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5 years

Lol. Metallica gave $750,000.

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Make no mistake, this is how Bernie would’ve shown up to his own inauguration as well.

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Morning coffee is for fuel but afternoon coffee is for the love of the game.

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6 years

First they came for Roseanne and I was like "Hell yeah." Then they came for Bill Maher and I was like "Holy shit. Is it my birthday?"

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At a barbecue asking for a hot dog *and* a burger.

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4 years

Making small talk after the pandemic

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The two types of quarantine haircut.

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2 years

Has anyone tried calling Kyrsten Sinema "Etsy DeVos"?

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2 years

*crying and dabbing a grilled cheese on the Van Gogh*

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6 months

Explaining to Animal Control that the dog who bit me is a good boy.

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8 years

It's obvious email isn't secure. The only truly private communication is stuff you say towards the end of a very long podcast.

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3 years

B-52s “Rock Lobster” (1978)

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4 years

Ernie, no!

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"They're eating the dogs!" —me every 4th of July

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3 years

Everyone: *making plans* Covid:

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4 years

Would pay good money for a Katie Porter humiliates millionaires OnlyFans.

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Oh my god, Katie Porter.

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10 months

Imagine running home after school to drink Mountain Dew and play this for six hours.

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4 years

The nunchuck bear has signed with CAA.

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3 months

Finally, someone who might’ve seen Hüsker Dü live in the White House.

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7 years

When the Queer Eye guys check out your wardrobe.

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4 years

Jay Leno is defending Ellen as a ploy. The second she lets her guard down he will takeover as the host of Ellen.

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5 years

Ken Burns watching Civil War 2 heat up.

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8 years

He has "not getting booed by thousands of people" scheduled for the same time.

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White House has announced due to scheduling conflict, President Donald Trump will not be throwing out 1st pitch at Nats opener on Monday.

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5 years

When I’m not wearing my glasses and I see an inflatable dancing man outside a gas station.

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4 years

When the Goldfish crackers haven’t been flavor blasted.

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7 years

Always thought we'd have a woman president before we had a woman Colonel Sanders tbh.

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5 years

Crazy to see how the Joker has evolved over the years.

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2 years

The lunchroom’s not gonna know what hit ‘em when my niece pulls out her Tár lunchbox.

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2 years

@historyinmemes No expiration date on it, so it’s still good.

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7 years

This James Comey news is just a distraction from the fact that Bow Wow doesn't have a private plane.

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7 years

*goes on Shark Tank* Can I just borrow some money?

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2 years

When I’m playing Rollercoaster Tycoon and it’s going badly.

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8 years

Sasha Obama secretly tweets and ghostwrote the last three Drake albums.

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6 years

Putting "God Only Knows" in the Toy Story 4 trailer is emotional terrorism.

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4 years

Imagine having a frontman as great as David Lee Roth but the guitarist is so original that the band gets named after him instead?

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5 years

This video of adults watching a video game trailer is the opposite of that “Old Town Road” performance for kids.

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5 years

If we found out the Faceapp gave you cancer people would still be like "ooh what do I look like as an old person with cancer?"

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5 years

*Young Sheldon writer’s seeing Baby Yoda*

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3 years

Sorry to get political but: Less Taliban. More Balaban.

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10 months

Wish Don Pardo was still alive to drop the whole list SNL opening style.

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4 years

If the U.S. bans TikTok they have to bring back Vine. It’s in the Constitution.

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4 years

FYI I love Bernie. This is a celebration of normal human behavior.

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6 years

This is the worst Improv Everywhere yet.

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7 years

Wanna feel old? This is the Polyphonic Spree now.

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@Wangleberry This one:

Yorgo to the Lanthipolls

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"Anybody here named Jeff?" Jeff: "Yes" Geoff: "Yeos"

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2 years

Kyrsten Sinema is like “I’m not a democrat or a republican, I’m annoying.”

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4 years

Bankruptcy may be good for the Chuck E. Cheese Band. Give them a chance to explore their sound and get experimental.

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10 years

We're all drunk with powerlessness.

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3 months

Ok Timotheé Chalamet is incredibly good in this clip from the Bob Dylan biopic:

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8 years

@realDonaldTrump Show us your taxes and clear some of this up. Then you can drink all the piss you want.

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8 years

@sasoderl So does @realDonaldTrump . Fattest president since Taft, bro.

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1 year

Barry finale:

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2 years

When you wake up from a 20 minute nap and now it’s dark.

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5 years

Wanna feel old? This is Billy Eichner now. 😔

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4 years

Yeah, I listen to Emo.

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8 years

"And you may find yourself in a beautiful house With a beautiful wife And you may ask yourself, well How did I get here?"

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5 years

Great podcast format.

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Antigay megachurch pastor caught on tape talking about all the gay sex he’s had -

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CONTROVERSIAL OPINION: I don't think one little bar fight should keep us from putting Cardi B on the Supreme Court.

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@realDonaldTrump @SecretaryAcosta @USDOL "...THANKS OBAMA."

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8 years

Melania Trump's official White House photograph was taken on the set of Celine Dion's "It's All Coming Back To Me" video.

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8 years

@KellyannePolls What about when the "uninformed chatter" is coming from INSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE?!?! 📞👻

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4 years

Annual reminder that the sleigh bells on "I Wanna Be Your Dog" make it a perfect addition to your holiday playlist.

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8 years

Chuck Berry reviews punk songs.

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4 years

Banksy’s really phoning it in.

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5 years

Tool waited 13 years to put out an album, then called their graphic designer for a cover yesterday at 4:30pm.

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9 years

Ben Carson seems like the kind of guy who would feed a toucan Fruit Loops cause he saw it on the TV.

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8 years

@realDonaldTrump Inflammatory.

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2 years

This dude looks like he’s about to guide you through the Labyrinth.

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4 years

If I knew it would be the most fun I’d have in three months, I would’ve waited to fill out the Census.

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7 months

Oh no, Meg White went to the beach from M. Night Shyamalan’s Old.

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4 years

Donald Trump leaving his supporters stranded in every swing state is Andy Kaufman level performance art.

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Trump has finished and left, but there’s thousands of supporters who have been let loose into the night with no sign of the shuttles they’ve been told will take them back to parking. People are filling the street, blocking the road for ambulances and police.

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6 years

Maybe next season the role of Roseanne can be played by Christopher Plummer

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5 years

Buttigieg has resting Magic the Gathering face.

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5 years

@rudy_mustang Very disappointing move from the most fuckable sandal on the market.

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7 years

@LindseyGrahamSC 2 scared to @ the prez.

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I’m gonna need at least as many reaction shots of Tim Robinson and Sam Richardson during the Lions game as we got of Taylor during the Chiefs game.

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5 years

The first question in the first democratic primary debate has to be “Do you wash your legs in the shower?”

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4 years

Lol the NYPD’s first ever presidential endorsement meant nothing. 😂😂😂

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5 months

When your friend invites you over to their shitty house

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6 months

Say what you will about Timothée playing Bob Dylan, but this hat looks equally stupid on both these guys.

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4 years

Louie’s new stage name isn’t fooling anyone.

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4 years

As far as job titles go “CEO of CrossFit” is just a few steps removed from “Lord of the Dance.”

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3 years

I call my mouth “America’s Hot Dog Headquarters.”

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6 years

We don’t hang out on New Year’s Eve but we do collaborate on a collage.

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3 years

No one’s gonna name their kids Ghislaine anymore.

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@TomArnold Waiting for the other racist celebrity to drop!

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7 years

Manson dying of natural causes at 83 is a great argument for public health care. Shouldn’t we all be treated at least as well as Charles Manson?

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@cmclymer Happy Birthday, all of us!

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This is what happens when you evolve your Timothée Chalamet Pokémon.

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2 years

From the twisted mind of Jim Henson.

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@GovRonDeSantis He’s gonna thank you by calling you “Ron DeSuckDis” in a televised debate.

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2 years

Supreme Court says you gotta eat this.

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2 years

Say hello to corn dog donuts, the newest creation from South Philly's Okie Dokie

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7 years

Wanna feel old? This is the cast of New Girl now.

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8 years

@realDonaldTrump It is possible. You lost the popular vote and now you're our fattest president since Taft. Could've won better and thinner.

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4 years

Day 4: still trying to open the beans.

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7 years

@realDonaldTrump Thirsty, Mr. President?

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The Hall of Presidents Trump is uncanny.

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@realDonaldTrump If this job is bumming you out it's not too late to go back to your old life.

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