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Girls notes app be like: - grocery lists - childhood trauma - travel plans - draft breakup text - baby names - situationships - appointment reminders - gut-wrenching paragraphs about worst life experiences - deepest darkest fears - passwords

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4 years

Sorry but why do coffee shops have to close at 5pm? Why aren't late-night coffee shops a thing? Imagine getting a cappuccino with someone at like 9pm. it'd be so lovely for people who want to socialise but don't like pubs/clubs

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@CH3RRYMOCHA

3 years

Doctor: here is ur baby. it's a boy. congratulations Ms Kelly, crying tears of joy: I'm going to call him machine gun

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@CH3RRYMOCHA

3 years

Got screamed at when I walked in the door today, for taking my first sick day in 4 years following the death of a pet of 15 years. i think me in previous years would have stayed, but if you don't stand up for yourself. who will. Jobs come and go. Health is always more important.

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3 years

how the FUCK do people get drunk and accidentally cheat 😭😭 i have 2 drinks and then start immediately throwing up and crying and sending 36425 vns to oomf bcos i miss him

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3 years

€45+ for a theory test, couple hundred on lessons, €85 for one test, then thousands more on insurance and ppl are really like how come barely any young ppl drive lmao

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4 years

I'm obsessed with cafes why can't we have never-ending cafe

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@CH3RRYMOCHA

2 years

can someone explain the phenomenon of instantly recognising another Irish person abroad, purely because of "the head on them"? how is it that we just. know. and we're always right. how

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2 years

Cheers mam thanks for that one

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1 year

@its_moya NAH YOURE SO RIGHT CAUSE I WANTED TO PUT IT IN BUT I WAS LIKE is that a little too real for the tl 💀💀💀

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2 years

someone tipped us the inside part of a 1 euro coin today

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3 years

No lads you actually have no idea how bad and underdeveloped Ireland's public transport and nightlife and amenities are until you leave the country

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4 years

lockdown level 8 leo varadkar breaks into your home, says a seanfhocal and leaves

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3 years

like this if ur a young person in ireland, and planning to emigrate in the next 5 years. i want to see something

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1 year

to this day the stupidest thing I've ever said

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1 year

what is y’all most liked tweet?

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2 years

my costume this year is the scariest thing i could think of

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@CH3RRYMOCHA

10 months

cause when you look back through Snapchat memories you get reminded of all the lovely times you spent with your friend and the nice food you shared and it's just really neat

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11 months

we girls can't start eating without taking photos of the table

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3 years

all of Irish twitter rn

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2 years

they cropped the bottom part of the image !!

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2 years

Dublin is ranked higher than cities such as Toronto, Milan and Sydney. London topped the list. Full story ⬇️

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4 years

everyone on about gf this bf that, how about pdf? go do your assignments

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2 years

Im so surprised argos is dying bcos you literally can order the most obscure shit and then pick it up an hour later? like where else are you going to get a USB bluetooth adapter in longford

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6 months

There's something so unsettlingly dystopian about scrolling a timeline that consists of cute dog pics, a dead child, SHEIN deals, an upcoming comedy movie, another dead child, a picture of an iced coffee, the charred remains of a hospital, cat memes, and it just keeps going

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2 years

The light at the end of the tunnel in question:

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@IrishTimes

2 years

‘Grass looks greener’ but young people won’t find lower rents emigrating, Tánaiste says

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5 months

not to be dramatic but living rurally with your parents cause rent is too expensive elsewhere to justify it is the most depressing and soul-crushing thing ever

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2 years

capall feels so much more like a horse than the word "horse" does

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2 years

It's the most Irish thing ever that cars now have 1s and 2s beside the year on their registration plates. all because they thought no one would by a 13 car back in 2013 because it's "bad luck"

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2 years

daily whinge, but why the fuck can't leap cards just be saved onto a phone wallet like other countries why do we have shit plastic little cards that get lost every 3-7 business days

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3 years

Dunnes stores as a person would be a primary school teacher called Sinéad

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2 years

Irish people love building roads and then doing roadworks on them every 2-3 weeks. It is their favourite thing to do in this world

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6 months

obligatory

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2 years

feel like we should talk about how ridiculous food dudes was?? To encourage healthy eating habits was grand but they force fed children vegetables ? i remember a teacher holding a kid's mouth shut so they'd eat, others getting sick on the table. the hell was that about like

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4 years

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3 years

Idk if anyone else has this problem but I feel really socially drained online, and am finding it increasingly harder and harder to respond to text messages. This happens to the extent that I feel I'm losing my friendships as a result

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2 years

Literally everyone come 8pm

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2 years

I like the body positivity but an actual Irish family will sign you up to slimming world and start buying "only the pink milk" if you come home looking any ways different I'm afraid

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WHAT😭😭😭😭😭

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3 years

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1 year

the heart wants what it cannot have

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9 months

christmas is over, and soon my beloved will return from the war

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@CH3RRYMOCHA

4 years

@goxiangqi That's a great idea - non-alcoholic beers n drinks have definitely become more popular and widely sold, it'd be really cool to see a space serving purely non-alcoholic drinks! 😄

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3 years

ok not to be that Person™ but. as we're easing out of restrictions, it's taken that most of us r gonna seeing some people we haven't seen in a while. people may have changed in appearance a bit. it costs precisely 0 to not make a negative comment about how ur friends look

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3 years

Watch Simon Harris tweet 🤴💔 in a sec

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1 year

Security guards at EP after confiscating all the vapes

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3 years

"safe exam measures" #noinpersonexams

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2 years

Jenna Ortega names "Coyote's" as worst venue in Ireland "It's terrible. I hate it"

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3 years

ye realise that closing the pubs at 5pm is just a roundabout way of keeping them open so they don't have to pay workers PUP, right

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2 years

Man isn't it odd that in 5th/6th year you'd go to school from 9am to 7pm if you did after study? 10 hours 5 days a week. how on earth did we ever do that

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4 years

just in case you missed the announcement, here's a summary

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4 years

@cnbcwatcher90 It'd be really nice to have both! Some people prefer a quieter environment and people tend to gather in pubs in large groups too. God help the staff working the first few nights when they eventually do reopen 😢

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1 year

@SamanthaKPhelps Oh my god that's true, a very important addition ahahahah

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4 years

Ok muting this bc I'm getting tired 🥺but listen 1. Staff can go home! Day and night shifts? No one would expect you to work 16h straight 2. Decaff/tea r options in most coffee shops for any who don't want caffeine past a certain time 3. Diners don't exist outside the US usually

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2 years

the meanest person u know is becoming a primary school teacher

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3 years

i love free things 🥰🥰

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2 years

POV: you mention to your mother in casual conversation that you're visiting Paris

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3 years

it's honestly kinda crazy that half of us be living in houses with literal MOULD on the walls in Galway, and we're just like eh it's cool. it's g

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3 years

@z1donk Thanks so much for your kindness ❤️ When the management has your back, it makes a difficult work environment bearable. A good manager makes all the difference really i believe.

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2 years

POV: you've just arrived in Dublin airport from your holidays in a warm country. It's raining. It's windy. There are 98 cars nearly crashing into each other in the pickup spot and the next bus doesn't come for 90 minutes. Taxis aren't answering. You're tired. A coffee is €7

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3 years

hot take I apologise Twitter is so full of virtue-signalling.. It's like a circle jerk of who can be the most righteous. Feels like a constant performance, and anyone who remotely disagrees is immediately ostracised. Timeline vacant of any independent thought. I don't claim to

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9 months

every single Irish house, without fail, has these

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4 years

Twitter rn

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2 years

customer came in today 3 minutes before close, and asked for food and drink to sit in,,,My coworker was like "sure, but is it okay if I give you a takeaway cup because we're closing in 3 minutes?" Customer goes "actually, you're closing in 4 minutes. I'll take my time"

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1 year

Imagine you're hungover and dying working the deli one morning and you're barely able to stay awake and next thing Joe Biden just fucking walks in

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4 years

every single day going for walks

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3 years

me hacking NUIG to change all my MCQ results from a 25% to an 80%

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3 years

uh oh

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3 years

Prayer circle for Italy, reply 🤌 to pray

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3 years

can we please bring these back i haven't felt a single emotion since these

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4 years

I GOT SCARED ONE OF MY OWN TWEETS WAS STEPHEN FOR A SEC I PLAYED MYSELF 😭😭😭

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2 years

I ASKED A CUSTOMER TO SCAN THEIR LOYALTY CARD AT WORK AND THEIR TODDLER REACHED FORWARD AND SCANNED HIS FROOT SHOOT AND THE FROOT SHOOT CAME UP AS A MEMBER?????

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1 year

i love how bus drivers always wave at each other, even if driving buses from different companies!! It's like hey look im driving a bus, you're driving a bus, we're friends

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2 years

Anyone else finishing / finished up their undergraduate degree but aren't really planning on using it, and want to do something completely different instead? pls someone anyone, I've this weird sense of guilt

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2 years

I made 190 euro worth of coffee in 50 minutes this morning. Each coffee is about 4 euro, meaning about 48 coffees. also whole toasting sandwiches, baking pastries and washing up dishes etc. Easily enough work for 3 people. fuck companies that cut staff to cut costs honestly

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9 months

I CANT STOP LAUGHING I GOT ACCEPTED AND THE FIRST POST IS MY DAD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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i love how subtle facebook is

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1 year

having a non-irish last name is just this over and over again until u die

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3 years

Can we all just take 2 seconds to appreciate @newschambers for his constant coverage throughout the changing restrictions. we love u

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3 years

hot take time people initially liking and then suddenly unliking that one controversial tweet™ the second people started to comment on how fucked it was.... really shows how so many of u just base ur morals on what will make u look good but. anywayz

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3 years

help

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u can do things in other countries past 8pm even if you don't like to drink...and get home safely without spending €40 on a taxi.....................boo ireland u suck

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@CH3RRYMOCHA

3 years

you purred until the last breath...I feel very lucky to have grown up with you. Please rest somewhere warm and safe, I hope it's sunny there. thank you so very much for these 13 years. 🖤🤍

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7 months

This is such an exhibit of social media melting people's brains into cabbage. People have gotten far FAR too comfortable with posting pictures of other people minding their own business for likes. not everything has to be content like

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Fuckers at the local probably think the fruit machine is one of their five a day

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3 years

Yknow, i think this is the first NUIG scandal ever where there's been a blatant lack of memes and jokes made about it. usually there's a flurry of videos and reaction pictures. people are too angry now. people are too tired.

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1 year

can't wait for everyone to start posting their dissertations on the tl so i can zoom in and stare at them like this

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4 years

where there's a galwill there's a galway

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3 years

Today a guy came in and ordered a coffee with six espresso shots in it, saying "i just quit smoking". I haven't stopped thinking about him since

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4 years

there's about as many people vaccinated in ireland as there are students happy with NUIG

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3 years

Thinking about how many people can't get PCR tests....the real case numbers must be so, so much higher and that is so frightening

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Me singing to distract the Garda when i get pulled over for doing 120 in a 50 zone #LateLateToyShow

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3 years

Donegal the horny county bc it just wants to get railed

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3 years

current mood

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ok but there is literally no point not allowing 5 people to sit at one table on-campus, when the same 5 people can sit together at a restaurant in town like ¿¿?¿

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10 months

living at home with your parents in your twenties feels like this

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3 years

NUIG be like

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3 years

SCHOOLS?? COLLEGES????? DO WE EXIST ARE YOU BULLSHITTING ME RN

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2 years

Irish people have perfectly normally-shaped heads. This doesn't even apply to people in a GAA jersey it's just like. randoms. how is it always so obvious

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10 months

i am the most normal gf ever

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1 year

for once i advocate for gatekeeping because WHICH ONE OF YOU SNITCHES

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found out the Irish have been hiding the ultimate hangover cure from us. The Spice Bag, Chinese takeaway salt & pepper chili fried chicken, french fries, fried onions and peppers, served with curry sauce for dipping. Vegan versions are made with fried tofu fritters.

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3 years

Ive always thought capall sounds like the sound a horse's hooves make, and i think it's pretty neat

Niamh Ní Hoireabhaird

@niamhnih

3 years

Irish words are generally better than English ones but there is no debate that 'ispíní' is infinitely superior to 'sausages'

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3 years

i'm going to get fired from work someday bc when a customer asks me why a flat white costs 4.55 I'm meant to say "it's premium coffee", and not "I know, it's fucking ridiculous isn't it"

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The squid on his way to the game idk i haven't watched it

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