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Fran Zaya, no the other one

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8 months

I only wrote one word on myself when I did it

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Drag Queens performing "This is Me":

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3.5 years old with 40 years of work experience and a massive social media presence, the ideal entry-level candidate for corporate America

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Today is Elmo’s birthday! He is 3-and-a-half years old today.

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Lady Gaga as a salmon going through the fish tube

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Me trying to keep up with this week’s meme cycle

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when I was like 20 I said to a wise friend at brunch “ugh those are the type of gays I hate lol” and he said “I hate that there’s a type of gay you hate” and it changed me for the better

max nation supreme leader.

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i'm gonna say it... and some of y'all might get mad at me... but r tweets like these kinda not JUST homophobia

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today is the day

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slay

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Scientists have created mice with two biologically male parents for the first time — a significant milestone in reproductive biology.

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actually, making super explicit plans with someone and then flaking last minute is the most authenticity gay thing he could have done

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Joaquin Phoenix drops out of NC-17 gay romance film w/ Danny Ramirez just 5 days before filming after reportedly getting “cold feet.” Directed by Todd Haynes (Carol, May December), it’s reported the film could lose seven figures as Phoenix can’t be recast.

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they are very rare….but they are always bald

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"Straight man being elevated to beloved gay icon" was not on my 2024 bingo card, yet here we are.

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English teachers when your assignment only has two paragraphs:

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Wishbone is a gay icon. Feeling stifled and ignored, he retreated to the worlds of classic literature and theatre. He would fully immerse himself in these elaborate fantasies and was always committed to the lewk.

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relatable

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I’ve been told everyone loves her

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1 year

the kids today are illiterate because we no longer have this show on the air

AshXAshes 🖤🔪

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1 year

I miss the I Love… series!!! #throwback #VH1

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The “I’m funny and honest about how I got jacked” starter pack

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asking gay couples which one is the Godzilla and which one is the Kong from now on

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They don’t have to like each other. They just have to work together. #GodzillaXKong - Only in Theaters March 29.

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Today a woman on my bus asked if my phone’s wallpaper was my girlfriend and I said yes.

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If you liked shiny souvenir rocks in velvet bags as a kid you’re gay now; sorry I don’t make the rules!

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@VtheEsquire “I was your boss once.” “You were and are no longer and how did that happen?”

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2 months

ask them they did it to me

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How can dudes be gay? The female body is so aesthetically pleasing.

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Me diving head first into the A Star is Born discourse:

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2 years

season 15 be like #DragRace

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I saw that new picture of Oscar Isaac that’s going around and felt compelled to make this:

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6 years

I'm glad that Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events on Netflix is teaching a new generation of kids the same lessons the books taught me growing up: -Literally every adult is useless -The justice system is corrupt -Morality is subjective -Don't have children

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2 years

a single mom who works too hard who loves her kids and never stops

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5 months

baby, that’s Midgar

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I absolutely need to know the story of this pizza shaped suburb development in Florida, like why is a slice missing.

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the mother, the motherest, the protomother from which all mothers are mothered

ari aster’s #1 fan

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kelly performing shoes in 2024 might be the best moment of my life i fear

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1 year

seriously tho whatever drugs Hollywood has been doing, please PLEASE keep doing them bc I want more of this

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Barbie Is Afraid (2023)

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8 years

This is the future liberals want.

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10 months

I am once again talking about the battle belt

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every kudos every spilling all at once

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7 years

Downstairs neighbor: Can you guys not walk so loudly? Me:

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6 years

Tag yourselves:

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Im-a tired of Earth. These-a people. Im-a tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives. #SuperMarioOdyssey #NintendoSwitch

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Editor’s note: I will still be enjoying Whitney Chewston memes and the occasional Millie reference, for I contain multitudes

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8 months

we need an alcohol free queer space for adults with no friends to meet each other

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This is the best version of that stupid picture going around

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Final Fantasy X

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@anthoknees The more I think about this animal the worse my day gets

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3 years

I actually agree with the Mortal Kombat runtime thing. While I love the original ‘95 film it suffers greatly from its 1:42 runtime that doesn’t give us any room to find out who in Outworld gave Sonya Blade this teased blowout after she was kidnapped

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there are are no stan wars in Gag City

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@stevie_mat bear bear bear bear hey bear

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#AvengeTheFallen

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@PageSix Y’all rn:

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@blasianFMA @stevemorris__ Oh wow, we love serialized storytelling

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Nobody: Pokémon Sword and Shield:

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vsco girls didn't invent sksksksksk gay twitter didn't invent sksksksksk no, it was cicadas who invented sksksksksk

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10 months

ah yes the battle of Windows XP

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This pic is actually so gorgeous

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4 years

@IAM_DJ_Michael @DCHomos Can’t make this up. This took exactly two seconds to find and I bet he really enjoyed played a slave overseer.

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@mint_mani @warpaintmufm

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@justinsparked Frank:

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Dani’s sister in Midsommar

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oh to be a gaming PC built by Henry Cavill

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Me: After AS3 and S10 I need a serious break from all things Drag Race *sees S11 & AS4 leaks* Me:

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I’m ⚪️ gay ⚪️ bi 🔘 Extremely disappointed in you. This is a joke to you. You’ve been through anger management. You’ve been through your grandmother getting her lights turned off to buy you a swimsuit for this competition. And you go over there and you joke and you laugh?

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@Wendys

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@Harada_TEKKEN @Sora_Sakurai

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@_RandomJ_ We stan a successful woman on the go

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@woahitsjuanito “Hey youuuuuu guuuuuuys” makes me want to violently throw up

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@ithayla And not just literal skin color either. The designs throughout the show give us a wide diversity of ethnic features, body types, ages, etc. And in the dub they did a great job with accent work to match that diverse energy

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when she turned into a cackling giant and then exploded into a ton of crabs and caused a violent storm that destroyed everything I was like….work diva

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#gifoscars Best Out of Context Marvel Moment

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same energy #E32021

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Happy #Pride2017 month everyone! A friendly reminder:

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MY CONTENT HAS BEEN STOLEN AND REPOSTED IVE MADE IT YALL

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@Danny8bit Ahh yes my favorite genre

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@awkwafina Your last tweets before today were literally two years ago you could’ve just stayed off lmao

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@THEEDeezumaki 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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@adore4elano I miss when the makeover episodes were chaotic messes like this and not like heartfelt and inspiring

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#MetGala looks as Final Fantasy summons, a thread Billy Porter - Quetzalcoatl

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@lifeasjazz @Drebae_ Remember when Tyra made them pose in open graves after that girl’s friend DIED skskdjdhdjdjj

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All The Right Movies

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What is the first film you think of when you see ALICIA VIKANDER?

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I’m not exaggerating when I say that I quote this in some capacity daily

xanax in cinnabon (ali)

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tell me a Vine you’ve never been able to get out of your head

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when I tell you this little button saved lives

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I’m the only survivor here, Sasuke

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Wedding speech: Who here wants to have kids one day? My entire table of millennial friends:

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@RuPaulsDragRace @VH1 Can't believe the Celeb Drag Race winner has already been leaked:

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@Viggie_Smalls93 @sreekotay People have been painting their sexual fantasies for years, go to any museum lmao

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@MixOMadness @sheabutterbby_ @HateULuvMee @gewoonthari @shoetingstar @fwoomp @___ElleB @jadorejanayy

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@BustedRouter @AmazingPosts_ This one looks like a person pretending to be a shoebill so they can study them

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there were, they just weren’t marketed as heavily as the others go figure

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Any BIPOC gay/queer storylines out this year?

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Naomi Smalls explaining herself in the workroom #AllStars4 #DragRace

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Turning looks Stunting pretty I’m why there won’t be another Sex and the City

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@SatyrOnMars Bruce did it too. And Sting couldn’t keep his clothes on in most photo shoots.

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Turning looks Stunting pretty She’s the bitch from The Queen City

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Fiona weighs 796 today! #TeamFiona

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@reiniermac @Hardly__Int the Disney 👁️ not the Disney 🫳🏽

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Me enjoying #HotGirlSummer knowing that sad girl autumn is right around the corner

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@heyjaeee The iconic house of abercrombie and fitchie

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west elm caleb is just 75 loads for straight people I will not be elaborating

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@ginatonicnyc when she said she googled it I didn't think she....actually googled it lmaoooooo

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Team Pitbull right now:

Pitbull

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. @KeshaRose and I have an incredible song together. Nothing will change this. Team Pitbull is looking into this matter. Always nothing but love for Kesha, Dale!