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agent of chaos | @miaheatbeat | not a reporter

Miami, FL
Joined January 2011
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Who was the greater basketballer?
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I thought he was shooting with his ass out
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Duncan Robinson is going to be even better next season (Via @MichaelYero )
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Insane video captured by @The_Crod of the winning TD by the Dolphins today
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To an incredible season @MiamiHEAT
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Heat went to the Finals and are gonna add this guy 😭
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HARDEST WORKING. BEST CONDITIONED. MOST PROFESSIONAL. UNSELFISH. TOUGHEST. MEANEST. NASTIEST TEAM IN THE NBA.
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Gabe Vincent is not an NBA player
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Heat fans acting like they not gonna lose in 5 im crying
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The Boston Celtics had Max Strus and released him The Miami Heat had Max Strus and helped him earn a $64 million contract That’s it. That’s the tweet.
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No rings at 33 2-5 record in the finals all-time Only 18.2 PPG for his career 32% from 3 5-10 record in elimination games 58-57 record in the playoffs Scored less than 15 points 30 times in the playoffs Blew a 2-0 lead after winning the first 2 road games Bricks big shots
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1 year
The Bucks took 28 more free throws last night. I had to spend 5 games watching Khris Middleton push off defenders every time he would try to drive. Cry some more.
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Don’t worry, Jimmy wasn’t called for this blatant push off.
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1 year
Good morning
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They were really posting this before the game tonight. Smh
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Boston gonna beat Miami now .. it’s over!😂
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Bam Adebayo was the Heat's leading scorer in the NBA Finals while facing a generational talent on the defensive end and he's 25 years old
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It’ll be forgotten by most, but Bam Adebayo answered all the questions that were being asked about him in these Finals
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3 months
Bams answer 🫠
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Reporter: “Is there one player that you’re most excited to get to play with?” Steph Curry: “[LeBron James].” Devin Booker: “Steph." Anthony Edwards: “Kevin Durant.” Anthony Davis: “Steph.” (via @houseofhighligh / TT)
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4 years
Good morning
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1 year
The Blazers were gonna end up with Lowry, Duncan, Jovic, JJJ, Ben Simmons, 3 firsts, 2 swaps with Herro being rerouted somewhere else and the Blazers still said no Heat were ready to add Caleb and they never got the chance I'm sorry, this is the funniest shit I've ever seen
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The Blazers could've had young assets that fit the timeline of a rebuild from EITHER the Heat or the Raptors, and they settled on a 33 year old point guard and a 1st round pick Generational hating
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Damian Lillard is a Heat
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1 year
The Heat have caused long term psychological damage to Celtics fans Pray for them
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“I just don’t know if the Miami Heat are actually going to be better than the Celtics or the Bucks next year in the eastern conference even with Damian Lillard.” - @KevinOConnorNBA (Via @FanDuelTV )
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It’s still Heat in 6
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11 months
The Miami Heat do not play basketball today
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1 year
Through 2 games in the NBA Finals, Jimmy Butler has only sat for 15 minutes The Heat in those minutes: 128.6 ORTG 75.9 DRTG +52.7 NET
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4 years
Heat have a guy in Jimmy Butler that for the next few seasons can win you 2 Finals games against basically anybody They just need to improve/acquire enough to win those other 2 This team is winning a title by 2022
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The Miami Heat, who are up 2-0 in the Eastern Conference Finals, are a 3 point UNDERDOG at home for Game 3 in the building they have not lost in all playoffs
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Blazers really told Dame to go fuck himself Amazing stuff
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1 year
Max Strus is not going to go 0-10 from the field again Spo basically has to give Highsmith more minutes after tonight’s performance I suspect the Heat won’t allow themselves to only get 2 free throws again Feeling as good as can be after a double digit loss
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In their 20s: Dwyane > Jimmy In their 30s: Jimmy > Dwyane Feels like the fairest way to have this conversation
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5 months
Eric Reid really said “The Curse of Scalabrini” live on air as Celtics fans were walking out of the arena while the game was still going on Appreciate this absolute legend while we have him
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1 year
Oh yeah this was a fun moment that absolutely made sense
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1 year
A rare instance where the Heat challenged this Jaylen Brown score and won, but the officials scored the basket anyways saying no fouls either way.
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1 year
Three franchises had culture that was so fucking ASS that they willingly let Jimmy Butler leave lmfao
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4 years
Shoutout to Kelly Olynyk I know a lot of the fanbase is happy, but he was real contributor here for years
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1 year
6 weeks ago when he was actually healthy lol
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Jimmy Butler is a star…not a superstar
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5 years
Kendrick Nunn currently leads all rookies in the following categories: - Points - Field Goals Made - 3-Pointers Made - Steals - Overall Plus-Minus - Win Shares
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The Miami Heat play basketball today
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OG Anunoby, on an expiring deal, is more valuable than Tyler Herro with 4 years of control Got it
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FUCK THE STATUE OF LIBERTY FUCK PENN STATION FUCK SBARROS FUCK SPIKE LEE PLAY PEPAS
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6 months
Spo is such a psycho I love him
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Chance to play a Doc Rivers led 2nd seed
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Josh Hart is a clown that’s going out of his way to hurt Jimmy Keep gassing him up tho Glorified Lance Stephenson
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1 year
Heat should not get involved for Jrue purely out of principle I would never pick up the phone again for the individuals in that front office
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4 years
Feels like a good time to remind everyone that publix brand frijoles are like 25% cheaper than Goya
@igorvolsky
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The CEO of @GoyaFoods is at a White House event saying we're "blessed to have a leader" like Trump. Make your shopping decisions accordingly.
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There is 0 chance he wants to come to the Heat lol
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NBA executives see Heat, Nets, Trail Blazers, Celtics, Knicks and Pacers as potential destinations for Karl-Anthony Towns:
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Butler vs Siakam PPG: Siakam RPG: Siakam APG: Butler SPG: Butler BPG: Siakam TOPG: Butler Fouls PG: Butler TS%: Butler PER: Butler WS: Butler WS/48: Butler BPM: Butler PIPM: Butler RPM: Butler Butler gets snubbed out of a deserved starting spot
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2020 East All-Star starters: Atlanta’s Trae Young Boston’s Kemba Walker Toronto's Pascal Siakam Milwaukee’s Giannis Antetokounmpo (captain) Philadlephia’s Joel Embiid
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An absolute legend
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I don’t want to hear a single thing about “oh this guy didn’t box out” Jimmy and Bam laid a fucking egg for 3 quarters in game 6 of the ECF
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The greatest 3rd quarter in Heat history 45 points In the Garden But guess what?
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2 years
Jimmy Butler is the only player in the NBA to lead his team to 2 conference finals in the last 3 years, but yes he is the 17th best player lol
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4 years
If the Heat win the title, Jimmy Butler is the greatest player in the NBA. Sorry, I don't make the rules.
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4 years
Jimmy Butler. Team Cancer. Wants to be the man. WINNER
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3 years
League sources confirm to @miaheatbeat that the Heat are sending Goran Dragic, Precious Achiuwa, and a future 2nd round pick in the sign and trade deal for Kyle Lowry
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2 years
Kendrick Perkins really said Doc Rivers was gonna outcoach Spo Please be sure to remind him of that every time he tries starting with the Miami Goons fake love shit
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Refs have now generated 6 points out of thin air for the Knicks lmao FOSTERRRRRRRR
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Heat can beat any team in the league when Jimmy, Bam, and Goran are all at full strength it is known
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The Miami Heat are getting Damian Lillard
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2 years
Meanwhile on Instagram
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Just take a moment here and look at the fans in the background What an atmosphere
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One of the greatest matchups of our generation lace them up again tonight Giannis Antetokounmpo vs Caleb Martin
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Look at how he's walking around two weeks later. What he's able to accomplish when his body isn't right is absolutely mind-blowing.
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Heat star Jimmy Butler arrives to the Design District at a pop up location for his Big Face Coffee. He’ll be serving fans and coffee lovers for the next hour+ here at 40th and 1st.
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Salute to Jimmy Butler and Gabe Vincent for playing through injuries I would imagine they would not play through if the stakes weren’t this high Better not see a single word of slander towards them
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4 years
Good morning
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Dame: I wanna play in Miami Twitter Servers:
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No title, just embarrassment. No Beal. No Dame. And now Boston gets Porzingis out of no where while losing nothing Tough week for Heat fans
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Oh no Nuggets fans are realizing the Heat are in fact not the same inept and poorly coached franchises they faced earlier in the playoffs
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Scott Foster Hurt Roster Red Lobster It don’t matter Heat in 6
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I’m sorry the mayor being the first one to call them out publicly is kinda hilarious
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A’ja Wilson supporting Bam getting keys to the city 🔥 (via @WillManso )
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@TermineRadio This you?
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Anonymous NBA scout on Heat Culture
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Jimmy Butler is the first player since Jerry West in 1969 to score 40+ Points, 10+ Rebounds, and 10+ Assists in the NBA Finals In his first season with the Heat You gotta love it
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“Boston isn’t Milwaukee or New York” The Bucks were the betting favorite to win the title when the playoffs started what the hell is this 😭
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💀💀💀💀💀
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Don't ever compare Jayson to Jimmy again They are not equals
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The fact that The Process resulted in 4 years of some of the most unwatchable basketball in history The fact that the results from The Process yielded a core that will never reach a conference finals The fact that The Process began a decade ago and the Heat made 4 ECFs since
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Nobody in playoff history has ever had 47 points, 9 rebounds, 8 assists, 4 steals while shooting 50%+ from the field And he did it with 1 turnover Jimmy Fucking Butler
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Can you imagine Duncan Robinson in an offense where he’s left wide open? 😭
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Udonis Haslem has 3x more titles than Paul Pierce and did it without shitting himself on national TV
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Stephen Jackson says UD’s jersey getting retired is earned not given. Paul Pierce replies with “this one given bro”
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Even if they lose another game, the Heat have already won.
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"Front office executives around the league believe the Heat have become the league’s top destination for the next star with a wandering eye." - @KevinOConnorNBA
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The Miami Heat do not play basketball today
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Heat tickets are in such high demand that they’ve become extremely expensive in the lower bowl, so the people that own the tickets are rich people (don’t care about showing up every game) and socialites (who go hang in the premium bars or the literal club in the arena). Simple.
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"I'm just a little disappointed in the fanbase of the Miami Heat. Too many open seats." "That's not a great fanbase at all. It hasn't been. They're frontrunners. They're frontrunners." Kendrick Perkins and Michael Wilbon calling out the Miami fans.
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I hope everyone is prepared to welcome the new chosen one @raf_tyler into their hearts Herro is currently averaging 15 PPG while shooting 45% FG, 40% 3FG, and 80% FT line The only other players to ever do that in their age-21 or under season: - Kevin Durant - Stephen Curry
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4 years
Kuzma's best game in the entire playoffs was 18 PTS, 2 REB, and 2 AST and you have the AUDACITY to rank him ahead of Tyler Herro? Embarrassing.
@CBSSportsNBA
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Lakers vs. Heat: Ranking the 20 most impactful players in the 2020 NBA Finals By: @therealmikekb
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Spider-man: Homecoming was a lot of fun. Tom Holland really makes you believe you're watching a 15 year old super hero find himself.
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We need this guy tonight
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Knicks are so undisciplined it’s hilarious The real story here is this would’ve been a sweep if Josh Hart didn’t slide tackle Jimmys foot while trying to flop
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There is no more secure bet in this life than going against any prediction PP makes
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Paul Pierce says the Miami Heat will NOT make the playoffs this year (via “The Jump”)
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Unfinished Business
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There would be nothing more perfect than the Heat never losing on this court after the whole country was laughing at it a couple weeks ago
@fastbreakbreak
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the heat are undefeated since they whipped out a court that spelled out how much harder they work than their opponents
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We miss you too @DwyaneWade
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Hey remember when sad fan bases were trolling the Heat yesterday for losing Gabe Vincent and Max Strus? Yeah the best offensive player in the league just demanded a trade to that same team sluts
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I don’t expect non-Heat fans to understand why Udonis Haslem deserves a statue more than LeBron James, but it is what it is
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You thought it was cool when Pat Riley got Jimmy Butler for Josh Richardson? Wait till you see him get Joel Embiid for a pair of splash crackers
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I need that clip of Jimmys reaction to Williams initial taunt Celtics are so fucked holy shit lmfao
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It is very funny that the Top 2 players in the NBA in the regular season in Win Shares per 48 minutes are both in the Finals and neither of them made All-NBA First Team
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JJ gave the Heat something they definitely wouldn't have gotten from KO last night
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This might be my favorite Heat team of all-time there I said it
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Jovic looks like he belongs out there, but he’s had a lot of moments that remind us he’s 20 years old
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4 years
Duncan Robinson has become the 3rd player in NBA Playoffs history 26 or younger to shoot 40%+ from 3 on at least 7 3PA per game while reaching the NBA Finals The other two were Steph Curry (2015) and Klay Thompson (2016)
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Bam Adebayo had back to back massive performances on the road in the NBA Finals while dealing with the 2-time MVP he’s squaring off against and they’re going back home 1-1
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@KennySpenceNBA Sitting there in the stands watching them celebrate on our court in 2011 the only thing that helped me rationalize that loss is knowing that at least Dirk had his title cause he flat deserved it
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Soon
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Tyler Herro scores 15+ points in every game this series The only players in the last 20 years to score 15+ points 4 straight times in their rookie season: Jayson Tatum Ben Simmons Donovan Mitchell Dwyane Wade
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