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Ashley Jordan

7 months

It’s been umpteen summers y’all have heard me talk about this, but I’m ecstatic to finally announce that my debut will be out with Berkley in summer 2025. 🫶🏾

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7 years

Danai hasn’t stepped off my neck in a whole month and I’m not even mad about it.

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6 years

@people Why is she talking like it’s real? Just take out whatever you had put in, Kim.

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4 years

Molly is so exhausting. You didn’t wanna help, so she left you out of it. And it worked out. How is that a problem. #InsecureHBO

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5 years

@Vejahz @THR Reading the article might’ve helped answer your question.

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4 months

This is once again a Rhaenyra Targaryen stan account. #HouseoftheDragon

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1 year

Neither one of them raising her right, because ain’t no way I’m talking to my mom like this over a man. 😭

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1 year

This how my daughter gonna be behind me 😤

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5 years

I love how everyone is cool with Arya being a murderer, but a sex scene is what crosses the line. #GameOfThrones

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2 years

I genuinely don’t know who Van Jones’s community is, but I know it’s not Black folks.

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2 years

Keynoting the @UJAfedNY Wall St dinner, @VanJones68 apologizes to the Jewish community “for the silence of my community” allowing “an African American icon praising Hitler and Nazis, and we act like we don't know where that hatred came from.” But he says “the silence is over.”

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7 years

@Joneslove__ @IssaRae Okay, you’re obviously too young to understand words, so have a good day, girl.

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2 years

@crissles Scandal free for 30 years. A man has power for 8 minutes and got her name in some mess.

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5 years

@DeNice1110 @redditships

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Ashley Jordan

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10 months

@thebookseller The “overwhelming pressure” was assuaged by a book deal most authors dream of and Illumicrate promoting her work. She could’ve just 5-starred her own books if she was that desperate. But no, she went full racist and tried to sabotage authors of color for daring to sit beside her.

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Ashley Jordan

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3 years

@Ryan_Ken_Acts The *only* time I don’t like them is outside and it’s 90+ degrees. Otherwise, strangers might never see the bottom half of my face again.

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Ashley Jordan

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3 years

Not only did Jane Campion ignore the racism and sexism the Williams sisters face from every corner of an overwhelmingly white sport, but they absolutely compete against men. Hell, Venus was the first female tennis champion to receive a payout equal to her male counterparts. So…

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Ashley Jordan

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4 years

@rgay Seriously. All she had to do was mention the pandemic? The bar is in the basement and I am tired.

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5 years

@CocoNiles @CIO0710 @rebel_dale @SportsCenter But it didn’t, so... can’t really say for sure, can we? It happened in Toronto.

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5 years

@mikescollins I genuinely hate the woman screaming about her car like it’s an actual human.

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2 years

In news that is still absolutely mind-boggling, I’m a LitUp Fellow, and like, part of @ReesesBookClub now?

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Ashley Jordan

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7 years

Biiiiiiiiiiitch. 😩

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5 years

@cassandrajar

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7 years

@Joneslove__ @IssaRae She’s talking about the people who say this derogatorily. She’s not bashing people who don’t have friends.

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8 years

@jtimberlake You're awesome and I love you. 😘 Usually.

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4 years

#InsecureHBO Molly: Maybe we’re not a good fit anymore. Issa: Yeah, maybe. Molly: How dare you agree with what I just said. Me:

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5 years

I hope I’m never so bitter and bored with my life that I ruin my friend’s engagement just for kicks. #RHOA

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4 years

@AITA_reddit The husband sounds awful in simply a different way. I wish someone would tell me I’m on probation in my own house lmao.

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Ashley Jordan

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6 years

@GilmoreGlenda A Black woman has never been governor and this country most recently elected Donald Trump. Her getting this far, certainly in the south, is unlikely. We can acknowledge the unique obstacles she faces.

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Ashley Jordan

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3 years

Wendell saying this while standing right beside Michael makes this particularly moving. I hope he was able to take in the love we had for him and his talent.

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3 years

This is it. The definitive Michael K Williams take

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5 years

@Lulamaybelle Or...people just have different experiences. Not relating to two spoiled white people screaming at each other doesn’t mean I’ve never been in a relationship lmao.

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5 years

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@ChrisEvans

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4 years

@tennbrian1 @alisoneroman @jaketapper You’re so scared of having to acknowledge your privilege, that’s the only thing you could bother to comment on? If you don’t know what’s going on, shutting up is free.

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8 years

@RobDet @digby56 He was certainly covered in my public school education 20+ years ago. But either way, they're the ones who brought him up.

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10 months

@_loveRachel_ And they are showing her FAR more grace than she showed them.

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7 years

@Ich_bin_dylan @DrakoTsunami Thereby getting more movies with Black talent.

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1 year

@Phil_Lewis_ TAKEN? The movie??

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4 years

@nattysaur @th3saddestangel This is why kids end up repressed. It’s not that big of a deal. He’s not hurting himself or anyone else. Have fun with your kids sometimes. Damn.

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Ashley Jordan

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8 years

Issa: "Do you listen to yourself?" Kelli: "All the time. I have a podcast." @insecurehbo #BestTVLines2016

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Ashley Jordan

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6 years

This is the content I signed up for. #TheWalkingDead

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Ashley Jordan

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5 years

@murray_anitra @OccupyDemocrats No, not at all. But it’s what many of us fear, because no matter what you do, it’s always possible it turns into this.

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Ashley Jordan

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6 years

@TheWalkingDead All I know is Maggie Corleone better calm down talking about Rick and Michonne.

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4 years

@madd1 @rgay It was reported that she was racist toward Trina McGee, who played Angela on Boy Meets World. So... birds of a feather?

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4 years

@chrislhayes As someone who spends 8 hours a day monitoring Covid-related school closures, I’d like to see that data.

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Ashley Jordan

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6 years

@ava I can’t imagine having Google available all your life and still not knowing how to use it.

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Ashley Jordan

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10 months

@WendyOsefo “Ashley’s Friend” is sending me 😭

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Ashley Jordan

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6 months

@blktelevision My thoughts exactly. She tried to play in Candiace’s face one last time and Candiace said nope.

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Ashley Jordan

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7 months

I can’t write romcoms, but I am writing them one idc. 😭 #TheOnesWhoLive

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7 months

this looks straight out of a romance movie #TheOnesWhoLive

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Ashley Jordan

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2 years

@Phil_Lewis_ Not the Rs booing once he mentioned Maralago. They still haven’t learned to let go of that loser?

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5 years

@ShesLaurenK 😂 Literally died and still can’t get away from these people.

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Ashley Jordan

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8 years

@jtimberlake RIP to your mentions.

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4 years

@alisoneroman @chrissyteigen I scrolled through many of these comments and can’t believe this incredibly appropriate gif wasn’t everyone’s reply.

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5 years

@murray_anitra @OccupyDemocrats Totally agree. The few times I’ve been stopped, I burst into tears, knowing I might not make it out alive. That’s insane.

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Ashley Jordan

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6 years

I’d like to have a chat with whoever decided this season should be about everyone ganging up on Michonne after she loses Rick. #TheWalkingDead ⁠ ⁠

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5 years

@CleverWhatever @mikescollins Well. Reason 483929 for me not to have kids.

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5 years

@KidFury The media can’t seem to understand how anyone is still attractive after 40.

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6 months

@psychonegraut @_MelAston You “can’t find” something you haven’t looked for? Because it sounds like you’re basing her entire personality on a few cherry-picked quotes you saw on social media when she has plenty of work readily available.

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2 years

@myfreakies @Phil_Lewis_ Nah, she was robbed. Jamie Lee wasn’t even the best supporting actress in her own movie, so stop.

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2 years

@FunGuyTy @Phil_Lewis_ So has Angela Bassett…

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3 years

@BuzzFeed 🙄 I wish some of y’all had never learned the term “toxic.”

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7 years

@gawdcomplexx @Joneslove__ @IssaRae Lol, I was trying to help her.

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2 years

@Variety If anything, Netflix has gone easy on them.

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6 years

@TatianaSiegel27 @THR Stopped reading when they couldn’t even bother to spell Gemma Chan’s name correctly.

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5 years

@TheJamesarris @agogjosh @ringer I hated Walt for most of the series and didn’t see the ending as redemption for him at all. He just got Jesse out of the situation he put him in.

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5 years

@DevynRodriguez @Lenniesaurus @redditships She went on there looking for vacation pictures because she doesn’t have a smart phone. Not because she didn’t trust him.

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Ashley Jordan

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8 months

Literally me after watching the premiere of The Ones Who Live:

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6 years

My HEART. I just wish Rick could be with them. 😩 #TheWalkingDead

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5 months

@DragonflyJonez Like if he planted it, he should’ve uno reversed Kendrick immediately after MTG. Instead he let him drop again yesterday? Be serious, Drake.

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5 years

@crissles I’m so tired of Black people having to be the bigger person.

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Ashley Jordan

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6 years

@crissles You mean the Beyoncé album feat. Jay-Z? Damn right.

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Ashley Jordan

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8 years

I wish my TV had a mechanism that blocked Amy Schumer's face.

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Ashley Jordan

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7 years

Can you not, Andy? #TheWalkingDead

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7 years

@gawdcomplexx @Joneslove__ @IssaRae

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3 years

@veronicamaria84 @cnnbrk Not if people don’t get vaccinated.

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Ashley Jordan

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7 years

@FefeMonroe @thefathippy_ @JamilahLemieux Part of the problem is that Viola is still considered recent when she’s been doing this for over two decades. Plus, she has an Oscar, Emmy, and a Tony. She deserves her money.

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Ashley Jordan

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6 months

For the author as well. 😭 Y’all had me fighting for my life every five business days.

sugar 🦸🏾‍♀️ | THE ONES WHO LIVE 🍕💍

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6 months

this Richonne fanfic ain’t for the weak 😭😭😭

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Ashley Jordan

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7 years

Regina King and Carrie Coon slow-motion jumping on a trampoline to Wu Tang is one of the greatest things I've ever seen. #TheLeftovers

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5 years

@ProfClaiborne @Variety You mean exactly what Cynthia Erivo has done? lol

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5 years

@HeckleMeHuge @ThePopHub You can say whatever you want, but anyone who uses slurs against a group they’re not a part of is trash. And you deserve whatever backlash you get from it.

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Ashley Jordan

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4 years

Finding out Cassandra Wilson is a Trump supporter, and of the Q variety, is on brand for 2020, but still disappointing. Starting to think social media was a mistake.

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Ashley Jordan

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7 years

Today was a good day. ❤️

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1 year

@TheWalkingDead

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6 years

@SterlingKBrown @skelechiwatson @NBCThisisUs Make sure you remind the writers of this, because I don’t have time. Beth and Randall have to stay together.

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@kpsoltiswilson @CocoNiles @CIO0710 @rebel_dale @SportsCenter They’re reacting to the replay, but if it makes you feel better, you’re welcome to go with that narrative.

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5 years

@Lenore312 @cocoabutterbf Everyone knows that people have varying opinions, we’re not a monolith, etc. But being on a high horse about our beloved films isn’t gonna pass without comment lol.

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7 years

@AP

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5 years

Danai’s answer to my question about what she’s learned from Michonne. #NYCC #TheWalkingDead

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7 years

@chrissyteigen You’re too young to be this old, Chrissy.

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4 years

@thedeans_list @MajesticKingV @KellyfromHtown @Ultra_Marx Not a soul lmao.

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7 years

@biegenci @DanaSchwartzzz If you’re not a shitty person, it should be pretty obvious.

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5 years

@THR She really said she wants an American to win like this is the Olympics. I hate it here.

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3 years

@Phil_Lewis_ His refusal to acknowledge that Black people are part of the LGBTQ community continues to annoy the shit out of me.

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5 years

@DevynRodriguez @Lenniesaurus @redditships Married couples share things. Like passwords. And if she’s done it before, she has no reason to believe it’s suddenly a problem now.

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Ashley Jordan

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7 years

@eb0nyporn Lmao, the "not all men" replies to this tweet are exactly why the generalization was accurate.

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Ashley Jordan

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4 years

@jdpoc Am I missing something? Your clarification (because your original tweet does not convey “I’m joking” at all) appears to have been posted 2.5 hours and 30k likes after the first one.

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Ashley Jordan

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8 years

@iJesseWilliams I know I don't know you, but your history definitely stopped me from jumping to conclusions.

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