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Bethy Squires

@BethyBSQU

7 months

buy girl zine

Bethy Squires

@BethyBSQU

7 months

hey! i have a zine for sale, called GIRL ZINE, about "girlie" as a genderless counterculture. there's a certain amount of taylor swift talk in there. for people who maybe hate her music, here's a thread of taylor songs and which metal songs give me the same feeling

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11 months

they're THIS close to cracking the zodiac case

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11 months

Lady Gaga and were spotted leaving a restaurant in LA. It was reportedly a 4-hour dinner and they were both holding large folders.

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3 years

This picture should replace that one stock photo of the guy turning his head

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1 year

The comfort and the care I feel knowing Disneyland puts their tallest skinniest gay in clarabelle cow

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1 year

The drink of the summer is a dirty martini and a side of mashed potatoes

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3 years

Women really can have it all (bisexual, ibs, adhd)

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7 months

😎

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7 months

Who is even the “big 3?”

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3 months

sceenplay going well

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2 years

Cannes 2022

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2 years

In honor of Florence Pugh’s 27th birthday, tell us your favorite performance from the actress! 🍿

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8 months

@steph_mcca had i known you were on mushrooms, i wouldn't have started that "ego death! ego death!" chant as you were bashing your own face in

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Bethy Squires

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3 years

when a bird gets inside

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3 years

See you tomorrow!

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6 years

The Red Sox are doing so well in LA, you’d think they went to Emerson

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2 years

The Disgusting Brothers

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Bethy Squires

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3 years

Just watched a TikTok that called jazz “hey Arnold music” 👻 👻👻

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Bethy Squires

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4 months

Senate Democrats

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🎼H-O-T-T-O-V-O-T-E!

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1 year

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1 year

A man is dead and you’re serving cunt?

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Bethy Squires

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8 months

He was at the grove with my mom watching madame web right before she was arrested

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8 months

Holy shit I’m not even joking… someone got arrested in my screening of MADAME WEB at The Grove just now. Like they stopped the movie right at the end, turned the house lights up… the entire audience was like what the fuck is happening? And cops came in guns blazing.

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1 year

@kathbarbadoro Really forward thinking and diverse of them to let one be a brunette

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Bethy Squires

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3 years

because apple won't let villains use their products on tv shows

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3 years

WHY DOES CARRIE HAVE A BLACKBEERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Bethy Squires

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7 months

i think about this picture at least once a day

Hauntcast: The Fright

@PodcastTheRide

7 months

Bucca di Peppo: where the stars dine!

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Bethy Squires

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8 months

anyone who thinks the crime at the heart of 'anatomy of a fall' is supposed to remain a mystery is a SUCKER because i solved it, using the sims 4 (cc: @vulture )

Anatomy of a Fall’s Ending, Explained (Using The Sims 4)

Oh, the ending of the movie is supposed to be “ambiguous”? Grow up!

www.vulture.com

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Bethy Squires

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3 years

ikea has gone too far with the straight passing privilege loveseat

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Bethy Squires

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6 years

"How was your weekend?"

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3 years

did it hurt? when you monetized your hobby?

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Bethy Squires

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7 months

Have you or your loved one been injured in a speeder accident

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7 months

HELP I DIDN'T KNOW THIS PHOTO EXISTED😭

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3 years

Lance Reddick

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3 years

If you could cast Mr Freeze in Matt Reeves Batman Universe, who would be your pick?

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Bethy Squires

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3 years

That sound you hear? It’s all of Los Angeles eating soup for lunch

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Bethy Squires

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3 years

regret to inform everyone that i am making cut and paste poetry again this one is all bella hadid quotes

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Bethy Squires

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4 months

it must be said once more: sluggo is lit

Nancy Comics by Ernie Bushmiller

@JohnnyCallicutt

4 months

The Best Of Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 20,1955

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Bethy Squires

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1 year

Do you have any idea how much the swifties would pollute when they broke up??

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1 year

Olivia Wilde shares tweet about Taylor Swift on her Instagram story: “I wish Taylor Swift was in love with a climate scientist”

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Bethy Squires

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2 years

@IanKarmel Shameful plug

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4 months

@yuckybangs this is the closest i've come to sending a d**th thr**t

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Bethy Squires

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5 years

Terrace House perpetrates an unrealistic fantasy of young people making plans to hang out then actually following through with them

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Bethy Squires

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4 years

it's almost like a media narrative has been sculpted around martyrdom being a necessary and inevitable step in civil rights, when in reality it's just decades of the state killing people

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Bethy Squires

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7 months

when the divorce is amicable and the new partners get along

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7 months

Julianne Moore, Tilda Swinton, Pedro Almodóvar and Dua Lipa in newly shared photo.

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Bethy Squires

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2 years

is the girls rewatch nominated

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Bethy Squires

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1 year

How can anyone hate Las Vegas

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Bethy Squires

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3 years

In honor of the horny EW cover, I crafted a poem out of all the weird lies Robert Pattinson has told in interviews

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Bethy Squires

@BethyBSQU

3 years

going to hell for this lede

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3 years

From “I am weed” to “I am wed.”

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Bethy Squires

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9 months

the bear is a drama and succession is a comedy, so it's kind of a wash that they win each other's awards

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Bethy Squires

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8 months

sry margot robbie there's a new single tear in town

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Bethy Squires

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5 months

Nothings ever gonna top the day we all thought he was gonna d*e, I’m afraid

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Bethy Squires

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3 years

Who do we think is the *most* international woman?

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Bethy Squires

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2 years

i don't have time to explain how the Queen's death led to me learning that jay leno has been voicing a character in the mickey mouse cartoons for years, but it did

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Bethy Squires

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3 years

uhhhhh does anyone want a darth maul rug if the person who commissioned it ghosts me lol

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Bethy Squires

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1 year

He was at the club, getting ppl to stop smoking deathsticks

#UnwhitewashTBB

@Clonehub7567

1 year

I can't stop thinking about this. He should've been at the club

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Bethy Squires

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6 years

when people ask me what i do for a living

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Bethy Squires

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2 years

Ruining everyone’s World Cup experience by saying “oooh the girlies are fighting” every time a player argues w a ref

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Bethy Squires

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5 years

Not to brag, but LA has really fat raccoons

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1 year

if you want to see more cunty cow

The Star of Pride 2023? Clarabelle Cow

She stays winning (in a throuple with Goofy and Horace Horsecollar)!

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Bethy Squires

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5 years

@nataliesurely @Gabby_Hoffman Mmmm that’s the first problem with the tweet but the funniest is that valid criticism is a “damper on the mood,” and that is tantamount to crime

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Bethy Squires

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7 years

I just published “Alamo Drafthouse Apologizes for Starting Manpocalypse With Women-Only Screening”

Alamo Drafthouse Apologizes for Starting Manpocalypse With Women-Only Screening

DISCLAIMER: This is satire. This is fiction. This is not actually the Alamo Drafthouse writing this. C’mon.

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Bethy Squires

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1 year

This guy was giving out ice cream at WB yesterday. When I asked why, he said “when they said they wanted to starve them out, we knew we had to feed them.”

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Bethy Squires

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6 years

@nenbeast @jpbrammer Started as a halloween costume but has worked its way into the heavy rotation

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Bethy Squires

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4 years

Vulture let me write my magnum opus, ranking every episode of the best TV show in christendom

Every Big Fat Quiz, Ranked

Americans, it is time for you to adopt a new Christmas tradition: watching British comedians make fun of Jimmy Carr.

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Bethy Squires

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4 years

Yesterday I delivered my 10th commissioned rug. Making these bad boys has been a salvation during quar. And sometimes, my only source of income. Thanks to everyone who has helped me monetize a hobby and btw COMMISSIONS ARE STILL OPEN COME GET A RUG

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Bethy Squires

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2 years

i (kinda) got to write a drink trend piece about @JustinMcElroy 's red wine and white claw spritzer

Vulture

@vulture

2 years

Stiff competition from the dirty tequila martini, a mojito resurgence, and the Dirty Shirley

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Bethy Squires

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3 years

Watching ratatouille and coming to the harsh realization that, best case scenario, linguini’s head would be covered in rat piss

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Bethy Squires

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3 years

haha oops did another cut and paste poem! this one is lady gaga, but just things she said on the HOUSE OF GUCCI press tour

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Bethy Squires

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6 years

There are no 4 words more beautiful in the English language than “jazz vocalist Seth McFarlane”

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Bethy Squires

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4 years

@acekatana @AP A whoopsiedoodle with tragic consequences

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2 years

@ben_rosen I imagine this flounder saying that

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Bethy Squires

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3 years

@BilgeEbiri @FutureHasbeen notably the e-trade baby is back

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Bethy Squires

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2 years

babe you know there are more unacceptable things you could say because you aren't saying them

Variety

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“You can’t predict what will be offensive in the future,” Gervais says. “You don’t know who the dominant mob will be. The worst thing you can say today is, ‘Women don’t have penises,’ right?"

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Bethy Squires

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1 year

@omgchomp @kathbarbadoro There’s an intelligence in her eyes that until now I’ve only seen in the velociraptors in Jurassic park

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Bethy Squires

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3 years

The Story of Late Night, aka that documentary i cut my own bangs for, is on HBO Max now!

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Bethy Squires

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4 years

LA bars are opening up with 12 hours notice, yet the street vendors need time to like...learn what masks are? @MayorOfLA if there's an explanation for this double standard that isn't racist and classist as hell i'm alllllll ears

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Bethy Squires

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7 years

Weird that the people who believe in hell are doing the most to go there.

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2 years

@adamconover shrek?

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1 year

I wonder what happened to this neon sign

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Bethy Squires

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3 years

sorry im proud of being an idiot and writing this

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3 years

@merrittk what if they're both kinsey 5's killing time

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Bethy Squires

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2 years

Yet another test this movie fails smdh

Is there a cat in this movie?

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2 years

Fire Island (2022): No

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Bethy Squires

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4 years

just sharing this again

SNL Cast, Past and Present, Sings a Tribute to Hal Willner

The show’s longtime music producer died on April 7 after experiencing symptoms consistent with the coronavirus.

www.vulture.com

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Bethy Squires

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2 years

@WrittenByHanna Sigh, joss whedon

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Bethy Squires

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3 years

"how dare you humanize drug users! we need to put them in jail making bras and inflating police budgets"

Pop Crave

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3 years

D.A.R.E. slams HBO's #Euphoria for “glorifying” drug use and addiction among teenagers. 🔗:

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Bethy Squires

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2 years

When will kiss die

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Bethy Squires

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6 months

Congrats to Mary Kate so happy you found love again

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6 months

the wedding i went to last night had an open bar with free cigs 🥰

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Bethy Squires

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4 years

we are truly living in a sims expansion pack

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Bethy Squires

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6 years

Beto 2020

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Bethy Squires

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8 years

My only problem with #tacotrucksoneverycorner is the truck part. Some of them should be taco carts, cuz fossil fuels and such.

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Bethy Squires

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4 years

Turns out the scariest 4 words are “work zoom Halloween party”

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3 years

The dealer that makes you hang out first and his super intimidating gf who’s like in law school

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Bethy Squires

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1 year

apologies but i just saw this picture of debi mazar and now i have to make it my entire personality

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Bethy Squires

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3 years

“No ethical consumption under capitalism” means you can enjoy the fountain at the Americana if (and only if) you actively campaign against Caruso’s mayoral run