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3 years

So anonymous just dropped a second @elonmusk hit piece! This is getting bad guys. :( @WholeMarsBlog @WR4NYGov @Teslarati @stevenmarkryan @28delayslater @garyblack00 @GerberKawasaki @JosephVVallace @SawyerMerritt

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3 years

Tesla can build an entire factory faster than the Germans can approve the paperwork.

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@trader_dimi @crazyclipsonly You can't cry if you can't breathe.

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2 years

Elon Musk lost billions of dollars this year while his employees got paid like normal. I assume @SenSanders will want the government to pay him for those unrealized losses right?

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@stillgray To be fair, I don't talk to anyone I see holding their hand like that.

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@Alexand03131344 @ViciousVideos You don't shoot a guy with a gun pointed at people in the shoulder.

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@lporiginalg Maybe her boyfriend should get over his homophobia and date dudes. 🤣

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8 months

Tesla's capture of BMW, Mercedes, Lexus, and Audi market share has been wild. Curious to see 2023's end of year numbers. All Cars with Jon:

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@SenWarren Yet he'll pay more taxes this tax year than you will in your entire life. He'll also donate more to charity than you will in your life. And change the World more. If one of you needs to go, it's clear who adds more value to the planet.

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@XAVIAERD @CryptoD08720103

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2 years

@MegMac33192437 @weirdterrifying Thinking about purchasing souvenirs at a time like that. Crazy

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@shyshy_too You did say 10 right? Not 2-year olds.... But 10? 5th graders. 🙄

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A friend of mine sent me a pic of his neighbor... (Austin) Dude even has a Tesla roof powering his Tesla cars. 👍

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2 years

So we just gonna trust all our money with this guy? $tsla

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@stillgray These people should lose their badges immediately and if anyone was hurt they should be in jail.

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3 years

@KamalaHarris There are quite a few of us... and we're going to remember how you treated the actual made in America EV leader when we vote next time, and how you treated those that weren't but made large donations to your party.

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@LuckyMcGee They don't have the freedom to open their own windows?

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@stillgray oops

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@TesCalendar1 Why doesn't everyone simply always drive downhill?

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@CasiMueren Bravest safety eyewear tester of all time.

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3 years

"I don't care about optimism or pessimism; fuck that, we're gonna get it done." - @elonmusk

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@SawyerMerritt Gee, I'm so glad those lawyers were looking after my interests as a Tesla shareholder by stripping the CEO of all his motivation and awarding billions of dollars of Tesla's earnings to attorneys representing a guy with 9 shares.

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2 years

@psyopcop @SBF_FTX I just saw him casually swimming nude at the lake. No law enforcement anywhere.

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2 months

But why?

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@louisanamom @OzraeliAvi

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@Bigman_Z_ @FightHaven True, he could of spent that time permanently removing reproductive parts.

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@WomenPostingLs

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The Gerber Baby | $TSLA

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@MegMac33192437 @weirdterrifying Thanks

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@WomenPostingLs Even if there's not... how they gonna pull the trigger if there's a ban on murder!

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3 years

What frequency is most painful to $tslaq ears? 100,000 hertz.

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2 years

@NelsonforWI Isn't that where the billions he paid in taxes last year was supposed to go?

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@WomenPostingLs She literally did everything perfect... Especially never calling again.

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2 years

@EricBalchunas @business Thank goodness Exxon is on there. When I think of the environment I think Exxon.

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@Msmaxwll Ain't no way an elephant painted that.

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@CrazyVideosOnly That guy isn't running a 6 minute mile.

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1 year

@stillgray Obviously fake. But a lady did this to me in a parking garage once. I sat there on Twitter for 5 minutes with her husband "behind" me in his car waiting until she gave up. Then I pulled in, waited 5 more minutes for them to angrily find a parking space... And then I pulled out

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2 years

Dumb people will think this was a terrible earnings call. Smart people will think this was an amazing earnings call $TSLA

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@SawyerMerritt OMG, could you imagine spending $45K on a civic that takes 5 seconds to get to 60? LMAO

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8 months

@Bornakang I'm ok with bees.... Flys are what I hate.

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@DailyLoud He got cancelled for wanting the kids left alone? Makes you wonder what kind of people are making these games. 🤔

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3 years

$TSLA

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@the_transit_guy We do this at almost every beach in Texas. People bring barbecues, coolers, music, tents, etc. It's a great time. It's just sand... It's gonna be ok. 😆

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@NoCapFights If he had done it right they could have lasted.

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@seanw_m @HisAzman It just became self aware.... And it's a jealous latina. We had a good run guys.

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@Rainmaker1973 These comments help explain why the average American is in debt.

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@anothercohen ~8 pounds per gallon..... adding 10 gallons per minute.... hose has been running for 60 minutes....

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@JebraFaushay This guy gets it.

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7 months

Teslabot currently walks in "presidential" mode.

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1 year

@DailyLoud Sounds like a classic distraction to keep people from looking at government corruption.

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@DailyLoud If I was her dad I would have hoped for 50 years. That way I could visit him and let him know what was going to happen the day he got out.

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@Rainmaker1973 Airlines: you know if we cram all the seats even closer together we can fit 6,000 guests.

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$NVDA getting slaughtered today all because Elon can't keep his mouth shut. (Am I doing it right?)

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@ChiefLord999 @crazyclipsonly Yes, the driver should have prioritized his passengers safety by pulling over.

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@elonmusk Monday Morning

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@ClownWorld_ Best part

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1 year

@OliLondonTV Good for them What's the point of dividing men and women into separate categories if women have to compete against men anyways? 🤷‍♂️

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@SenSanders Ok, then build your own Spaceship, get there first, and do that. 🤷‍♀️

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3 years

@Genghis_Juan @DanCrenshawTX You think we should get taxed on Net Worth? Do you want to be taxed every year on your 401k's unrealized gains, or have to pay a capital gains tax on your home going up in value even though you didn't sell it? Yikes

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@charliekirk11 Sounds like she judges people based on skin color. I'm opposed to this.

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3 years

What in the World are @CARandDRIVER smoking? 🤣

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@LibertyCappy So gained zero value in almost 100 years. I definitely don't want to "invest" in gold.

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@TheTeslaHoe I cancelled our kids Disney cruise, posted the proof on X. (We'll do something even better) Sometimes principals are more important than being entertained.

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Pic captured of Cybertruck broke down on the side of the road with the hood up as man inspects engine bay. Reportedly it was leaking oil, radiator was overflowing, engine misfiring, transmission slipping,, plus the catalytic converter was stolen 20 minutes after this photo was

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$TSLA

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2 years

@DavidLarter @MattWalshBlog Just last week 2 bookcases came into my yard and tried to fall on me. It's crazy out here

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1 year

@DailyLoud If you're born here you're not a migrant. 🤷‍♂️

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@NoContextHumans I hate to toot my own trumpet but I feel I have the testament to text that target to you with tact.

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2 years

People buying $F and $GM thinking it's an EV play.

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@WomenPostingLs Great before pic.

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8 months

Ross thinks he speaks for all of L.A. now, should be on the Tesla Board... can manage a $700B company better than the guy that built it, Etc, Etc, Etc, The term narcissist is way overused in society; but occasionally it's an accurate description.

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@WomenPostingLs Wouldn't it be easier to just ban murder?

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@stillgray Can't wait until Teslas start driving folks to the police station.

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$TSLAQ having a complete meltdown. 😄

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@XBusiness @donlemon Can't stand him.... But he's welcome on X where Free Speech rules.

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Ain't that the truth... :) @Tesla @Nikola_Truth @WholeMarsBlog @elonmusk @olya_borderless

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@TimeTriping @Morbidful That's one big Fukang meteorite

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@WomenPostingLs No, you just told your parents they can't attend your wedding because they're not vaccinated.

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@WomenPostingLs I demand to make what women make on OnlyFans.

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@Oops_67 Literally could have just put the lid on.

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$tslaq still telling me $200 by end of year. Like I don't know about the $tsla split. 🤷‍♀️

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@OzraeliAvi Shocking.

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@spotted_model Everyone seems to know what Elon should do.... yet none of the people giving advice run multiple billion dollar companies.

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@PicturesFoIder I've lived in a couple Asian countries. Being dark was often associated with being poorer and even dirty; lighter skin was associated with not having to work outdoors, higher status. Was way more important to women than men. It seemed that way from what I gathered. (maybe there

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Swedish passenger car makers: SAAB Automobile: Bankrupt. Volvo: Now owned by the Chinese. Polestar: Now owned by the Chinese. Koenigsegg: Make 50 cars a year. These are the guys that are telling Tesla to, "do it our way!" 😀

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@Fxhedgers And we were worried Elon might pull out.

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@josephflaherty You could literally just ask the public to take pictures of broken infrastructure and they would find it all for free

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@ReidGoCrazy @FightHaven Him discovering those were actually his kidneys.

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@gnuman1979 That turned into one of those Andre the Giant vs the Midgets matches in like 2 seconds.

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@Morbidful That link was pretty wild.

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Can anyone explain why I would pay over 2X more for this Porsche Taycan over the Tesla Model S plaid?

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@AzzatAlsaalem That's not even the worst thing they do to kids. 😬

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@Rothmus I never drink water; fish have sex in that stuff. 😬

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@crim_tweets_ I rarely feel bad for burglars but.... Also I rarely feel bad for burglar's butt....

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2 years

Interesting that the media is suddenly willing to put out positive $TSLA articles

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$TSLA

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@elonmusk Note to Twitter Board: if you think Elon's plan A was fun,,, you're gonna love plan B.

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@Koondey1 @WomenPostingLs Couldn't figure out how to pull it out.

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@LayahHeilpern If you watch the entire show closely you'll notice she ends the show with less backup dancers than when she starts. I'll let you piece that together.

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