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Basically a California Compliant Femboy Anabolic Steroids Harm Reduction Advocate ***NOTHING I SAY IS MEDICAL ADVICE*** @CalloftheDeep R.I.P.

Probably the gym/Panda Express
Joined April 2009
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
A weapon to rival metal gear!
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@CountDankulaTV Ours are for hauling freight, not political enemies.
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Hi, we are a failed spin off.
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I live in a world where Violent J turned out to be a upstanding citizen and great dad, and Bill Cosby is a serial rapist.
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Exercise routine.
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On the 8th day god was all like "OwO"
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I made this GEM today.
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"If you only knew how bad things really are..."
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@LABasedComedian @kungfuryfilm "OMG KUNG FURY 2 OH MY GOD I'M GONNA CUMMMMMM!!!!"
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AMAZING REVEAL ON THE KILLSTREAM #MADDOXLOST
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@lporiginalg Woke men all look like Wil Wheaton and that doesn't turn her crank.
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Yo ho my niggas, we is Somalians now.
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@AKnottyPrincess GO RICKY GO!
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@deuxnan I can say whatever lentient homosexuality you have will be expressed while on gear. Tren comes with a ton of mental side effects which is why you hear about tren "made me gay". Nahhhh that androgen receptors in your brain telling you that femboy bussy sounds nice rn.
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The new @grubhub DLC is gonna be dope fam.
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@SarahDaniels I preordered for my GF. Thanks for the heads up!
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Hot chicks are the only ones with any real privilege. Reckless Endangerment??? Bitch cold ass shot someone twice.
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@NickJFuentes Stay strapped America!
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You know I keep that thang on me.
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@JulianPoole19 @Goodtweet_man Imagine the kid comes out black. Red head: Well I'm out.
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@happygoodboy420 @AnimegirlENG Omae wa mou shindeiru NIGGA!
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@LABasedComedian You did a lot more than most people would of done! Don't take it as a loss, you tried and failed but other people would rather just talk shit then actually try to do something!
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@JustinWhang @CalloftheDeep He was a mod in my star trek discord and my number #1 twitter fan. Today just hurts.
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@einherjarvalk This picture is like an Keter type gangbang
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Can I get that uhhhhhh.... full plate Flemish gf?
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It's like the more gun control the more likely your stupid ass is gonna get robbed.
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Here's why @VICE is a garbage rag.
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HOW DARE YOU!!!
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What the fuck?
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@LABasedComedian Putting Punisher skulls on their Dodge Ram.
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@NsPostingFs Felony assault on a police officer after resisting arrest after a DUI that resulted in the the fatal collision with an 67 year old couple with their grandkids. Kids have been stabilized and received minor injuries.
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*surpass Sorry fam.
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@NickJFuentes And get training. Every 100 hours of training might give you one extra second of response time.
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@TheRalphRetort out here on the comeback arc, last time I was this pumped it was when Stone Cold Steve Austin saved the Rock's Ass. Nick Fuentes only knows how to eat hot chip and lie.
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@BANANTICHRIST
Dez
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@The_sigma_fem Because women who shit out a half black baby is gonna be one
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Oof gentlemen, don't post this on facebook unless you want 50 year old women who have been divorced 3 times telling you how you are a piece of shit for making fun of a communist puppet. Yikes.
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OH fuck are we bodying communists today? OH FUCK OH FUCK *knocks over pile of beer cans looking for his FAL and Rodie shorts*
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@WeWuzMetokur Cause of death: Mom's Spaghetti
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When you and the boys get your scuba certifications and decide to flex on the gram.
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What the fuck is up with this grip placement. This bitch is a cop?
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@GuruofTheChibis @JustinWhang The Punk Frogs. TMNT The Animated Series. Attila the Frog - Wields a morningstar. Genghis Frog - Wields an axe. Napoleon Bonafrog - Wields a whip. Rasputin the Mad Frog - Wields a bow and trick-arrows.
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@The_sigma_fem You somehow have more Free Testosterone then him
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@LABasedComedian Probably the 3D Printable Tec-9 that takes glock mags.
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How this gonna play out @WeaponOutfitter ?
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File it under F for "Fuck yourself."
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@mooncult @mooncult don't fuck with me. Gimme a link.
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Look at these faggots.
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When your car breaks down near Ram Ranch and this guy offers you a "ride".
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@omensloth @AydinPaladin @SimianJimmy Raid Shadow legends has done more for YTers than YouTube.
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"You want the birdshot if you just wanna pepper em."
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@JustinWhang @AndrewYang ANSWER THE MAN'S QUESTION!
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@KupoGames @HamptureI Brrrrrrrrrrr. "On my way to fuck yo mom."
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Final Doom's box art is modeled after the ammunition box for the 25mm Bushmaster Autocannon.
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This.
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Everyone who is a DIR diver thinks they hard till Tater pulls out a fucking supercaptivating atomic torpedo launcher.
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STFU SIMP
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@LABasedComedian I keep saying it, this guy fucked himself with Patreon when he spoofed @madcucks patreon account which made them shut down ALL of his shit. Fucking lying ass vape store employee looking motherfucker.
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Uh, someone dropped their dog.
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If you ever refer to yourself as a "sheepdog" U N F O L L O W
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