Awwww hell. We ain’t never seeing Chas & Yainer now 😅🤣🫣
@RoFlo
@markdero7
talkin bout it on
@MLBNetwork
😳
Hey
@RoFlo
would love to have you on the pod to discuss it more. 🤞🏼
So how loud are we booing Adolis tomorrow???? 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Will it be the entire AB? Just while he’s getting settled in the box??
I gotta know how many throat lozenges I need to bring.
Incoming CHAS MCCORMICK rant!!!! *Some* of y’all have not been putting the RESPECT on
@chazzyfizzz
‘s name & wanting to sign Nimmo, or Benni or Conforto and I just have to ask….
WTAF?!?!?! 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
Stop it. (Also, don’t come at me w/ Nimmo stats, I actually don’t care😅)
EVERYONE better give SETH MARTINEZ ALLLLLLLLLLLLL
the MOTHEREFFING flowers, gold stars, cookies…WHATEVER THAT MANS WANTS!!!
3.2 IP w/ 2K’s and only allowing 1 H.
The FIREMAN!!!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
I *literally* don’t understand how a human body throws 99mph as effortless as this?!?!?
He throws this with as much force as I do when I’m playing “throw the wadded up sock into the basket” 🧐😳🤯
HOW?!?!
So besides hiring au pairs for all the players fams & making sure all the boys get ample sleep😅🤣🤷🏻♀️
Can we have a convo about the BATTERS EYE??? 😳
a 🪡🧵
We’ve heard Trout doesn’t see the ball well here. I *think* I’ve heard Tuck doesn’t either.
Now apparently Abreu?
Let’s set the scene -
Currently in a waiting room of an oil change place & it’s me + 6 guys.
I have on a .45 hat + my notebook that has a sticker that says “baseball is my favorite season”
Guy sitting across from me notices my notebook + hat combo, smirks & says
“oh yeah I
That time that Zack Greinke had enough of Francisco Cervelli being a Human Rain Delay.
[Glove signing Fastball while Cervelli was looking down to quick pitch him. 😂]
GREATTTTTT FCKING DAY TO PICK UP RONEL BLANCO IN MY FANTASY LEAGUE!!!
LFG!!!!!!! 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🔥🔥🔥🔥
NO HITTER BABY!!!!!!!!!!!
@KickinitwitKeef
@SheaNSons
Just call me *known ball knower* Suzy🤣🤣🤣
LETS GOOOOOOO!!! 😘🔥😍
So excited to be reuniting w/ the
@PSF_App
& can’t wait to hang out w/ all of y’all this season!👏🏼
PS. Even if you’re NOT an
@astros
fan, download the app because PSF is rolling out squads for ALL 30 TEAMS this year! Make sure to follow PSF & keep your
#Astros
fans, it’s time to introduce another great addition to the
#PSF
squad! Returning for her 2nd season…
⚾️ Please welcome in Suzy (
@BourbonNBball
), who will be covering the TWO-TIME world champion
#Astros
all season long ⚾️
When your 8 yr old wants to dress up like her fave ⚾️ player.😅
Happy Halloween from my little Kyle Tucker & Princess Sofia😍
(I really tried to get the other twin to be José Altuve but no dice🤣😅)
PS. Y’all know how hard it is to find an ORANGE
@KTuck30
jersey?! 🤯
Let’s not lose sight of this either-
Hats off to YAINER for getting his first hit!!
JON SINGLETON working a WALK!!
GRAE KESSINGER with that JUMPING CATCH!!!
I FCKING LOVE THIS TEAM!!!!!!!!!!!!
#Ready2Reign
I accidentally let my *indoor* cat out at 3am when I mistakenly thought it was my ***indoor/OUTDOOR*** cat. (See the 2nd pic. He’s the lump on the right😩)
I can’t find him and he hasn’t come back and now I’m super worried.
Especially with this storm coming in.
Ummmmm I’m sorry.
Excuse me while I freak TF out cause BILLY FREAKING WAGNER RETWEETED MY TWEET asking why he’s not in the HOF yet???
🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
So
@BillyWagner1313
if ever you’d like to come on the
#1
led female hosted Astros podcast 😅 & chat about it LMK.
#shootmyshot
I am so confused by this fan base. 🤣😅🤦🏻♀️
Y’all raking Crane over the coals for giving Montero 3 years & then turn around & be mad when he realized his mistake & won’t do it again???
Which one is it y’all??
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🚨NEW BONUS CONTENT🚨
@kburdtweets
&
@baseball_SuzyQ
bring you the inside scoop about the Oakland A's FanSFest w/ one of the owners of the
@LastDiveBar
Bryan!
Check out the clip for how it came about & the event that is happening THIS SATURDAY- the 24th
👀:
I don’t even give one single solitary flying floozle that it’s only spring training.
The fact that I get to watch Astros baseball and moving the runner over!!?!? 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
OMFG. CLOUD FCKING NINE PEOPLE.
I take this break from complaining about the HOF writers to bring you this beautiful clip from our interview w/
@KleinschmidtJD
about
@DALLASBRADEN209
🥹
A BIG thank you to Jess for spending some time chatting w/
@kburdtweets
& I!! We SOOOOOO loved having you on the show!! 😘
A year (& a few days) ago I was lucky enough to attend a workshop that
@JuliaMorales
hosted about sideline sports broadcasting. 🥰🤩
It was a great, albeit humbling experience for me😅
Safe to say that sideline reporting won’t be in my immediate future anytime soon. 🤣😅
I’ll
Ok if anyone sees me with this bad boy bobby pinned onto my head.
Mind your business 🤣😅 I have too much hair to wear a fitted.
However, I NEED THIS IS MY LIFE. 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
Whatcha y’all think?!?!? 😍😍
Do i have to record a video in my english class today??
Yep. 🥴
Did I begrudgingly have to do my hair & makeup today so that I don’t look like a bridge troll in said video?
Yes.🤣
Was I late to class because I couldn’t FIND my makeup bag….
Also yes. 🤣😅🤦🏻♀️
Happy hump day
Y’all.
I don’t have other sports I like.
Baseball is it.
I ONLY LIKE BASEBALL (stop trying to make 🏈 happen, it’s not gonna happen.🤣🤦🏻♀️)
So I’m gonna wallow in my sadness & frustration for a bit and then cheer on the
@Dbacks
&
@Phillies
#EmbraceTheChaos
& ALWAYS
#FTR
Shoutout to my guy
@RamShirts
for sending me a surprise package!!
We’re gonna keep the vibes going & we’re doing a GIVEAWAY! 🤩🥳
To enter:
1) Follow
@RamShirts
2) Follow
@BourbonNBball
3) QT a pic of you in your fave ramshirt design OR one that you’d like to win from
Why the two diff shade of orange??? Why not one shade and give me a blue bill?!
😬🤦🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
If you’re gonna go this direction, gimme full tequila sunrise vibes AT LEAST. 🫠
Just got done chatting w/
@blummer27
about his 14 year playing career & how it transitioned into being the current color commentator for the
@astros
🤩
Can’t wait to release it! 👏🏼👏🏼
Big thanks Blum!!!
Psssst
@adamclanton
paging AC….
how’s about a drinking bourbon ep w/ Blum
Dear MMP fans, please I BEG OF YOU!!!! When Altuve comes up, I NEEEEEEED y’all to do the “JOSÉ JOSÉ JOSÉ” PLEASEEEEEEEE?!!?!? 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼 who’s with me?!?!
BREAKING: Star closer Josh Hader and the Houston Astros are in agreement on a five-year, $95 million contract, a source tells ESPN.
The deal contains no deferrals. It is the largest present-day value contract for a relief pitcher in baseball history.