Aoife💃 @aoifedevirgo Twitter profile

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Aoife💃

3 years

Ah nooo Bridie Ah gwan yeah sure I’m only I’ll have just the popping in for one cup now a minute for c’mere did ya a catch up no hear what hassle like happened to-

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Aoife💃

@aoifedevirgo

2 years

One of the love island contestants was born in 2003 like sorry why does my brain immediately go ‘oh so they must be like 12 then’, she’s literally 19 I can’t cope what the hell is time

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@aoifedevirgo

3 years

Taxi driver: ‘is your friend okay? They better not get sick or anything alright’ Me: ‘oh yeah they’re grand no bother don’t worry about it!’ The friend:

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@aoifedevirgo

9 months

I wish doing Wordle was still as popular as it was a few years ago so everyone could appreciate the absolute madnessssss that just happened

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@aoifedevirgo

3 years

Showing up for school in first year when you had Home Ec and PE on the same day

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@aoifedevirgo

2 years

The stress of trying to find a Coke with your name on it in the summer of 2013 was something else

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@aoifedevirgo

3 years

How you can go out for a jog after work in broad daylight to then end up in a hearse is just incomprehensible, I can’t stop thinking about that poor girl, feel so sick

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@aoifedevirgo

2 years

My mam was talking to me about how I don’t have a boyfriend and her advice is (wait for this) to ‘go to a match and stand beside some fella’💀💀💀

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@aoifedevirgo

2 years

Oh my GOD has anybody watched Our Father on Netflix? Its INSANE, I can’t believe this actually happened in real life what the hell ??? Literally no words, absolutely terrifying

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@aoifedevirgo

3 years

Okay guys here we go: a thread of me asking English people on Tinder what they know about Northern Ireland

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@aoifedevirgo

3 years

Feel so sick reading about the girl in Tullamore who was attacked and killed for doing something just so normal, out for a run, in the middle of the day, still bright outside, in a popular area- she was doing everything *right* but yet this happens, just so so horrific

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@aoifedevirgo

3 years

“Why are you so upset, it’s literally just a map” The map:

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@aoifedevirgo

3 years

When you’re buying drink and have to wait for a staff member to come over and check your ID

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@aoifedevirgo

3 years

The British media right now hearing that Prince Philip has died:

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@aoifedevirgo

2 years

The existence of Primark implies the existence of Primatthew, Priluke, and Prijohn

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@aoifedevirgo

1 year

WHAT😭😭😭😭😭

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@aoifedevirgo

1 year

Girl dinner

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@aoifedevirgo

3 years

I hope Suzanne Jackson gets SoSued

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@aoifedevirgo

3 years

Yesterday the official Eurovision channel on YouTube put up the whole 2019 show again and guess what- they cut OUT the part where Hatari showed the Palestinian flags... Wow Eurovision, we get your message loud and clear. If you won’t show it, we will #Eurovision #FreePalestine 🇵🇸

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@aoifedevirgo

3 years

Every single assignment I’ve submitted this semester is just-

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@aoifedevirgo

3 years

To the people on here saying they got Olivia Rodrigo tickets I would just like to say: GOODFORYOUYOULOOKHAPPYANDHEALTHYNOTMEIFYOUEVERCAREDTOASKKKKK

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@aoifedevirgo

3 years

Close the airports. Close the schools. Do a PROPER level 5. What is the point of all of us following the restrictions, being cooped up at home for months on end, if we’re not seeing any change and have nothing to look forward to. The gov don’t care for our MH and it’s very clear

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@aoifedevirgo

4 years

If you read these books growing up, you hate the Brits now, fact.

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@aoifedevirgo

3 years

Tough restrictions til JUNE now?? I don’t even care anymore, I’m meeting up with my friends from May to chill in a park all day, socially distanced of course, and when you see people doing the same, just mind your own business. This government have failed this country. So fed up

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@aoifedevirgo

1 year

Me trying to work out the logistics of Jack Keating being a dad now when he was supposed to have been single last summer on Love Island

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@aoifedevirgo

2 years

Absolute stress of filling out the census when you were baptized a Catholic but you never go to mass, you don’t identify as a Catholic, and you’re not able to leave the Catholic Church but you’re still like ‘culturally’ Catholic if not a practicing one

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@aoifedevirgo

3 years

When I get back to a nightclub and gimme gimme gimme starts playing I think I’ll just collapse on the spot from pure euphoria

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@aoifedevirgo

3 years

Here are some of my fave pics of Miggeldy to brighten your day

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@aoifedevirgo

1 year

First Phoebe Bridgers and Paul Mescal and now Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn, this is TOO MUCH

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@aoifedevirgo

3 years

Italy, please absolutely BATTER England in the final Sincerely, Ireland xxx 🥰

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@aoifedevirgo

4 years

You’re laughing? I asked you who sang Take on Me and you’re laughing??

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@aoifedevirgo

3 years

My great grandad pictured at the first meeting of Dáil Éireann in 1919

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2 years

You just had to be there x

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3 years

It’s the truth okay

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@aoifedevirgo

3 years

Do you think the other jedward took this pic

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@aoifedevirgo

8 months

Oh my god Fred literally shut up #imaceleb

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@aoifedevirgo

3 years

The Irish urge to reply to ‘how are you?’ with ‘ah not too bad!’ even when your life is falling apart🥰

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@aoifedevirgo

3 years

*SIX* second doses administered on Sunday... Call me Will I Am because I want to scream and shout about the state of this vaccine rollout

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@aoifedevirgo

3 years

AHHH FINALLY SOME DRAMA INJECT ITTTT #loveisland

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@aoifedevirgo

3 years

Customer: “Awh thanks love you’re a star” Me: 🥰🥰🥰 Customer: “Good girl” Me: 🤬🤬🤬

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@aoifedevirgo

3 years

Will forever be obsessed with the fact that the phrase ‘you dig?’ comes from the Irish ‘an dtuigeann tú?’ Love that

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@aoifedevirgo

3 years

Me thinking of doing a masters: 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 Me thinking of paying for a masters: 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

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@aoifedevirgo

4 years

Isn’t it INSANE how you can’t officially leave the Catholic Church?? Like sure you can stop attending mass and stop ticking ‘Catholic’ on the census but you can’t actually leave the Church ?? What in the hell

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@aoifedevirgo

3 years

All of Ireland this week:

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@aoifedevirgo

3 years

On Tinder like: Me: ‘okay so I’m nearly 22 so I’ll put my age range from 21-25!’ Tinder: HAHAHAHA okay I hear you but no❤️ here’s an 18 year old x

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@aoifedevirgo

4 years

And I present to you, the quintessential Celtic Tiger school lunch

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@aoifedevirgo

2 years

First a pandemic and now possibly another world war?? The Roaring Twenties? More like The Roaring CRYING Twenties

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@aoifedevirgo

3 years

The people The people putting up posts who used saying to to bully you ‘be kind’ 🤝 in school

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@aoifedevirgo

2 years

‘We sing a song to Brigid Brigid brings the spring Awakens all the bees and the flowers And calls the birds to sing’

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@aoifedevirgo

3 years

My favourite thing EVER is when people give human names to their dogs omg like there’s a dog in my estate called Eamonn hahahahaha ahhhh I LOVE IT

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@aoifedevirgo

4 years

Tinder, bumble Twitter hinge, etc DMs

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@aoifedevirgo

3 years

Checking your story the morning after a rough night out like #LateLateToyShow

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@aoifedevirgo

2 years

Vincent Van Gogh was alive when Nintendo was founded and that is messing with my mind

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@aoifedevirgo

3 years

700 cases you say

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@aoifedevirgo

3 years

Idk but the thought of Hozier using a phone is so mad to me? Feel like he should be using something from nature like a conch shell or something to call someone like it’s more his brand ya know?

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@aoifedevirgo

3 years

Okay controversial Christmas hot take but mince pies are ROTTEN

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3 years

Me: Nooooo I swearrrrrr Mister Bouncer I’m not even THAT drunk !! :) Also me: #LateLateToyShow

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@aoifedevirgo

1 year

Derry Girls cast to Barbie movie cast pipeline

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@aoifedevirgo

1 year

The DRAMA omg Eurosong in 2014 was something else #eurovision

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1 year

WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.

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@aoifedevirgo

3 years

Was anyone else not taught how to hold a pencil right in like junior infants so now they have a permanent bump on their finger from writing the wrong way all the time or just me

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1 year

POV: Limerick but you’re Ekin Su

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really enjoying Ekin Su’s pronunciation of Limerick on her insta stories 💀

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3 years

“I want him to teach me how to dance”

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4 years

Awh it’s nice to see Claire Byrne on Leo Varadkar Live #cblive

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@aoifedevirgo

3 years

I just wanna know how Gavan Reilly manages to type up those tweets SO fast like Gavan can you write up my essay due tomorrow please

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3 years

Rip Michael Collins, you would’ve hated Fine Gael x

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@aoifedevirgo

3 years

Apologies to those who identify as Irish and not British in the North bc you’ve just been called jolly good folk who want to stay part of Britain

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@aoifedevirgo

3 years

Growing up is realizing that nepotism is everyyyywhere and not just within the papacy in medieval Europe like you learned in junior cert history

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@aoifedevirgo

3 years

If someone told me ‘I am yours and I’ll always be yours’ oh my GOD I do not know what I would do #LoveIsland

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2 years

Idk about y’all but I literally can’t think of anything worse than going to a school reunion

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@aoifedevirgo

3 years

Hahahaahhaha he UNMATCHED me for telling him Sligo isn’t in the North, I’m out

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@aoifedevirgo

3 years

LIBBY YOU ARE A SUPERMODEL HONEY YOU DESERVE THE WORLD #loveisland

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@aoifedevirgo

3 years

Like imagine if that video of Matt Hancock was Stephen Donnelly, I would actually have to do a Gloucester from King Lear on it and have my eyeballs removed

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3 years

The way this film radiates comfort

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Toby be like: #loveisland

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3 years

Italy really said, “2021? Completed it, mate” #GBBOFinal #GBBO

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3 years

Mentally I’m here

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3 years

Do I want a boyfriend or do I just want a talking stage that’ll last a few months to fill the void of my own loneliness for a bit hmmmmmm

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3 years

It’s my last day of Tinder gold so I’m gonna go to England on passport and tell all the guys “it’s coming Rome” for lols and see what happens :)

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@aoifedevirgo

4 years

Still not okay since I found out that Tinder pairs you up with people who they perceive are the same level of attractiveness as you and I’m always like ughhh there’s nobody nice on tinder😭😭 Bish??? It’s bc of YOU

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2 years

I am THISSSSSS close to blocking this account I SWEAR

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8 months

How the HELL is Nigel still in there??? #imaceleb

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3 years

Final Year during a Panasonic is no joke man. 21,000 words in essays due in the next 4 weeks, class tests too, I’ve no motivation, haven’t left my room in weeks, I’m run down, completely drained, used to love college so so so much and ugh, I cannot *wait* for it to be done now😭

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@aoifedevirgo

3 years

First guy hasn’t told me anything about NI so far except that Sligo has been added to the six counties so that was news to me!

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4 years

The eggs in Kim Kardashian’s ovaries hearing about the divorce, knowing they won’t be called South West or some shit

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2 years

‘Hey will you shift my mate?’

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1 year

Ireland winning the grand slam against England on Irish soil on St Patrick’s weekend??? AHHH AMAZING❤️ #IREvsENG

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1 year

And the comments are like ‘I’m 1/938489495th Irish, my body was built to survive the potato famine’ pls stop😭

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@aoifedevirgo

2 years

Regardless of what happens, Brooke you did AMAZINGGGG, vocals on point, choreography on point, confidence on POINT, you’ve done Ireland so so proud you legend🔥🇮🇪 #Eurovision

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3 years

Jesus Christ, don’t be Dan

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3 years

DONIE OMG IVE MADE IT LADS

Donie O'Sullivan

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3 years

Thread wherein an Irish person asks people in the UK about a part of the UK.

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@aoifedevirgo

3 years

Guy 2 just asked me do I identify as British or Irish..... he knows I’m from Dublin.....

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4 years

And that’s an order xx HBD Queen❤️❤️❤️

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3 years

A TORY PICKS ANOTHER TORY OVER AN IRISHMAN??? YOU DON’T SAY!!! #loveisland

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@aoifedevirgo

4 years

To all my Irish name folk out there, what’s the weirdest way people have pronounced your name? Mines gotta be either owfee, eefer, or my personal fav, oof :)))

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3 years

Boob sweat? Makeup melting off as soon as you put it on? Having to wear clothes that show off your insecurities bc it’s sooo hot?? Nahhhhhh hot girl summer ain’t it- hot girl WINTER is where it’s really at xx

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3 years

My heart nearly fell out of my CHEST

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Hahahahaha oh my god Matthew deleted England off his world map tattoo omg we love to see it #loveisland

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@aoifedevirgo

2 years

I’m not even making a meme about Ireland not getting through, something shifty happened there, Brooke was THE main character of this years Eurovision, amazing peformance, show me each and every jury members votes, this is insane, I’ll stop ranting soon but not yet #eurovision

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2 years

Leo Varadkar checking Twitter today like:

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