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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

4 months

me on monday: i mean i am excited for ttpd but i'm normal about it me since tuesday morning:

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

19 days

what's crazy is my kids are gonna be like "mom what was it like to be alive for the pandemic and the storming of the capitol and the attempted assassination" and im gonna just have to be like "well son i just got high and went to work"

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

1 year

im so serious why the fuck didn't any of you tell me emily dickinson smokes a blunt with wiz khalifa in the first episode of this show i thought this was gonna be like pride and prejudice wherefore art thou shit

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

4 months

chappell roan isn't doing a bit, she's just queer. ethel cain isn't doing a bit, she's just white trash. just because YOU think it's normal to co-opt/mock aesthetics associated with marginalized groups doesn't mean that everyone else is a weirdo.

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

3 months

taylor is sooo close like one album away from using cannibalism as a metaphor for intimacy

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

1 year

karlie kloss at the eras tour

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

11 months

olivia rodrigo admitting to underage drinking in the club on guts......

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

11 months

just imagine you're going through a stressful traumatic situation and taylor swift says "girl let's go to dinner looking hot and i'll listen to you vent for a few hours".......that would actually heal everything that has ever happened to me

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

3 months

"he jokes that it's heroin but this time with an e" now y'all know travis kelce didn't say that

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

3 months

how it feels to know that ttpd is the best taylor album while the general public and critics rip it to shreds

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

3 months

chloe or sam or sophia or marcus is just like.....if im bisexual......and YOURE bisexual......who's flying the plane

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

3 months

"the red set is right there" if you think that woman is touching the red set you are out of your mind

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

8 months

taylor i am begging you to ask the muna groupchat to explain communism to you

Pop Base

@PopBase

8 months

Taylor Swift talks about the the intersection of patriarchy, money, and art: “What has existed since the dawn of time? A patriarchal society. What fuels a patriarchal society? Money, flow of revenue, the economy. So actually, if we’re going to look at this in the most cynical

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

11 months

god bless mtv for the taylor cam this is like a baby sensory video

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

10 months

that woman has lost her mind

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

10 months

y'all know that barbie didn't want anything to do with ken right

best of swift ❁

@besttofswift

10 months

THIS

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

4 months

y'all realize statistically bisexual women are more likely to date a man because there are way more straight/bi men as a whole than there are sapphic women, right? not because they're lying about liking women?

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

1 year

a swiftie told me today that gaylor analysis is why she doesn't do meet n greets anymore

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@mirrorballboobs

1 year

this is not normal behavior btw

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

11 months

taylor swift was created in a lab to torture autistic people

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

3 months

WAIT IS SHE THE SMALLEST MAN WHO EVER LIVED

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@filmstylls

3 months

WELL

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

1 year

i was explaining gaylor lore to a coworker and she said i sounded like a biblical scholar the way i can just pull quotes out of thin air

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

4 months

chappell roan fans should call themselves chapphics

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

1 month

what is the significance of maroon like why does she keep playing it over and over

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

1 year

"someone's sexuality is no one else'e business" is the new "keep it in the bedroom"

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

3 months

WAIT????

Taylor Nation

@taylornation13

3 months

That's our tattooed golden retriever! #FortnightVideo #TSTTPD

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

4 months

@f0kel0re hayden's attitude about her upbringing + southern culture is extremely relatable to me. i spent a lot of my childhood wanting to "get out." when i left for college i began to appreciate certain aspects of southernness while also gaining better tools to criticize other aspects

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

8 months

no one understands me

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

1 year

hey swifties if taylor allowed the teen gay show to use seven and specifically highlight the closet line over footage of gay people kissing then it's safe to assume she doesn't care if people think she's gay :)

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

4 months

like these are just real people!!! it's not about irony!!! it's about a celebration of culture and identity that you just can't relate to!!!

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

11 months

MY DAD JUST TEXTED ME THIS???

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

1 year

i will be chasing this high for the rest of my life

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@dickinscns

1 year

KARLIE KLOSS IS LITERALLY HERE SHE IS AT THE ERAS TOUR WE JUST SAW HER WALK IN

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

8 months

"they'll break up after the superbowl" oh honey the chiefs aren't going to the superbowl

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

9 months

the only reason joe was around for six years was because he had zero public life and almost no social media presence prior to the beginning of their relationship......like travis and ratty have been documented using slurs and the worst thing joseph did before her was this

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

10 months

who is her publicist? doja cat?

Pop Base

@PopBase

10 months

Jamie Lee Curtis shows support for Israel amid the current escalation between Israel and Palestine.

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

6 months

here's a hint for y'all: she kept it a secret because it did not align with the public narrative about her life!!!

The Swift Society

@TheSwiftSociety

6 months

‼️| @TaylorSwift13 kept her new album a secret for 2 years.

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

1 year

THE RWYLM AUTHOR BEING FEET FROM KARLIE IS FUCKING CRAZY

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

3 months

NOOOOOOOOOOO

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

1 year

swifties: "it's so weird and invasive to say that taylor has been in fake/pr relationships" taylor swift:

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

3 months

and the tennis court was

Bored Swiftie

@boredswiftpolls

5 months

What are the first five words of the National Anthem?

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

1 year

the year is 2056. taylor has just released her 33rd album, titled "sappho's island of lesbians." a swiftie is in your replies telling you that the lead single, "eating pussy on the beach," was written from a lesbian's perspective but that it would be invasive to speculate.

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

3 months

oh failed coming out......

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

1 year

i am a horrible communist for saying this but taylor giving 50 mil+ in just bonuses is not insignificant. like 50 mil is a decent chunk of her net worth. i hope she continues doing shit like this to make other rich ppl look bad

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

3 months

wait the layers.....

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@hiitschappell

3 months

TAYLOR WHAT THE FUCK??????

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

3 months

wait the parallels between taylor deconstructing christianity and her own god-like image on ttpd......oh her mind.......

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

4 months

@aa_dreamgirl i just know whoever qrt'd this is bitching about me saying "white trash" and "marginalized" in the same breath but i hate to tell you poor white people are also marginalized!!!!

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

3 months

if you really believe taylor swift would write an album comparing a relationship with matty healy to a love that is religiously persecuted then i don't know what to do for you

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

6 months

swifties erasing the queerness of every historical queer person taylor references will never not make me mad holy shit

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

1 year

would actually be crazy if she opened up 8/3 surprise songs with no intro and just started with "i, i loved you in secret......"

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

4 months

"hug" they kissed on the mouth

lily🦎 ON TOUR

@AESTRONOMIES

4 months

LIV AND CHAPPELL HUG !!!

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

6 months

gaylors why are you ignoring the fact that clara bow was a known bisexual who had an affair with a well known lesbian director

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

3 months

the song titles y'all mocked ended up being the best tracks on the standard edition btw

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

9 months

"what if haylor was real?"

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

10 months

matty healy vs lucy dacus

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

1 year

tree being like "they're friends again and you WILL like it" to swifties is so fucking funny

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

1 year

OLD BEARD BREAKING HER OUT OF THE VAULT IS CRAZY

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

1 year

gaylorism has rotted my brain bc america ferrera's character was wearing an orange + pink + white patterned shirt at one point and i gasped out loud in the theater

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

1 year

all these celebrities being so open about gaylorism is making me more of a comingoutlor than ever

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

9 months

i don't have beef with travis i just can't believe we got chastised in the 1989tv prologue for having an interest in her dating life

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

9 months

if she is bi and ever wants to come out now would be the perfect time. use she/her pronouns in a song, act like everyone knew the entire time, and continue making public appearances with travis. people love a bi gal with a big himbo bf

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

3 months

wait so she really is still easter egging with clothing

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@klarolineshome

3 months

taylor giving us easter eggs in her clothing 👀

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

1 year

this was in ny mag????

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

1 year

one of my sisters coworkers went to jack's wedding and met taylor 😭😭😭 she was margaret's nanny

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

10 months

this is bettygate for gaylivias

Olivia Rodrigo Stats

@statsrodrigo

10 months

Olivia Rodrigo on why she insists on keeping secret who or what inspired her songs: “[lacy] is sort of about this mysterious feminine figure, and there's a lot of envy involved. I've seen so many girls who are like, ‘That's my older sister,’ or ‘That's my ex-best friend’ […] I

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

3 months

this line is actually really sad when you realize it's about getting caught having sex with a woman

meteor strike 🪦⚡️

@imarealtuffkid

3 months

ttpd is so fucking funny i can't stop giggling about "i'm runnin with my dress unbuttoned, screaming 'but daddy i love him'"

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

3 months

y'all: down bad? really taylor? you're 34 years old taylor: 👽🤪🛸🔥🔥🔥

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

10 months

"the NFL doesn't need PR" the nfl had a player die and get resuscitated on live tv less than a year ago

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

1 year

swifties can be mad all they want but if taylor hated her literally why tf would she go

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

8 months

i feel bad for billie but variety didn't really out her on that red carpet did they??

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

1 year

not to sound delusional but what if they HAVE recently gotten back together and they're gonna soft-launch for 1989 and hard-launch for rep tv

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@lestatdeswift

3 months

i have never seen taylor swift have that much chemistry with a man

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

10 months

i have suspected for awhile now that taylor is planning to expose homophobia/bearding in the entertainment industry. ratty, travis, and the sheer number of gaylor-related articles that have been published in the last year are just making me more sure something's up

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

11 months

from now on this is the only response we are giving hetlors/swifties

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

8 months

the answer would put a swiftie into a coma

notcoolbanana

@notcoolbanana

8 months

what’s with them and the birthday cakes?

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

6 months

i have gay explanations for every single song you are all weak

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

8 months

the polygraph machine after the first two questions:

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

3 months

y'all can't seriously think she did all this for randall from monsters inc

Stolen kisses, pretty lies

@fruitballtay

3 months

this is truly insane

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

1 year

WAIT WAIT when did we get confirmation via spotify lyrics that she's addressing the dream girl?????

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

10 months

every man involved in this conversation is going to start coughing blood in three days

Hedi 🤍

@Keptulikeanoat1

10 months

I can't believe the interviewer asked Travis's brother what base Taylor and Travis are on and Jason is like "I wish I could tell you" ?? this is really gross, I get that he was asked the question but he should've just not said anything and brushed it off.

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

11 months

i can't believe i have to say this but this tweet with a pic of squidward being arrested was a joke :/ i know other countries have lower drinking ages y'all are so fucking annoying

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

1 year

"what if she's straight though?" what if she's gay and you've spent the better part of a decade attacking queer interpretations of her art

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

1 year

ALL YHE PAST GFS ARE GOING TO HERLP HER COME OUT IM SCREAMING

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

1 year

gaylor twitter today

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

5 months

she donated her eyebrows to the idf ♥️

Okay, English major 🩷🤍🧡

@space_femalien

5 months

What is she doing in front of a vault

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

1 year

taylor coming out and then instantly fleeing the country would actually be iconic

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

11 months

teaching my mom about lover coming out theory and we are getting deep

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

1 year

just had the realization that lavender haze is about not wanting to enter into a full-on lavender marriage

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@lestatdeswift

1 year

HOW are y'all saying an album where the lead single was named CARDIGAN is a summer album you're all insane

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

3 months

@ swifties grossed out by the idea that a lot of these songs are about ratty: i have a solution for you but you're not gonna like it

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

3 months

"i keep these longings locked in lowercase inside a vault" is crazyyy

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

11 months

alreadyoutlor is a thing in the sense that everyone in the industry knows and acts like she's out. unfortunately it WILL take a statement or explicitly-worded song for the general population to acknowledge it.

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

10 months

"that's so thoughtful" whoa yeah almost like every aspect of this was very carefully planned

Taylor Swift Updates

@SwiftNYC

10 months

Travis Kelce wore a “1989 Bedroom Painting” matching set piece tonight leaving Arrowhead Stadium with Taylor Swift, very timely for #1989TaylorsVersion 🥹

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

8 months

TOE TIMELINE OBLITERATED💥 PAUL MCCARTNEY IS WILLIAM BOWERY💥 TREE PAINE ANNIHILATED DEUX MOI💥

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

1 year

i desperately need to be on this website the moment that taylor swift comes out

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kae 💫

@lestatdeswift

11 months

imagine being queer and so self-hating that you hear a song like lacy and go "i can see the sapphic interpretation but you all are ruining it by insisting it's queer".........the kids are NOT alright please go watch glee season 2

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@lestatdeswift

10 months

eras tour movie commercial directly before the travis kelce pfizer commercial......could they be any more obvious

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@lestatdeswift

1 year

big accts left and right announcing that they're gaylors......everything is going according to taylor's plan......

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@lestatdeswift

7 months

i need swifties to SERIOUSLY consider why taylor has never directly addressed gaylorism, even with a gentle "i'm straight but thanks for the enthusiasm" kind of statement. the only possible reasons are:

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