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4 months

#NewProfilePic of me (a Hindu) reading the Quran in the Vatican city, hence uniting the 3 major religions Or maybe this counts as blasphemy, idk

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3 months

@clingypig Agree, I use it while baking and the results are crazy 💯

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4 months

In Kathmandu, getting sex is easier than getting sex education

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3 months

Can't believe I drunk texted Mohan sir and he replied I hope he forgives me for my immature and indecent behavior

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7 months

She only dates older guys, Call her daisexual

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6 months

Goodnight from Nyatapola Temple, Bhaktapur Durbar Square

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4 months

Bumble didn't work so I'm shooting my shot here: -22 y/o man -Loyal -Never been touched by a woman -Wake up at 5am and do Pooja everyday -Semen retainer (never busted) -Android phone -Doesn't drink and smoke -Have WeChat -Hafidh Who wants me 😎?

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5 months

Tried this new vape flavor and I feel kinda dizzy I thought my nicotine tolerance was pretty good, what's happening lol

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7 months

Things Nepal is number 1 in 🇳🇵💯🇳🇵💯 1. Highest peak in the world 2. Lowest avg IQ in the world 3. Exporting construction workers 4. Hippie apparel 4. Air Pollution (Kathmandu, occasionally) Anything that I forgot?

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4 months

Starting to feel like cutting my hair was a huge mistake

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10 months

My whole family believes Sandeep Lamichhane lai fasako ho and when I was talking w them they hit me with the "The aile sanai chas, sansar kasari chalcha bujhdainas"

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4 months

Digicam pix from Italy

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3 months

When a girl wearing jorts in the summer tells me to sit down and listen

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2 months

Like for a subtwt

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6 months

Riding Lauda today

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3 months

Damn this is some new racism lore, had never heard this before

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2 months

This guy from HS who was hella smart won a few medals in Maths Olympiad too got his heart broken during gap year, started smoking hella w33d, and now posts f-boyesque stories on Instagram That's why you need emotional intelligence Amen to the lost brother

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8 months

Posting this now for some clout which I hope will be useful for the upcoming rounds of RAMULOK OOF OFF

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5 months

Bauns are the most oppressed group in today's Nepali society Change my mind

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2 months

Tweaked out w oomfies last night

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7 months

Nepalese get triggered by incorrect making of momo the same way Italians get triggered by Pizza

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3 months

How did Elon Musk go from an ambitious visionary engineer I deeply admired to this annoying conspiracy/propaganda peddler on Twitter

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7 months

I intentionally date the wrong people bc I understand the importance of heartbreak in character development

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5 months

There are 4 types of Indian men I encounter abroad 1) OBSESSED w white girls/girls in general 2) Very chill (rare) 3) Crazy smart and hardworking, but not someone you'd hang w 4) Racist and looks down on other South Asian nations

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7 months

Considering how diverse Nepal is, if intercaste marriage had been allowed for a long time, the nation would have been filled w exotic looking people Let's be the CHANGE, Let's not marry within our caste, The next generation should be the generation of intercaste babies

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2 months

Your inner child died when you stopped playing luki mari w the gang

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5 months

The girl I like who "jokingly" went on a date w me jus told me she "kinda" has a boyfriend I've never been more confused about what I should do

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7 months

A dude from India jus said he saw Mt Everest from Kathmandu infront of the baddies I did not correct him and jus nodded

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4 months

If I was a girl I would be so stocked to have my periods in sync w one of my homegirls

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10 days

Happy dashain except there is no dakshina but jus corporate corporate slavery

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3 months

The dating scene in ktm is so cooked, everyone is 2 connections away I'm glad I don't have to engage w that

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7 months

so i told my tinder date about my obsession with dedh plate momo, south-Lalitpur, and hating on Bhaktapur and this is how she turned up to our first date

DON कि YETi?

@donkiyeti

7 months

so i told my tinder date about my obsession with nepal and this is how she turned up to our first date 🥹💗

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3 months

Wow what a man Def donating blood this month Respec respec

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3 months

Can't believe I drunk texted Mohan sir and he replied I hope he forgives me for my immature and indecent behavior

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4 months

I realized I was sharing too much of my personal life here bc of the dopamine hits that I was getting But well, that's not very nice innit, hence deleted errthing

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9 months

Nepal mentioned 🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵

Everything Out Of Context

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9 months

napoleon bonaparte😭😭😭

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7 months

2020 vs 2024

ramu 🎈

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7 months

2020 vs 2024

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6 months

Even if I raise my kids in Nepal I'll make sure they don't have the Nepali passport cuz how are we the 5th weakest passport in the world Even worse than North Korea⁉️

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9 months

No man has, ever in the history of civilization, started doing skincare without the influence of a woman

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6 months

I went here and everybody knew about you

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7 months

Eating daal bhat masu is a skill, bc you need to employ a good strategy to have the best experience How much jhol to use per gaas? What's the jhol distribution looking like throughout the gaases? What's the maasu ko chokta to rice ratio? #think before you #eat and #speak

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5 months

@_precious_bean_ We have always been a secular country We don't want ignorant people like you, pls don't come 🙏🙏

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7 months

What I make and eat ina day

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10 months

Robbing a nepali house is so easy 1) check for keys inside the shoe 2) then check under the doormat 3) the house is all yours

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3 months

Fave captured moments recently

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9 months

Nepali aunties have been calling their husbands baba in public for the longest time I wonder if intimate moments ma ni baba bhanchan

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1 year

Dirty talking in Nepali is impossible and you cannot prove me wrong

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3 months

Imagine not having 5 streams of income when you're 16 💀💀 You had 16 WHOLE FUCKING YEARS to build something I would be EMBARRASSED to even ask such a question

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3 months

Is it okay if you still live at with your parents at 16?

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4 months

Nepali is a very rich language for mukh chading purposes

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5 months

Dedh plate buff momo aune paisa le public toilet ma mutna janu parirako cha yo ghanta jasto bikasit desh haru ma

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7 months

I like jhumka

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6 months

Good morning from Inner Bhaktapur ♥️

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6 months

Ate overpriced momo after 3 months of abstinence

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4 months

My Bengali friend @KhanShahitya bet AGAINST Nepal and made money Man said he was happy when Nepal lost, especially in the last 2 balls He only knows @350_brat @ouzi_rice and @haaangma from Nepali twter Let's give him a warm greeting☺️☺️

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6 months

Twitter is the perfect app to collect personal data cuz users will voluntarily dish out what's on their mind Maybe that's why Mr Musk bought it

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7 months

When the pudki chucchi Nepali girl wearing kurta and a nose ring tells me to sit down and listen

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4 months

Nothing better than bonding w fellow South-Asians by shitting on India

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4 months

My only regret for getting a tattoo is that I won't be able to donate blood, hence disappointing Mr Mohan Adhikari

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1 month

Visa to mainland China got approved Lesgou 🥳🥳 Can't wait to exploit the shit out of Shezhen's low prices

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7 months

Mero rawdawgger soul ma samaj le condom laidiyo

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4 months

Forgot how HK Nepalese don't believe I'm from Nepal like my brother in Christ you are a diaspora BORN AND RAISED in HK and the last time you went to Nepal was 10 yrs ago "You don't look Nepali" is a silly statement to anyone actually from Nepal cuz we're such a diverse country

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7 months

Things that only make sense in Nepali (a thread)- "What?" "Sisi pwat, Gai ko gobar chat"

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7 months

Told a girl really into Buddhism and Spirituality that I'm from Nepal 🇳🇵(the land where Buddha was born) and she did not immediately fall in love w me Wtf is wrong w her??

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3 months

I ❣️ trains

Dipta राजा 🏷️

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3 months

@350_brat Please quote this reply with a picture of you in train

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2 years

I asked the kid I'm tutoring if she has any feedback for me And she legit said I could dress better wtf 😭

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4 months

Girly chats to me for 20 mins, hits me w the "wait, you are straight⁉️," and then leaves the convo Dafaq 😭

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5 months

केही recent फिट्सहरु

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6 months

Placed named Everest Restaurant that claims to sell Nepali food does not have momo in the menu.... Halka vandalize hanna justified cha hola

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3 months

People from 1st world countries travelling to Southeast Asia, where they sit on a motorbike, thinking it's so adventurous and exhilarating will never stop being kinda funny and cute to me

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6 months

One thing I noticed about Europe is that they have museums of all kinds- art, history, nature, science, etc. We NEED educational museums in Nepal They can be a great source of inspiration for young people and could possibly help them find their passion from a young age

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3 months

2024 dating wrapped -initiated eye contact -nodding etiquette established -smiling and waving etiquette established Goal is to have 5mins+ of conversation time, wish me luck

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9 months

This would have never happened in Bhaktapur ko Arniko highway

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@keytodasky

9 months

machikne twitter journalism lai trust garera ✨Southern Lalitpur✨ gako, khokana ko muji jasto bigreko bato ma boyfriend ko right geda tear bhayo. Fuck you @ouzi_rice , you owe me a testicle 🖕

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4 months

A homeless guy jus threatened me and told all the homeless ppl on the area to keep an eye on me

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3 months

Call me a fast bowler the way she wants MaLinga

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4 months

Goodbye Ams, thank you for everything <33

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5 months

The protests caused damages worth £1.5mil in my uni, but still, they're not willing to act on the demands The Israel dick riding is crazy 💀

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6 months

Seeing the Mona Lisa is an overrated experience as it is so crowded and everyone is taking pictures like crazy So, posting it here for some clout to make it worth it

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3 months

I'm thinking of starting a podcast w 4 of my straight male friends where we talk about women and relationships I think it's an unexplored genre of podcasting, success seems likely What do you guys think ?

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4 months

Jus got a reality check that I'm entering my final year of uni Have to start thinking about what to do after graduation and allat; life is getting serious now, i hope I don't mess it up

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3 months

Someone in my uni jus got an Olympic gold medal and I'm here tweeting about it

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4 months

Starting my day at 2pm by mixing whisky on my coffee, good morning 🌞

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5 months

Random ass Russian woman on twter forms a perception of me based on my twt and tries to tell me what my place is (unprovoked) Maybe I should be more selective w whom I follow 💀

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4 months

God knew I'd be too powerful if my romantic interest didn't come w geographical complications all the time

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2 months

If I'm to marry at 28 and at least 4 yrs of dating is needed to make that decision, I HAVE ONLY 2-3 YRS TO FIND MY FUTURE WIFE HOLYFUCK

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2 months

Seems like everyone is breaking up on twitter

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24 days

Wait Buddha is not baun ⁉️

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8 months

Whenever a white woman says she's into Hindu spirituality 99.99% of the time she's just talking about Iskcon

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6 months

Digicam pix

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7 months

Are they on the same bus?

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7 months

Top 5 Nepali chaada sabda 😶😱😱🫣 1. muji 2. myachikne 3. randi 4. lado 5. khatey Honorable mention: bhalu, saaley, kondo Do you agree w the list?

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5 months

In around a month, my time in Europe will be over I like it here too much- seriously considering impregnating a local, forcing them to marry me so that I don't have to leave

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2 months

This is how my female friends text me

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5 months

If you want to sound like a sophisticated gentleman, don't say "you are so pretty" Instead say "have you tried modeling?"

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2 years

Found a place for y'all

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3 months

What are some BROKE date ideas

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5 months

No more drugs for me, pu$$y and religion is all I need

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4 months

Baun ko khasi lutnu parcha

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7 months

Autism is the new 6ft

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7 months

I told my mom I might get a nose piercing She laughed for 2 mins and then threatened to disown me 😞

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3 months

Life outside of applying for jobs or working one

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4 months

Some of my uni friends are so rich like what do you mean your dad has a cruise ship that he is begging you to use?? that he's forcing you to travel solo and willing to fund the trip??

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