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6 months

It’s Adam’s last day today. Things will never be the same 💔

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@gopgirl13 @Jenifa_0_Jenny @foxandfriends she's talking about kindness and respect you reptile

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@Cosmopolitan Another unemployed couple having multiple kids and expecting the state to pay.

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@anjola_i But they can be taught about love and tolerance rather than hate and exclusion

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@somegreybloke @ScottHDavidson White Britons spontaneously generated* in 1952, clutching the Daily Mail and singing God Save the Queen. *spontaneous generation was postulated by Aristotle, who was ‘foreign’ and should therefore probably be ignored.

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5 years

My front bush is attracting admiring glances

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@YorkshireDaveUK @samjstirling @yorkshireprobs @BorisJohnson Apparently arresting the whole Tory party isn’t an option, sadly.

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4 years

@juliamacfarlane @safimichael It’s only a travel hub if it’s allowed to be. The government could have shut it all down in March

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5 years

@brianklaas Number of mass shootings in schools in the UK since 1996. Zero

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@OrendaBooks @toadmeister If he can stomach looking at himself any more

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@CNN Innovative

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4 years

@BritishAlba @lewis_goodall Those who hid Anne Frank were criminals. Those who killed her were obeying the law

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4 years

@DaleInnes36 @piersmorgan Because standing up for the oppressed is the same as buying tat

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7 years

@fvck_cody Dammit. If I convert one more, I'll have enough points for a toaster.

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4 years

@charbillins @bmstores That’s the last time I ever go into that place. Shameful

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7 years

@csibike1 @jackdaviesld @hazelglasgow @Mike_Fabricant Because those living in a multicultural community alongside immigrants know immigration is not a problem

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7 years

@F4JOfficial “When you're accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression”

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@WorldByWolf @PolitlcsUK @60sJapanfan @Moreincommon_ Only the knuckle draggers

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7 years

@wetspaniel @wmaskatietudor @wmasmikeduggan @OFFICIALWMAS @StaffsPolice Mine too

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6 years

@Brefugees @shadwell_NTT @alistairpge @_HenryBolton I’d be happy to give them the Isle of Wight. They could claim full independence and count the days until they starved

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6 years

@SuzanneEvans1 @VodafoneUK @ThreeUK When you leave a club you can’t use their stuff. It’s simple

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2 years

@MetPoliceEvents Arresting people who have not yet broken any law based on your opinion

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7 years

@pansaralance @Conortroversial More correctly, JK Rowling copied yet another plot device from yet another author

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5 years

@EllieHarleyand @OwenJones84 And Islamaphobes, xenophobes and homophobes. Yet here we are with a pm and cabinet without a national mandate propped up by a billion quid bung to another party without a mandate. And people call the EU undemocratic.

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7 years

@solinimpex @icklepepper @boris_thedog @Steven_Woolfe Ah I miss the tea plantations of Dorset.

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2 years

@Otto_English As my sister is a teacher, we decided I would form a support bubble with our mum. To keep her sane I took her out every Saturday. The most we could do is get a takeaway coffee and sit in the car to drink it in a supermarket car park. We did that for 5 months.

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3 years

@jekyllhj7 @pricetom Adam 12. Some days he thinks he’s 90, other days he still thinks he’s racing

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@JimCognito2016 @JuliaHB1 @metpoliceuk @JamesCleverly He was gesturing to the side of the black person, not at them

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4 years

@Misterbbair Violet Crumble

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@HuwHarries @tomhfh So no one has ever succeeded at further education without passed in English or maths?

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7 years

@Cowcharge @jasonsfolly He put a black woman, a Russian and an Asian American in positions of authority in 1966 segregated America. He would have knelt.

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7 years

@DLoesch @perlmutations Thoughts and prayers, Dana, thoughts and prayers. Also, isn’t it too soon to be politicising those death threats?

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5 years

As someone who’s mental health has caused them to isolated in the past, my tips for keeping things together are: •shower daily •clean your house •make your bed •change your clothes •Do the ironing Take pride in the mundane things above

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5 years

@TelePolitics Something about laying down with dogs

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@ajsSaveOurUk @GMB @Nigel_Farage An unelected leader of a party with no mechanism in place to remove him as leader of that party. But yeah, democracy.

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2 years

@andrealeadsom It’s not violent. It’s free speech.

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@FrankAmherst @JohnFugelsang Like this?

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6 years

@t3rrywr1st @BThompson1993 @Stephen_Noakes @JonathanWood3 @britainelects @DeltapollUK Or-der. Order

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@leo1979xz @NichSmith @Ciaran28469219 Animals ripping apart other animals for sport should have no place in any civilised society

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@MrHarryCole It’s the Poundland 3rd Reich

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@GrantSana @drphiliplee1 @BBCNews And had underlying heath issues

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@AnnieMe15069567 @mr_plantgeek @MyGarden_Uk @plantsbloke @Love_plants Even a small courtyard can bring in nature. Here’s mine

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4 years

@drphiliplee1 I’m waiting for Karen on Facebook to give me the definitive guidance, thanks.

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7 years

@Waynelittlewood @MirrorCeleb

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@fiddlecub @pansaralance @Conortroversial Fair point. But lets not pretend that Harry Potter is in anyway original

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@PaulBrandITV Would it be simpler to annonce who hasn’t resigned?

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@PaulBrandITV Unless he needs an eye test

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@whufc_uk The queen’s great great grandfather was German. Her great grandmother was danish. Her grandmother was German. Her husband is Greek. His sisters married Nazis.

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6 months

Safe journey my best boy. I love you

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6 years

I’m hoping for a spring wedding

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@DailyMailUK

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@godblesstoto This is not the hole you’re looking for

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@ClarkeMicah Mesopotamia (Iraq) instituted the concept of celebrating the new year in 2000 BC. Just a few years before Lenin - but don’t let that spoil your @DailyMailUK revisionist history lesson

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@simplysimontfa @Nigel_Farage 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@Loud_Pipes_ @mike_Zollo The English have no such right. We banned them 20 years ago. There have been no mass school shootings since then.

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@mafeng_madu @Arsenal @gaygooners Every other month of the year

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@EllieHarleyand @OwenJones84 Democracy gives us the opportunity to bring down governments. That’s why we have it.

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@christopherhope @AllisonPearson Ordinary racists

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@Bren4Bassetlaw @SuellaBraverman

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@ClaireHoare @JeSuisSabotEUr @JASEMARKRUTTER @Dickybeau A drop in the ocean compared to the tax dodging of the rich and corporations

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@Newsweek We have those games the uk. There’s not been a mass school shooting for 20 years, which, coincidentally was when we banned guns 🤔

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@Firetrench @DianeJamesMEP Remain was higher in areas of higher education and a better grasp of world affairs 🤔

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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg @StuartAndrew This worked well 👍

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7 years

I don’t scrub up too bad

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@christylaverty They’re all spawned from eggs harvested from Queen Victoria in 1872 to keep the bloodline pure

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@thequentinletts Want to close down freedom of speech?

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5 years

Happy Orthodox Christmas everyone! 🎄

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@AntonyBlampied @pkandelic @chiller I wish I was half anything but British, then I could hope for citizenship of another nation

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It's not looking bad, even if I do say so myself 😊

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@FarnesBarnes1 @TheSun I forgot we’re actually in 1918

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@DPJHodges @Auriga__ I wonder where this all started?

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@mrjonnyclark @PoliticsForAlI @metpoliceuk Maybe if someone suggests a statue was under threat at the time

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5 years

It’s like Narnia

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@AdamWagner1 @beccasteinfeld @charleskeidan It took thousands of years for same sex couples to have the right to have their relationships recognised in law. But hey, straights.

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@TechnicallyRon @NFGmart I'm surprised she casts a shadow

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@ClaireHoare @JeSuisSabotEUr @JASEMARKRUTTER @Dickybeau No, but put it in perspective. Don’t demonise a small group of people just because of what the Daily Mail tells you

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@DPJHodges @EmmaKennedy Look at the other countries with a tougher lock down. We’re suffering the biggest economic slump in the G7 and the highest death rate in Europe. We took some kind of panicked middle ground and came out the worst because of it.

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@mcs_twit @PedalTrill @hardy682 @bbclaurak If remain had won, and as a consequence the government decided to go ‘hard remain’ join the euro, the European Central Bank and give up our rebate and opt outs, would you complain that wasn’t in the referendum?

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@oflynnsocial Ah yes, a French Norman (of Scandinavian decent) wearing the cross of St George (from Cappacdocia, Greece)

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After a few days of being too anxious to cook much I thought fuck it, and made lasagna

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@Jord_an1 @j_hbsn ✅ You’re Dominic Cummings

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@VEverettmfl @newscientist @miss_mcinerney They’re more at risk coming here than we are from them

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@AndrewRTDavies Sad little man

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@IamAdamStarr Show me the trade deals. Show me the countries begging to sign them. Why are banks moving money to Europe?

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@MahyarTousi Sad little man

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@Benfogle I’d say thats a better description of MPs

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@bo66ie29 I can remember all the words from Puff the Magic Dragon. So what?

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He wants to come on the sofa. But I’m on the sofa. We’ve had this pathetic look for 30 minutes now.

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@PishPishCat Could you sign a bit of paper saying you don’t want any medical care if you contract Covid and don’t want a vaccine if they get one, so the rest of us can benefit? Thanks

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@Daily_Express That's 1/120th the deal with the EU. Plus it's nearly 5000 miles away so everything will either be flown or by a long sea trip.

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@DPJHodges Remind me how this worked out

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4 years

@GwynneMP Maybe we should stop living like it’s still 1945

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6 years

Stop worrying lads, I’ve found my future husband

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@CommonsHealth @MattHancock People might actually die because old people wanted blue passports and morons thought it was all about straight bananas

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3 years

@itvnews @Peston Most people who die in car accidents are wearing seat belts. Dangerous things, statistics.

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@jamescaan @liberalstephen “Are there no prisons?" "Plenty of prisons..." "And the Union workhouses." demanded Scrooge. "Are they still in operation?" "Both very busy, sir..." "Those who are badly off must go there."

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@mandysmith754 @thismorning @BegumNadiya Would never happen to a good Christian

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