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Heyo! It’s Thursday, and do we have a show for you. Forget about the VP debate, forget about Iran firing like 600 missiles at Israel, and forget about the national debt that is going to push our country to the edge of extinction. Biden is looking to cut costs.

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@lporiginalg But they lock a guy up for two years for posting “offensive” stickers? Come on

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@WomenPostingLs You lied to him for 6 years. See yourself to the door.

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@lporiginalg Am I reading this correctly? You are getting divorced because your husband is attracted to you?🤣🤣🤣

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@InsaneCope Maybe a Detroit 6

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@MomsPostingLs That’s literally how it works. Only reason you don’t see more shed antlers is the squirrels get ahold of them to chew on.

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@DelusionPosting That’s literally how it works. Only reason you don’t see more shed antlers is the squirrels get ahold of them to chew on.

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@reddit_lies That’s Pepe unicorn is great

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@weirddalle Timing, dexterity, coordination, to name a few

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@MomsPostingLs This guy has been burned and ain’t suffering no fools

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@GarbageHuman24 Why do they always resort to violence?

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@lporiginalg A tale as old as time

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@GarbageHuman23 Not sure his color, but he definitely didn’t pay for that iPhone 15 pro max

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@lporiginalg Worried that young men may put down their screens and realize how docile and easily controlled they have become

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@WomenPostingLs She is trying to justify having herpes

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@Rothmus The faces that goes with those toes

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@stone_toss @progredemente Made me think of this scene

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@lporiginalg Guess splitting it all in a divorce wouldn’t have been good enough. She wanted it all plus the insurance money

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@GarbageHuman23 Look up David Lucas’s, the comedian, story about him bogging down his dirt bike in the woods. He had dudes in klan hoods at a meeting literally help get out of the bog and get him on his way.

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@reddit_lies Not fat enough to be a moderator though right?

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@lporiginalg That’s like saying “Oops, we ruined the economies of several countries, brainwashed and entire generation, and funneled piles of money to fake scientists. But we said Oops so it’s ok.”

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@DelusionPosting Everything about this hurts me inside

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@JustPostingLs By Sicilian she means African right?

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@WomenPostingLs You need a newspeak dictionary to understand this

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@WomenPostingLs Can we get this idea trending?

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@Sargon_of_Akkad Send them all back

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@iamyesyouareno They were literally traveling to Bethlehem for the census. This person should read a book.

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@GarbageHuman23 Adam and Eve were white

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@lporiginalg Nicotine and loud music. Very simple

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@lporiginalg Cultural enrichment is what it's called

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@lporiginalg That baby is whiter than his teeth

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@ClownWorld_ Does anyone remember the Explorers?

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@InsaneCope He apparently didn’t get the memo

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@ImMeme0 Am I seeing what I think I’m seeing?

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@lporiginalg Pour one out for Harambe

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@MostlyPeacefull It looks like the protests are having the opposite effect. Bros in flag overalls mocking CA larger women is pretty hilarious. Dudes will be telling stories about the Frat Boy Summer for decades. “Bro remember when we oinked like a pig at the FB. That was epic!”

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@lporiginalg Should say, “places women will mistreat the staff if they are displeased.”

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@DignifAI Shorts are still too short 🤣

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@lporiginalg It’s cause they’re white 🤣

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@MomsPostingLs We just wanna know that if the food supply is running short then we aren’t on the list

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@lporiginalg A small town in England circa 2024

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@lporiginalg Deport them all

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@ScottAdamsSays They are still pushing the bleach hoax. It is hilarious

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@Internet_TLCM I don’t even recognize the person in the last panel. Is it what’s her face from the end of End Game?

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@DelusionPosting Wow, he goes seriously hard for being so wrong

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@DefiantLs Is anyone talking about how all the materials leading up to the Olympics said that it would be related to the last supper? They went back and deleted tons of stuff and are trying desperately to memory hole it all

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@iamyesyouareno If by blacks, he means whites, then yes

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@lporiginalg Dad is doing their homework again

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@DelusionPosting She has no clue how dark the world is. Parents need to stop uploading pictures of there kids to social media like yesterday

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@GarbageHuman23 The lip ring is more concerning than the wts only

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@BCSSaulmerica @GarbageHuman24 No, I’m not a child

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@GarbageHuman24 @barrystantonGBP They've been investigating lots of bored grannies and grandpas s post for a while now. Still have quite cracked the code on the grooming gangs though

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@MPSNewham Hopefully he was able to cover up those eyesores completely

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@pearlythingz Before we were married, my wife and I had been on two dates and had been talking for a few weeks. I had a medical emergency and was in the hospital 3 hours away from her. She left immediately after work and came to the hospital where was. It was a sign

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@GarbageHuman23 I guess black guys are into white girls

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@piersmorgan Haha, Piers going down with the ship.

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@lporiginalg Full blown psy because you think he’ll care you blocked him

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@reddit_lies It’s like they experience a different timeline than the rest of us

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@WomenPostingLs Eating is one of the key indicators of long term compatibility. That’s why most dates revolve around food. I just made that up but it sounded good in my head

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@kwin955 @lporiginalg

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@MomsPostingLs What is she doing with all that perfume? Drinking it?

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@GarbageHuman23 Practicing her makeup skills for the latest TikTok trend?

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@RevRayCistman One group I would run over without remorse and it’s not the top one

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@WomenPostingLs That’s a keeper

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@DelusionPosting Is this supposed to make sense?

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@InsaneCope Looks accurate to me

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@GarbageHuman23 Just find out where his Smash Mouth cover band is playing next and confront him there

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@DelusionPosting If this is real, it would be perhaps the greatest self own

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@WholeMarsBlog @EWErickson This seems to be a theme with this administration

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@Rothmus I’m not even sure you could walk out of five guys with that much food for 24 bucks

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@DelusionPosting Lil spontaneous pneumothorax

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@WomenPostingLs This L is on dad for sure

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@MomsPostingLs Six-hundred and fifty late night Taco Bell run’s later

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@DelusionPosting @InsaneCope Lara Croft above Link 🤣

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@MomsPostingLs And they are Down for the count

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@weirddalle They should just shorten the title to, “married to a woman support group.

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@rawsalerts I'd bet 85% of residents don't know how to boil water

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@lporiginalg Just realized this was an Ai image. Funny though

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@lporiginalg The indigenous people of that island can’t even state their ethnicity out loud? What a clown show that place is.

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@Stone_tossers Gosh, how dare people depict Jesus in a relatable fashion to their culture

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@LozzaFox He sounded like he was about two steps away from saying we need to figure out how to get rid of the internet because it’s run by the far right loons that provide information without proper context.

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@RadioGenoa They reside in Cardiff. Where they are from is another question.

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@andrewlawrence “Fake Crocs eating a steak bake” is a hilarious line

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@lporiginalg Wasn't expecting that

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@lporiginalg He left off, “and they should go back to where they came from.”

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@DelusionPosting Can anyone make sense of this?

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@lporiginalg A lot more Ls to be posted by single women in the future

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@GarbageHuman23 That’s sad, he could’ve just waited it out

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@FischerKing64 From my upbringing, it seems like RW attitudes from many, when dealing with cancel culture, has been one big misconception of what it means to “turn the other cheek.” It’s this odd deep seating misunderstanding that we have to put up with LW nonsense in order to be virtuous,

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@weirddalle Gosh, guess you have to have felt the angst of the time to understand this a silly rendition

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@MomsPostingLs Alex, I’ll take $500 for Things That Never Happened.

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@MomsPostingLs At least she has a sense of humor about it

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@ClownWorld_ How is this any different than kids going through a goth phase in the late 90's early 00s?

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@lporiginalg Well, I imagine they will be sacrificing their seed to Hanes with that kinda list.

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@lporiginalg Toxic food did that. First question would be how much food did you eat from a vending machine in that year

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@reddit_lies A 38 year old using the word “adulting.” Is that normal?

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@iamyesyouareno Black washing?

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@lporiginalg So fake. Funny, but fake

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@BidenHQ I love it when goes into standup comedy mode

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@DelusionPosting Some questions should not be asked

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@ClownWorld_ Enterprise is a scam. I needed to rent a car in Charlotte a few years back because my car gave out on me. I called 6 locations and not one would come pick me up. Their moto is “we’ll pick you up.” All locations had cars but they kept saying I needed to call the closest location

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