Ashley Hesseltine @AshHess Twitter profile

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@AshHess

2 years

The biggest #WhiteLotus finale plot hole is that $50k was a drop in the bucket but they’re flying @easyJet

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Insane that Will Smith can assault someone at an awards show and just sit back down in the front row and win an award and everyone is laughing and applauding him like Hollywood is honestly so fucked

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Announcing your last day at work like

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

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NOVEMBER 3RD.

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2 years

If you’re going to come up on stage and slap me during a set, could you just lightly choke me instead?

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3 years

My friend just told me her husband insisted on the J&J vaccine because he only wanted to do it once. It’s literally the men’s all-in-one body wash of shots.

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4 years

I have a first date tomorrow and told him to meet me at Four Seasons Total Landscaping why am I like this

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5 years

A few of my girlfriends have recently broken up with their shitty boyfriends and gotten dogs and they're happier than ever and I have honestly never felt so proud

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4 years

Seeing people “protest” against a cumulative effort to save lives during a global pandemic, I can say with absolute certainty that this is the most embarrassed I have been of our country.

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2 years

Oh ok so states can ban abortions but they can’t ban guns THIS COUNTRY IS A FUCKING EMBARRASSMENT

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6 years

The best actress award should really go to Bradley Cooper’s girlfriend

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3 years

I think it’s funny that the people who don’t trust a vaccine backed by experts, data, and clinical research are the same people who believe in God lol

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4 years

People who are “pro-life” are protesting for their right to endanger the lives of others and I just want everyone to let that sink in 🙃

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5 years

Thoughts and prayers to all the girls who planned to announce their engagements or pregnancies on Instagram today. 🙏🏼 #InstagramBlackout2019 #thoughtsandprayers

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4 years

My fantasy: Pence just snaps and screams, LOOK YOU’RE RIGHT, DONALD TRUMP IS AN UNHINGED PIECE OF SHIT AND I CAN’T DO THIS ANYMORE

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4 years

Not a hot take here but can we just recognize how absolutely fucking insane it is that people in this country with zero education in medicine/disease legitimately think they know more than doctors and epidemiologists 🤯

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Ashley Hesseltine

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3 years

“GuN cOnTrOl wOn’T cHaNgE aNyThiNg AnYwAy!!” Oh really, because it’s worked in like **checks notes** literally every other comparable country.

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4 years

The fact that @realDonaldTrump is still refusing to admit he lost a fair election and blocking our president elect from information that could aid in managing this pandemic is further proof he does not give a single fuck about saving lives and never did.

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5 years

Today in Times Square, a man yelled “HEY RICH LADY!” at me so we’ve come a long way since a homeless man yelled “WHOA CAMEL TOE!” in Union Square. I think my NYC glow-up is complete.

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4 years

Trying to watch The Social Dilemma but keep getting distracted by Instagram lol we’re so fucked

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4 years

Ok “1 year ago” memories on social media, that’s enough

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4 years

Me watching #TheBachelor every Monday remembering that the woman who showed up waving her vibrator around is the realest one on the show

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6 years

I’m not even going to click on this #MaliaObama bullshit but willing to guess that anyone who’s talking shit about it fully supported Brett Kavanaugh’s passion for beer at 17

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4 years

Guys be like “I’m sorry I’m just really busy with working from home and washing my hands and stocking up on toilet paper from the dark web, I just can’t commit to you right now”

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4 years

This was therapeutic 🙌🏻

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Woman’s brain: I’m just going to stay positive and not think about how long we’ve been quarantined! Woman’s body: lol here’s your period again

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Ashley Hesseltine

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4 years

So this is how my @Seamless order showed up and the customer service exchange was totally insane 😭💀 @Seamless_Care

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4 years

Savage Beyoncé remix just came on the Alexa and my mom said “ugh I don’t like this song” so I guess I’m heading back to NYC first thing in the morning and also accepting applications for a new family

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4 years

It’s fascinating how women have been without all their beauty appointments during quarantine but somehow men have glowed down SO MUCH HARDER

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4 years

I’ve now watched 5 hours of The Queen’s Gambit and still could not tell you how the game of chess is played

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Ashley Hesseltine

@AshHess

4 years

In a softer tone this time — if you choose not to vote for Biden, you are choosing 4 more years of Trump, and I hope you think about what that looks like in terms of healthcare, immigrants, abortion rights, the Supreme Court, HANDLING CRISES, etc.

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Ashley Hesseltine

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5 years

Hannah Ann having to watch this is absolutely horrifying. #TheBachelor is a soulless franchise. *still watching tho

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4 years

Honestly so glad to be single during quarantine and not having to cut a man’s hair rn

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4 years

This is so fucking embarrassing

The White House 45 Archived

@WhiteHouse45

4 years

The wall is going up. Just as President @realDonaldTrump pledged, his Administration is working hard to stop illegal immigration at the border—before it spills over into our communities. Now, there’s a new way to watch that progress unfold. MORE:

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4 years

I read a headline that said “Scientists have all hands on deck right now” and I couldn’t help but wonder about one in particular

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3 years

It’s not only the ban on abortions after 6 weeks, but the additional encouragement of citizens to hunt down and punish women and those who helped them make a personal decision about their own bodies and future. Pure evil.

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Ashley Hesseltine

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4 years

It’s insane that people use the excuse “Fauci said not to wear masks at first” like yeah it’s called getting new information (also known as “learning”), remember how people used to think the earth was flat too?

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4 years

My dad: Where are the brownies? Me: I got my period today and ate them all. My dad: *promptly leaves the kitchen* Me: *pulls out the brownies I hid earlier*

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Ashley Hesseltine

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5 years

Look I’m not proud of it but I’ve had multiple DUIs and my parents still weren’t as disappointed in me as Peter’s are right now #TheBachelor

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Ashley Hesseltine

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5 years

My love language is someone coming up to me at the dog park after my dog gets in a scuffle and telling me it’s the other dog’s fault

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4 years

Have Super Bowls always been this boring or is it just the Tom Brady ones?

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3 years

Bringing your un-neutered dog to a public dog park is anti-vaxxer energy

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2 years

Can’t believe the Super Bowl is going to be the @Eagles and @rihanna 😭😭😭

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2 years

Posting resources for abortion funds and calling lawmakers and my hands are shaking because I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE WE HAVE TO DO THIS IN 2022

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5 years

NYE PSA ladies: If you’re hoping to hook up tonight, remember to NOT shave your legs and leave your apartment as messy as possible, including leaving the hair on the shower wall. Good luck!

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2 years

It’s not “unimaginable.” And that’s the sickest part.

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4 years

It appears the strategy for Pence was to play a sympathetic “class act” but they forgot to coach him on answering the actual questions

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4 years

@TomiLahren What is wrong with you?

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4 years

If you need tips for how to manage a lying/gaslighting/manipulative man, just watch Cuomo talk about how he’s dealing with Trump

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4 years

I feel exposed yet so seen

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4 years

Listen I respect therapy and working through your trauma as much as anyone but it’s not what we needed on #thebachelorette in 2020, give us light and sexy dates, we’ve been through enough!

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4 years

I personally need a new rating system for tv shows/movies during quarantine: Comfort level of watching with your dad

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4 years

This is no shade to TikTok as I do enjoy the app but people really get famous for doing two 8-counts of beginner choreography

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@AshHess

3 years

So people who refuse to get a vaccine to prevent them from going to the hospital with covid and overwhelming our overworked healthcare workers will get sick from covid and go to the hospital expecting to be cared for by our overworked healthcare workers. The selfishness.

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Ashley Hesseltine

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4 years

Things have been pretty dismal and they’re only going to get worse, so we need to be proactive about doing little things that cheer us up. For example, tomorrow I will be canceling @verizonfios cable for good. I may even go live on Instagram for it. It’s going to feel so good 🥰

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4 years

New morning routine inspo

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I’m googling cake recipes and just express shipped $50 of craft margarita mix to the house, I’m starting to snap

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4 years

Will You Shut Up Man? Mr. Vice President I’m Speaking 2020

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2 years

Nothing is more deranged than the republicans who want to ban abortion but also contraception. How can anyone support this? It’s truly diabolical.

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3 years

Watching #TheLastBlockbuster and thinking about those Friday nights you’d get in the car as a family, drive to the video store with your heart set on a particular new release and they’d be OUT OF COPIES. Kids these days will never know the pain.

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4 years

Funny how the same people who were like “NO SOCIALISM!! BAD!!” are in full support of a dictatorship lol

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4 years

I’ll say this about Adele: She’s an incredible talent, she’s an icon, she’s achieved so much professionally, and saying she looks fucking amazing after a total body transformation (that I’m sure took a lot of hard work and discipline) doesn’t take away any of that.

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2 years

The delusion to be a sex offender and tweet this is just

Matt Gaetz

@mattgaetz

2 years

How many of the women rallying against overturning Roe are over-educated, under-loved millennials who sadly return from protests to a lonely microwave dinner with their cats, and no bumble matches?

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4 years

Is it just me or does it feel weird to call something a “nail-biter” that’s been going on for 3 days?

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3 years

You know what would have been cool of Drake? To NOT sample R. Kelly on his latest album. To think, hey maybe Certified Lover Boy will be just as good (maybe better!) without the work of a sexual abuser and pedophile.

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5 years

Asking for myself

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4 years

What’s horrifying to me is that a woman would say she was horrified by another woman’s career choices in an interview. I do not know @alisoneroman and don’t want to drag her but damn, that is just so disappointing to see from a woman with a platform.

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this is a huge bummer and hit me hard. I have made her recipes for years now, bought the cookbooks, supported her on social and praised her in interviews. I even signed on to executive produce the very show she talks about doing in this article.

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4 years

I KNOW MORE ABOUT WIND THAN YOU 😭😭😭😭

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5 years

Me dreaming about a country run by women

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3 years

Anyone else get invited to a house party and immediately Zillow the house or do you have chill?

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5 years

I don’t really have “a type” but I can tell you that it’s the exact opposite of Peter from #TheBachelor

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5 years

Recent criticism aside, I think it’s funny that people get offended by Peloton’s ads featuring fancy homes and the implication that they’re only for people with money. The bikes are like $3K, they are literally made only for people with money.

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5 years

Love that Kendall and Kylie did a sexy Dumb & Dumber for the Met Gala

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4 years

The mean girl reckoning on #TheBachelor tonight was the 2021 energy we needed👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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3 years

My love language is @taylorswift13 and @jackantonoff performing together

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4 years

My mom and I are discussing what astrological signs we think our dogs are given their personality traits so that’s where we’re at

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@AshHess

4 years

WHO are these absolute TRASHBAGS still out partying? I WANT NAMES AND HANDLES

Amber lee ⚓

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4 years

Brides are cancelling their big day. People are dying alone. Funerals of no more than 10 people. Healthcare workers staying away from their family for weeks/months to prevent infecting them with COVID- 19. The list goes on.. Meanwhile there’s SELFISH people on my snap partying..

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2 years

The GOP being “pro-life” is like a sick joke at this point. No one is more anti-life.

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4 years

I miss the fly

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People who like Victoria voted for Trump #TheBachelor

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4 years

Imagine going on a dating reality show as a parent, then using your daughter as an excuse to shame a woman, what a garbage person 🙃 #thebachelorette I feel bad for Josef’s daughter

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No one: Every girl today: 🗣GUESS YOU DIDN’T CHEAT BUT YOU’RE STILL A TRAITORRRR 🎶 #OliviaRodrigo #SOURoutnow

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10 years

Did Dylan wash his hands before the rose ceremony? #TheBachelorette #BurningQuestions

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4 years

Me as a girlfriend

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@AshHess

4 years

Hulu is getting hotter and hotter with original content but the layout is trash. Get it together, now is the time!

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The Hulu layout is so dumb and unnecessarily complicated. What I’m currently watching should be one of the first things I see when I open the app/site.

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I really enjoyed the #VMAs but it’s just funny to me that MTV is still a credible music platform when it’s a TV station that plays episodes of Ridiculousness 24 hrs a day with some occasional Catfish and Teen Mom sprinkled in

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5 years

What we’re watching right now on #TheBachelor is absolutely insane. Barb is off the rails, I’m so deceased ⚰️

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Ashley Hesseltine

@AshHess

7 years

IS THIS TRUE

Dr. Pumpkin Spiceotope, Fall Enthusiast

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The basketball shot clock was invented in 1954 after a player hid the ball under his shirt for 48 minutes and told everyone he was pregnant.

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4 years

Can’t believe Anderson Cooper took the turtle title from Mitch and gave it to Trump but I respect it

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4 years

Nothing is more full circle in the pandemic than this

Nick Bromberg

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Also, it just *HAD* to be a tiger that became the first animal in the U.S. to officially have coronavirus

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4 years

A VERY COVID CHRISTMAS 😭👏🏻👏🏻

John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil

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4 years

Looking forward to Hallmark’s holiday offering “A Very COVID Christmas,” when a big city lawyer and a country candle maker accidentally meet when they go to the wrong zoom meeting.

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4 years

This wouldn’t happen in ANY OTHER COUNTRY or under ANY OTHER PRESIDENT. I am absolutely sick and heartbroken.

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A security guard at a Family Dollar store in Flint, Michigan, was shot and killed after telling a customer to wear a state-mandated face mask, police say

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5 years

Just came to twitter to see what everyone thinks about Justin Bieber’s new song and every trending topic is about World War 3

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@AshHess

5 years

Is Kris Jenner on #TheBachelor production team because WHAT THE 🤯

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5 years

Doing a birthday dinner with 16 ppl tomorrow and just swung by the restaurant to do an AC check and make sure I could control the music so yeah I’m pretty chill

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4 years

It’s the small dick energy radiating from this writer for me #JillBiden

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4 years

Ok so we didn’t even know what Matt really liking a girl looked like until Michelle came along 😳😍 #TheBachelor

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9 years

#Tacklemore for the win forever 🙌🏽 #FallonTonight @FallonTonight

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3 years

People who have duck quacking as your ringtone, what is your life??

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5 years

Verizon really just hit me with that “sorry didn’t get your text” excuse. I’m legit feeling gaslit rn

Verizon Support

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5 years

@AshHess Hello Ashley, there appears to have been a mistake with our messaging system. I do deeply apologize about your chat being dropped with us. Are you able to troubleshoot with us now? ^CKM

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