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everyone ignoring that she’s called tali banz

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Woman shares a list of how much a man should spend on her 👀🤔

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em🍉 is supersad

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ROB HOLDING THE BABY OH MY GODDDDDDD

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big wetherspoons that

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Cologne Cathedral, Germany

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why is he looking at me like that

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Your Bees to take on Everton 🐝 #EVEBRE | #BrentfordFC

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@bodkin2005 dan burn reportedly forgot to wear gold armour in the nether

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looking at the list of dog shit players that have dropped their nuts on us this season

Newcastle United FC

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88' Mateta makes it two. [2-0] #CRYNEW // #NUFC

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you’ll never sing that

talkSPORT

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Fabian Schar has now been carded eight times in major international tournaments. No player in footballing history has ever been booked more. 🤯

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@GreaterGra12139 idk

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shoutout to the gay gooners man

Arsenal

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Happy Pride month to all Gooners celebrating ❤️

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i’m just asking a question ?

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Men used to go to war…now they send you messages like this 🥴🤣

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@forrrestgreen matty healy looks rough

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2 sausage rolls and 12 bottles of yakult the perfect telly tea

Eyup Lovely

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🤣🤣 SOMEBODY PLEASE SEND THIS WICKED TOOLMAKERS BOY FOR HIS TEA

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@luvbappy Tank has been destroyed 💔

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sure you like tv burp and you’ve been framed, but we’re you so obsessed with harry hill as a child that your grandmother knitted him for you?

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this might be the worst thing ever put onto the internet

Rio Ferdinand

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Respect the Badge Ps best stadium in the world right now! @realmadriden

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they closed the gillette razor shop 💔

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earth is littered with the ruins of empires that believed themselves to be endless

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gayest tweet of all time

Arab

@YourFellowArab

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I used to be a gamer, professional at that. Gaming got gay, and I mean that literally. It used to be an escape from the woke. We could get on, release our anger & energy by calling each other every slur in the book; no hard feelings - we’re just playing. At some point there

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no community note, it’s real.

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but this tells me it’s gonna make my insides nice and clean?

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All i got from this is we shouldn’t be drinking that shit

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@bodkin2005 martin dubravka caught trying to open a WebM video file on his phone

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our whole transfer budget spent on his adhd medication 💔

soph 🌝

@soph_atkk

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bruno making it over the line without getting his 10th yellow is our greatest achievement this season

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bank holiday weekend you know what that means

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hasn’t had a good game since he shagged that uni student from cosy joes

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cock propaganda

Cⁿ Roltreus Α·Ж·Ω

@CompteRestanque

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White man has been here

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this might be wokest fucking thing i have ever seen in my life

bateson87

@bateson87

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Would never usually do this but wanted to show you what journey Ive made in 3 months Eating right, drinking water, walking and Peloton with alot of direction and education Im still not finished.

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my boxers watching me buy another pint

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@geremifan2 he’s pregnant 😊

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BOOOOOOOOOO

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@bodkin2005 rob elliott reported to have thought it was “party rockers” and not “party rock is”

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gooned too hard sorry everyone

Sky Sports Premier League

@SkySportsPL

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The Old Trafford waterfall 😳

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would yous just not get fucking bored

EuroFoot

@eurofootcom

2 months

🔴⚫️ BAYER LEVERKUSEN GO 50 GAMES UNBEATEN! 👋 5-0 win vs Bochum, they just continue to impress each game. They have 1 league match left vs Augsburg at home. Followed by 2 finals... Atalanta in Europa League and Kaiserslautern in DFB Pokal. Wow.

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jude bellingham, the underwear model?

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i actually think this kid is hard af he’s stanced the fuck UP

32 Golds 🇩🇴

@Diegosrovaf

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The flex I like to see

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crkelly looks like he’s seconds away from popping

Football on TNT Sports

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The selfie 🤳

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it’s so cool that you can look like this yet simultaneously possess no sex appeal what so ever

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you’re 32 man

GradeA UnderA

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New video tomorrow

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@0hnepixel rain cam is killing me

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chat did she really say this?

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it’s out of touch thursday !

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this whiteboy can bust a move!

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very much enjoy that no everton or newcastle fan thinks their respective team will win tonight

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a smile might be good

Bruno Guimarães

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👱🏽‍♂️😁

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COCKY WANT BOING BOING

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me trying to use the force to choke my bitch wife when she won’t let me drink and drive

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano

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Ronald Araújo, not happy with his red card. 🫳🏻

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6:27AM fella woke up after dreaming about lewis miley hahahaha

We’ll Never Die 🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪

@glazerscashcow

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Do Newcastle fans still think Kobbie Mainoo is still just a poor man’s Lewis Miley? 🤣🤣🤣 I’ve never heard such drivel from a fanbase. They really are special. He’s the best teenage midfielder in the world. Nailed on to start a major final for his country at 19! #MUFC 🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪

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cause it’s DECENTTTTT 🔝🙌🏻🙌🏻 everyday i’m shuffling 🎵🤙👆😳

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joelinton contract announced right as on simpson dies to dilute the new stream… makes you wonder who really runs the world.

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the dashboard while your tesla’s engine melts

Lamar MK

@LamarMK

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HELP MEEEEE WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY CYBERTRUCK????? 😭😭😭 @wmorrill3 @elonmusk @Tesla @cybertruck

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he should try and walk up and down dog and parrot stairs without slipping

BBC Sport

@BBCSport

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◆ Run the length of Africa ✅ ◆ Next up...? #HardestGeezer

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keep liking guys i’m gonna put my phone in my ass ♥️♥️

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hi

buttball

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if autism is a spectrum there’s a guy out yhere who is the most autistic

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gooner music

Super Hams

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Indie is so back!!! Belting out "AND AV ANOTHER ONE OFF THE WRIST" all summer 🥰

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anthony gordon could’ve been in D&P listening to some shite matty healy wrote but he’s sat holding bench man this is so sad

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wish she had a dick to ram in me

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so you’d prefer to take it is what you’re saying?

Father Time🇪🇸

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How do you enjoy putting dck inside your fellow gender’s a** ?

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catfish and the bottlemen albums before this tweet: 3 catfish and the bottlemen albums since this tweet: 0 my bad everyone

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@adammavin

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Lad we bought tickets off for catfish last night was let down by his mates on his 18th birthday so instead of spending it alone we took him under our wing 👨‍👦‍👦happy birthday and hope you enjoyed a!🍺

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lewis miley and his brother hamid

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dad text klaxon 🚨🚨🚨

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*sees a beautiful woman* *immediately starts thinking about fat men*

Reece

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Short hair on women is like a beer belly on a man It makes them look infinitely worse yet it’s easily fixable You’re literally nerfing yourself for no reason All high T men want a b1tch with hair down to her ankles Give me a Repunzel

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lily-rose🐈‍⬛

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aye ban tiktok now

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anyone notice how cole palmer looks a little bit like that really ugly england fan they keep showing

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accepting alvin and simon’s but ignoring theordore’s

﹫casper | ceo of espio

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WHAT THE FUCK

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only northern lights a give a fuck about like

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like surely throwing your pint is supposed to be an involuntary action or accident that happens when you jump up to celebrate like how is it not embarrassing to be caught faking a pint throw

Sam Bird 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟢

@SamBirdyy

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For an equalising penalty… these lot have never been to a game in their life

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i for one hope everyone in this photo perishes

Astrid Wett

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Iconic photo 👀 @StokeyyG2 @LeahRayAFC @iamcobbina @monKameow 🤝🏻

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lone spain fan trying to separate them like a referee is killing me

Moog

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It’s stuff like this that makes me want to see England dumped out of the Euros tonight, so I can experience the enjoyment of watching these brain dead village idiots crying over a can of Stella in a public square. Fucking embarrassment.

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getting pysop’ed into the joining the military because of the phonk sigma macarena

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I’ve never seen an edit that made me want to enlist in the army this quickly

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sitting in the same room and getting lightheaded becuase he keeps hogging all the oxygen

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WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO PALMER???

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this is how people used to talk about steve bruce

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alan she/her

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twitter just gets me sometimes

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this is where i’m tweeting from

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me nanna used to let is eat these for breakfast as a bairn and i’m pretty sure that’s why i’m such a fat cunt today

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big 6 fans thinking they can just force feed their slop on the rest of the league is so funny

shegzzz

@ChrisYo141291

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@RealTolmie LMAO Oscar Bobb That guy is a bag of talent Just give them Nunes

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@keymaraes even the woke ducks won’t eat bread these days

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this is where they keep lewis hall

Liam

@L4nkyLi4m

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Obsessed that the old Dudley police station has been converted to studio flats, and for one of the advertised lettings they’ve kept the holding cell as a “feature”.

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stole your balls while you looking up at the sky haha what an idiot

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go off queen

Drop Pop

@DropPopNet

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Katy Perry has followed a trans porn account and Ellie Goulding on X.

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i mean you’ve just made that up

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this is exactly what happened to me and i think i turned out pretty okay ♥️

Liz Lovelace!

@liz_love_lace

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watching a kid scroll 4chan feels like watching a toddler play with a loaded revolver

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surprised that many people can read and write in jarrow and gateshead

Politics UK

@PolitlcsUK

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🔴 BREAKING: Labour HOLD Jarrow & Gateshead LAB: 18,856 REF: 9,892 CON: 3,354 LDEM: 1,740 GRN: 2,384

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yer fella

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speaks volumes to the state of the education system in the north east that a lot of geordies in their 40s are happily outing themselves as reform voters tonight

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the swedish house mafia broke his arms💔