@TheSaucyGoose
@jasonselvig
its the response to when they took away supersized fries and drink
[this is a lie, but I'm going to run with it as long as I can]
@Sturgeons_Law
@Leefeyon
I like the few where the Donor was the opposite gender, but chemically a perfect match. Then they show pictures from a few years later and hormones have made the arm blend with the rest of the body.
Boom. You suddenly become your fursona. What do you think the biggest disadvantage of this would be?
I think my fur getting everywhere would drive me crazy.
@Stryc9Fuego
@siIver_wind
@bnuuyes
Cherenkov radiation begin the photon 'shock wave' produced by a particle traveling through a medium faster than light can*
*speed of light slows down in media with higher refractivity
Supervisor: why the fuck do you want 5 days off?
Me: going to Reno
Sup: what are you going to do there ?
Me: party like an animal
Sup: hell yea, have fun
Toys-r-us was a profitable company that a hedge fund bought majority shares in, leveraged 'their' team of 'efficiency experts' to streamline the company, jacked up hundreds of millions in 'fees' to same company and then liquidated the company.
@Clockworkzombe
@galacticidiots
@simplygastly
Me and my girlfriend when we both said we weren't looking for a relationship but spent hours talking to each other every day for a solid year before dating.