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@feralmeemaw @ProtonInspector WHY THE FUCK DID SHE BITE INTO IT

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@ecoconat Lalaking naki ihi sa up natagpuang tanga

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@summerahrens “Señorita awesome” i want to rip myself out of this skinsuit

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@qarloscuiapo + owning pugs. Those poor dogs live their lives in agony because of their breathing problems.

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@ronalaxy Its ok girl you’re too good for that garbage app

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@vpneuman They almost got her too

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@done_heng I learned not to do this in 10th grade and i went to a shitty highschool 😭

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@chaenayeri The way this tweet is phrased makes it seem like they snatched someone off the street to steal their liver

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@MackinleyZamora @anzypanzywanzy Easy for you to say, you’re not the one who’s going to die anyway. Putting food on the table for their family shouldnt be a death sentence.

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@SpicyCammy @Esqueer_ You tell em cammy !

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@magmartsa The only questions hell ever ask her are the ones he can use to direct the convo toward himself or on topics he can use to jerkoff his ego over how quirky and smart he is. She’s either gonna get sick of him or cope saying atleast hes not just looking for a fubu like other matches

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@offbeatorbit Yall never write his first name this whole time i thought you guys were talking about ben shapiro 😭

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@taio_sniper @brint He has characteristically handsome features but they’re in wacky proportions, like a parody of handsomeness. Kind of like handsome squidward but different.

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@rezierre So you dont want people going for alternatives to make it easier to boycott?

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@computer_gay Not infront of her ikebana

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@Bb_menita03 Hwite people as soon as they get a taste of local mangoes which are actually edible

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@strychninedrnkr @Dwoprus @trtzzi No its not lol he should be hunted for sport over it

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@pokpokesa Genetics can play a role, but you also seem to be undermining the effectiveness of a well put skincare routine. Retinoids like trifarotene are very effective against acne. Ive also seen his skin before his glow up and while it’s not that bad, it’s a massive improvement.

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@AreYourOrLah @PeshAhumuza The only reason false accusers of rape seem like such a pressing issue is because you fuckers keep bitching about it

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@euronatiii @Sin_Salt The words teacher and overpaid should never be written in one sentence.

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@orthogirlroanne How dare you not include Dorsa Derakhshani in this tweet

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@didyouknowocean Very generous on the grindr hookup.

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@nyaaaaati @K8Sune Take your time 🫶 i can wait

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@yurasvoid They love using this to launder their bigotry. Way too many leftists are morally grandstanding bigoted pieces of shit.

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@_gapc Dis u after you wake up on that table

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@KarlMaalab Chatgpt is useful for similar purposes when supervised by a critical eye but this is like the worst instance to use it for 💀 lecturer toym tas summa but thats the best he could do? Discount ben shapiro amp.

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@nyaaaaati @K8Sune Can you be close to him for my sake 🙏

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@_peirre_ All that effort just to look hideous

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@jegobayani This is so cringe 😭 the twitter clout got to your head

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@TattooLuv1 @vampiric_shirin You will never be cammy

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@theblessedbhie Philstar is in terrible need of editors. Their articles are riddled with grammar errors and lack punctuations.

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@EbenOfficia @Us3rrr808 @4vataruniverse Yes. Thats the joke

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@hello__caitlin They gave you someone elses order and a pregnant woman somewhere on a different table is so pissed rn

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@_celia_bedelia_ I finally did it, i misread it as lebanon and was confused for a sec

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@daniel_loprez @missleidemin Do you want me to give you a coloring book and some crayons to keep you occupied while i do the rest of the thinking for you while you’re at it?

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@rezierre Ang funny lang it was originally made as valid criticism against terminally online people, now its being appropriated by terminally online people like you 😹

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@texanfeminist23 I cook dinner for my family very occasionally and if i hear them say anything like this i will never cook for them too.

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@azaz_ovedya @MelechThomas Flag checks out. Always at the scene of the crime.

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@cededream Robin really took our standards to the gutter huh

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@ThegayagendaTM @salmattos Hes gay in the rest of the multiverse

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@jimmyoutsold I like them because they like my flop ass comments

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@munochld They’re in the same building

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@operatorerror13 @offbeatorbit No im just from the opposite side of the planet

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@jeong_sakata @kuntimora Good ending

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@iji_gavran You people need to get a job so bad omg, its just a funny post about shoes ffs

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@wellsjo90 @grateflDeadlift @soychotic If he didn’t elaborate hes gonna make himself look like one of those dreaded one line repliers. People hate those types.

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@daniel_loprez @missleidemin Its the intention girl. At icheck mo Yung replies. Hes being intentionally vague on whether hes trans or not. With a few more steps of thinking its clear what hes doing is clout chasing.

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@zzzhizzzon Inuuna pa maging nationalist kesa maging makatao. Siya kaya maging refugee

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@rubianesahl You’re on twitter its harder to identify who isnt a narcissist here.

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@niggabootyshake Found his dad

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Mom: I’m two minutes away I hope you washed those dishes Me:

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@evristainted Most men dress like adam sandler every chance they get its awful

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My late grandmother used to tell us about her experiences during ww2 and one of them is she saw japanese soldiers throw literal infants in the air and catch them by skewering them with their bayonets

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the japs made my great grandfather eat his own flesh. still no justice for filipino comfort women and the comfort women statue still not back. this is not controversial at all.

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@jaicabajar This explains things

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@BonnieEnhle Exact same thoughts. A business plan aint something you do over a lunch break. But he wouldn’t know that.

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@YourAvelon Lahat nalang pinang clout chase. Papansin. Cheap talaga ng mga baklang kagaya mo.

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@hiram_ryu Tapos na great depression, di na kailangan iration ang pagkain lalo nat fastfood lang naman yang ginagawan mo ng issue. kung yan gusto nya hayaan mo nalang wala naman syang inaapakang tao. OA mo neng.

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@bashgita Naka condo nga pero sa smdc, puta sobrang sikip kailangan ata naka tayo kayo pareho habang nagkakantutan

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@SoHardStan @pvssytightt @stunnacardi @fionaspawn I was expecting 6’3” the way she said it. Not short either tho

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@keeeeeb22 @ecoconat @KebCuevas Clock that tea

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@DrJenGunter @moodymoodimoode Hell if she cant do it herself we should do it for her

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@scorsaguin Harry roque being exposed as an atm gay is the final straw. Bukas magaaral na ko magbasketball to start assimilating among the str8s

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@theblessedbhie Youd be out of your mind to think 15 million filipinos are going to be decent reasonable people just because of who they voted for.

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@karatinyoko @teacherbuknoy Not to ascribe morality on beauty pero talagang tinerno ni lord yung hitsura nila sa ugali nila no

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@WackyW3irdo @CasaDupre The anchor would be firecracker instead

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@autismpills Know what twink means?? Are you sure?? 💀

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@jekoranium Im not a lawyer but could it be that you left law school too early? It would make sense for the earlier years of lawschool to be dedicated to increasing your knowledge and reinforcing them no? We have who knows how many laws out there and how many niches.

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@McBidens @nikicaga Yeah but only if you’re already boring lonely and sad

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@snorkkkmimimi Akala ko nung una fanart nila

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@leamaric He looks like lorde with a faceapp genderbend filter

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600 likes but its the sort of people your mind filters out of your sight when you’re outside.

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seeing who liked me on hinge fills me with rage and hatred

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@LookingLikeLeon @Natashreo @TheBabylonBee Exactly

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@ChasidyAmorette @GIRLTH1NG Thats a reach

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@azaz_ovedya @MelechThomas Didnt say otherwise

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@lvpnaki @azealia_tiktok @sxndbxrg Im gonna kms i keep reading it as aparteed not apartide it all makes sense now

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@jegobayani Si oa

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@hannahbettina_ Nasama ata lumabas utak ni accla sa pag tae nya sa banyo ng up

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@scorsaguin Planning to get hpv shots myself in the future and dito sa clinic na to kasi mura lang compared sa iba i think. havent done much “research” sa clinic na to so if someone here has any experience with them pls chime in or tell me in the dms.

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@gentlekwy This is what using bumble is like

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@AhmedKelm7298 @taio_sniper @brint Me and you

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@Gusstelier @edilypilled

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@Meth_In_June i dont think men have a pattern of kindness

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@ImWeeb0 @thatfrood So what was his explanation

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@jcpunongbayan @MerriamWebster For someone with more feathers on his hat than hair on his head its funny you dont understand a concept as simple as language being arbitrary.for instance look at oxfords definition affirming that watching the movie via piracy still counts as boycotting (by commercial relations)

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@Cyndy_A @CoinsGoUp @HendrixMonae Fr. They all sound like this but they’re being serious about it

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@drummyt @madisontayt_ Where is it

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@chichar_eon Tagal naman mamatay ng coffee project

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@dodobabs_ @goshimi514 Drag that stupid fraud

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@Kylecan210 “Kung di ako straight” ok girlll

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No looks no personality no nothing. Just living breathing destructive wastes of space and oxygen.

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@benandbenjaminn Baby im pretty sure it’s inspired by this 😭 pero luma na kasi yan its ok

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@hyyade_ @reyssemble

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@arakkisuperstar Gay christinas who choose to reinterpret that fossil of a book instead of turning their backs on the religion are a bunch of spineless cowards to me.

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@rezierre @deadauthoryaoi Im imploring you to go outside and touch grass

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@ajewishbrat Ngl it feels misogynistic to label that as pickme behavior. The r word is a pretty widespread slur other women are going to use that word a lot of times without being pickme about it.

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@Cartoongasm @JeLawwd @GabTheGem Those two are the same person

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@posvenus @itgirlposts The way oli looks normal in comparison…

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@Iarrisgrace @buffys Where the fuck are her eyebrows

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@spoon_and_forg GIVE ME HIS NAME

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@leanbeefmami Puro thinkpieces jusko how about you think before you post your pieces omg

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