Jake @j_hbsn Twitter profile

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Jake

@j_hbsn

4 years

Isn’t this the beginning of Loose my Breathe?

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Jake

@j_hbsn

5 years

I am sick of TV shows putting a token person of colour (often black women) on a show to defend the existence of racism. There are six... SIX.. people on that panel and one person with experience. it’s designed so white people control the conversion... structural racism at play

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Jake

@j_hbsn

3 years

The news about a potential vaccine for HIV is so so amazing. Bloody love technology.

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@j_hbsn

1 year

So that’s what I look like when I b*tt*m

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Jake

@j_hbsn

1 year

Anyone want a husband?

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Jake

@j_hbsn

5 years

Clearly you ain't nutted whilst someone is smashing your second hole

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@j_hbsn

5 years

Just got called a fa**ot walking down the road but don't worry, it's been made totally acceptable by the BBC.

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@j_hbsn

1 year

@simonefiii @lukeyism New favourite reaction to anything that stresses me

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@j_hbsn

6 years

@itsandrewbrady @courtneyact This is the greatest love story of our time. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

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@j_hbsn

5 years

You know something? People like @CorbynistaTeen give me hope that people are still fighting for what's right. I hope to goodness people like him goes into politics to make a change because we need it.

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Jake

@j_hbsn

2 years

This sums up how much love there was for @Tinashe #brixton

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Jake

@j_hbsn

4 years

Guess I’m a homo-ner

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Jake

@j_hbsn

3 years

Happy Pride Month 🏳️‍⚧️

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@j_hbsn

5 years

The Northern line, 8am on 6th January

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Jake

@j_hbsn

4 years

An insta gay who lives up the road from me hosted a chill out just before Xmas and now he has covid.

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@j_hbsn

3 years

Big Willy problems

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Jake

@j_hbsn

4 years

I became a foster parent today to this cutie 🥰

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Jake

@j_hbsn

8 months

LGBTQ+ folks… there’s a Black owned Queer venue in Clapham that doesn’t get anywhere near enough customers compared to A*ch, B*idge, or B*ewers. How can we get more people to Neptune?

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@j_hbsn

4 years

Americans have ptsd I swear

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Jake

@j_hbsn

5 years

Hands up if you slept like shit last night 🙋🏻‍♂️

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Jake

@j_hbsn

4 years

Don’t trust anyone who decides to use Apple Music instead of Spotify.

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Jake

@j_hbsn

1 year

Never thought I’d do this but here’s my 4 months gym progress. 4kg lighter, 1.5% reduction in body fat.

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Jake

@j_hbsn

5 years

My filth mind thought this was his d- ya know never mind

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Jake

@j_hbsn

4 years

Of course this would get traction when it’s typo central. Anyway, support trans rights.

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@j_hbsn

4 years

Merry Christmas all; time for Bucks Fizz

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Jake

@j_hbsn

5 months

Day 2 as a parent and WTF have I done?

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Jake

@j_hbsn

3 years

Brunch babes

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Jake

@j_hbsn

5 years

And the racists are out. Anyone that suggests Piers is “amazing” in this sentiment and agrees with it then unfollow me. Block me. Do whatever but you won’t like the future.

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@j_hbsn

5 years

If this is going to get momentum then you can complain to ITV here. Remember that ITV has a dedicated page to inclusion and are members of the Creative Diversity Network, has an Embrace (BAME 🤢🤢) network and actively promotes employee wellbeing.

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@j_hbsn

4 years

summoning circle, ‘cause we all need this to happen 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Boris’ 🕯 🕯 Resignation 🕯 🕯 Letter 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

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@j_hbsn

4 years

Paul Brand

@PaulBrandITV

4 years

BREAKING: The Prime Minister will chair a Downing Street press conference this evening to respond to the Covid crisis.

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Jake

@j_hbsn

1 year

Grindr in Clapham right now

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@j_hbsn

1 year

@keyon @felonioustwunk Like, why would someone throw out a $7k sofa that was a little dirty, but not broken if it wasn’t riddled with something grim

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Jake

@j_hbsn

4 years

Well it’s a home of sorts. Need some blinds because the neighbours won’t wanna watch me beat my meat

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Jake

@j_hbsn

3 years

Happy Father’s Day to all the men I’ve called daddy

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@j_hbsn

11 months

Anyone for a nap in the sun?

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Jake

@j_hbsn

3 years

Bringing homo-realness to SW4

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Jake

@j_hbsn

4 years

Mum I’m gay:

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Jake

@j_hbsn

1 year

Who wants a spooning?

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Jake

@j_hbsn

3 years

Someone put my face through som app and I would 100% fuck me if I looked like this

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@j_hbsn

1 year

Post nap feeling 💃🏽

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@j_hbsn

1 year

Mirror, Mirror on the wall

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Jake

@j_hbsn

5 years

And as the barber pulled my head back, leant over me and grabbed my face to trim my beard, I realised, I never wanted someone to spit in mouth quite as much as I did then

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Jake

@j_hbsn

5 years

Actually I'm not. Someone hang out the back of me please

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Jake

@j_hbsn

2 years

Night hoes

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@j_hbsn

5 years

I'm disgusted at where my mind was this morning

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Jake

@j_hbsn

3 years

News links

Miranda van Tilburg

@DrvanTilburg

3 years

Good news on vaccine front. mRNA vaccine for HIV elicit immune response in 97% of people vaccinated.

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Jake

@j_hbsn

4 years

I’d happily swap refugees for racists.

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Jake

@j_hbsn

6 years

How the fuck are some of you finding the love of your life 6 times a year when I can barely find my other sock?

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@j_hbsn

6 years

Just @semadivad looking cute

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Jake

@j_hbsn

1 year

Twitter gays: can’t wait to show my outfit off at Hoopla The outfit:

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Jake

@j_hbsn

4 years

Me when HR send another update about coronavirus

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Jake

@j_hbsn

5 years

I started (reluctantly) gymming early this year and it's the first time in about 31 years I've not hated my body. I don't love it but maybe if I went more frequently/ate less pizza/ skipped a wine or two then it would be better but 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Jake

@j_hbsn

3 years

How is tomorrow not Friday? 😭😭😭

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Jake

@j_hbsn

10 years

I've just heard some guy in sainsburys say "My lust tunnel took a battering last night" Seriously?

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Jake

@j_hbsn

9 months

What a difference a year can make

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Jake

@j_hbsn

4 years

When there’s more colour to this plate of food than the diversity of this pic

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Jake

@j_hbsn

2 years

Blue Lagoon was a vibe

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Jake

@j_hbsn

4 years

This picture of me and my nephew is just 🥺❤️

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Jake

@j_hbsn

4 years

Again, the whole set up of this is disgusting. Why not create a balanced discussion where there is more than one black woman on a panel to talk about racism? Oh because white producers want the power play to structurally shut down the person who has experience of racism

Dawn Butler ✊🏾💙

@DawnButlerBrent

4 years

Sorry to break the news to you. Boris Johnson is racist.

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@j_hbsn

4 years

Urgh look at the beauty (not my grim smile)

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Jake

@j_hbsn

3 years

How the fucking fuck is it Monday, AGAIN? 😖😖😖

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@j_hbsn

3 years

@Gus_JordM London heat is like standing behind the back of a bus

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Jake

@j_hbsn

5 years

What it’s like dating me

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Jake

@j_hbsn

8 years

Rolled over to spoon the boyf. His response: "you smell a bit homeless babe"

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Jake

@j_hbsn

2 years

Me watching the latest gay drama on Twitter

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Jake

@j_hbsn

1 year

One sweaty pup at the gym (look at the sadness in those eyes)

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@j_hbsn

2 years

This lighting though 😍

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Jake

@j_hbsn

5 years

Apparently I have an abnormal tongue and can not control my face

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@j_hbsn

4 years

Ok maybe I will post a pic but hide the bit I fucked up

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@j_hbsn

6 years

@hatttiegladwell I recently joined a gym after 30 years of being terrified from years of bullying

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Jake

@j_hbsn

5 years

summoning circle, i hope it works 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 Some 🏳️‍🌈 good 🏳️‍🌈 dick 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈

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@j_hbsn

5 years

Whew... Who knew that when you come out as gay, you also sign up to a lifetime of emotionally stunted and unavailable men too?

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@j_hbsn

4 years

Clapham High Street vs Clapham Junction

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@j_hbsn

3 years

Made a friend, Twitter

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Jake

@j_hbsn

10 months

Here’s two instead

Bridget 🎀❤️

@bricafoli1

10 months

Let’s see a picture of you in suit.

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@j_hbsn

3 years

Day 2 of ADHD medication and I’ve done more work in the past two days than I’ve done in 6 months :/

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Jake

@j_hbsn

5 years

No I don't want to be the tea. Fuck off

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@j_hbsn

5 years

@dezzaxx_ Loool his employer is a clear fan of Boris too so am I surprised? Not in the slightest

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@j_hbsn

11 months

Splish splash 💦😏

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Jake

@j_hbsn

4 years

Fucking cheek. I’m selling a rug and the AUDACITY of this person 🤣🤣🤣

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Jake

@j_hbsn

1 year

It’s called Bank Station

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@j_hbsn

3 years

Monday AGAIN tomorrow. Why the fucking fuck is this so often?

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@j_hbsn

3 years

Going ✈️ superhero powers

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Jake

@j_hbsn

5 years

Me: hi sorry I'm late for my interview. I had to change from the central line to district at Bank and lost three days of my life

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@j_hbsn

3 years

City lights, city nights

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Jake

@j_hbsn

3 years

Wanna get sweaty?

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Jake

@j_hbsn

4 years

6 months ago we were all like it’s gonna be fine, we’ll get out of this stronger, clap for the NHS, blah blah blah Now, the same people are doing this

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Jake

@j_hbsn

4 years

Of course I left my flesh light in the bathroom for my housemate to pick up and question what it was.

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Jake

@j_hbsn

5 years

Ya know what I miss most about being in a relationship (except wearing my clothes - actual hate/love it) is having a cuddle before bed and feeling their warmth.

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Jake

@j_hbsn

5 years

Hi my name is Jake and I have a max limit of THREE drinks before I'm drunk... Who even am I?

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Jake

@j_hbsn

3 years

I think we need to accept that vaccines are not a cure (they will only help prevent serious illness) and that COVID isn’t likely to go away ever. If anything, it will become a “third world” disease due to vaccine “savourism”, donating from richer countries to poorer ones.

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@j_hbsn

4 years

I love a lads weekend away but trust me I cannot wait to get home, shove my [redacted] in my [redacted] and bust my n*t

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Jake

@j_hbsn

3 years

@ChantayyJayy Same people that like Mrs Browns Boys

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Jake

@j_hbsn

4 years

The videos of all the gays on Clapham Common today makes me sick.

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