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gnomefrog bandobras

@BandobrasGnome

2 months

POV: you go shopping with your gnome bf 🥰

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gnomefrog bandobras

@BandobrasGnome

6 months

How it started: How it's going:

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3 months

Can confirm. 👇

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gnomefrog bandobras

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8 months

Father Mushroom from Soviet fantasy film Морозко (1964). This is how Im trying to be. A trickster spirit with absolutely legendary drip🍄

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gnomefrog bandobras

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11 months

You can't spark up some longbottom leaf and not expect Gandalf to roll up......

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gnomefrog bandobras

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3 months

"Daddy, can you read me a bedtime story?" 🥹🛌🌙 Me (a gnome propagandist):

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10 months

enchanted forest twitter be like

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gnomefrog bandobras

@BandobrasGnome

4 months

I am not 100% positive, but I think my chinchilla may be learning sorcery / arcane arts. Strange things have been happening and she's just looking at me like this 👇 Thoughts?

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gnomefrog bandobras

@BandobrasGnome

25 days

how your email finds me:

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gnomefrog bandobras

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2 months

Just pulled a total baddie😩💕 The baddie in question:

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gnomefrog bandobras

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3 months

How my Twitter mutuals and I look walking around in public:

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gnomefrog bandobras

@BandobrasGnome

7 months

WTF!!!!! 😡 They butcher my kin, shove sticks up their asses, and sell the bodies for eight dollars! THIS COULD BE YOU NEXT. WAKE UP!!!!!

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gnomefrog bandobras

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9 months

Yoooo my wife got me this lil funky dude. 🍄 What should his name be???

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gnomefrog bandobras

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6 months

why am i like this

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gnomefrog bandobras

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1 year

Spotted near Rembrandtplein, Amsterdam👀‼️

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gnomefrog bandobras

@BandobrasGnome

4 months

THE MOTH THAT LIVES IN MY GARDEN TOOK HUMAN FORM. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. WHAT THE FUCK.

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gnomefrog bandobras

@BandobrasGnome

5 months

Need need need need need x 1000000 a LOTR inspired tactical / turn based RPG with this art style. Would play the fuck out of that.

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gnomefrog bandobras

@BandobrasGnome

4 months

Someone HELP. I am currently in Kokiri Forest and this stupid FUCK will not let me pass. Suggestions welcome.

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gnomefrog bandobras

@BandobrasGnome

6 months

I'm so proud to be hosting this year's #WizardOscars ! 🏆I promise to do a better job than Jimmy Kimmel! ✨ Here are your 2024 nominees for Best Potion⚗️: @strongalchemist @gregthesorcerer @TheEnchizza @BimbleWizard @WizardlyBegger

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gnomefrog bandobras

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1 year

tag yourself🍄 @gnomepuddlefen @kinggarfus @grumblygnome @GnomiousBobo @maybegnome @TheShitGnome @Gnomecliff @sneedtheweed @gnome_txt @Tykais123 @Freedom4Gnomes @kahonusgnome @fingalofthegael @BigBallsBarry88 @sparkle_Doodles @JulipPinklebelt @SPACE0451 @ms_puddlesworth

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gnomefrog bandobras

@BandobrasGnome

10 months

Gnomes be like "I know a spot"

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gnomefrog bandobras

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9 months

Say something nice to my homonculus, RIGHT NOW. I'll wait.

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1 year

HHHHHEEEEEELLLLLPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1! HEEEEELLLLLPp m

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gnomefrog bandobras

@BandobrasGnome

11 months

Serious question for you gnomes/wizards/goblins/etc If I were to create a short graphic novel (or individual issues) about life in the Enchanted Forest, would any of you want to appear in a cameo role? The art style would be similar to my prof pic. All black and white for now.

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gnomefrog bandobras

@BandobrasGnome

1 year

this applies to like... everyone following me 🧙‍♂️

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gnomefrog bandobras

@BandobrasGnome

9 months

Not a cellphone in sight, just people just living in the moment 😌

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gnomefrog bandobras

@BandobrasGnome

10 months

when you're mean to me, this is who you're being mean to

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gnomefrog bandobras

@BandobrasGnome

4 months

sometimes..... i feel like giving up..... but then i remember: i got a lot of haters to prove wrong 😤🔥

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1 year

wizard twitter be like

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gnomefrog bandobras

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1 year

this #SaintPatricksDay PLEASE REMEMBER there's a difference between gnomes and leprechauns. ☘️gnomes are a people with a storied history spanning centuries. ☘️leprechauns were invented by the coca-cola company in 1931 to sell literal crack to children. ☘️wake the fuck up.

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gnomefrog bandobras

@BandobrasGnome

6 months

Your Girl: don't worry babeee he's just a friend😝💕 The Guy:

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gnomefrog bandobras

@BandobrasGnome

9 months

LENTIL SOUP GANG WHERE YOU AT✊️😤

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8 months

🤗🪄wizard pranks✨️🤗

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gnomefrog bandobras

@BandobrasGnome

11 months

how gnomes feel living among the tall-legs 😔

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gnomefrog bandobras

@BandobrasGnome

8 months

Me watching the LOTR trilogy for the 800th time

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gnomefrog bandobras

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1 year

you just know Darkbeast FDR atop his chariot of death goes hard as fuck

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gnomefrog bandobras

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1 year

gnome energy 👇

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gnomefrog bandobras

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9 months

Last night was sick as fuck🤙

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gnomefrog bandobras

@BandobrasGnome

11 months

a calling card to all hogs and hog allies you'll never see it coming

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7 months

Stepping out in these bad boys😫

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gnomefrog bandobras

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4 months

How I look walking into my parents' room at 3:00 AM to tell mom I threw up.

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gnomefrog bandobras

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1 year

🦶FEET PICS AS PROMISED 🦶 (i hope you filthy perverts are happy)

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gnomefrog bandobras

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10 months

happy halloween to all my stinky little gnome pals! 🎃🦇🍬👻🍫💀🕷🌙

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gnomefrog bandobras

@BandobrasGnome

10 months

PONDER MY ORB!!!!!!1!1!!!1🔮

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4 months

fuck this fuck this fuck this fuck this fuck this fuck this fuck this fuck this fuck this fuck this fuck this fuck this fuck this fuck this

Basin & Range Watch

@BasinRange

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4,200 Joshua trees are scheduled to be removed are replaced by solar panels for the Aratina Solar Project near Boron, CA in June of this year. They will not be salvaged but funds based on the size of the tree will be placed in a mitigation bank.

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gnomefrog bandobras

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9 months

ONE WEEK TILL CHRIMSBUS🎅 This is how the fuck I look right now!!!

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gnomefrog bandobras

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7 months

He just like me fr 😳

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gnomefrog bandobras

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10 months

What should Daddy Bandobras do for his 300th tweet?🎉 I need yall to weigh in (I CAN ONLY @ SO MANY OF YOU) @BimbleWizard @gnomepuddlefen @SPACE0451 @Tykais123 @gnometweeter @Gnomecliff @placeholderaen @TheEnchizza @Freedom4Gnomes @GnomiousBobo @fingalofthegael and the rest!!

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1 year

i'm humbled that 0.00000071429% of the world's population follows this stupid gnome account

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gnomefrog bandobras

@BandobrasGnome

9 months

#froggyfunfriday with @BrambleFroggy and @gnomepuddlefen 🐸💚 @gnometweeter is the one in the distant corner, being ostracized

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gnomefrog bandobras

@BandobrasGnome

1 year

it works (:

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gnomefrog bandobras

@BandobrasGnome

5 months

🚨THIS JUST IN:🚨 that fucking pokemon dance is now illegal! 🚫🙅‍♀️ anyone who goes "boogie woogie bang bang buddy buddy boom boom" or whatever is going straight the fuck to jail! Sorry!

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gnomefrog bandobras

@BandobrasGnome

6 months

WTF!! Since when does Biden-sama know how to cast Megidolaon?! I'm fucked!

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gnomefrog bandobras

@BandobrasGnome

4 months

"I go to my fathers, in whose mighty company I shall not now feel ashamed." Bernard Hill in LOTR is one of the most impactful, evocative performances in any film. From burying Theodred to his last words, his commitment and authenticity brings me to tears every time. Bless him.

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Thank you, Bernard Hill, for a performance so many of us will always treasure: a truly unforgettable and epic portrayal of King Théoden 💛 Hail the victorious dead!

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1 year

Aragorn: "Send out riders, my lord. You must call for aid. Gondor will answer." Theoden:

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gnomefrog bandobras

@BandobrasGnome

1 year

sorry i haven't been around guys... i've been laying low ever since these photos of me surfaced all over the news...

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gnomefrog bandobras

@BandobrasGnome

9 months

I'M SORRY THIS ISN'T GNOME-RELATED BUT WHAT THE FUCK?????????

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@BandobrasGnome

1 year

the perfect tattoo doesn't exis-

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1 year

yaaaaay it's done c:💫 #NewProfilePic

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gnomefrog bandobras

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1 year

@SorcereryNews we gnomes and gnome-adjacent allies stand with you. command us as you see fit. #greathogwar #victoryislife @Freedom4Gnomes @grumblygnome @maybegnome @GurtFigglewot @JulipPinklebelt @Pibbly1 @sneedtheweed @kahonusgnome @NANCYThecatgirl @witchofworms @D1NGV @SPACE0451 @hotmanliam

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@BandobrasGnome

1 year

THIS ISNT THE ENCHANTED FOREST IT'S 2:00AM WHO PUT ME HERE????? WHERE AM I?????

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gnomefrog bandobras

@BandobrasGnome

4 months

Casting testicular torsion on myself just to feel something... 😔

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gnomefrog bandobras

@BandobrasGnome

1 year

THIS DUDE JUST RAN OFF WITH MY GIRL WTF?! 😡😡😡

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gnomefrog bandobras

@BandobrasGnome

10 months

@BimbleWizard @gnomepuddlefen @SPACE0451 @Tykais123 @gnometweeter @Gnomecliff @placeholderaen @TheEnchizza @Freedom4Gnomes @GnomiousBobo @fingalofthegael She let me hit cause I went on a magical adventure, burned down a Keebler tree, ate pizza, said fuck, showed my rotten teeth, made a she let me hit joke, posted my jam collection, did goblin crack, and livestreamed myself torturing Ernie Keebler. (I hit as many as I could...)

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gnomefrog bandobras

@BandobrasGnome

11 months

Who's been thinking about going as BANDOBRAS GNOMEFROG this #halloween ? 🎃🦇🪦 Make your friends mildly concerned for your wellbeing with this unhinged ensemble!🐸🍬

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gnomefrog bandobras

@BandobrasGnome

1 year

wizards and other magical denizens are also invited @IAmARealMage @seamussy @placeholderaen @Orzakroaken @TheEnchizza @Gandalf21847741 @AElectromancer @tocabo4 @D1NGV @strongalchemist @witchofworms @meris_crabtree @thfuneralparty2 @SorcereryNews

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@BandobrasGnome

1 year

A DEMON HIDES IN PLAIN SIGHT! NICE TRY... BUT I WONT BE FOOLED.

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gnomefrog bandobras

@BandobrasGnome

11 months

🫒me @ the haters🫒 🫒not giving a single fuck🫒 🫒completely at peace🫒

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gnomefrog bandobras

@BandobrasGnome

1 year

⚠️DANGEROUS PERSON ALERT:⚠️ Individual reported to be armed with arcane talisman is traveling in a 2008 White Honda Civic that was reported stolen at 2:17 PM. Last seen entering the Enchanted Forest. Direction of travel unknown. DO NOT APPROACH suspicious persons. #StaySafe

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gnomefrog bandobras

@BandobrasGnome

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Girls be like: let's see what my horoscope says :3 teehee Boys be like: Let us now consult the judgment of the Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale🙏

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gnomefrog bandobras

@BandobrasGnome

1 year

isaac newton when he figured out that an unmoving object won't move unless moved

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gnomefrog bandobras

@BandobrasGnome

1 year

someone throw me like this at @elonmusk

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gnomefrog bandobras

@BandobrasGnome

10 months

The words “hooman” and “hangry” make me want to peel my fucking skin off.

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6 months

G I V E M E S K I N

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gnomefrog bandobras

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11 months

I'm literally gonna steal your girl with this fit and there's nothing you can do about it???

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gnomefrog bandobras

@BandobrasGnome

3 months

Saw this at an art gallery today and it was giving 'medieval/pre-renaissance depiction of an animal' 😵‍💫

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gnomefrog bandobras

@BandobrasGnome

5 months

💪ALPHA / SIGMA MALE TIP #513 : - If you want to be IRRESISTIBLE to women, you must dress and present yourself like this!!!!1! STAY FEARLESS😤💯🦁

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gnomefrog bandobras

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9 months

Logging on to say hello 🪵

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this is a threat

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gnomefrog bandobras

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1 year

STAY SAFE OUT THERE! 👀

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gnomefrog bandobras

@BandobrasGnome

1 year

spell of making you listen to american football's entire discography🪄✨️

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gnomefrog bandobras

@BandobrasGnome

11 months

whoooaaa mama 😍 hubba hubba 👀 *eyes pop out* AWOOOOOOOOGA❗️ *jaw drops tongue rolls out* 👅 WOOF WOOF WOOF 🐶

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gnomefrog bandobras

@BandobrasGnome

6 months

Homegirl had a palace to infiltrate...

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gnomefrog bandobras

@BandobrasGnome

1 year

OH GREAT now my fucking bird got into eldritch magic too!! 🤦‍♀️ just look at this shit, i caught her trying to cast agneas arrow wtf

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gnomefrog bandobras

@BandobrasGnome

8 months

I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS BUT... MERRY CHRISTMAS!🎅

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gnomefrog bandobras

@BandobrasGnome

1 year

Boys night took a turn for the worse

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gnomefrog bandobras

@BandobrasGnome

6 months

Reposting since many of you have not learned the lesson!!! #SaintPatricksDay 🍀

gnomefrog bandobras

@BandobrasGnome

1 year

this #SaintPatricksDay PLEASE REMEMBER there's a difference between gnomes and leprechauns. ☘️gnomes are a people with a storied history spanning centuries. ☘️leprechauns were invented by the coca-cola company in 1931 to sell literal crack to children. ☘️wake the fuck up.

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gnomefrog bandobras

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barbaric. this was my neighbor horatio... he was a good man. this is what the tall-legs want. squirrel feeders from severed gnome heads. STAY SAFE OUT THERE.

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gnomefrog bandobras

@BandobrasGnome

1 year

Why yes my pronouns are U.S.A. U: Under a big mushroom🍄 S: Smoking some longbottom leaf🍁 A: Alchemy on my mind⚗️

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gnomefrog bandobras

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1 year

update: i died multiple times during the hog campaign but was revived thanks to the magic of strofaris the blue, hubert bigglesby ii, bimble the wizard, wise wizard, and lobrum the alchemist thank you @strofaris35142 @hubertbigglesby @BimbleWizard @IAmARealMage @strongalchemist

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gnomefrog bandobras

@BandobrasGnome

1 year

hey can one of you wizards help me? 🥺👉👈 i was trying some transmutation magic on my dog and now he's stuck like this...

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