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@Astronitess

9 months

Something the @HoustonTexans will NEVER have.

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@Astronitess

3 years

Orbit. I've never......Twitter remains undefeated 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@Astronitess

2 years

I'm happy that he's back but the team definitely overpaid him by atleast $3M-$5M

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@Astronitess

2 years

Astros win, fanbase complains. Astros lose, fanbase complains. They don't score, complain. Bullpen does bad, complain. Starters don't do good, complain. I really don't like majority of the Astros fanbase. The team is winning and that's all that matters. #LevelUp

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1 year

@astrosdom I'm very surprised it was some Astros fans acting bougie towards another fan who was there to have fun and enjoy the game.

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@Astronitess

2 years

I've been watching football for 35+ years and I've never seen or even heard of this penalty. With 2 minutes left and a 7pt deficit you never know what the @Titans could of done but to lose a game like this is demoralizing. To not have a chance sucks. Eagles next week 😫😫😫😫

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@Astronitess

3 years

@wsyx6 @MylesHarrisTV Brutha your mom is every mom right now. I'm almost 50yrs old and my mom still be pulling up to make sure I'm fine if I don't answer the phone when I'm supposed to be working. Your mom is GOLD. Pure GOLD

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@Astronitess

4 months

Where are the fake @astros fans who kept posting pics of Baker/Maldonado when we the team were going through a rough patch? We don't need them. The team will weather the storm like they've done in the past. Stay away fake ones.

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Jorge

@Astronitess

2 years

Holy crap. I never knew Schitt's Creek was this funny and good. Took me 7yrs to figure it out but damn I'm glad I did

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Jorge

@Astronitess

10 months

A proud moment for me. My @astros have hired a Puertorican 🇵🇷 manager in Joe Espada. My favorite team of all time has a Boricua manager. You guys don't understand how this makes me feel. The pride is leaking everywhere at the moment

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@Astronitess

3 years

Today I'm making my coworkers (Mets/Yankees) fans mad as hell as I'm walking into work with my Astros throwback. Looking and feeling like a champion. 40+ lbs less in 3 months and I feel good. Can I borrow a 🪒 so I can shave #astros #throwback #nolanryan

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@Astronitess

4 months

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@Astronitess

2 months

@DieselBABE20 Happy 40th 🎂🍰🥧🧁🍦🍭🍮🍧🍨🍫🍪🍩🍬

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@Astronitess

2 years

@TheOfficialDenz @SierraNicolee8 He's White in White America

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@Astronitess

9 months

I love how Texans fans want claim to the Oilers uniform. Bud Adams OWNS the Oilers name/uniforms, NOT Houston. Adams owns the team. IP intellectual belongs to the Adams family. NO matter how many please and tears JJ WATT and fans shed it will NEVER leave to Adams family

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@Astronitess

1 year

@FightHaven She's not a KAREN. She's a SHANIQUA

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@Astronitess

1 year

I've never been a Baker fan. When Hinch was fired Baker was brought in to guide the team thru the aftermath of the scandal. During this time he guided the team to a ring. Great, but now he's 74yrs old and the game has changed. It's time to replace Baker and bring younger manager

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@Astronitess

1 year

@ForYouClips Good for you kid. You never let someone hit your mama

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@Astronitess

2 years

To all Astros fans. Let's not forget last year in the ALCS against the Red Sox Game 1: Astros Game 2: Red Sox Game 3: Red Sox destroyed Astros 12-3 Game 4-6: Astros The team has been in this situation plenty of time. Time to wake up those bats and let's go.

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@Astronitess

2 months

@DieselBABE20 Congratulations

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Jorge

@Astronitess

3 years

Dodgers fans. You loveable losers. Take that. Take that. That that.

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Jorge

@Astronitess

2 years

This is why Correa will NEVER return to be an Astros. Peña has become his own entity. No more "Correa's replacement". Peña is his own man #levelup

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2 years

JEREMY IS NASTY.

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@Astronitess

11 months

Alperen Sengun is one of those guys who looks like he can't do much and a minute later his dunkin on your head. Yeah. He's decisively fast and his passing skills are crazy

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11 months

NBA Twitter after Alperen Şengün struggles in preseason: “Şengün is trash. Trade him. Enes Kanter with flashy passes. Rockets fans overrated him.” The actual stars in the NBA on Alperen Şengün:

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Jorge

@Astronitess

1 month

I'm a Dezenzo fan

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@Astronitess

2 months

@laborifina That Boricua Taino temple is hitting in every way. Best mini video on Friday. That confidence is going through the roof

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@Astronitess

3 years

Our defense just got that much better #titanup #Titans

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@Astronitess

4 months

@quoth_the_rave The beach is getting a PHAT butt

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Jorge

@Astronitess

2 years

The man did all this in his Rookie season but some Astros fans are caught up in "As Carlos Correa Turns". Screw Correa. Let him get his money and breakdown for some other franchise. We have our face of the franchise for years to come

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@Astronitess

2 months

@AboogieTaTTed We need a focused pic

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@Astronitess

4 months

@avi_berri I wanna climb that tree

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@Astronitess

11 months

@linzyrother @sk_griffith I'm happy for him. Hope he gets a chance at making the roster in 2024

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@Astronitess

10 months

@DieselBABE20 Puppies

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@Astronitess

5 months

@Sinnamonnnnn Oh yeah

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@Astronitess

2 years

@BradeauxNBA I'm not a Nix fan but I'm not disrespecting the man on his birthday

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@Astronitess

9 months

@avi_berri Wow. Those tree trunks

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Jorge

@Astronitess

3 years

@theMJ_effect @rebelcoren Where you going?. Can you bring a candy bar or something to eat when you return?. Thank you. Have fun. See you later

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@Astronitess

2 months

@BourbonNBball @Orioles @astros I'm a fan of every team that beats The Mariners and Rangers for the rest of the season

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@Astronitess

11 months

@Lissielys Hold up now. I was a but down but this just brought my spirits right up

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Jorge

@Astronitess

10 months

@TitansMan97 I don't care if the Titans finish 0-16 or when they lost the Super Bowl at 1yrd line. I'll never jump ship. I followed them from Houston to Nashville

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@Astronitess

6 months

@KatTatiana_ Happy 25th and we don't mind. Hopefully, the camera person is having fun too 😉😊😁😆

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@Astronitess

10 months

@MakeitNasttyy_ Those eyes and those juicy lips 😉😆😁

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@Astronitess

11 months

Its Friday the 13th and it's past 6:03 pm which means it's officially my birthday. Turned 51 today. My knees turned 67 and my back turned 81. Another blessed year. Plus I'm about to kill this cake. My nieces are looking at me like "This fat bastard better share"

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@Astronitess

2 years

@TheAstrosLocker Justin is pitching today which means he can still start on Tuesday and pitch one inning but if I was him (at 39 and coming off TJ surgery) I'll skip the ASG and start on Thursday on regular 5 day rest against the Yankees. #LevelUp

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@Astronitess

5 months

One of the best moments of my life. A 🇵🇷 became the Heavyweight champion of the biggest wrestling company in the world, Punishment Martinez aka Damien Priest. Soy boricua paque lo sepas #hastalamuerte 🇵🇷

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@Astronitess

11 months

@DieselBABE20 Love the hair do and the mini make -up. You going on a date?

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@Astronitess

11 months

@leslieannkay Damn. It's not even Tueday. Puppies

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@Astronitess

4 months

@angelinamxnae Hi

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@Astronitess

2 years

@salmanfredi We don't need a QB in the 1st round. We need OT/WR/CB. Who ever is the best available player when we pick that's who you go after.

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@Astronitess

2 years

Our new GM doing what he did in Atlanta. Javier was next on the arbitration table. He bought out his next 3yrs of arbitration and gave him an extra 2yrs all for $12.5M a year. Wow #noslogan #screwaslogan

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@Astronitess

2 years

100 wins. What a year so far and we still have 9 more games to go. We cannot play the Orioles in the postseason. They own our pitching staff

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@Astronitess

10 months

@hexx_maniac Pic of full custom?

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@Astronitess

9 months

@DieselBABE20 Someone is Obsessed

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@Astronitess

9 months

@ladi_star28 Those 💋 😍😍😍😍😍

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Jorge

@Astronitess

2 years

@melvaz22 I'm a man. I'm paying for dinner. I'm not expecting ANYTHING in return except us enjoying the evening. Once the night is over and I don't hear "Let's keep it going" or "wanna come in for coffee", I'll be saying "It's time to ride the rainbow to dreamland" and a goodnight

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@Astronitess

29 days

@izzybee__ Damn. They look bigger

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Jorge

@Astronitess

2 years

@honkforjesus Love the cast but I was expecting more from the movie and I didn't get it. Maybe both of those amazing actors can work together in romance comedy in the future

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Jorge

@Astronitess

10 months

@salmanfredi Can we trade you for a 15th round pick?

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@Astronitess

2 years

@NickTurturro1 Holy crap. Is that an actual compliment towards the Astros. Folks I just saw a pig fly and hell has frozen over.

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@Astronitess

9 months

@brianmctaggart Don't be mad the City of Houston didn't want the OILERS name when Adams took the team to a city/state that wanted them and now you guys are stuck with a mid-level football team. The Roughnecks are a better football team than the Texans

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Jorge

@Astronitess

2 years

Happy 43rd to the love of my life my brother Tato.

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@Astronitess

3 months

@FabulousButEvil Ready for some tennis

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@Astronitess

4 months

@newsntunes @raphousetv7 It says MAN

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@Astronitess

2 months

@heyyyleighh Xbox X series for me

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@Astronitess

6 months

@MattyeIsaBaddie Hell Yeah. We'll go out and celebrate your 50th

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@Astronitess

11 months

@DieselBABE20 Yes you pervert 😂😂😂😂

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@Astronitess

5 months

@Sinnamonnnnn Puppies 😍😍😍😍😍😍

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@Astronitess

3 months

@MarkBerman_ The ump heard of Angel Hernandez's retirement and he dedicated this game in his honor

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@Astronitess

5 months

@oohDB4lalaL Don't hide the good stuff

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@Astronitess

5 months

@camibrown1984 Happy 25th 🎂🍩🍦🍰🧁🍪🍧🍨🍫🍬🥧🍭🍮

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@Astronitess

3 years

No matter where I am, even in upstate NY, I rep my @astros @HoustonRockets . It feels good to finally get a fade/shave from a real barber. Feels so good and I feel so pretteee 😂😂😂😂🍩🍩

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Jorge

@Astronitess

2 years

@Mr_titan5 I liked him but now all he does is complain about the Titans. Move on homie #titanup

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@Astronitess

7 months

@siilversurferrr Step away from the phone 😉😁😊😆

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@Astronitess

11 months

@rosethaaartist Hope those ladies know that the majority of males have regular jobs with regular pay and not athlete/performer money. A lot of the places on the list are good places to go eat and have conversations.

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@Astronitess

6 months

@dear_blkqueen I'm glad I'm lactose intolerant

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@Astronitess

10 months

@Ziarah143 Fun sized is only if you're under 5'3"

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@Astronitess

10 months

@bunnnyjuice My favorite bunny

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@Astronitess

2 years

Happy 3 Kings Day to anyone who celebrates it. My favorite holiday growing up

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@Astronitess

2 years

@Incredi6le_Hulk @Titans Amazing how majority of fans pretend to know this rule but today was the first time I've seen a flag thrown and penalty call

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@Astronitess

1 month

@superwomanesq but please don't lose that butt 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@Astronitess

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@angelinamxnae Definitely

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@Astronitess

2 years

Holy crap. Urquidy went 8 innings for the 1st time in his career. #LevelUp

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@Astronitess

2 years

Holy crap. I'm 50. Let's go @astros . Give me a win for my birthday. #LevelUp

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@Astronitess

5 months

One pic sums it all

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@Astronitess

3 years

@FTBVids_YT Rachel Nichols getting demoted and it's shows by her question

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@Astronitess

4 months

@AboogieTaTTed How can I see more of this?

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@Astronitess

11 months

Tucker is just having a disastrous playoff run

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@Astronitess

7 months

@Slakonbothsides 22yrs later I still believe Lotto won that round. R.I.P. Lotto

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@Astronitess

2 months

@heyyyleighh Hi

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@Astronitess

1 month

@superwomanesq Looking like a delicious snack

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@Astronitess

1 year

@htowncritic Hey I called for Bakers firing 2 months ago and fans went off at me for suggesting something like that

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@Astronitess

9 months

@chicitybbygirl Happy 45th 🧁🍫🍭🍬🍦🍰🍣🍮🍪🍨🥮🥧🍩🍧🎊🍡💐

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@Astronitess

3 years

I need to know who kidnapped our Astros pitchers?. Is it an invasion of the body snatchers?. Last night McCullers Jr pitched 7 innings and today Urquidy pitches 7 innings. These are the guys that we need every start. Good job boys. Keep it going.

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@Astronitess

7 months

@Browneyes8110 Hair on fleek

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@Astronitess

2 years

Now this is AWESOME. Put football aside and the community comes together to support a worthy cause all in the name of Hamlin

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Jorge

@Astronitess

3 years

Wore this beauty to work today. Went around the offices and stopped at every Bills fans desk while sipping on my warm chocolate milk and just shook my head and kept it moving. That Winning Monday feeling. Shoutout to @AreenFinnegan . Titan fans follow her and buy the shirt. I did

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@Astronitess

2 years

How is your Saturday going? 6th straight ALCS #LevelUp

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@Astronitess

9 months

@KatTatiana_ Your bf/husband will enjoy it 😁😉😬

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@Astronitess

2 years

Don't know about any other MLB fan but I feel NO sympathy towards the Yankees sitting around in a rain delay. I'm hoping for a late start time or even play tomorrow and let the game go into extra innings. Can't wait to see a BRUCIE video of him complaining and blaming the Astros

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@Astronitess

2 months

@heyyyleighh Hi

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@Astronitess

1 month

I guess @astros fans forget the team doesn't make any trades until 2 minutes before the trade deadline.

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