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@BrettBAuto

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Retired in Southern Florida

Florida, USA
Joined December 2022
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11 months
@Alphafox78 Nope, protestors should be liable for the damage to the vehicle.
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@NoContextHumans Someone has never heard of a blackberry
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10 months
@rawsalerts In unrelated news: The Ukrainian Airforce is set to unveil their new E-35 on Tuesday.
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3 months
@wbuxtonofficial I bet @michaelandretti would have had a spare chassis.
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1 year
@cctvidiots Never lie about your weight while bungee jumping
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@InsaneRealitys I’m canceling my order
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10 months
@Cecilysaunder18 @therealmissjo @BurgerKing @ASOS_Menswear @HelloFreshUK @rustyrockets I’m with you. I deleted my @BurgerKing app. Funny thing is, my wife asked if we could go there tonight so I had an opportunity to let her know I’m not going there anymore.
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@DanCrenshawTX @POTUS @SecMayorkas Maybe you should have voted to bring impeachment charges to the house floor
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10 months
@peta You misspelled delicious
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@clipsthatgohard She voted for Biden
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@cctvidiots That driver is a hero
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9 months
@Sniper64286433 Does he still get his virgins for that?
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@Morbidful You’re not dead until you’re warm and dead.
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@NoContextHumans Now that’s talent! Not sure one I’d want, but talent nonetheless.
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@Morbidful Y06-TZE could be a license plate number
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@Alphafox78 Lizzo farted
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@NoContextHumans OSHA approved
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@niccruzpatane Internal combustion vehicles don’t brick.
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@NoContextHumans Red pill for sure
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@MadScientistFF I’d send back my empty plate when I was done
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@DrMoneyTrees Keep going, you’re almost to jerky
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10 months
@ChuckCallesto When a government agency demands the media do anything it is no longer a republic, it’s a dictatorship.
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8 months
@peta You are welcome
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@RGRyan777 My question is, why did they stop making it that way? It was a much better system if you ask me.
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@MadScientistFF Bambi’s mother
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@rawsalerts On the bright side the man isn’t burning anymore
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@MoreCrazyClips @TeranceWare She taught her kids what happens when you act a fool
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Smoking some cheese today
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@FightMate No, physically attacking someone for saying anything is not acceptable.
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Pulled pork is done. Bone apple teeth!
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@NoContextHumans Did that truck just vaporize before our eyes 😳
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1 year
@MadScientistFF A store with toys. I’d spend 30 minutes filling as many carts as I could so I could then go deliver the toys to children’s hospitals and local children’s wards.
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@peta I’d happily eat T-Rex. Could you imagine the steaks?
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@bagsfan75_Tony Chick-Filet, I know I’m going to get some hate for this but I would rather fast than eat their food. I’ve tried it twice and don’t like it at all.
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@DrMoneyTrees Old School
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@Jaberuski @NFL_DovKleiman @macandcube Same thing here. My heart sank for a moment.
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@MadScientistFF Pull the drain plug
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@Travis_in_Flint Nutty fruitcake
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@MadScientistFF Build a wall and invite Harry Potter over.
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5 months
2nd attempt at making burgers on the new smoker. These are much better than the 1st. No smoke ring but they taste more Smokey and are nice and juicy.
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@zeldabrowneyes I’m so sorry to hear that. My thoughts and prayers are with you. May he rest in peace.
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1 year
@JeremyRenner As someone who spent a year in a Shriner’s hospital as a child, I can promise you those visits uplift their spirit beyond your imagination. They mean the world to those kids, thank you for taking the time to spread the joy.
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@ClownWorld_ Just to be clear, are you saying you don’t know what isle the condiments are on?
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@RealChrisSays Bye ribs. We had some good times but let’s face be honest, it was always a mess.
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@webflite Don’t think the bird is going to be able to fly that one off.
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@peta @FREEBISON I took your advice and went prime rib instead. Later I’ll do ham. This was delicious. Thank you for the idea.
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@MadScientistFF Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis despite their falling out
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@LandonHuffman Your mistake was choosing a line when he obviously had called dibs on all of them.
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1 year
@DrMoneyTrees You’re cruel for this. Not only do I not want to choose, I want to break out the NES, grab some pizza, Pepsi and pull an all-nighter. At 2am my dad can yell at me and my friends to “keep it down, people are trying to sleep.”
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@Alphafox78 Exactly!
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@crazyclipsonly Someone forgot to drain their hose before the temp dropped.
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@MadScientistFF Giving a fuck, it was exhausting.
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@MadScientistFF Hydrogen peroxide
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@RealJamesWoods That dog is a veteran. He should be allowed anywhere he wants to go. He has earned that at the very least. I applaud Texas Roadhouse for taking that stand.
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@theRealTavarish Clearly the top one. It’s so clean from the water.
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@RobSchneider It gets better. I’m over 13 months out since cutting sugar and carbs minus very minute amount of vegetables once a day. I started feeling better almost immediately. If there is anything I can help with feel free to reach out. Good luck, you can do it!
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@OliLondonTV He looks like that drunk uncle everyone tries to avoid being cornered by at family functions.
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@VernonForGA 100% they should block him and his administration from giving our money to them.
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@shanevg97 What a drive! I have to admit, I didn’t know your name last week but you impressed me all weekend and I’m a fan. I really hope we see you in a Cup car again in the future.
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I did a thing
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@MadScientistFF Knock on their door and ask them their secret. They haven’t aged a day in 40 years.
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@MadScientistFF $1200 a week. Why leave over 2K a year on the table?
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@wootiex My wife was just telling me about the heat wave in Texas. How hot is it?
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@RobertKennedyJr You misspelled fantastic ruling
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@AmiriKing Minimum wage became more expensive and less reliable than what a machine can accomplish. Get used to it, this is the future.
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@PageSix What happened to her? That’s so sad.
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@mattdracing @RaceSonoma You cut across his nose.
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The 50+ hour dry brine has begun. I ran out of space on the rack. @CaryKelly11
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If you fall in line with the media, cooperations and the global elite, you are not protesting, you are spreading their message.
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@pplatesrgrate On the bright side he doesn’t have to worry about Covid anymore.
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@MadScientistFF Absolutely, you don’t need any money for a date. If your date needs more than your company than you might want to find a new one.
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@TheGoldbergsABC It was over for us as soon as you fired Jeff Garlin.
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@NoContextHumans What did he think was going to happen?
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@MadScientistFF When you bite in and it’s raw
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Salsa chicken made on the smoker.
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@NoContextHumans Thank god she’s pretty
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@EricTrump That is a joke. The land alone is worth well into the 9 figures. If he wants to sell it, I’ll give him 19,000,000 on a 7 day close. Just DM me and we can have the lawyers draw up the papers.
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@MadScientistFF That’s too under done for me
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@MadScientistFF I could easily do 5lbs of mashed potatoes so I’d probably chose that. I want to say steak but that is a lot tougher task.
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@Troy_Senpai @Morbidful It’s just the truth. They don’t call TOD until they warm the body because you metabolism slows to a crawl and cell degradation as well. It’s not a guarantee you can be revived but it leaves a chance, to an extent.
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@TheRealDudja Trash can for the rice Steak for the plate
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@MadScientistFF Guess she’s from England.
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