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The americans have discovered him we’ve got another month of hearing “no way he’s 16”

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16??? thats a grown ass man

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I can’t take cole palmer seriously he looks like the type of fella who would’ve used the brecci in black ops 3

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what is the first thing you think of when seeing this guy

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Erm what

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@carefreejh He has to earn my respect. The handle geremifan2 isn’t for nothing you know

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The shinton at 9 and krafth at centre back

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Only one man can save us now

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Sir edward howe coached a top 4 finish this season but the woke left wanted him out a month ago

The xG Philosophy

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Does anyone else remember january 2022 when fabrizio romano constantly reminded everyone that lucas digne was in fact not joining newcastle

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The xG Philosophy

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Clubs whose games have seen the most xG generated this season (created and conceded): ◎ Newcastle - 93.65(xG) ◎ Tottenham - 85.35(xG) ◎ Chelsea - 85.07(xG)

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Eddie howe magically summoning 5 fake players to sit on our bench when we have an injury crisis

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I’m very glad mr howe is too much of a boring bastard to be seen doing anything this embarrassing

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The Boss living his best life in Dubai 🥩

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Trippier’s 33 he’s got that downgrade they give 30+ players on fm

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Polar bear arlington texas

Madrid Xtra

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Real Madrid’s attack next season. 🤯

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@aaroncpfc Never seen the likes of it, you could say it’s good for the sport to get more eyes on it but 99% will jump off after this

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palantir man

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( me after seeing two guys in any context whatsoever) Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers

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4 more games with dubrovnik

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Can’t be just me that thinks that’s a brilliant price?

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7 months

He was responsible for fucking up our most important window in years. Can’t say I’m overly bothered if he goes

The United Stand

@UnitedStandMUFC

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"Newcastle may as well stand there in a star shape and take repeated kicks in the groin!" ⭐️ @markgoldbridge says if it happens, the appointment of Dan Ashworth is not only great for #mufc , but a big loss for Newcastle. How do you feel about this? 👇

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Sean longstaff and dan burn when it’s time to ruin my weekend

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A frontline of matt ritchie, joelinton and anthony gordon vs maguire and lindelof

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11 months

Shearer’s record in the 90s btw can’t believe the disrespect in the replies

Ted Todorović

@tedtodorovic

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If you had to pick a player of the decade, in the premier league what would yours be? 90, 00s, 10s… Mine: 90s: Shearer 00s: Henry 10s: KDB

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@spinningplat3s My cousin has a sidemen bank card and he’s 21

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Anthony gordon’s three dinner guests answer…

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They should’ve never told me about vinted

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New copypasta just dropped

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I hate being one of the big teams seeing us getting laughed at on the bird app genuinely hurts me for some reason I miss when we could lose 4-0 and people would be like “fair enough”

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Casual homosexuality implies the existence of competitive homosexuality

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Casual homosexuality isn’t spoken about enough

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That time of the week again is it

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“Colonel bruce isn’t real. He can’t hurt you” Colonel bruce:

Sky Sports Football

@SkyFootball

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Tony Stewart on Rotherham's search for their next manager.

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Liverpool fans were trying to claim nunez was better than isak yesterday and he’s just cost them the title

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The inbetweeners couldn’t be made today but it can be shown on tv constantly 👍

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i dread to think the meltdown if the inbetweeners came out in this day and age everyone is genuinely offended by everything

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There’s a guy I work with and he had his phone unlocked and it was on spotify and this was the playlist he was listening to

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You will eat the bugs You will live in the pod You will be constantly reminded what age luke littler is

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It ain’t windy It’s the GAYLE force

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Five years ago that team genuinely finishes like 6th in the pl

Ryan Rosenblatt

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I love that Galatasaray is "guys sit around naming players" as a real team

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Mbappe when he hears 50,000 bald geordies screaming

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Bateson implies the existence of a batedaugnter

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Look at all the da’s in the replies defending them we’re so cooked

The Athletic | Football

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Special report: Newcastle United sponsor Noon & shocking allegations of worker mistreatment. In months of conversations with 12 workers, @jwhitey98 investigates conditions at a company that sponsors #NUFC & is a regional partner of #MCFC Noon strongly denies the allegations.

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Saturday in the 4HL

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I miss when our biggest concern as a fanbase was the noises steve bruce made when he sat in/got out of a chair

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“If you know you know” he was one of the most well known players on the planet back then

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Rafael Leão shares picture of 14/15 Neymar Jr at Barcelona… "If you know, you know." ✨🤝

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Woke gillette the best a they can get

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@SCARFYYYY Haven’t been this excited to watch the footy in years I’ve missed the funny lineups

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The woke right want to take away our easter eggs

Sir Jake Berry

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Just been to Tesco in Haslingden with my kids and there’s already Easter eggs in stock!!! What is going on!! Let me know down below if you think Easter is coming too early?

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10th in the league and out of every cup competition

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The Phanton Menace. FUNNY GUNGAN. But so much to think about. Hustlers must watch.

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“Elite” de zerbi getting bumped by “worst manager in the league” moyes fairs

Out of Context Football Manager

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Ranking every manager in the Premier League

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Watching two teams from our group playing in the semis

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Enjoying the gooners headloss but pep mate please go to juventus you’re ruining my barclays

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I don’t even have a reason to go against littler I just don’t like seeing people younger than me doing well

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He’s Brazilian (🇧🇷) I bet he’s got a cock like a stallion (🐴) I’d love to meet him down an alley and… Suck his cock (👅🍆)

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Couldn’t give a shite about ffp or points deductions go out and spend 500m this summer I can’t watch some of these players again

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The absolute feral scream I let out when that went in I should be in the woods with the animals

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I give up looking for trophies. It’s not my fate

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Anyone who thinks this game was good was either 12 when it came out or they have severe brain damage

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Love this website

Newcastle United FC

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17' A great stop from Dúbravka to deny Elanga 🧤 [0-1] #NFONEW // #NUFC

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Half time entertainment

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You will eat the bugs You will live in the pod You will participate in the miley/mainoo debate

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Are You Enjoying the goonsesh? Reharden Your cock... You'll Love This Next hour

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Playing black ops 3 and erm

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WOLVES go above us if they win tomorrow

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Having to listen to “greenlight” and “cake by the ocean”

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Bottle of super bock by the pool this time next week

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Remove vicar in a tutu and this might be the best 4 song stretch I’ve ever heard in an album

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Imagining some 30 year old offline arsenal fan who downloads twitter and searches “gooners” to find fellow arsenal fans

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The Prince and Princess of Wales

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En route to Cardiff today to celebrate seaweed innovation! Ar y ffordd i Gaerdydd i ddathlu arloesedd mewn gwymon!

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Nothing worse than doing a very niche halloween costume I am not looking forward to the looks I’ll get tonight

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When she suckin on you’re nuts but you a gangsta

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Managed to convince the girlfriend to go see the iron claw

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Aye cheers da

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Zombie, a song about the war in the north of ireland that took thousands of lives being in a fortnite festival might be the funniest thing ever

Fortnite Festival

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We’ve taped the launch setlist to your amp, so you can prepare for the Festival 😎 These sweet Jam Tracks will be on rotation starting in just three more days, so study up!

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It really should be a thing that home shirts are used for 2-3 seasons because you can’t really do much with most club’s home kits without them ending up looking garish