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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

11 months

Our new short film is up Link:

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

11 months

So sick of seeing this stupid fucking shit. Name ONE bug that tastes as good as lobster or shrimp you disingenuous retards

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2 years

This shit about to be the biggest flop in history

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5 years

@TheRealStanLee I hope when I'm dead my corporate owners Weekend At Bernie's my corpse to shill their products

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3 years

Gonna start blocking anyone who makes Ethan Klein appear in my feed

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2 years

My screenplay is ready, Hollywood

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Simian Jimmy

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6 months

Am I having a racist nightmare or is Twitter full of videos of stereotypical Jewish men scurrying through tunnels like rats

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

2 years

Can't believe people get banned off Twitter for mean words but just today I've seen 3 teenagers die horrifically in viral tweets

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

2 years

Our retribution has begun

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

3 years

Tfw some zoo monkeys are more essential than you

CBS News

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Great apes at San Diego Zoo become first non-humans to receive COVID-19 vaccine

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Simian Jimmy

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5 years

To whoever signed me up for the "Autism Parenting Magazine" email list: The joke is on you! It has actually been very helpful!

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@SimianJimmy

1 month

if my dad was president and he didn't pardon my felony I would smoke a bunch of crack and murder him

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

6 years

Ummmmm, here's the thing: I fucking hate Trump. He embarrasses me everyday, he makes us all look like backwards idiots, and frankly the fact that he got elected means that we probably are all backwards idiots.

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

3 years

This news about Trevor Moore is unbelievable. RIP

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

3 years

Hey everyone. Somebody is submitting false DMCA claims against my Twitter and YouTube accounts to get me taken down for good. Not sure why. First successful claim just went through. If I lose everything, it's been nice knowing yall. Thanks for tuning in while you did.

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Simian Jimmy

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5 years

Assburger (AKA domestic Assbeater) is trying to get my Vimeo account terminated by copyright striking all the videos that feature music he specifically made for the videos. Good luck getting them removed from Bitchute, dipshit! See you in court! Bring all of daddy's money! 🐵

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

3 years

I failed No Nostalgia Critic November and No Nut November at the same time

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@SimianJimmy

5 years

I get that it's hard accepting your mistakes, especially when they're felonies you committed against the person you love, but how immature do you have to fucking be to blame the guy who saved your girlfriend's life for your arrest? You're welcome, cunt

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

3 years

The guy who tried to get my Twitter account suspended has now been suspended from Twitter

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

2 years

Holy fuck the opening scene is literally an elementary school shooting and they released it today anyway lmao

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2 years

The FIRST shot of Kenobi is laugh out loud worthy, and it's not even the return of the goofy lil Jedi training helmets. It's that the moment the stormtroopers enter and shoot, the previously smooth fluid camera movement just starts violently shaking in place. It looks ridiculous.

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

5 years

the number 1 guaranteed way to stop someone from being an incel is to have sex with them do your part

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

5 years

Shit taste tbh

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Mumkey Jones

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5 years

Pretty sure Hitler was confident about pulling off the Holocaust too

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5 years

@cinnamontoastk don't worry, we are confident that we are a fantastic place for creators, artists and users! Just fishing for praise.

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Simian Jimmy

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4 months

I've been getting a lot of messages about rusty. I tried calling him 3 times just now and he won't answer. His stream is still going but nobody is there. I don't know what's going on either

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

4 months

there's no one left to teach me :(

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

3 years

To stand in solidarity with the YouTube Dislike Button, I invite each and every one of you to join me in mass Disliking every video on the Rusty Cage channel. Other than the knife game songs. This is our last chance to send the message

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

5 years

I'm not his girlfriend

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

3 years

Good luck DMCA'ing a Twitter account with no tweets lmao

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

3 years

Ummmmm, here's the thing: I fucking hate Biden. He embarrasses me everyday, he makes us all look like backwards idiots, and frankly the fact that he got elected means that we probably are all backwards idiots.

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

5 years

It's never too soon to make fun of a shooter you stupid fucks Go suck Susan's tits somewhere else

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

3 years

I hope every combination of race/gender gets a turn at being President before a white woman does

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5 years

@notch 🐵

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@SimianJimmy

5 years

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

6 years

My last tweet of the night on the subject: I will never, ever succumb to this "guilt by association" bullshit. Everyone tries to pull it constantly because they're intellectually dishonest. TALKING to somebody is not an endorsement of their entire life or their politics.

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

6 years

@KEEMSTAR Must be rough having a successful channel that YouTube didnt terminate for no reason

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

1 year

Aight time to see what all the fuss is about

Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

1 year

I finished The Sopranos. What should I watch next?

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Simian Jimmy

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3 years

I thought the gorilla glue story was a lazy racist joke at first

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

5 years

Rusty has been giving me shit for a year that Impractical Jokers is my favorite show, and now the best guy on the show is tweeting his videos

Joe Gatto

@Joe_Gatto

5 years

This is fun. Wu Tang Clan Ain't Nuthing ta F*ck Wit! SWING VERSION via @YouTube

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

6 years

Orange. Man. BAD!

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

5 years

@EmperorLemon Shit up vegan

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

2 years

@RealGilbert I owe my career to this man. RIP you were a real one

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

6 years

@TeamYouTube The video is an exact copy of one of the videos you gave me a strike for you literal retard

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

3 years

The Biden administration would rather have daily mass shootings than provide government issued big titty goth gfs, and frankly I find that disgusting

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

2 years

CrowdMade CEO been sweating all day

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

6 years

@GradeAUnderA Reactor killed you. Stay dead.

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

3 years

The people selling NFTs are based, the people buying NFTs are next level cringe

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

2 years

I love reading Chainsaw Man

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

11 months

The interview I got to do with Johnny Hardwick was a Top 5 life moments for me. RIP to a generational talent

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

1 year

Homie with 625k followers stole my exact tweet and couldn't even come close to our likes. This is the power of the monkey crew

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

3 years

Some of you guys are alright, don't go to Isla Vista exactly 7 years ago

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

3 years

People who pronounce Mario like "Mary-Oh" are saying it wrong on purpose to get attention

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

3 years

Just found out Black Panther 2 is introducing a white Wakandan character named "The Wise Cracker" who is a hyper intelligent white guy that is constantly wise cracking jokes

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

1 year

...maybe Elon is completely fuckin retarded after all

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

3 years

Remember when they thought telling us which direction we can walk in grocery store aisles would stop covid dead in its tracks

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

6 years

In high school I was prison penpals with a guy who murdered somebody. If you think that makes me a murderer, you have a mental defect. Seek help

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

3 years

Going under the knife in 15 minutes. If I don't wake up, Bigs is responsible for my animals. Fingers crossed!

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

2 years

If you apologize for jokes you made in the past you're a complete piece of shit "I'm sorry for trying to make people laugh and add a little more joy to the world" Fuck off and retire cunt

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

2 years

Black Panther 3 is gonna be awesome

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@SimianJimmy

5 years

@Davidla95Dh I'm hispanic

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

6 months

There's probably a good reason they had a stained child-sized mattress in the secret jew tunnels right

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

2 years

Only real ones know this is actually from an episode of Family Guy

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

6 years

@asterios really curious about how these trolls flagged my private video with 0 views

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

5 years

"When it hasnt been your day, your month, or even your year" How can the Friends theme song be so relatable even when I don't have any

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

3 years

@YouTube Susan projecting

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

6 years

@TeamYouTube Also I don't know how it was "flagged for review" when it was a private video with 0 views. Who flagged it? Your automated system did. Because it had the word elliot in the title. This video got a strike but it broke no guidelines. Fix it.

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

5 years

@EmperorLemon Unlimited literature and a snack? Where do I sign up

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

11 months

One Piece reviewer on a soy overload

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

1 year

YouTube recommendations are starting to improve

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

5 years

@TheRightOpinion @thewavywebsurf @TeamYouTube If you find a good lawyer send him my way, these fuckers owe me 3 channels back

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

5 years

@realRUSTYCAGE Yeah, I would definitely trust YouTube Creator Studios to not straight up lie to you and then delete your career despite what they told you in the past. Smart call

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

3 years

I guarantee Kevin Feige himself cannot explain why billionaire Tony Stark left $0 to the members of the Avengers

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

3 years

My bad

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

2 years

The supreme court should make obesity illegal next

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

3 years

If it were up to me, the entire internet would be NSFW (not safe for whites)

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

2 years

As someone who hates women but loves killing babies, I feel conflicted

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

2 years

If you're fat as fuck stay off the amusement park ride, and don't play with guns you fucking idiots

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@SimianJimmy

2 years

The real reason we stopped doing TrashRats is because Reactor got a new job as a steward on Kanye's private jet

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

2 months

Honestly did not expect YouTube's AI to understand this shit

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

3 years

Have you ever stopped liking a favorite movie because a YouTube reviewer made a video saying it "sucked"?

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

2 years

Still receiving friend requests on the MyAnimeList account I made 6 years ago to give Boku No Pico 5 stars and then abandoned

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

5 years

@PhillyD @EmperorLemon Oof

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

6 years

@Jeremiah7612 I wish I had a YouTube channel to bitch out of using

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

5 years

@EmperorLemon I'm not fixing it

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

3 years

We are filming Wheel 3 tomorrow

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

8 months

Lord almighty say it ain't so Rip boogie

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

2 years

Getting bullied by my YouTube recommended feed

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

3 years

Will probably do the 3 hours of gay porn stream tomorrow after I get home from church

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

5 years

When people ask me and rusty what it's like being white

Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸

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5 years

Sometimes I think of this race without us in it and it makes me really glad we are doing this thing.

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

5 years

@notch The invite to play smash bros at my house is still open

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

10 months

A movie with this cast could never be made today

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

5 years

@mistertodd Lmao is this a troll account? No take can be this retarded

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

5 years

if it weren't for the goats I would have ended it all 3 months ago

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

6 years

@TeamYouTube So @TeamYouTube PLEASE call one of your human masters so that they can see the error you made and fix it.

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

11 months

@EmperorLemon New Nascar video when

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

3 years

finally those 2 weeks to slow the spread are over

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

1 year

@wwarrior_1 If these Hollywood writers want a raise so bad maybe they should fucking earn it and write better material

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

5 years

@AndrewYang Despite being 13% of the population...

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

5 years

@AndrewYangVFA Finally a candidate brave enough to say what the others wont YANG GANG

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

3 years

My channel just got one of those "Violent Criminal Organizations" strikes that everyone has been randomly getting lately, so I can't post for a week. So the new video and the Short Film Festival will go up after the week ends. Filming Wheel of Cursed Meals 4 soon too. 🦍🐵✊🏿🏴‍☠️

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Simian Jimmy

@SimianJimmy

2 years

@EmperorLemon you use to be funny, now you just care about your life. unfollowed.

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