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10 years
"Do you want pasta or pizza tonight?" "Yes." http://t.co/sLhVMuUojs
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It's called a "shake" because the sight of it makes you tremble with joy. http://t.co/OcQGebGrAR
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11 years
NUTELLA. PIZZA. http://t.co/1ipTICjGpY
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Hey NYC: what do you miss the most about dining out? Tweet at us or tag @seamless with your answer, include the neighborhood you live in + #PrestoResto for your chance to win a visit from your favorite NYC restaurants! Ends 4/7. NYC. NoPurNec.18+. VoidWhereProhib. Rules in bio.
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*sub-tweet* (we're doing this right, right?) http://t.co/eYu5AaFQUS
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Why does grilled cheese always taste better when it's raining outside? http://t.co/wPpwdD3eeY http://t.co/uzdMVT7UvI
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10 years
Use this line if you're trying for that 'Lady and the Tramp' moment. http://t.co/f3HNBHS2XZ
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3 years
PSA: Miss Lily’s is serving up this week’s #PrestoResto experience! Share what you miss the most about dining out, make sure to tag @seamless , include your neighborhood + #PrestoResto for the chance to win! Ends 4/7. NYC. NoPurNec.18+. VoidWhereProhib. Rules in bio.
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Want to win $400 worth of food and a full, private dining experience delivered straight to your door? All you have to do is reply with your neighborhood + #PrestoResto for your chance to win! Ends 4/14. NYC. NoPurNec.18+. VoidWhereProhib. Rules in bio.
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9 years
RT if this was you tonight. http://t.co/vnCL5YBKEZ
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10 years
Ever have something so Taystee, it gave you Crazy Eyes? http://t.co/WUvvSM3w0E
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3 years
On the menu for this week's #PrestoResto truck? Comfortland's chicken sandwiches and more! All you have to do is reply with your neighborhood + #PrestoResto for your chance to win an exclusive dining experience! Ends 4/21. NYC. NoPurNec.18+. VoidWhereProhib. Rules in bio.
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10 years
OMG chocolate chip dinkies from @DinkiesNYC http://t.co/8RiRXXP4oQ
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11 years
Salad + Buffalo Chicken = Better Salad http://t.co/LMVL4YTZZD
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11 years
Time for an afternoon delight. http://t.co/5tz8iW84IB
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11 years
In our opinion, the main course here is probably the waffle fries. http://t.co/EfWjxyXL2P
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10 years
This is called grandma’s pizza. Which explains why we're at grandma's every day. http://t.co/CNSZtHclz4
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4 years
@sablaah Are you in the right headspace to receive beans or would you rather order a pizza?
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9 years
Mac and cheese with ease.
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@Twitter Bagels
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11 years
Pizza is *always* the right answer. http://t.co/k5H7glUdBS
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12 years
Soy sauce under a microscope. WHOA. http://t.co/vYkgctBd (via @ForkintheRoadVV )
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9 years
Trolling Twitter is better with tacos. http://t.co/BZNO2Ppzxs
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6 years
People think I'm a morning person, but really I'm just a breakfast person.
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11 years
Few things in life are as truly beautiful as queso. http://t.co/g8bR5GueaL
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11 years
Goodbye, Thanksgiving. Hello, Salad. http://t.co/sCZFyLjm0f
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10 years
My neck, my back, my Netflix and my snacks.
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Peanut butter + jelly puffs. The stuff dreams are made of. http://t.co/lRVvD88R63
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Just hook it into our veins. http://t.co/7m8zVjV4KI
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Friday + Pizza = BFFs http://t.co/NZ7iSPGr3a
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Apparently there is such a thing as Sushi Pizza. Dreams really do come true. http://t.co/bBM1JMizsA
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Chicken pesto. It's the best-o. http://t.co/375wJXvCQ5
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Open Sesame Chicken! http://t.co/cAZGzDt60G
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Bruschetta just makes the world a better place, doesn't it? http://t.co/ZUxji1uziG
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Who's joining us in turning this #HouseOfCards marathon into a #HouseOfCarbs marathon tonight? http://t.co/M47HDsxtFH
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We’re working w/ @smorgasburg to bring popular NY eats to you. See where we're delivering: http://t.co/oD0FwWTI6q http://t.co/gVRiDl6bUP
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Our spirit animal. http://t.co/pNj8zV0j3h
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Macaroni and cheese makes Monday less Monday-ish. http://t.co/U9O5wmV0gn
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9 years
Generally craving this all day.
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12 years
FACT: The fear of cooking is known as Mageirocophobia and is a recognised phobia.
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Fleetwood Mac n' Cheese #FoodieBandNames
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Tuna Salad: Epically better on a bagel. http://t.co/UOkG4M9xPT
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It’s a Tot O’ Gold! Use code GOLD2 for 15% off your @Seamless order of $10+! Exp 3/19 3AM EST http://t.co/yLiDj4y03j http://t.co/GpNaj7ezf8
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Samosas make the world a better place. http://t.co/26WqCtRiVD
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RIP $5 black umbrella. June 9, 2014 – June 9, 2014
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Cherry and blueberry pierogi? This changes everything. http://t.co/OYShqwU2rr
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Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes: small, large, thin crust, deep dish, extra cheese. http://t.co/NNiYPPoTME
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We're not exaggerating by saying that cheesy bread is why the world turns. http://t.co/TgVNukbhg1
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Friend 1: Engaged Friend 2: Got a promotion Friend 3: Had a baby Me: Didn't say "you too" when the delivery driver said "enjoy your food."
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11 years
Sundays are for delivery, Netflix, and naps. Don't let anyone try to tell you otherwise.
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9 years
My diner go-to, to go. #turkeyclub
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Steamy = Dreamy
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I'd like to add you all to my professional LinkedIn network. http://t.co/gLo0T7btf2
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We've had the breakfast time of our life. http://t.co/zoLcgTGiEC
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7 Best Fried Chicken Spots in NYC http://t.co/7oniMKwDdP
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10 years
THANK YOU to the first person who took a potato and thought, “let’s fry this a ton of different ways.” http://t.co/sBRVdfirSK
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Age 23: In five years I'm going to own a house, have kids, and run my own business. Age 28: You know what? Let's go crazy and add onion rings to that order.
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tbh if he knows where the ripe avocados are, I'll follow...
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Avocado Rat is the hero America needs and deserves, I'm sorry that's just the way it is
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9 years
For every RT of this tweet, we’ll donate $1 up to $10K to @NoKidHungry thru 4/24. Help feed kids in need! http://t.co/Med14LIQXL
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What time is it? Pad Thaim! http://t.co/1G6ShG3GSv
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Today is #MeatballDay . Let's do this, people. http://t.co/PS6akS3YRT
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Damn NYC, #fall looks good on you. Celebrate with code LOVEFALL2 for 15% off a $10+ order. Exp. 3AM ET on 09/30/15. http://t.co/wIXwcgRomy
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*puts pants on* *answers the door for delivery* *takes pants back off*
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FAO S'mores.
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Upon closer inspection... are we sure that was pine tar? http://t.co/O5VYCdK2gs
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Three story walk-up, six piece sushi.
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11 years
These still count as "sandwiches" at dinnertime, right? http://t.co/IaDtTMCRzx
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“Hey, girl. Just thought I’d bring some piping hot food right to you.” – Gosling the delivery guy http://t.co/JdCIle4HNT
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Fill up, don't freeze up. Get 15% off your $10+ @Seamless order. Code OrderIn2 Exp 2/12 3AM ET http://t.co/XAnTed8FLO
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, right? http://t.co/qaTJdovTai
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10 years
Pro tip: cut a pizza into very small pieces, then use as a topping for your other pizza.
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9 years
Save 15% on a $10+ order using code SoySaucy2, then laugh at our awesome pun. Exp. 3AM ET on 7/24. http://t.co/AjKDrkzhSa
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@caityweaver That's an oddly specific penultimate dying wish for a cat to have imho
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Late-night treat bringing late-night heat.
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We don't think you're ready for this jelly. ...Kidding. You totally are. http://t.co/0YBQJh1N9X
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All that’s missing from this pic is a shining halo. http://t.co/t7LwOmAb3v
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RT if there's always that one donut in the box that speaks to you. http://t.co/eDBOHSyond
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Rough day? Does this make you happy inside? http://t.co/7hjDEk5gRN
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9 years
Stick around for dinner.
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Behold the glory of garlic cheese bread! http://t.co/kTkVkifKdz
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Weekday pick-me-up.
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“Hey, girl. Just thought I’d bring some piping hot food right to you.” – Gosling the delivery guy http://t.co/tupLgAzlg3
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9 years
Strawberry frosting forever.
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Feed kids. Feel good. Get 15% off. Find out how to help us and @NoKidHungry end child hunger. http://t.co/SP5KawB8lk http://t.co/r1IFjPDUyH
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11 years
@caityweaver Sorry. Not all of our jokes are purrfect. Our thoughts and prayers are with you right meow in this trying time.
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Lo (mein) and behold.
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9 years
The NYSE's opening bell has nothing on these stuffed peppers.
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11 years
Would love to pho-get about this weather already. http://t.co/2xMbRDuWMo
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9 years
RT by 5pm ET for a chance to win 1 of 10 Seamless picnic blankets! #SeamlessBecause takeout tastes better than PB&J. http://t.co/deNPPYxjw0
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10 years
Prescription for a growling stomach: Take two and go to sleep. http://t.co/YIclu7UcwL
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11 years
Just look at this pho-tograph. http://t.co/MwFdSEZpQt
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