Tweets triggered by my own jolts of electricity from the
@TNAquarium
's Rivers of the World gallery. Character account owned by the Tennessee Aquarium!
ICYMI, here's a video of yours truly attempting to use my discharges to power the lights on a Christmas tree. (SPOILER ALERT ::: Of course I pull it off. My phenomenal cosmic — well, bio-electric — power is basically limitless.)
Hey Swarm! Miguel's human underling here. The system that allows him to share his nuggets of wisdom with you is on the fritz, at the moment. Rest assured, he's fine, though, and will be back to filling your feed with zaps and ska-dooshes as soon as we fix the problem!
Dear
@Reddit
,
Your concern is touching, but I promise I'm fine. My underling "forgot" to do their job. I'm a kind eel, so they get another shot, but another slip-up and I'll need a new assistant.
Interested? Tweet your qualifications, and I'll add you to the candidate list.
Well, hello there! Finally coming up for air (not literally — I do that every few minutes because ... otherwise drowning) after the hol-eel-days. Merry belated to all of you, dear Swarmers!
You're probably wondering why I've been silent lately. Let's just say my tweeted musings were SOOOOO incredib-eel that I overloaded my system. My human underlings are working to fix the issue. In the meantime, here's a photo of me to keep you warm at night. Be back soon!