Jaded old hack though I be, am haunted by footage of Jacob Rees-Mogg and his young son being so menaced by protestors that he needed a police phalanx. This is the most polite of men, with his kid, for God's sake. Weird, bad days. And still that idiot Letwin wants delay.
At a Tory association meeting this week in a pretty liberal part of the West Midlands, a friend tentatively said he'd vote for the Brexit party in any European Parliament elections. Brief silence. Then a show of hands as 90 per cent of th meeting (chairwoman included) agreed.
Shortly before Christmas, Eurosceptic Tory Sir E Leigh surprised the House by expressing 'unfashionable support' for T May and saying he might support her deal. Today the same Leigh was made a Privy Counsellor. Pure coincidence.
Sir Patrick 'Star Trek' Stewart calls Brexit 'the saddest, grimmest thing to have happened to me since I have been involved in politics'. Did we miss his election to public office?
Ministers and officials think forcing people to wear muzzles will encourage them to travel and go shopping It will have the very opposite effect on me.
'Unconsitutional' means 'against the rules' but so far as one can gather, Boris's Queen's Speech proposal is perfectly within the rules, and, er, more rooted in precedent than some of J Bercow's recent decisions.
Dear Lord, poor David Amess. He was the most enthusiastic, positive of presences in the Commons, never angry, usually beaming, and quite often talking about Southend. It was impossible not to like him.
Sky's politics people have interviewed football's Gary Neville. I am going to hold out for when
@SkySportsNews
gives a punditry slot to Jacob Rees-Mogg. That might be better telly.
Rather a draining and emotional day with the announcement that I have voted Leave from the Mail and agreed a future economic partnership with Times/Sun Times/Sun to sketch, review books and theatre and write features.
Tory command's decision to de-suspend sex-text Tory MP Andrew Griffiths so that he can vote for the vicar's daughter is glorious. A decadence to match the last days of Rome.
Mere hours after big scenes of celebration, barely a month since an election widely seen as a 2nd ref, the BBC website is running a prominent story headlined 'Have Britons changed their minds on Brexit?'
Good grief, have had hate emails for my little Tweet about skiing across Swiss border. Europhiles, acidic, say this is all thanks to Shengen. Oddly, I first skied across Swiss border c.1975, pre-Shengen and pre-EU.
Protestors outside Tory conference chanting βscum, scum, scumβ, βbastardsβ and various charming forms of the F word. Where are Ofcom when you want them?
Junior Drs? My wife was with her ailing mum, 84, at local hospital, 4am. Struggling to get her off the loo, my wife put her head into the corridor and cried for help. A c.30 year-old medic said 'I'm a doctor, that's a nurse's job'. Then went back to his colleagues, laughing.
Chap I know, lifelong Islington-style Labour, vociferous Remainer, 65ish, not a Corbynite, is so angry at EU's treatment of Mrs May that he now wants Brexit.
Covid lunacy: tonight's West End performance of Walden cancelled at last minute - with audience in seats - because one backstage hand tested positive. How can producers ever break even with these rules?
Good thing about this week: it has smoked out the misbehaviour of politicians (especially in Cabinet) and has laid bare to the country that, if anything, we 'cynical' sketchwriters have long under-reported the grotesqueness of Westminster.
If Mrs Sussex is right about marrying Harry earlier than known, you wonder what Justin Welby was playing at. Did he really collude in making that church wedding a pretence?
Mrs May's wetness on Brexit is dreary and defeatist. Hard to see how any Conservative activist can be galvanised by such a hand-wringer. Roll on a leadership challenge.
From what I am hearing from (a handful of) Conservative party members, any leadership contender might want to observe social distancing from Sir J Major.
Cricket is only a contact sport when dim batsmen run in to each other. The slips stand 6 ft apart. Wickie and umpire can stand back. Players can arrive in their whites, bring their own sarnies and affix pads at one end of a bench. Exercise would be taken, morale boosted. Why not?
Can it be true that tonight's BBC Question Time has both Gina Miller AND Jurgen Maier, two of the biggest anti-Brexiters? That's like packing a panel with both Nigel Farage and Tim Martin.
John Longworth and three other Brexit MEPs, including Anunziata Rees-Mogg, to do a mass resignation this morning and tell supporters to vote Conservative.
India in 1947 had rather less difficulty gaining its independence than we are having in 2017 leaving the Brussels empire. Time for Boris to go the full Gandhi.
The strange spectacle of London liberals attacking a socially liberal Conservative PM for too-liberal penal laws created by a Labour government they all called insufficiently liberal.
If BBC managers and editors had decency, news sense, or even a sense of their own survival, they would be placing Prine William's comments at the top of their shodddy news website.
One of Hereford's busiest publicans tells me his experience of the 10pm chuckout: drinkers are hosing back beer in the last 45 mins and are then going silly on the streets. He is losing Β£200 a night in takings. The punters think the politicians have 'lost the plot'. So does he.
Early reaction from acquaintances suggests that the compulsory masks policy is snortingly unpopular - Boris Johnson's equivalent of Theresa May's Chequers deal.
Am told parliament to hold inquiry into the Speakership, not least re: the Speaker's freakishly big pension entitlement, which J Bercow refused to surrender at time of financial crash.
A neighbour in her 80s with v bad heart problem broke hip in fall at home at 7pm; was found, cold and fading, at 9am by a friend who rang 999. Ambulance arrived five hours later.
Just had a chat to three ladies outside Commons protesting peacefully against lockdown. One of them, c.55, gentle-mannered, was arrested the other day and kept in handcuffs for four hours.
A friend's son, 10, plays in a Herefordshire boys' football league. If anyone shouts 'man on!' the ref blows his whistle and gives a free kick. They are told they must say 'person on'.
C4 took care to note Tory candidates' school backgrounds. And those of C4 presenters? Guru-Murthy, Snow and Newman all privately educated. Snow and Newman are children of public-school masters - Newman's dad having taught at J Hunt's Charterhouse.
Dear Channel 4, my hearing isn't great but if I thought the PM just made a striking remark about 'people of colour' (as opposed to 'talent' which is what he really said) I think I would have checked it with fellow hacks.
Relish the high wrist action with which May loyalist Alan Duncan applauded last night's result. That's the way long-serving Soviet praesidium middlers used to clap.