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@BloodMoonGlitch

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Karma’s a relaxing thought. Aren’t you envious that for you it’s not?

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Lex Swift
8 months
Got love struck, went straight to my head.
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Lex Swift
3 years
Me as soon as August 1st rolls around 😂😂😂 @GlamLifeGuru 🎃 ☕️ 🍁 #PSL #pumpkinspice
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Lex Swift
2 years
@theysydspeaknow So cool!!!! I would def frame that. I about died when he followed me on here and it’s the only reason I haven’t started a new Twitter account to start fresh 😂
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Lex Swift
2 years
Pretty sure Love Sux isn’t out yet?? @AvrilLavigne 🤔
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Lex Swift
5 years
Date night. 😍😍💕💕 Time to re-live this concert and remember when I was there in person. ❤️ @shakira #ElDoradoWorldTour #ShakiraFilm
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Lex Swift
9 years
And 5 hours after watching #GreysAnatomy , I'm still like http://t.co/SXvScuYXk4
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Lex Swift
2 years
@Jack91s @cruelIsummer Your Lover one ends in a heart 🙂
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Lex Swift
2 years
@e3mjim @BetttysCardigan Lmaoooo! Accurate af cause if I didn’t I’d be extra pissed watching this 💀
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Lex Swift
8 years
My sister and I both almost cried when we found out @LaurasKitchen is pregnant. We've been waiting for this for a long time. So happy! ❤😭
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Lex Swift
2 months
@popvinylalerts @zaynmalik Here’s what it looks like when it’s not backlit! @zaynmalik #roomunderthestairs
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Lex Swift
5 months
Midnights IS the album of the year whether it wins the Grammy for it or not. It’s a skipless album, the impact it had was insane, not to mention the first week sales- topping the once presumed unbeatable, 1989 (2014), and debuting with a million copies sold in the STREAMING era.
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mateo🫀
5 months
ok now from this point on… i’d be mad 5. Midnights - Taylor Swift listen… it’s a good album imo but this shouldn’t be her 4th AOTY win, i’d be happy for her cause it’s an amazing achievement but she’ll achieve it with a much better album in the future
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2 years
@craftbeerkatie @theysydspeaknow Girl I don’t even know. He followed me back when he was President and I was shook lmao
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2 years
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@lavern_spicer
Lavern Spicer 🇺🇸
2 years
@Pink Honey girl the only hit you ever had was off the back of Patti LaBelle on that hoochie ass remix of “Lady Marmalade”. The rest of your songs are some sad sacks of bubblegum pop that no one listens to other than Tayler Swift.
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3 years
@GlamLifeGuru I was JUST talking to my friend about this lmao! I have almost 6k screenshots and I desperately need to go through and start deleting unneeded images cause my gallery is at 14k 🤦🏻‍♂️
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Lex Swift
2 years
@AriFanP68355111 @AvrilLavigne Respect artists and their art! Very important. Everyone can wait til release date. ♥️
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Lex Swift
2 years
@EelectricMiguel @Reddit I’d like to apply. My qualifications are that I love you and all the other animals there. My requirements are that you let me pet you at least one (1) time a day without shocking me. I think we can come to an agreement.
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Lex Swift
11 years
If you participate in the #LasGordasDeber íanTenerProhibido TT, I'm unfollowing you. Don't call girls fat.
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Lex Swift
1 year
copy/paste to help prevent leaks from being spread! ‼️USE VIDEO AS MEDIA‼️ speak now taylors version leak castles crumbling leaked hayley williams timeless SNTV snippet when emma falls in love leaks from the vault i can see you foolish one electric touch enchanted fall out boy
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Lex Swift
3 years
@SelsGraceful @taylorswift13 @BRMadjv @boniver This is the best I’ve found so far
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Lex Swift
6 years
May 2012 VS March 2015. I AM SOBBING @grav3yardgirl
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Lex Swift
7 years
@madblackqueen How about not body shaming? You're showing off the type of person you are. If you really wanna stoop that low with us, you aren't gonna win.
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Lex Swift
11 months
@pixsam @ifkate LA MIJIJI 😂😂😂😂😂
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Lex Swift
5 years
@GlamLifeGuru As a fellow Swiftie and someone who was also at rep Tour Dallas (literally ONE section to the left of you), I very much appreciate this tweet. Thank you for your service.
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Lex Swift
5 years
Has she been hinting this ME+YOU stuff since rep Tour? We saw the “ME” and “YOU” light up during Getaway Car. But there’s also this in her speech before Dancing With Our Hands Tied. #TS7 @LaurenLipman @taylorswift13 @taylornation13
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Lex Swift
2 years
@ijustine You every time you see what it’s done to you 😂😂💀
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Lex Swift
5 years
@USofTay_13 @taylornation13 @taylorswift13 Tell her at first glance, I thought they were both pictures of Taylor. She has successfully achieved her goal. ❤️
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Lex Swift
11 months
The irony of this guy tweeting this lol. He’s so perf and it makes me sad when I see him tweeting about not being appreciated or let down by dumb ass guys 🥲
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sai | simon
11 months
absolutely mind blowing to me how some of y’all (literal flawless beings) don’t have a boyfriend or you’re not being appreciated.
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2 years
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Lex Swift
7 years
My favorite aspect of Taylor's new image is hands down the snake. I made this little #reputation promo vid 🔥 @taylorswift13 @taylornation13
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Lex Swift
2 years
Y’all literally paid no attention to Miss Americana. She doesn’t want to be in the public eye anymore. She wants to be private. She’s a grown ass woman with a serious bf and a mother who is sick. You think public interaction is at the top of her list?
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Lex Swift
2 years
@taylorstoebeans Omg I can relate 💀
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Lex Swift
6 years
Long Live all the mountains we moved, I had the time of my life... With you. @taylorswift13 #repTourDallas #repTourArlington #reputationStadiumTour
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Lex Swift
6 years
@GlamLifeGuru Honestly, you weren’t WRONG WRONG. It’s still a valid spelling. 💕
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Lex Swift
4 years
My Taylor Swift album collection is 😱 @taylorswift13 @taylornation13
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Lex Swift
7 months
Always gotta be ready to perform when I’m driving so I had to make an album lol #TheErasTourFilm #TSTheErasTour
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Lex Swift
8 years
"It's one of life's greatest gifts. Having [vanilla sugar] in my pantry makes me feel A LOT safer at night." Hahahaha @LaurasKitchen 😂
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Lex Swift
4 months
Adding to the list of reasons I don’t fuck with her
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Lex Swift
11 months
Yooooo why the fuck is it always a Beyonce stan. You can’t make this shit up bro
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Lex Swift
4 years
@c0ncr3te @Sickboy941 @yaynova Lmfaoooooo because follower count validates or negates someone the right of having an opinion. The delusion. Y’all are high key stupid and need to get out into the real world. Follower counts DO NOT MATTER. 🤡
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Lex Swift
3 years
THIS is a work of art. (But did I lie tho? Especially that last one ♥️) @taylorswift13 @taylornation13 #TaylorSwift
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Lex Swift
6 months
Fucking delusional. These people need serious mental health checks and I’m so for real rn
@glorstruggles
gaylor struggles 🇵🇸🐾
6 months
the friendless behavior is insane
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Lex Swift
11 months
This mf really had some of THE absolute best and most killer outfits for tour. Madddddd skills. 😍
@RafaelLovesTay
Rafael 🩷
11 months
The outfit The inspo
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Lex Swift
9 years
Fearless, Speak Now, RED, 1989.
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Lex Swift
6 years
There’s no words to explain how absolutely excited I am that rep tour was filmed at my shows! It’s always been a dream of mine to have a show I go to filmed for the tour movie and it finally happened with my favorite tour of all time! #repTourDallas #repTourArlington
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Lex Swift
5 years
@LaurenLipman Kanye acting like he didn’t personally ask Taylor to present him the award got me like (Btw how great is this Kim Kardashian impression 😂)
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Lex Swift
2 years
@holytaylorde I’m glad to see most people are coming for her in the comments. I had to join in cause if ima do one thing it’s gonna be sticking up for Taylor more than I stick up for myself. 😌💀
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Lex Swift
11 years
@emmmily__ How does it feel not having a Valentine at all? Lol
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Lex Swift
6 months
Bitch be for fucking real and stfu already. You spent all day talking mad shit and is this not you putting Meg’s photo next to your whack track in your pinned tweet? Mind you, anyone can rhyme foot with foot and then foot again. Weak ass bars bro. 😂💀 Fucking lame bro.
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@NICKIMINAJ
Nicki Minaj
6 months
Who tf said “diss track”?????? don’t play tonight. Fix your tweet
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Lex Swift
2 years
@krobins55 @Mmmandylion @radicalljess @TheSunShowbiz This is weird. (You’re being a misogynistic) (The duration of her relationships is none of your business) (Let’s scrutinize your dating habits, why don’t we) (Taylor’s Version) 💅
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Lex Swift
5 years
Are you meeting Taylor or is Taylor meeting you cause DAMN
@Lellie1322
dani
5 years
There’s just no way !
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Lex Swift
7 years
@SamRullo Lmaooooooo. Imagine being this delusional
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Lex Swift
4 months
Mind you, she says fucked up shit to people nonstop and thinks it’s just her being “funny and quirky”. Girl stfu. Wrdgaf.
@PopBase
Pop Base
4 months
Doja Cat on deactivating her Instagram account: “hey i'm gonna deactivate because im not really feeling this anymore, […], the way im spoken to on here and treated makes me have fucked up thoughts. please watch how you talk to and about people on the internet.”
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Lex Swift
5 years
I want nothing more than to be sitting in Taylor Swift’s living room with my sister one day, listening to her unreleased album and feeling like, “We’re finally getting to hang out with the person we’ve looked up to for 10+ years” Brb I’m crying
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Lex Swift
2 years
@burningredthr There’s one for bidding starting at $10k. OR you could just buy it outright for $20k. 🫠
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Lex Swift
7 years
@CIitnnes @PopCrave People like you are why Taylor gets dragged. Rachel is so sweet and humble. Your tweet was beyond unncecesary.
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Lex Swift
6 years
@jackief_13 SHE HOLDS TOO MANY GRUDGES. TAYLOR SWIFT IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ME BEING SUSPENDED. I CAN UNDERSTAND KEEPING YOUR RELATIONSHIPS PRIVATE AT FIRST.
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Lex Swift
3 months
@Walmart @1lilreesi I know this was written by a straight man because the girls and the gays know that is NOT what my good sis is looking for 😂💀
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Lex Swift
9 months
“Never misses”
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@smhrbst
Sam Herbst
9 months
Her complete lack of style and taste is never more apparent than when she’s standing next to someone who never misses lmao
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Lex Swift
4 years
I found the cutest baby at the animal shelter and I have to see if they’ll let me foster to adopt because he has heart worms and has to go through treatment 😭 But I really want him so this is me putting it out into the world that I WILL get him. 🥰🥰😍
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Lex Swift
2 years
@folkskth I CANT. MY BRAIN JUST STARTS SHOUTING OUT LYRICS FROM EVERY SONG IN A RANDOMIZED ORDER 😩😫
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Lex Swift
3 months
Psych ward immediately.
@lestatdeswift
kae 💫
3 months
this line is actually really sad when you realize it's about getting caught having sex with a woman
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Lex Swift
5 years
Not my best work, but I had to get a shot of it. 🌙 #BloodMoon
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Lex Swift
5 months
It’s fucking crazy how Beyonce stans will turn everything about Beyonce into a discussion about Taylor Swift. It’s like they can’t let Beyonce be great without interjecting something about Taylor. I should start a thread of this 💀 Example 1:
@TrellBeyloved
Beyoncé's Apprentice | Fan Account
5 months
Notice how all the media stopped posting about that other tour soon as renny ended. That tour still going on and not even the fans are talking about them shows.
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Lex Swift
1 year
I LOVE YOU. Ain’t that the worst thing you ever heard?! @taylorswift13 . 💕 #ArlingtonTSTheErasTour #TSTheErasTour @taylornation13
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Lex Swift
6 years
How about don’t fucking snub her of the award she deserved in 2018 AND 2019 and then try to use her to sell your shit album don’t @ me bye
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Lex Swift
3 months
They have a meltdown over every fucking little thing and it’s hilarious bro. 💀
@PlNKMATTERZ
3 months
I just find this so interesting…..
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Lex Swift
5 years
I’ve never understood why people get anything less than a venti at Starbucks. If I’m gonna commit to spending that much money on coffee, I’m gonna spend the extra 60 cents and make it a venti
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Lex Swift
5 years
Did anyone else feel like crying a little when the snake exploded into butterflies in #ME or was that just me?
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Lex Swift
5 years
This Love
@speaknowIover
megan 🦋
5 years
what taylor song is this
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Lex Swift
6 years
DID ANYBODY ELSE SCREAM WHEN KARYN CAME OUT OMG #AMAs ⁠ ⁠ @taylorswift13 @taylornation13 #IDidSomethingBad #TaylorsSwiftAMAs
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Lex Swift
10 years
About to pick the winners for the 1989 album giveaway! :)
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Lex Swift
9 months
Okay but instead of removing your dog from the dangerous situation, you focus on beating the man up, rendering him even more unable to control his dog, while your dog goes and instigates more? The dogs are not at fault here. Both owners are idiots.
@cctvidiots
CCTV IDIOTS
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Dog owner gets a beating after his pit bull bites neighbours dog
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Lex Swift
5 years
I dreamt that I found a bunny and I kept him and he was cute. What a great dream.
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Lex Swift
2 years
@swiftiieeeeee Arlington nights 1 and 2 floor! B-stage seats night 1 and row 5 main stage night 2!
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Lex Swift
3 years
Literally 0 people out of 7.3 billion asked for your shitty opinion and lack of understanding of the song and yet here it is. It wasn’t that hard to think of something, was it? 🤷🏻‍♂️
@Eve_Barlow
Eve Barlow
3 years
I can’t think of something people asked for less than a ten minute version of a really average song about a fucking scarf.
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Lex Swift
6 years
So if anyone is selling Twenty One Pilots tickets for Dallas, TX HIT ME UP. I'm trying to buy them for one of my employees. 😊
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Lex Swift
6 years
@ATTStadium @taylorswift13 @Camila_Cabello @charli_xcx I’m gonna need you guys to be more hyped about this. TAYLOR SWIFT IS GRACING US WITH TWO (2!!!) SHOWS!
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Lex Swift
11 months
Guys are fucking trash. Everyday I get reminders of the curse that being gay is when it comes to actually dating men 🤮 They be like, “Trust me! I’m a Good Guy!” The Good Guy in question:
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sai | simon
11 months
thinking about that one time my ex made me cry because he was ignoring me and then texted me "come outside" so i went outside and then he texted me "lol jk"
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Lex Swift
5 years
I did my part in this release week. 🙂😎🦋🐍 #Lover @taylorswift13 @taylornation13
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Lex Swift
4 years
There are people dying, Kim.
@KimKardashian
Kim Kardashian
4 years
All dressed up with nowhere to go
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Lex Swift
10 years
LOOK WHAT JUST CAME IN THE MAIL. I'M GONNA THROW UP. #The1989WorldTour @taylorswift13 @GueraaSwift http://t.co/e4F6e5avvW
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Lex Swift
10 years
When bae asks to hang out http://t.co/j1od5M3WS8
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Lex Swift
2 years
@tswifterastour I GOT ONE 😭😭😭
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Lex Swift
10 years
I'll listen to 1989 for a bit. Because that's the responsible adult thing to do. Hahahaha.
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Lex Swift
5 years
How do I catch a last minute flight to Nashville for $4?
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4 years
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🪩 eME!rald 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉 iso eras tour tickets
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Lex Swift
9 years
Remember how @taylorswift13 made October 17th the best night of 2015? #1989TourDallas #1989TourArlington
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Lex Swift
10 years
TAYLOR SWIFT LIKED MY PICTURE ON INSTAGRAM OH MY GOD http://t.co/SqI1MC84Hj
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Lex Swift
2 years
@kingomyheart_13 @JustSomeToads @SouthwestAir Nah don’t feel bad. The fans aren’t the problem. We should be allowed to go see our fave as many times as we want. The problem is scalpers buying and listing tickets for thousands of dollars. You did nothing wrong. You’re a fan and you’re using your tickets.
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Lex Swift
6 years
Does this mean she’s ending the era by killing off her reputation in preparation for TS7? 😱🐍 #repTourNetflix @taylorswift13 @taylornation13
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loml
6 years
from zombie to zombie hunter THE REP ERA IS ENDING YALL
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Lex Swift
11 months
Good fucking bye lol. Lemonade is nowhere near 1989. You just making stuff up 😂
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@keaaaaley
ok?
11 months
the world could do without 1989 but the world would never survive without fame monster, lemonade or party in the USA
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Lex Swift
3 months
These bitches consistently proving this headline true and it’s crazy how they do it to themselves 😂
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@msyonceslay
Niamh🥀 (Fan Acc) 𐚁
3 months
@athenamount Meanwhile your fave toured in BRUNEI where LGBTQ is a criminal offence.
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Lex Swift
2 years
@mirrorballmk @JoeySwiftieTx13 So happy for you!!! I’m smiling so hard ♥️
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