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2020 Survivor. Digital Marketer •||• Former HeadBoy at Blantyre Girls Primary School.📚 Mombera University Alumni 🎓 •||• I build Twitter accounts.

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Young Dave Chappelle effortlessly did stand up while sitting down, mad genius.
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Offset: *cheats publicly for months* Cardi B: *breaks up with him* Offset:
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@AlanRMacLeod The World :
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Suwedi playing with Ameer for the last time after the DNA test.
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@mrwtffacts They're now in Britain right?
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Dude just walk.
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‘Snow Owls’ is the only bird that can fly only at a 0.5cm height, and maintain this height! #MythAndFact
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Coldest picture of the tournament. #TeamMalawi #MALZIM
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When you tap your pockets while walking in Limbe and you can't feel your phone.
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Opened a shop the other day. Scratched it off my to-do list.
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Sorry to interrupt your scrolling but, I hope life gets better for you bro.
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Mark Zuckerberg right now.
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"Bro sitibwelenso Fada sianawone kuti pali turn"
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Me staring at the ATM after finishing using it to make sure that mf go back to the home screen.
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Those with WhatsApp bundle only, right now :
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"Pali turn Pali turn "
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How it started vs How it is now.
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Twitter Malawi returning from the twar with Zimbabwe.🇲🇼🇲🇼🇲🇼 #MALZIM
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Mfumu ya Alomwe atamupeza Millionaire pa sitting room ya kwao.
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A lesbian couple asked me for directions, I told them to go straight.
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Is it just me or does this elephant look tyred?
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Our gems 💎🇲🇼🇲🇼🇲🇼🇲🇼🇲🇼 Let's balance the likes and retweets. Let's goooooooooo!!!!!! #MwaiKumwenda #GabaDiaries
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A young kid spotted in Harare streets going to buy a bottle of Coke. #MALZIM
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This hun was tweeting about her boyfriend all the time pano kuli zii
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CIAO. In person.
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Kuteloko kuvala suit ngati envelope kuja kunali kokasaka gist?
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Give us Bayern next 😂 🇲🇼🇲🇼🇲🇼🇲🇼🇲🇼🇲🇼🇲🇼🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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#ThingsICanNoLongerDo sneezing without everyone looking at me like.
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Aemond Targaryen : "We will just scare the kid" Vhagar :
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Ticket yosafa ngati nkhumba yaku Mulanje.
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- : "Pemphero can we take a pi..." Pemphero : "Ayi sinansambe"
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Ujayu anabisa nkhope ya mwamuna mwakwiya, uyu waonesa nkhope mukumunenanso kuti mwamuna ndiokwatila. Mwaona kulakwisa kwanu? 😂
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Yesterday I almost found a cure to Covid-19, but I run out of bundle. #DataMustFall #ReduceDataCost
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😫
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When the buyer keeps greeting his friends at the bar.
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😫😂
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Calendar is updated.
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Mans really dressed to kill he had to use a suicide rope as a tie. 🙌
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I got my balloons +1.
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How it started like. How it's going like.
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@Cellular_ZA @DemobreyPilDash 💜
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Boy's after a couple of shots : "You're my nigga bro, when I make it I'm never leaving you alone"
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Charles Thom mkazi ali naye kale, behave. Ikufunika ndi plot ija.😅 #TeamMalawi
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"Waona pomwe unalakwisa, busy kumanga TwitterMW malo momanga banja lolimba"
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No one : Absolutely no one : LUANAR Students making presentations :
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Anthu ndiovuta.
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In case you missed it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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"So...... can me and the boys go to LiFest?"
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Biggy mwayesa kusuntha aerial?
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My laptop does this, what can be the problem???
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Malawian girls looking at that Malawian Girls thread.
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🍻 to us who gym or jog for a day and then take a break for months.
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*Mr Chisale you're free to go now* Chisale : You've to swear this time your honor.
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Charles Thom can save a PDF in a calculator. #TeamMalawi
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Ka chingwe ka mu chinangwa kaja wasn't necessary.
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Knew I've seen that so called married man somewhere.
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@goal When was Neymar's prime?
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Lmao itsanono.
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Piyooh🇲🇼 and 72 others
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Kunseliku kuli zotele
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My girl should get ready, pali chi tv pa roundabout yapa HHI.
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And she said yes :- Tonderai Banda wafunsila banja Tahera ndipo mwanakazi walola. Congratulations 🎉
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These two.
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Ana amaskini in Limbe: "a Gee, tigayileni 2 pin" Me : "Ndili ndi 500" The youngest one of the 7, with red eyes and a knife : "Tati 2 pin a Gee" Ine udolo onse waku Ndirande balala.
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Someone : Breathes Martse :
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MARTSE FOUNDATION
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Sukunamadi
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But hotels in Llz also. 🙌🏾🤣
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Zimbabwe national team, The Warriors midfielder, Rice Cooker Musona aged 19. #MALZIM
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Koma akulu akulu stake yomwe anayika Mia mukuyidziwa inu? 😂
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"aPhiri lowani mukamenye ku 7, koma mudziwe kuti mwalowa chifukwa anthu apa Twitter anapanga retweet"
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When the iPhone you bought in Limbe has a memory card slot.
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Seeing Malawi Seeing Malawi Gin for the first Gin for the 567th time. time.
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Thanks for the drinks, basi boyfriend wanga waapeza mafuta tikupita.
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He knows his friends or he knows you. Thin line.
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My man is mad at me because one of his friends said ndimatha kucheza😭
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Mphatso Machira won 4K, but he was later killed coz of Leticia, not the money. FEAR WOMEN!
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De Gea everytime Tottenham attacks. #MUNTOT
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You've never met a Zimbabwean.
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No one became a Billionaire through a Salary.
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Mozisi.
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Kudya this, ukudikila msima kuti iphye.
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Bola kudya izi than kudya nsima amwene.👉👉👉😩😩😩😩😩.
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: How much is Versace men's perfume? - : "K75,000" : Basi ndipaseni AXE GOLD ndi Roll On wa Nivea.
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Kenako Pemphero aziti tisonkhe ndalama zoti mubweleko.
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#Breaking In less than an hour, an Israeli Airbus A321-251 landed at Kamuzu International Airport. Kamuzu International Airport officials who have spoken to us on condition of anonymity say the flight landed at 1.42 PM and will leave around midnight.
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"Nena kuti ndiiwe Vixenia".
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This and That. 🙏🏾
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ya momma hoe ‼️
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please brag about something you did in 2023 .
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Disadvantages of dating you?
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"I need to save "You only live money" once"
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Me in public. My headphones.
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Cholinga.
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Gangster☠️
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Eti bwa? 🙌🏾
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They didn't believe in us, Gin Did.
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When you're walking in Limbe and for a second you can't feel your phone in your pocket.
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@MrHandsome_ZA @DemobreyPilDash
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How did you find out that your friend is from a rich family?
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Every 2 minutes in Peaky Blinders :
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This other guy driving a Ford Raptor, thought akunditenga lift, wandilipilitsa K500. Okay asxe.
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Not in a row, but just the total.
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25 days sober. 🙏🏾
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When you already high as fuck and you see your friend rolling 5 more joints.
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Goals in September Mbulu 1. Messi 0 We know our goat. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🇲🇼
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Hello veya, with all the shows happening this December, come January the central and southern region should expect
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First of many online certificates I want to get this year.😫 This was hard.
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