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5 years

Pick a movie. Keep one actor. The rest are played by muppets.

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Well this took off. I don't have anything to promote - please continue to donate to Food Banks after the holidays and be nice to homeless people.

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@jonnysun Mine was accidental but sounds like a news headline

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@Ali_Crockford Omg no how hilarious would Helena Bonham Carter be

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@PollysArron

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@Knitswithbeer @EwanRCD @BeerNouveau "Welcome to the party pal"

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5 years

What the fuck is going on.

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@BeerBottleBlond

4 years

Excited and pleased to announce I am joining the @QueerBrewing team as the Sales Lead 🖤 🍻🍻🍻

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@BeerBottleBlond

2 years

Every time I log into twitter the lore of Vulva Phrenology/Cadaver Molester Lady deepens and I am further horrified.

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@BeerBottleBlond

4 years

@lewishamfood They need to get off that pedestal of virtue they have decided to shout down from. When I get paid I'll donate some cash and I hope it goes on crisps, nice smelling shower gel and some lovely chocolate.

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@redditships

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@BeerBottleBlond

5 months

Show of hands; who still refers to it as the Millennium Dome? 👋

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Just finding out what used to be inside the O2 Arena before it was an arena and I’m losing my mind what

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@lingerie_addict I'm (nearly) vegan and still wear my great great aunts fur coat. It's nearly 100 years old, handmade by an atelier (no child labour), and warm AF. It would be worse throwing the coat away when it's still wearable!

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@BeerBottleBlond

4 years

Don't do this to bar staff.

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@ColinStronge

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@HackneySwain

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4 years

I have applied to become a train driver. This is all the fault of @MrTimDunn

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5 years

@FvdE Hot patooties, bless my soul

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@zachsilberberg I dated a man who would sign off with "chow" instead of ciao. Grim.

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@thecatreviewer jake the abyssian exploring Tallinn, very pretty and soft. 16/10 - designer show cat!

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4 years

He did it!! @PollysArron bought us a little house!

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5 years

@abigailjamessss *cough* Alan Turing cracked the enigma code but was then arrested, and sentenced for the crime of being homosexual.

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2 years

@TMAC_Film @MxOberon @rajandelman @luke_winkie @kelseygrammerr As someone who is on a year long shoot, the days are less intense, the food is better, workload is spread out and we have weekends free.

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@kalenbobalen @punished_cait

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@BeerBottleBlond

5 years

@AITA_reddit This is hilarious and NTA. Cis men do way worse with theirs when blackout.

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7 years

@thecatreviewer hotel in Wales is managed by Polly, this small penguin. 12/10 for customer service.

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5 years

Fuck me that UKCBF Facebook page is a vile place.

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5 years

@preservation76 OH GOSH NO UNSEE UNSEE

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4 years

@tara_mhlz @olenskae I was one of those traditional type hosts. Let my flat when I was away for the weekend. Airbnb didn't give a shit when guests stole my stuff or once, left used syringes in my bin.🙃

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5 years

@men_write_women

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@BeerBottleBlond

3 years

Hot new beer festival accessory just dropped.

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@BeerBottleBlond

4 years

I did it. I'm a yoga teacher 😁

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@BeerBottleBlond

6 years

Found these beauties upsetting their plant on my way to work this morning. 11/12 hope so see them again. @thecatreviewer

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@BeerBottleBlond

5 years

First day at the new job at @BurntMillBeer !

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2 years

Thought I'd share the only thing I painted last year, a raven I'm sure is from @ravenmaster1 Not 100% happy with it but for my first ever bird painting it's not too bad.

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@BeerBottleBlond

6 years

At Pub Job: "I work in the beer industry as my day job" Man: let me present basic knowledge of beer history that is a bit incorrect as new information to you Me: *looks blankly back* Man: Presents more basic information that is still a bit wrong. Me: *serves someone else*

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@BeerBottleBlond

5 years

This running lark has been amazing. I have serious asthma (yay London pollution), I'm chubby and I like to indulge in booze. I've lost a stone since starting, my lungs feel better and I feel determined to see this through to a 5k. Thanks to everyone supporting me ❤

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@BeerBottleBlond

4 years

If your beer tastes too much like beer then put this on your lips and HEY PRESTO! Omnipollo.

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7 years

@thecatreviewer a reluctant friend. 13/10 for pretty and squeaky. Will look out for on my commute again.

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3 years

@KathrynTussing @nastyw0manca @clocarustwo

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@BeerBottleBlond

4 years

Shout out to the women that don't feel "strong", "badass" and "awesome". The women that are tired. The women that struggle. The quiet women. I see you ❤

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5 years

I've just had the misfortune of trying a "cookie dough milkshake IPA" and jesus Christ can people just stop tormenting these poor ingredients. Those malts could have been something beautiful.

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5 years

I want to moan about the state of breweries actual ability to provide effective commerce. ADMIN IS A KEY SKILL. HIRE SKILLED PEOPLE TO COORDINATE YOUR SHIT. DON'T EMPLOY YOUNG, UNSKILLED, UNINTERESTED PEOPLE ON A DIRE WAGE BECAUSE YOU DON'T THINK IT'S IMPORTANT.

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@BeerBottleBlond

4 years

Hey friends! Just need to make the announcement that I have been made redundant. I'm available for consultations, ad hoc, freelance work and FT/PT. ❤❤

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7 years

Okay so I did it. I did a writing on the internet. My Alternative #goldenpints , which is more like my top moments of the year, with top people, in top places. (At some point I'll sort the domain out but go easy on me I'm rubbish at this).

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5 years

@Kimpola Janice in a wig.

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@BeerBottleBlond

4 years

I even miss those stupid taproom benches that are always at risk of collapsing and sometimes flip up if one person gets off too quickly xoxo

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@BeerBottleBlond

6 years

Idea: a weekly podcast based on the gossip and drama of London breweries (in and around Bermondsey) called The Arches. Someone make it happen please.

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@BeerBottleBlond

6 years

Hands down one of the best beers being produced in this country and I will fight you about it. @burningskybeer

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@BeerBottleBlond

5 years

Spinal Tap. Keep Rob Reiner.

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Pick a movie. Keep one actor. The rest are played by muppets.

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5 years

@AITA_reddit YTA 100%. I imagine this woman to have a Karen haircut and likes speaking to the manager.

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@BeerBottleBlond

4 years

I'm so drunk

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@BeerBottleBlond

5 years

So do people want to know when brewery men are inappropriate creeps or does it ruin people's fun?

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@BeerBottleBlond

4 years

@JMFingK First thing on my clipboard is some Arabic from duolingo.

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@BeerBottleBlond

4 years

I had cask beer and worked a bar shift.

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@BeerBottleBlond

4 years

Does everyone else just stare at their cat and wonder how something can be so perfect and small and precious? Can't just be me. Please share your perfect creatures with me ❤

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@BeerBottleBlond

5 years

@Pret If you could stop putting spinach and coriander in all the vegan and veggie options that would be amazing! Coriander is super divisive. Also... a vegan mac n cheese ❤❤

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@BeerBottleBlond

5 years

Look at this lovely picture of me

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@BeerBottleBlond

4 years

I would like to sit outside Gordon's Wine Bar wearing my large hat, with friends, a box of cigarettes, a beautiful bottle of Port and an everlasting deluge of cheese.

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@BeerBottleBlond

5 years

Orrrrrr.... lets keep buying booze from our fav breweries and ever reliable off licences to support them ❤

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Opinion: Let’s try “Dry Covid” – lockdown is the time to kick our national alcohol habit for good

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@BeerBottleBlond

3 years

Fourpure is the obvious "craft" beer for Tories.

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@BeerBottleBlond

7 years

Just found this gem in my phone from back in the dating days.

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@BeerBottleBlond

6 years

If I ever get married, I want my hen party to be a picnic in the park getting drunk with friends who don't feel pressured to have to fork out hundreds of quid.

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5 years

Did my first in depth portrait in over a decade. Definitely rusty but pleased with how it turned out. Acrylic on carboard. #ratchetgallery

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5 years

Stop drinking Founders. Stop serving Founders. Stop buying Founders.

Beery Ed 🥤🍺💥🇪🇺 🍷

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If you still drink founders , you suck.

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4 years

Daily kittens. (Bunnahabhain left, Auchentoshan right)

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@BeerBottleBlond

5 years

My second time seeing this incredible band. If you're not listening to @AllThemWitches then you're doing something wrong.

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@BeerBottleBlond

5 years

I really want to go outside. I really want to hug my friends. I want to pop to the shops for something I fancy. My MH is taking a battering. I want to go back to work. But The only thing I can do to be helpful is stay home. So I'll do that.

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@BeerBottleBlond

4 years

Meet the Wee Drams. Auchentoshan on the left, Bunnahabhain on the right. Toshie and Bunny ❤❤

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@BeerBottleBlond

3 years

Guys, today I bought a car! And incredibly, lots of beautiful friends and family clubbed together to help me further my budget. Here's to the silver love nugget 🖤 (Tax and insurance kick in tomorrow)

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@BeerBottleBlond

6 years

Handy hint if you're cold-emailing a company hoping for them to buy your wares.... Don't open with "Dear Sirs". It's 2019... women are allowed jobs now.

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@BeerBottleBlond

4 years

Did a painting.

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@BeerBottleBlond

5 years

Inspired by the incredible diversity of #IamCraftBeer I'm Amber; awaving the flag for effective admin in the industry, procurement manager, events manager, bit of a queer, noisy ally, forever amplifying voices. Pro Cats, wild fermentation, cheese, eyeliner, choice.

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@BeerBottleBlond

3 years

Finally made it to Pivo

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@BeerBottleBlond

5 years

So I'm babysitting this handsome lad this week. World, meet Vader.

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@BeerBottleBlond

4 years

Have applied for a load of jobs, my boyfriend is coming down for the weekend, it's date night, the temperature is manageable, and I'm going to have pasta for lunch.

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5 years

@redditships Yikes. Please run away. She is definitely not an "ex-fiance", very much fiance.

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@BeerBottleBlond

4 years

Holy shit I've accidentally made Peaches Mojito.

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@BeerBottleBlond

2 years

Very pleased with my pint of @burningskybeer Plateau at @CafeBeermoth

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@BeerBottleBlond

3 years

It's been 2 years since I last did this..... starting from the beginning again. 0-5k Week 1, Run 1. Legs heavy, lungs shit. Let's do this people!!!

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@BeerBottleBlond

4 years

Have spent today working at a lovely brewery, doing the operational stuff I'm really good at. I am exhausted, but the air is glorious tonight so I've stopped for a pint of cask on my way home. I am content.

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@BeerBottleBlond

5 years

Just to distract Beer Twitter tonight I had more shit added to my big ol arm tattoo and it's *pretty*

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@BeerBottleBlond

4 years

Just interrupting my Twitter and Instagram celibacy to report I have swum in the Baltic Sea. Yes it was cold, yes it was amazing.

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@BeerBottleBlond

4 years

This morning I was sent a picture of a seal looking up, backwards. You are welcome.

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2 years

@Zooophagous Breed: very pretty, no thoughts

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5 years

@AITA_reddit

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@BeerBottleBlond

3 years

My little cat watched me pack my suitcase earlier and gave me a lot of fuss when I got into bed. Then she did this with her little cat arms and now 😭

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@BeerBottleBlond

4 years

I miss people. I miss cooking for friends. I miss flitting from group to group joining in on conversations. I miss social storytelling. I miss smoking a cigarette with my arm round the waist of a friend. I miss erupting in filthy laughter. I miss you all.

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6 years

There's a quiet poetry in starting a course of medication for my sad brain on #WorldMentalHealthDay after a difficult trip to the Drs to admit I need some help. This feels uncomfortable to post publicly, but we're all told to talk about this right?

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@BeerBottleBlond

4 years

"Lets take some nice pictures of me doing some poses for some Instagram content"

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@BeerBottleBlond

3 years

Is anyone else just terrified of what these football men will do post match? Win or lose its going to be violent out there. Stay safe my friends xx

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@BeerBottleBlond

5 years

I don't have a sourdough starter. I'm not baking bread everyday. I'm not pickling anything. I haven't done any gardening. I'm not doing this right am I?

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5 years

Have briefly relocated to Wales. My god it's nice to be able to breathe clean, unpolluted air. I can see sheep. It is sunny. I can't hear sirens.

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@BeerBottleBlond

2 years

I have to be the hottest esoteric goth girl at the poetry night for some reason.

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@BeerBottleBlond

4 years

I'm thinking about doing my yoga teacher training, with the idea to specialise in yoga for brewers and do sessions at breweries. Is this a good idea? Would anyone be interested in this as a thing at their brewery?

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@BeerBottleBlond

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Just want to publicly gloat that my boyfriend is fucking ace and its the healthiest and most freeing relationship I've ever had. ✌️

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