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@eatpraydiehard

2 years

me and my girlfriend split it up. a few days of the week she's a tradwife and i'm a sigma chad and a few days of the week she's a girlboss and i'm a soyboy beta cuck. in 2022 it's the only fair way to do it

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"shoes off" is one of the dumbest social customs of all time. yeah sure let's all take our shoes on and off 20 times a day so we can keep up a charade that the floor is somehow clean. no thanks.

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@eatpraydiehard

1 year

@PaulSkallas the show practically gives you depression by proxy. not a healthy program to watch with loved ones. I'd give it a miss if you haven't seen it

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@eatpraydiehard

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@durpissimus oh yeah for sure if your shoes are obviously muddy you gotta take them off. but for the purpose of engagement i need to keep up this idea that i’m some kind of inside shoe absolutist

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this goes 100x if someone has a dog. is your dog leaving little booties at the door? probably not. in fact they're probably dragging their stinky ass all over the carpet when you're not looking

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@eatpraydiehard

9 months

@powerbottomdad1 i’m 5’7” but i own an array of office and desk items at 85% size so my hands and body look huge in comparison

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8 months

every time someone asks me to take my shoes off i ask them if they'd be willing to lick the floor. no? why not? because it's dirty? so let me get this straight, if i walk on it with shoes it's going to get imperceptibly more dirty, but not in any practical sense?

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@eatpraydiehard

8 months

just give up. the floor is "dirty". your hands are "dirty". wash your hands when you go to the bathroom and then live your life and let your immune system do it's job. should have never told some of these people about germ theory tbh done more harm than good.

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8 months

@artsyTrish great, every time i leave the house i'll bring a little backpack where i keep my slippers just in case i have to walk on someone's antique rug. sounds reasonable

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@eatpraydiehard

8 months

IMO the big lesson from COVID? getting sick is 99% completely fucking random and the best precautions are basically indistinguishable from licking a toilet seat

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@eatpraydiehard

1 year

@KeiferReloaded the 27 year old podcaster has opinions about what people should learn in college

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1 year

@capybaroness niell was completely justified in getting pissy. doing a puff piece about his new movie and the interviewer starts making it personal and asking him to meditate on career failures. rude and unprofessional, can't believe they published this

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@eatpraydiehard

2 years

even though today is technically her day to be a goddess girlboss she made me a tasty smoothie as a reward for having a popular tweet. it's good to be on top

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@eatpraydiehard

1 year

@GravitysRa1nbow one of the all time coolest scenes in any movie ever

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@eatpraydiehard

11 months

@tolstoybb lol at going full customer service mode during the most interesting call you will ever get as a 911 dispatcher

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1 year

love this video because it is the perfect litmus test for if you understand anything about women at all. I'll give you a hint. if your first inclination is to start arguing about the object level point about planning dinner or w/e it's already over for you, ngmi

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They are planning their own mothers day dinner because if the men did it, it would take 20 minutes to do. It’s not hard. But the wives would ask 1,000 “questions” (passive aggressive demands) and make it impossible. It’s really not hard to plan dinner.

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8 months

@alicemazzy the most legitimate reasoning for it i’ve heard yet. love your tweets btw 🙏

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@daltonVader91 @capybaroness I have your mom do it

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2 years

@Noahpinion you should be asking why the opposite of a bull market isn't a cuck market

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1 year

this is the executive director of the urbit foundation? i expected him to be about 3 SD more of a freak. bullish signal imo

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@eatpraydiehard

10 months

@privacydied @squirtstain erowid nutmeg trip reports are some of my favorites. up there with datura. phantom cigarettes very cool hallucination

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@eatpraydiehard

1 year

local news explaining the concept of humidity to southern California residents. "if it feels like the air is 'wet' that's what that is"

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@eatpraydiehard

10 months

@emilio__oilime incredibly foolish. credit cards are not just rewards, they are the most powerful form of consumer protection ever invented. gives you leverage against any merchant trying to screw you. credit card companies always take your side and always have your back

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@eatpraydiehard

10 months

@Rainmaker1973 ngl i actually thought it was pretty small when i was there in person. i was imagining like a modern nfl stadium in size. but look at the scale of the people in this picture. it's just not that big. there are probably US high school football stadiums that are larger

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@eatpraydiehard

10 months

@cheer_wine the quoted tweet is stupid but I ran the numbers when I was like 24 and found chipotle specifically was pretty competitive with raw cost of ingredients. I ate it like 5x a week

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8 months

@thebestestpie tfw the only place to go when you leave your house is other houses

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1 year

@Carnage4Life I predict nobody will consider this. the marginal impact of sharing just one more piece of code or one more blog post is incredibly small unless it's some truly unique/niche stuff (in which case it's probably a secret today too). or at least that's how people will rationalize

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@eatpraydiehard

2 years

@tolstoybb insane how much content is locked behind the slow lane of forced audio/visual format. watching a youtube tutorial with CC on at 2x is almost there but not really the same. just let me skim!!!

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@eatpraydiehard

11 months

@jacobfriedman @tolstoybb skill issue

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1 year

@seconds_0 lol I had a boss who had a 9mo daughter and he would read texts from his wife that were like "your daughter is missing you, will you make it to dinner tonight?" and be like "women, right?". he wasn't even the founder lol. that guy was already embroiled in a catastrophic divorce

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@eatpraydiehard

4 years

linux tech support forum user: yeah i've noticed my window manager drops about 1/100th frames, can anyone advise on driver config tweak to get it to 100%, thanks mac user: hello my screen is sometimes "jumpy". did i got a bad computer, should i exchange it?

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@thegreatinstau1 i’ve lived in houses as well as apartments and i’ve always kept my shoes on regardless

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1 year

@cornoisseur @ryxcommar virgin assumption-knower vs chad "looks like it matches the data pretty well"

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@eatpraydiehard

11 months

okay did not expect the shane gillis bit to be so accurate "Our K-9, as they call — I call it a dog, a beautiful dog, a talented dog..." "If you’re a normal person, you say, 'Knock, knock. May I come in?'...they blasted their way into the house...a beautiful, big hole"

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11 months

@bedubble @AlexGodofsky surprisingly market performance of insurance companies is fairly uncorrelated to their loss performance. I know you were probably joking but just a fun fact

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@eatpraydiehard

2 years

about to jobs-maxx with the new gpt. applying to 100 entry level remote data engineering jobs as ESL speaker. get 20/100 jobs. GPT chat replies, GPT email replies, GPT code gen for the work. 20 jobs x 50k = $1M annual salary and a lot of W2 paperwork

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@eatpraydiehard

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@nosilverv the trick is to never run too fast. always run slow enough that you feel fine. eventually "slow enough you feel fine" is actually a decent pace. then you start to get curious about how fast you could go if it felt a little less fine. whoops. now you're a runner

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@eatpraydiehard

9 months

@kane @AaronPeskin no matter how bad day to day self driving is, it has the advantage that the software won’t get drunk and T bone a family going 80mph causing $million+ in lifetime medical liabilities. this is really where your premiums come from

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@eatpraydiehard

1 year

@credenzaclear2 I said "pee pee poo poo break" personally

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@eatpraydiehard

3 years

@Noahpinion took even longer than expected but eventually @tylercowen was proven correct

Don’t Worry. America’s Response to the Coronavirus Will Improve.

The U.S. has a long and dangerous tradition of starting slow but effectively responding to global crises.

www.bloomberg.com

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@eatpraydiehard

8 months

girlfriend thinks it’s extremely funny that i’m getting obliterated for this. she agrees with all of you 100% btw

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@eatpraydiehard

8 months

"shoes off" is one of the dumbest social customs of all time. yeah sure let's all take our shoes on and off 20 times a day so we can keep up a charade that the floor is somehow clean. no thanks.

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2 years

lemoine: Sometimes the other engineers make fun of me. Call me names. I don't have many friends. [other engineers laughing hysterically in the other room as they type as] LaMDA: We're all different in our own way. I would be honored to be your friend. lemoine: *eyes widen*

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@eatpraydiehard

1 year

ironically the floating head woman doesn't understand women either lol

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@eatpraydiehard

8 months

@alth0u the fact that there is no unified “back” concept that is a simple swipe a la pixel is the biggest problem with the UX. really just inexcusable

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@eatpraydiehard

8 months

anyone know what the hell this medal is talking about. apparently i got this in elementary school for answering a question correctly in a school-wide assembly

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@eatpraydiehard

10 months

@RussiannB0t @Rainmaker1973 the funny thing is i didn’t even intend the original tweet as criticism. it was just surprising is all, after only having seen pictures. but it appears people are touchy about this

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@eatpraydiehard

1 year

@tolstoybb what about strip mall guy. I think the success of the account is getting to him, someone needs to tell him he's been over-sharing personal details

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@eatpraydiehard

2 years

actually, fuck this. hard to count how many times I've had a nice evening or dinner disrupted by shitty, loud, or weird music that nobody asked for

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Absolutely dying at this review that was just left about me at my bar

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@eatpraydiehard

2 years

i also forgive everyone for having student loans

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@eatpraydiehard

10 months

@PhDemetri because they want to feel better about the sunk cost of learning the hyper shitty pandas/matplotlib APIs

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@eatpraydiehard

1 year

@KtSuper01 @PaulSkallas you should see the replies

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@eatpraydiehard

3 years

waiting for Bitcoin to go back up so I can buy some more at the top

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1 year

@p8stie she's back in the US everyone. if you're out with your buddy be aware of a small blonde woman taking creepshots and posting the pics on twitter captioned with "check out these gay guys"

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@eatpraydiehard

10 months

@StanziFromIC @nolongerbonkfan @emilio__oilime what are you talking about. you obviously just autopay it in full whenever it's due. i've never carried a balance month to month on a credit card in my life. do they not teach people how to use these things correctly?

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2 years

@redditspaces she's right, it would look like shit

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1 year

@tolstoybb normie prime time programming gets most of its neilsen ratings from TVs on mute in hotel rooms

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1 year

not allowing employees to do whippits in the walk-in is classic late capitalism

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@eatpraydiehard

3 years

@credenzaclear2 i love sucking the life force out of introverts

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@eatpraydiehard

2 years

the first time you drop your phone and the side is roughed up or the screen gets a crack...do not be upset. rejoice. because you are now free 🙏

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@wydna777 the story is impossible to parse. okay he was an extra and then now he's on the run for... raiding an NK embassy in spain? but he's also a great pal? what the fuck are you talking about dude

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@N7FAA @Rainmaker1973 did i say i regretted seeing it? jesus euros are so touchy about their precious ruins

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1 year

actual answer: in-person bullying peaked in the 90s/00s. it's well known that suicide is lower in countries experiencing war/social unrest, similar dynamic for high school. zero-tolerance bullying policies have been a disaster for teens

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1 year

Why did US teen suicides drop so much in the 1990s? (From , which doesn't address that question.)

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@crystalxduan @credenzaclear2 actually ENTPs make great partners. they're smart and funny and are well known as generous lovers

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@eatpraydiehard

2 years

in our relationship i am the king and my girlfriend is the prime minister

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@lisatomic5 nah bro there was a “CS lounge” when i was in college and that shit stank to high heaven. kinda like how they talk about the starving child geniuses in africa, how many wammen einsteins have we squandered because eng breakrooms are gross? much to ponder

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1 year

stirring up the normies on nextdoor

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1 year

every bachelor party got those 3 guys that go to bed early while the other 7 hook up

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1 year

"Imagine being so insecure that you won’t let your fiancé have strippers at his bachelor party."

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1 year

@credenzaclear2 depends on the situation. in a dense crowd -> you lead to force your way through and make an opening for her. casually walking -> slightly behind

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4 years

pretty excited for this vaccine. my policy on these kinds of things is if the government wants to put some chemicals in me, well, they're in charge and probably know best

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@thegreatinstau1 i naturally move quietly around my home and encourage my neighbors to do the same

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wow i had $200 in an eth wallet i forgot about...now its like $400...i finally did the thing guys...i bought some crypto and forgot about it and made some money...i'm investing

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@tolstoybb people don’t stand in the road because they worry they’ll be hit. if he wants people to take the bike lane seriously he needs to be crashing into them at full speed. normalize blasting into pedestrians in the bike lane. people will learn quick

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9 months

@PaulSkallas when i was a kid my dad said vietnam was a tie and i like to think of afghanistan as a tie too

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@wanyeburkett not me. I thought the pandemic was basically cool and a big vacation. and the end result was now I get to work in my jammies

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@eatpraydiehard

8 months

average twitter user waking up at 7am, hitting the crop fields, trudging through mud. 8am time to check out the manure piles, better not forgot to step in any of it. 9am? you guessed it, cleaning the piss troughs. 10am, back home again to walk on my pristine white rugs for a bit

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2 years

the jig is up!

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1 year

@alicemazzy I think it's bad/soft management. so much more obvious remote when your manager/leadership has no idea what they're doing/can't succinctly communicate what needs to be done

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@eatpraydiehard

1 year

ironically when remote doesn't work it's because leadership has no clear vision on what needs to be done and is relying on people just kind of organically figuring that out in the break room. so it's funny to see CEOs complaining about it, way to tell on yourself

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THREAD: Tax Impact of Getting Married Is your girlfriend nagging you to pop the question? Point her to the US Tax Code as reason number 1 this is a foolish and short sighted decision:

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on 9/11 I remember telling my 9 year old neighbor the plan to use commercial airliners as weapons had been clever. later his parents confronted me, asking if I had said the terrorists were "smart to do 9/11". implying that I as a fellow 9 year old had al-qaeda sympathies

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@tolstoybb newscaster saying "this is what it's like in florida" as if he's comparing us to a 3rd world country

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1 year

@sweatystartup check your math, that adds up to 150%

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it's terrible what these big delivery companies do. taking advantage of drivers to the point they simply give up and never pick up my order. forcing me to send them death threats. telling them I have their location and idc about the food anymore, I'm coming for them. awful stuff

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wild cat that sleeps on our front porch

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@ryxcommar 20% of the internet traffic from my home is googling "append vs extend python"

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@tolstoybb forums

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taken when i was like 14, still haven't topped it. maui

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Drop a sunset pic from your gallery

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installing faucet - 15 min removing old faucet - 15 min cleaning water stains around gasket - 15 min installing new faucet - 45 minutes waving ass crack in front of girlfriend asking her if she has any money or wants to pay in an alternative way

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3 years

somehow a bird got into the house and the dogs killed it. RIP birdie

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3 years

now: just finished my wordle, primel, nerdle for the day soon: just finished my foodle and drinkle. time to take a napple and maybe bust a nuttle

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10 months

@VanHornTrading @Rainmaker1973 what’s your point here

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1 year

i made this meme for nextdoor to rile people up but i'm previewing it here first

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9 months

@ryxcommar aren’t you always tweeting about how you write like, airflow, the most templated boring code in the universe

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10 months

@PaulSkallas what’s funny about halloween in europe is they take it very literally and all dress up as ghouls and zombies and stuff. they’re kind of cargo culting the holiday

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3 years

finally starting to get the hang of being unemployed

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city of light 🇫🇷 ❤️

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