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@palesadali

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professional yapper. will tell lies.

South Africa
Joined October 2011
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@palesadali
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4 years
I used to think 30 was old until I turned 25. Ageism is a scam to make women settle.
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@palesadali
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4 years
“Are you busy?” “No” *incoming call*
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Bomboclaat
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@palesadali
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7 months
A lot of things happen to you because you have no boundaries. Yes, people can be terrible but having boundaries softens the blow.
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@palesadali
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5 years
Guys, it’s okay to change your opinion based on new information. Don’t forget
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@palesadali
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3 years
Someone said “being overly independent is a trauma response from constantly being let down.” and I believe that
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@palesadali
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2 years
Playing 30 Seconds. She said “financial institution” and got everyone guessing financial institutions kante the card said Witbank😂😂😂😂
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@palesadali
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5 years
The richest man in our country asked me for my number and I fumbled. I know he was rich coz he was at Nandos with 6 kids and they were all eating.
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@palesadali
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2 years
Yho guys😭 people are viewing your story coz it’s there
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2 years
nobody views ur story faster than someone who doesnt talk to you. 🤞🏼
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@palesadali
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3 years
Depression will take and take and take til the only thing left to take is your life.
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@palesadali
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5 years
Him: you wanna come run errands with me? Me:
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Bombooclaat
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@palesadali
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3 years
I graduated today 👩🏾‍🎓🎓😁 degree’d🎓🥺
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@palesadali
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4 years
The SAPS can find buried alcohol but can’t find the local drug dealers and human traffickers
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@palesadali
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4 years
“When are you going to cook for me?” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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@palesadali
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3 years
Karabo and Amahle have been missing for YEARS. People are told to bring their own rapists to the police station. Even when you report stolen goods the police tell you the report is only for insurance coz they won’t find it. But THIS is getting THIS much energy? Sies
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#UnrestSA Stolen items including alcohol were found in a couch at Boiketlong informal settlement ( @ntwaagae )
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@palesadali
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5 years
Your birthday is only special to YOU. If someone forgets, it’s not personal people are going through their own things.
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Birthdays have a subtle way of showing you who’s really down for you .
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@palesadali
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4 years
Police in SA will struggle to find your rapist even when you’ve given them their home & work address and the addresses of the places they frequent.
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@palesadali
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4 years
Men are displaying fake concern in the comments of Mihlali’s video saying that because of her advice women are getting killed. WE ARE GETTING KILLED COZ MEN ARE KILLING US.
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@palesadali
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The day this lady posts herself in luxury, they are going to turn on her like they did with the chicken catching lady. They only like her coz she’s “accessible” in their eyes, as soon as she becomes out of their reach its curtains. She didn’t even subscribe to this
@BillzDaOriginal
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Would you do this? Her man was too busy in a meeting, the Queen mother does not have pride, she caught a lift at the back of a bakkie. Just humility from Ntandokazi💯
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@palesadali
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4 years
I was so surprised to find that Marie Stopes gives student discount on abortions. That’s so thoughtful of them.
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@palesadali
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5 years
That is called, “The Lower Back”.
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@palesadali
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3 years
Communication. No fake moaning. Don’t have sex with people you’re too shy to talk about the intricacies of sex and your orgasm/pleasure.
@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🍒
3 years
How are we going to fix the orgasm gap?
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@palesadali
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5 years
It’s a care package not a pass package.
@_Katlegox
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I get you an exam care package and you still fail, hayi.
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@palesadali
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5 years
And y’all can pretend your friend isn’t a rapist 🤣
@Khenks_
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Amacherry ayakwazi ke uPretend.ana moer!🤣
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@palesadali
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5 years
Telling a man about your childhood traumas
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@palesadali
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2 years
She’s been hot my whole life
kim engelbrecht for women’s health mag
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@palesadali
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4 years
You were on the list.
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Your YouTube channels are rubbish.
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@palesadali
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4 years
🧚🏾✨ OTW
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@palesadali
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4 years
I can’t believe I have to pay for things with my own money.
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@palesadali
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5 years
“We’ve never seen our boy as happy as he is with you.”
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@palesadali
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5 years
Nvm guys I’m saved as my handle on his phone
@palesadali
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5 years
Update: a gone girl
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@palesadali
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4 years
When you’re into someone you’d want to go on all different types of dates. Coffee dates, ice cream dates, double dates, nap dates, date nights, baecations. And none of those will feel like a chore.
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@palesadali
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1 year
💒 💙🤍💍 wedding dump ❤️
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@palesadali
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8 months
💗 30 💗
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@palesadali
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4 years
Don’t have sex before marriage.
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@palesadali
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5 years
Me going from Twitter to Instagram to WhatsApp
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@palesadali
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2 years
This is also true for friendships. People will judge you for making new friends bc they’ve had friends for 20 years but cannot speak up when they are being hurt by those friends or feel disrespected.
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People who use longevity as a measure of success in romantic relationships often make the mistake of assuming that that’s the goal for everyone else.
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@palesadali
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5 years
“You guys want to know Ciara’s prayer but you are ignoring all the nice guys in your DMs and chasing bad boys like Future.”
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Bombaclaat
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@palesadali
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5 years
So love is reserved only for conventionally attractive people?
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@palesadali
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4 years
South African men want money so that they can get certain types of women but while they don’t have that money, they spend their days shaming that exact type that they desire. Make it make sense.
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@palesadali
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4 years
& NOBODY is a perpetrator 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
@ThickLeeyonce
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The fact that ALL of us have a story 💔💔💔💔💔💔
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@palesadali
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We keep blaming ANC for the problems we have in the country but one day we (South African citizens) are going to have to take accountability for the part we actively play in the downfall of our own country. We all need to do our part.
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@palesadali
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5 years
“No” does not mean “convince me” or “get me drunk enough until I cannot consent”.
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@palesadali
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4 years
“Monate hao feli” but she lied
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@palesadali
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3 years
@Luminary_Wings This has been my fav content😭
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@palesadali
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4 years
*talks about sex before we meet*
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@palesadali
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4 years
abusers 🤝 maintaining a great public image
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@palesadali
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5 years
@Kudz_msebenzi 7 people all eating and drinking juice? A millionaire
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@palesadali
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1 year
@KopanoMashishi The rapper girl 💀💀💀💀 but anyway, we’ve been subjected to crazy exchange rates our whole lives so 🤷🏽
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@palesadali
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3 years
@MissTeeOfficial She’s also come out (multiple times) and said that she did it coz she wanted to advance in her career and that it’s really helped in that regard. So the industry is wrong here.
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@palesadali
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5 years
The saddest thing about Pamela’s thread is that so many of us relate.
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@palesadali
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4 years
Cheating is not part of the “ups and downs” of a relationship.
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@palesadali
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1 year
A lot of people use mental health as a way to avoid accountability but we definitely owe the people in our lives common courtesy, care and kindness.
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@palesadali
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5 years
I once watched a YouTube video about a girl snatched in Johannesburg, drugged, put in a room in CBD and men just came in and out all day. 💔 she was able to escape and she shared her story
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@palesadali
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2 years
There’s absolutely no need to be doing Nigerian bridal makeup for every occasion.
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Guys what’s your problematic make up views? I have already been dragged for mine 😂
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@palesadali
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5 years
Alexa, play Juicy by Doja Cat
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@palesadali
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8 months
@moorehn Silk dresses nowadays aren’t cut on the bias because with fast fashion, it’s all about cutting costs.
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@palesadali
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3 years
@Shamiso_ So sweet and informative🥺
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@palesadali
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6 years
caught the bit of sun yesterday
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@palesadali
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5 years
My mom forcing me to say I’m under 12 so she doesn’t have to pay for an extra head
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@palesadali
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2 years
@nunerian Nah, everything you said is valid but the white jeans is valider 😭
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@palesadali
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5 years
Siya Kolisi was already on his path when he met Rachel. He didn’t need to be built, they just found love. Stop making women feel bad for having standards, it’s okay if we want a man that’s already complete. We aren’t checking for you.
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#RachelKolisi decided to be a woman to Siya Kolisi, she never chased after temporary things and fake lifestyle, she was never here screaming men are trash because she was building her man. She knew one thing and that is her power to produce a king! Real women nurtures!
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@palesadali
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I don’t even need context to agree with this
@Fufudollface
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Yoh! Honeng!
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@palesadali
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My trauma did not toughen me up, it made me extra sensitive and jumpy.
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@palesadali
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5 years
There’s only one thing I’ll get on my knees for and this ain’t it
@919Demonn
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Sco pa tu ma naa?
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@palesadali
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@shaTIRED I love that disclaimer💀 but you’re right. They don’t align and it’s okay.
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@palesadali
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5 years
ke cute byang 🍯
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@palesadali
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4 years
*woman in South Africa is brutally murdered by a man* South African men:
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@palesadali
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If it drains you let it go
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@palesadali
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Guys always establish boundaries early in relationships, friendships and even with family members. Boundaries & clear communication are the keys to peace
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@palesadali
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1 year
When you’re looking for accommodation and they show you every angle of the outside for the first 19 pictures, just know the inside is nasty AF💀
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5 years
Mom: Ke mang a jeleng di Danone tsa bana? Fridge: ke Malome
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@palesadali
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4 years
You can’t say people are ruining someone’s reputation for calling them a rapist because they raped someone. That rapist should have thought about their reputation and not raped. Period
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@palesadali
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5 years
I was at a Xhosa braai last night and y’all were right, it was just meat. And rolls for boeries but just meat.
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@palesadali
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2 years
@Soulymane_A @shutupjoeyy @aneesa2604 I literally thought you were about to recommend similar shows😂💀
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@palesadali
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“They” have found my tweet and because they lack comprehension skills they are assuming I’m hating on this girl and are now insulting me🤭🤭
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@palesadali
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I believe you.
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@palesadali
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4 years
When I see videos like this I totally get what Bheki Cele is saying. Alcohol isn’t THIS serious. Y’all can honestly wait, there is a serious problem with alcohol abuse in this country.
@mtyala
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4 years
Another liquor store looted in Cape Town. This time in Avonwood, Elsies River. #LOCKSOUTHAFRICADOWN #LockdownMzansi #Covid_19SA
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@palesadali
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Golden hour
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@palesadali
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3 years
@refilwejoelle I’m dead coz I played zwipi this weekend😂😂😂😂
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@palesadali
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2 years
The advice men are giving each other in the comments😂😂 THAT’S the reason you’re losing your girl in the first place
@Tokyo_Trev
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Yaz you can feel it when you are losing your girl 😂
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@palesadali
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5 years
Niggas take 3 breaths
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@palesadali
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5 years
Day 6 of quarantine:
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@palesadali
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4 years
I’m having a baby in 2021
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@palesadali
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4 years
Can’t believe we lived long enough to see ESKOM become Izonyoka themselves.
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@palesadali
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3 years
Can’t be too late for my April photo dump🥺🥺
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@palesadali
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5 years
Men navigating twitter without touching or mentioning gender based violence.
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@palesadali
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4 years
These braids look fresh
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@palesadali
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9 months
A gift is a gift, not an investment.
@Khanyiithyst
𖣘Khanyii 𖣘࿐
9 months
Remember that man I bought a PS5 for? Lol the fact that we don’t even talk anymore💀💀Lomhlaba uyahlaba
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@palesadali
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4 years
When you hear your mom talking about you on the phone:
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@palesadali
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4 years
Don’t let your privilege blind you. You might hate your petite body, but the whole world hates fat people. Your struggles are not the same.
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@palesadali
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5 years
Wax your vagina. Shaving it is the pits
@9robee
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Sco tu pa na maa
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@palesadali
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2 years
This gym looks like it belongs to Miss Trunchbull
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@palesadali
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If people had clear boundaries & if people respected those boundaries, it wouldn’t even come to this.
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@palesadali
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5 years
10 things you’ll regret when you’re older: 1) being mediocre at what u do 2) letting others dictate how u live your life 3) giving up 4) avoiding change 5) settling 6) being lazy 7) overthinking 8) not spending time with loved ones 9) holding grudges 10) not pursuing your passion
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