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5 years

Girls will straight up tell you they’re busy while they’re in bed eating chips and watching serial killer docs

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Remember when we were watching Love is Blind in February and thinking lol wouldn’t it be crazy to date someone and not be able to touch them and look at us now

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Girl: *breathes* Guy: I’m sorry but I’m just really busy right now with work and the gym and getting gas once a week plus my sister’s goldfish is sick and my big toe has been sore lately and I just can’t get into a relationship right now

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There are no rules for dating during the pandemic. Cyber date 16 dudes at once, have phone sex in your childhood bedroom, ask “what are we” after the second zoom date, join your ex’s new girlfriend’s IG Live, find a sugar daddy to buy you a peloton, the possibilities are endless.

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Ladies, if your man is acting weird today, he’s either about to propose, break up with you, or he’s panicking because he hasn’t bought you a gift yet; stay woke.

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When he asks if you came

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Friend: I need boy advi— Me: Break up

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Person: A weighted blanket will help your anxiety Me:

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Person: Any big resolutions for the new year? Me: Fuck more, cry less

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Me: How does J.Lo look so amazing at 50??! Person: She doesn’t drink. Me: *sips 4th glass of wine* Interesting

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4 years

Me: I’m not judgmental when it comes to other people’s relationships Me watching Love is Blind: HOW THE FUCK DO THESE PEOPLE THINK THEY’RE GOING TO MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?!

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4 years

Being right is my love language

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5 years

When his profile says 6 ft but he shows up to the date and he’s 5’9

Ja Rule

@jarule

6 years

I too was hustled, scammed, bamboozled, hood winked, lead astray!!!

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4 years

Dating profiles be like: Looking for someone who shares my passion for dogs, weekend hikes, and dismantling systemic racism

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4 years

Quarantine Day 1: I’m so glad I have a boyfriend to be with during this time Quarantine Day 23: If this MF doesn’t pull his weight on the puzzle, we’re done

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4 years

Sure sex is cool but have you ever communicated calmly and rationally with your partner and gotten exactly what you wanted out of an argument?

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4 years

Me when I realize my man I thought was my man isn’t really my man:

Ja Rule

@jarule

6 years

I too was hustled, scammed, bamboozled, hood winked, lead astray!!!

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5 years

Just making sure you all are doing ok during #InstagramBlackout2019 , we love you and we’re here for you

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5 years

Why can’t guys multitask in life but can manage to date 5 girls at once?

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4 years

Eat a pan of brownies at 9am, start happy hour daily at noon, ghost every guy you meet on a dating app, masturbate 4 times a day, cry to Adele in the fetal position, buy a pillow for the bathtub You don’t want to look back on the pandemic and think “I should have done that”

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Day 274 of being single: I think I’ll stay home this weekend Day 2 of quarantine: I’m just feeling really lonely and depressed about being single right now

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4 years

We deeply apologize for this oversight

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5 years

Every girl when her man comes in after 2am

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5 years

Guy you’re dating: Cancels your plans, lies about it, seen out with another girl, leaves you on read for 48 hours Also him: YOU’RE CRAZY FOR BRINGING THIS UP

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4 years

Do I really miss my ex or have I just been in a 5-month dry spell during a pandemic?

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@Girls_GottaEat

4 years

Go off queen 💙👑

Kamala Harris

@KamalaHarris

4 years

While I may be the first woman in this office, I will not be the last—because every little girl watching tonight sees that this is a country of possibilities.

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I’m trying to live a more enlightened life so now instead of telling my friend she’s dating a piece of shit fuckboy, I say “I feel that he has a negative aura.” 💫

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5 years

Person reminiscing about college: Those were the best years of my life 😊 Me: How the actual fuck did I make it out alive??

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5 years

Every woman on earth: Reflecting on what she’s thankful for, spending time with family, cooking, minding her own business Every man: Time to fire up the holiday texts and fuck with as many girls as possible

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4 years

They’re onto us 😳

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@benoobrown

4 years

Girls will shoot their shot by posting a story that you’re somehow suppose to know you should reply to

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4 years

Solid plan tbh

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@mynameisfrex

4 years

maybe if i develop feelings for covid-19 it will leave

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5 years

Waiting for delivery > waiting for a text back

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4 years

Roll call: Who’s eating soup today?

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4 years

Guys, here are some little things you can do to get your lady in the mood: Send dirty texts, talk about your sexual fantasies together, light a candle & put on some music she likes, take a shower, put away your laundry, replace the empty toilet paper roll, do literally one dish

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Therapist: And what do we do when we’re sad? Me: Eat pizza and listen to Girls Gotta Eat Therapist: Correct

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4 years

Ashley: A good man is hard to find 😒 Rayna: A hard man is good to find 😏

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4 years

Me: This guy hasn’t called, texted, or made plans with me, maybe he’s just not that into me Also me: He watched my insta story, what does that mean???

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@Girls_GottaEat

5 years

“YOU WOMEN ARE ALL CRAZY STALKER PSYCHOS” -A man being confronted with something he actually did

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@Girls_GottaEat

4 years

Anyone else? 🙋🏻‍♀️

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4 years

Most girls on first dates: So what do you like to do for fun? Me: Do you consider a hot dog a taco??

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@Girls_GottaEat

5 years

I’ll literally kick the love of my life out of my apartment just so I can call my best friend to talk about him

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@Girls_GottaEat

4 years

My brows, bikini line, jeans, heels, “blonde” hair, diet & exercise routine, responsible drinking habits, and social skills during quarantine: 👀 Me: WE WERE ON A BREAK!

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3 years

Trying to find one positive thing to say about your friend’s boyfriend like

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3 years

The CDC recommends not texting your ex “Happy New Year!”

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5 years

No one: Absolutely not a soul: Person everyone hates: Well actually...

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5 years

Boys: Relax it’s just social media, not real life Also boys: Currently DMing 12 girls to try to meet in real life

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4 years

Some of you haven’t been interrupted by your parents while masturbating in your childhood bedroom during quarantine and it shows

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4 years

Any guy who says “men and women can’t be just friends” is a red flag. Just because YOU can’t be around women without trying to fuck them, Brad...

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@Girls_GottaEat

4 years

2 hrs isn’t enough for some of y’all 🤣

Chelsea

@chelsgallant17

4 years

Me when ANY @Girls_GottaEat episode ends.

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4 years

Ladies he might be a fuckboy if: He calls you babe the first week of meeting you His phone screen is a pic of himself He has a second phone “for work” but doesn’t have a job

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5 years

Got the best endorsement today 😭

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4 years

🚨BEST ENDORSEMENT OF ALL TIME🚨

Pao Román

@SuperPao5

4 years

Every time I want to text my ex I listen to an episode from @Girls_GottaEat and forget about it .

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4 years

HATE HIM BY SUNDAY 😭👏🏻👏🏻

Rose

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4 years

Only @Girls_GottaEat snacks will understand

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4 years

@megannrene This isn’t abt “making people happy.” It’s abt people dying or not dying. We’re in the place we are because of the president’s ignorance and terrible decisions. You, and everyone, should be outraged. Here’s a nice, factual article for you, plenty more out there if ur interested:

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4 years

Our next virtual LIVE SHOW is this Saturday at 8pm EST. We’ll be live streaming (with special guests!) and will provide the link on our Insta and also here right before the show. Mark your cals, snacks 😘

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Phrases that should be banned at work for the sake of dirty minds everywhere: let’s bang it out, penetrate the market, double team a project, I’m anal about that, my boss chewed me out, the ball’s in our court, flesh it out, take one for the team

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3 years

Girl during sex: I bet he’s thinking about my armpit fat or my pussy hair or my unbleached b-hole or Guy: she’s so hot she’s so hot she’s so hot don’t cum don’t cum don’t cum

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5 years

🗣🗣🗣

Lily Montoya

@lilymontoya17

5 years

“Every women deserves to know what it feels like to not have to convince a boy to fall in Love with you” - @Girls_GottaEat

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4 years

We will do better!

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3 years

If you’re glowing up a guy, don’t even worry about him leaving you. Because while you’re upgrading him, another woman is upgrading someone else for you. Women helping women. 👊🏻

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5 years

All we’re saying is that we’re not verified on Instagram and it continues to be a problematic platform. We’re verified on twitter and this shit never goes down 💁🏼‍♀️

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@Girls_GottaEat

4 years

........since March

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@Girls_GottaEat

4 years

Thank you to all the snackheads who tuned into our holiday live show, pregamed with charcoochie, tagged and tweeted about us, and showed us so much love. We ❤️ you all so much!

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Shout out to the last minute gift buyers who get to blame the pandemic postal delays this Christmas, it’s your year fam

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4 years

No one: Ashley: The first 2 months of 2020 was the best time of my life

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1 year

When everyone’s posting about International Women’s Day but you’re like, isn’t that every day…?

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5 years

Instagram is down again. Are you guys ok? We’re here for you.

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@Girls_GottaEat

4 years

Can’t recommend it enough

KJ

@kenz_jennings

4 years

I have decided to live my life only based on advice I learned on @Girls_GottaEat from now on.

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4 years

Should we do GGE branded pepper spray for camping? 🤔

Talia Toole

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4 years

listening to park predators, so now i’m buying pepper spray before i travel to seattle, shout out @Girls_GottaEat

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Person: You are glowing! Rayna: Thanks, it’s the cum

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4 years

Wow 😭❤️

Allison

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4 years

I took 10 psych courses in college, but none of them had as much impact on me as @Girls_GottaEat .

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Annoying person: No one cares about your Spotify Wrapped GGE listener: I literally don’t care

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4 years

She gets it ❤️

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3 years

Why celebrate Halloween when your dating life is already full of ghosts, freaks, and people pretending to be someone else? 👻

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5 years

Looking back on all the fuckboys I dodged like

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5 years

Boyfriends are cool but have you ever masturbated then ordered a pizza?

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Pretty rude that we weren’t invited to the Met Ball but ok

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5 years

We’re going to make a better effort to replace Chad with Preston, Tucker and how about BRANTLEY

chad

@badboychadhoy

5 years

why are people still making fun of the name chad. it’s one syllable. it’s aesthetically pleasing. my name’s chad and I’m nice. y’all are just letting dudes named preston go unchecked bc chad’s an easy target? c’mon man. hayden???? tucker????? gimme a fucking break

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The Sunday + post-holiday dating app flurry is real. Who else got a “How was your 4th” message?

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Person: She’s been in there forever, she must be doing drugs Me:

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5 years

🤯😑

Lauren Anderson

@LaurenAndersonM

5 years

Went on a date with a guy recently who claimed that the reason guys get paid more than women was because they have to pay for dates...and then we split the check.... #reasonsimsingle @Girls_GottaEat

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🗣🗣🗣

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4 years

When Cardi said “I don’t really need the D, I need the money” I felt that

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If my man wants to go out and get a blowjob from someone else, fine, but let me see him sending a meme to another girl and we’re gonna have a fucking problem 🔪

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5 years

DATE HER 🙌🏻

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Rayna: You know who your outfit reminds me of Ashley: Kim Kardashian? Rayna: Peg Bundy Ashley: Oh.

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2 years

We discovered Zach first 😎

KJ

@kenz_jennings

2 years

I truly can’t wait for the new season of #TheBachelor @Girls_GottaEat

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4 years

We feel this so hard

Sara K. Runnels

@omgskr

4 years

I love everything about a first date—the sheer thrill of possibility, the butterflies, the rounds of cocktails & getting-to-know-you banter, the lustful looks, the story in the making, but nothing compares to that super-sweet moment when he goes pee & I can look at my phone again

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5 years

Bonus episode today! We’re sharing our college experiences, what we were like in our 20s, the lessons we learned, and advice we’d give our younger selves. Enjoy!

🤍 • dee

@dyeeannaa

5 years

Waking up to a bonus @Girls_GottaEat episode!! 🤪

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5 years

We love traveling with y’all! 🤣

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4 years

We ❤️ you @DaleMoss ! Go get ‘em 😘

RealitySteve

@RealitySteve

4 years

(SPOILER) Added to Clare’s guys: Dale Moss, 31, New York, NY. Former 2 sport star at South Dakota St University. Got some practice squad time in the NFL. Currently runs Dale Moss Fitness website.

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v accurate

🇵🇸 🐀 rat

@ratpugsly

5 years

The @Girls_GottaEat Snackheads Facebook group is literally the internet version of the girls bathroom. Love all my hype queens #girlsgottaeat

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One of our fave episode quotes of 2019

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5 years

Stay woke ladies 🦃

Kelsey Veronica

@KelseyConsiglio

5 years

@Girls_GottaEat when u post your location as home during thanksgiving eve and you immediately get “hey stranger” texts BEWARE THE HOLIDAYS

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5 years

THIS 🙌🏻

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5 years

Same

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5 years

We gotchu 🙌🏻

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4 years

keep us posted 😳🤣

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4 years

Can you hear it? 👂🏻

kay em

@kaymitch11

4 years

Got into a fight with my brother and all I can hear in my head is @AshHess voice— “He needs to apologize TO ME” #IYKYK #legendary @Girls_GottaEat

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3 years

When you understand the gift exchange assignment:

patrick

@cowboylikepatty

3 years

thinking about gifting some people in my life a bottle of wine and attached will be a qr code for the are you dating a narcissist episode of @Girls_GottaEat

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