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Event Architect | Form Is Temporary | Shifting The Culture

Pretoria, South Africa
Joined March 2014
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
10 months
“Those who complete the course will do so only because they do not, as fatigue sets in, convince themselves that the road ahead is still too long, the inclines too steep, the loneliness impossible to bear and the prize itself of doubtful value”
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
2 years
Why do women always wear this dress around elephants?
@Rochelle__Meyer
Rochelle Meyer
2 years
Definitely the best part of my day.
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
5 years
I guarantee you Mampintsha has never used the word “categorically” in his life.
@Mike_Yezi
Drogo
5 years
Trying to pull a Nomuzi. We see right through you Mampintsa
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@BlvckBoogie
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2 years
You guys need to get it together with these lace fronts.
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
2 years
This is like getting your first job with Medical Aid and retirement fund. Liverpool have to pay for their sins man.
@brfootball
B/R Football
2 years
Bayern brought out the cake to celebrate Sadio Mané winning the CAF Player of the Year 👏 (via @FCBayernUS )
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@BlvckBoogie
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4 years
Adas dey have alostro.
@LikhonaNgabase
LINKY💕
4 years
I'm selling these😩. I'll have to deliver at night because the family isn't aware
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
2 years
Garage specials are so brazy. Sausage roll ka Monster?
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
4 years
How do SA rappers feel knowing that Kabza De Small did more work in 2 years than they have in a decade?
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
2 years
@Rochelle__Meyer You know exactly what I’m talking about.
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
4 months
“Nkebe o mpoditse last week” What a concept man.
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
3 years
Once dudes hit 30+ they can get married anytime. Sometimes a hun is just in the right place at the right time.
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
11 months
You can't drink Hennessy 4 times a week, screaming "As'joli nabo" without repercussions brother.
@Tumi213
Tumi
11 months
I think I’m permanently losing my voice. I wanna cry 😭
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
3 years
Imagine coming from a long day, taking multiple L’s at work and someone’s idea of comfort is showing you an A-cup. I’d be sick.
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
3 years
Hatfield huns go to TSC with their groceries, that’s the only problem. Umuntu will be twerking for Banques while holding 20 packs of noodles and mayonnaise.
@Tumi213
Tumi
3 years
I once heard that Hatfield isn’t even bad once you accept your person isn’t yours when you’re not around. That’s when I knew it’s Game of Thrones there
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
3 years
The ones in Hatfield know the McDonalds menu bar for bar.
@Biithecreative
Boikanyo Maboa ⚜️
3 years
Nyaope guys in Pretoria are so boujee ,how you gonna give me my R10 back?
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
3 years
“Need my Shein cart cleared” kante ke R750? The ANC will pay for its crimes man.
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
4 years
Best film I’ve watched this year.
@BusinessInsider
Business Insider
4 years
The real story behind "Ford v. Ferrari"
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@BlvckBoogie
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6 years
Push spent the promo budget for DAYTONA on a private investigator 😭
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
2 years
My sister in Christ, you’re literally the hottest that you will EVER be and you are choosing love?
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
4 years
Pretoria carrying the whole country on its back tbh.
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@BlvckBoogie
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4 years
All of us?
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@BlvckBoogie
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11 months
Stokie has quietly been a top 5 Piano producer over the last few years. No noise, just bangers!
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
2 years
Podcast e successful e nyaka botlaela nyana.
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
8 years
Self-cav. The most crucial cav.
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
5 years
Mamelodi is in the east of Pretoria.
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
2 years
Great start to a 5 year contract at Real Madrid. Injuries and poor off-field behaviour resulted in me being sold to Everton in the 3rd year with a buy-back option.
@ohnodarryll
propa chels 🇫🇷
2 years
gents, explain your relationship status in football terms. want to see something.
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
2 years
Blxckie is on a Lil Wayne 2007/8 run. Everything he touches is certified.
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
5 years
I think about Kamo Mphela everyday.
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
2 years
The sun will indeed shine again.
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
6 years
Pretoria people come to your groove and help you pack up afterwards ❤️.
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
2 years
Damage control is nasty work.
@Tumi213
Tumi
2 years
I really only disappear at groove because someone has me in the midst of a let’s build chat 😭 literally nothing else
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
2 years
The older I get, the less judgemental I become. I’ve become more forgiving even. I’m learning everyday that life is not easy and we never really know what people are battling with.
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
3 years
Like Ndumiso why is your shit so tight? We’re at a braai hey.
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
2 years
“Ithi Pe”. Love of my life ya teng ere “Pe” le yone. Modimo re tseye, re tshameka ka bophelo mo.
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
4 years
You can’t out-sex a hun man 🤣🤣
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
2 years
Can we start a thread of our favourite Fon moments? I need closure.
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
6 years
There’s a serious human trafficking syndicate in South Africa. Well funded and connected.
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
5 years
Words could never do justice. I love you baby ❤️
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
4 years
You become what you don’t forgive.
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@BlvckBoogie
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4 years
"The future is not some place we are headed but one we are creating. The road to it is not found but made, and the activity of making it changes both the maker and the destination"
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
5 years
There’s nothing strange about this. If your mom still buys you underpan then you don’t have the facilities to be a shot caller.
@AdelesBabyDaddy
Mr. Jones
5 years
"my mom said i can't go out tonight" - a 20 year old 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
5 years
Hip Hop in Pretoria is booming. Stream the kids. Book the kids.
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
3 years
Sometimes there’s no “better man” waiting for you. Just you calling your friend “loml” for the next 3 years.
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
3 years
Women KNOW how hard it is to find a good man yet they’re always here trying to convince us that they’ve got viable options in abundance. Okay Nthabeleng.
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
5 years
Update: She went to gold reef with her friends, I’m having a splendid Saturday.
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
4 years
Maybe she sucks. Ever thought about that?
Quavo cheated on her? Yh men are the weakest links.
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
10 months
Audacity okes, you actually won't make it in this life without it. Not too much, just a pinch to get you in the room.
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
3 years
So you’re telling me no matter what happens in your life, you just have to keep it moving? That’s so brazy.
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
6 months
@kay_mahapa We’re not going to see ballers like this anymore. Football has become so robotic. We lived through the greatest era of football between 2000-2014/15. All we’re getting now is wingers who hug the line and full backs who spam crosses the whole game.
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
4 years
Pitori To The 🌍
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
2 years
I think I have decision fatigue.
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
3 years
Di thoma net so.
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
3 years
I really miss Tshwanefontein. One day the sun will shine upon us again.
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
2 years
Gents, weight loss tip: Go into your huns phone and type “I’m outside”, “on the way”, “Uber”. Six pack summer. Thank me later.
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
4 years
Your partners at Fontein.
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
4 years
Jolang guys. Ho monate hierso.
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
6 years
Mind your business.
@lipkid
Raheem ㊗️
6 years
ugly people take a picture and use that shit for 5 years
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
5 years
@palesadali Men are so bloody embarrassing.
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
3 years
Culture Shifting is just a Pretoria thing.
@MPHOKOKA1
MPHO KOKA
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City of Joburg officials cutting off water at Radisson Blue Hotel in Sandton due to the hotel owing the City R14 million for water and other services. @SowetanLIVE #BuyaMthetho
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
3 years
Let’s be honest bru, @FOCALISTIC is a problem.
@TimmyAirbourne
Jefé
3 years
MAN, DFKM😭😭😭
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
4 years
Good morning. Friendly reminder to stay out of women’s business.
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
5 months
KFC must add hope with all the tomato sauce and chilli salt they DON’T give us. Ba save’a ka rena ba.
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
3 years
I really want to meet new people. I also really don’t have the energy for that.
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
2 years
Okes, Gqom is back. Get with the program.
@ClixWell
Gooseberry
2 years
Gqom is just bad music.
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
1 year
I don't want to hear Zulu on Sosh Plata.
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
5 years
I hate niggas man 🤣🤣
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
3 years
I don’t know about you guys but I’m not having a good time right now. Nothing is grand.
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
7 years
You're a taxi marshal
@maurosaiete
I’m Not Real (feat. Earl Sweatshirt)
7 years
I rather drink dragon every morning than tea or coffee 😷
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
2 years
Warwick, The First Lady. Still Dre 🤌🏾
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@BlvckBoogie
Stringer Bell
6 years
JHB specials: Book a table for 5k,comes with 1 Premium bottle and a hostess with attitude. 🙄 PTA specials: R7 Savanna 12pm-9pm ❤️
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