributes. couldn’t remove it or disable it, so just labeled it “crash do not click”

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11 months

@NGreat330 @DrystOctavius @bimboposting I’m gonna try to make this simple for you. When there’s no bike lanes, a bike rides to the right of the lane typically. A biker riding on the right of a lane which turns into a turning lane would not be turning. If the biker were turning, they’d be to the right of the _turning

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6 months

@IserlohnF @zeta_globin I agree it’s unusual. The job is frustrating (maybe uniquely so) and occasionally stressful, lots of room for burnout if you don’t already sort of like doing it. And truly very few engineers get to work on something every day that excites them, despite how we might talk.

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8 months

@LukeFarritor It might be helpful but anki works best when you make the decks yourself. Also undergrad was a lot less memorization than med school which is when I lived the anki lifestyle. Probably depends on major.

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@metakuna In both cases the action is downstream of the desire to get your (financial or physiological) shit together. People will sometimes try things in the wrong order but that process of discovery is also important. Fitness in particular doesn’t need to be optimized initially.

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8 months

@SWENGDAD Why not date someone you are physically attracted to? Therapist advice is weird but not the weirdest thing about this story.

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@ngmi07 @skooookum Don’t be. There’s ups and downs but it’s a well-paying career with a ton of flexibility and growth opportunities. Don’t see that changing tbh.

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@ryxcommar AI cheerleaders

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10 months

@yacineMTB cmon, it’s almost the weekend! live a little

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8 months

@elaifresh I’m only pretending to traumatize the child, you see,

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@Austen We used to calibrate sessions using the cortex areas mapped to your hand. We’d send the pulse and your hand would jump (once we found it)! Pretty cool.

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@vebaccount no! there were also the people who scam them

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9 months

@concrete_found @image_origins If you don’t get it, you’re not ready

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7 months

@nimblegeek @Carnage4Life There’s a lot of value to understanding where the boot pinches as a manager of SWEs. Project estimation difficulties, career progression and SWE team dynamics are hard to explain from scratch without a background. But also better money and more leadership opportunities.

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8 months

@ellegist isn’t vitamin A teratogenic? why all the liver?

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7 months

@thechosenberg It sounds like they’re pointing out that water is most efficiently transported across the gut via electrolyte mediated exchange, which is why Gatorade and pedialyte work so well. But there are other reasons you wouldn’t want to just drink those.

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8 months

@_HD____________ @FinnBorgar @EricRichards22 I know I used to work there. It can actually go higher but 20oz is a lot of coffee! Presumably you know what you want if you’re ordering that.

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5 months

@PaulRiz504 @nope_its_lily What? All these services (idk what you mean by Wall Street funds but the others) provide an estimate you must agree to before the work is done. Of course they need to know the exact work required, but in medicine even that isn’t enough.

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10 months

@lcecreambar @chinesegon Probably SWE at one of the large tech cos, this is a typical L4 (mid-level engineer) comp.

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9 months

@Hovansc @dean_bassey @chesscom Bxf7 is checkmate with a lower valued piece, which is better

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8 months

@SynKami @madisontayt_ I don’t do much fine dining haha. Sounds like it’s standard for holidays at least

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@CRMullins

6 months

@buccocapital The Baconator should just say “market price” on the menu like oysters

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6 months

@skooookum Thin client is fine but for personal devices I like the ability to do stuff without internet from time to time. Plus some applications run better that way eg a browser (for now).

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@phil_so_silly @BarrelJumpist home invasions occupy ~30% of these peoples conscious thought

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11 months

@reallifesenator this is how you start smoking

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5 months

@elaifresh Keep it rolled up next to my underwear gun

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11 months

@bschrdr07 @Duderichy I was nowhere near hot enough to get into pharm school.

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10 months

@zeta_globin smartest guys in the room

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11 months

@KevinNaughtonJr good they should be using the Stream API by now anyway

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8 months

@broBigOrBroHome This is good 👍

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6 months

@constans This is hilariously false. Aside from grades/MCAT your med school applications are all about research and volunteering.

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11 months

@zeta_globin in middle school they tried to tell us that as a straight man you can have crushes on men (which you can absolutely) but then the example they gave was just like if you really admire a guy like a sports man or eg. if you watch videos of Ronnie Coleman etc that’s what a crush is.

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10 months

@manfrin @emogirlgrownup @rachelmillman This is true. It’s just so much. I guess I tend to see Panera drinks as coffee + other stuff and like Starbucks I assume if it’s not coffee it may have a little bit of caffeine but not much (like their refreshers line). To put it in perspective this is ~2 energy drinks.

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9 months

@zeta_globin @sgodofsk This, it’s a premed weed-out thing. In addition it makes a lot of sense after you’ve had some upper level science exposure, but premeds are often pressured to take it before that understanding has really materialized.

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8 months

@allgarbled I read blind and that’s a nasty thing for him to say no matter how nice he said it. I think your account is good, but you’ve gotta do what’s best for you.

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@CRMullins

11 months

@revhowardarson this made it real for me

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@CRMullins

8 months

@nikillinit @rosikand Maybe not a traditional “todo” app but it has worked for me by keeping a “to read” list where I drop links to articles and a summary of why I want to read them. If it’s not worth the time to make an entry, I probably don’t really care about it enough to read it!

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8 months

@henrahmagix @firagawalkwthme I just do like 7 passes, shouldn’t take long. Use the sprayer if you got one

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chris goblins 👻 @crmullins.bsky.social

@CRMullins

7 months

@zeta_globin I’m not sure the legality matters as much as each of your employers’ willingness to tolerate it. The Work Number (Equifax) now sells a service that allows them to check for this.

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chris goblins 👻 @crmullins.bsky.social

@CRMullins

8 months

@yungifez @shanselman copy-paste code from SO but never read the question it was answering!

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chris goblins 👻 @crmullins.bsky.social

@CRMullins

8 months

@elaifresh There’s an engineer at Red Hat in Raleigh NC (or at least there was in ~2012) with the license plate /dev/van on his van

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